“Dilbert” Creator: I Have Terminal Prostate Cancer

“Well, I’ve decided today’s the day I’m going to take the opportunity — since a lot of you are here — to make an announcement of my own. Some of you have already guessed, so it won’t surprise you at all, but I have the same cancer Joe Biden has. So I also have prostate cancer that has also spread to my bones. I’ve had it longer than he’s had — well longer than he’s admitted having it. My life expectancy is … maybe the summer. I expect to be checking out from this domain sometime this summer.” – Dilbert creator and anti-LGBTQ raving Trump cultist Scott Adams, speaking on his podcast.

In 2023, hundreds of newspapers dropped Dilbert after Adams declared that all black Americans should be considered a hate group and that white people should “get the hell away from them.” In 2022, Adams declared that the solution to school shootings is to arm children and let them “kill their bullies.”