New York Daily News Jabs “Pee Brain” Trump

The New York Daily News reports:

He wanted to stop the leak. President Trump told James Comey he would not have hired Russian prostitutes to pee on each other because he’s a “germaphobe,” according to a tell-all book by the axed FBI director.

The Steele dossier, which was made public weeks after the Trump Tower meet, claims that Trump had the hookers perform the lewd act in 2013 in the same Moscow hotel suite that President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama once stayed in “as a way of soiling the bed.”

Comey’s bombshell memoir, which is set to hit the shelves Tuesday, gives an eye-opening view of the tumultuous four months that he spent as Trump’s FBI director. Trump unceremoniously fired Comey on May 9, 2017, setting into motion a series of events that led to the appointment of special counsel Robert Mueller.

Urine trouble now, @realdonaldtrump https://t.co/SHnADUCeRf

An early peek at Friday’s front… pic.twitter.com/mRgKGv1fBK

— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) April 12, 2018