Christian Nationalist Pastor: TSA Scanners Turn You Gay

April 8, 2025 Christianists, Crackpots

“Where was the Constitution when the Patriot Act was passed? Right, give me a break. Like, I had to be molested at the airport to go to Florida, right, just to get on an airplane, just because I’m not going to go through the ‘gay beam’ machine. I didn’t let CJ do it, I wouldn’t let him do it.

“I said, ‘You’re getting patted down, too, buddy. I don’t want them turning you gay.’ It appears having a guy touch you all over place, on its face, seems worse, but you don’t really know what those things are doing to you.

“They can just take a picture of me naked? Like, no.” – Christian nationalist pastor Andrew Isker, after which his co-host suggested that TSA scanners magically transmit “virtual adrenochrome.”

(For those blissfully unaware, QAnon cultists claim that Democrats murder children to harvest said adrenochome from their blood in order to prolong their lives.)

Isker and his co-host are part of a Christian nationalist community in Tennessee they call “Heritage Americans” – where women are kept barefoot and pregnant, just as Jesus wants.



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