The Kraken has been released. If — that is — the Kraken is a pair of befuddling, typo-addled lawsuits. Sidney Powell, the attorney who was unceremoniously thrown under the bus and cut loose by other members of President Donald Trump’s legal team, has released lawsuit filings in Georgia and Michigan alleging election fraud. The Georgia lawsuit is being filed in United States Districct court.
Wait, that doesn’t look right. Let’s try that again. Powell is filing suit in the Northern Distrcoict of Georgia. Yes, Powell badly whiffed on the spelling of “district” twice in the first nine words of her legal filing — a most auspicious beginning. Those typos were just a harbinger of things to come. The word ballots appears as “abllots,” Washington D.C. is referred to as the “District of Colombia,” and the name of one of their witnesses is misspelled in two different ways.
An attorney too incompetent for even Donald, Siidney Poowelll haz releaased the KKKraken ine the DISTRICCT Court for the Northern DISTRCOICT of Georgia.
Such an embarrassment to her profession. pic.twitter.com/teEIlSb1tf
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) November 26, 2020
I’m reading Sidney Powell’s much-hyped “kraken” legal filing. So far, she misspells her key expert’s name twice — his name is William Briggs, she calls him “Williams Briggs” and “William Higgs.”
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) November 26, 2020
One of the ways to support Sidney Powell per her website is to send her a check made directly to her. Not the defense fund. 😂🤡😂 Sucker born every minute. Enjoy your Maga Fan Fiction. She’s gonna Grift til the end and say we ran out of time. TV Evangelist with a Degree #kraken pic.twitter.com/GTzWNzKR9H
— Nyck West (@NyckWest) November 26, 2020
BREAKING NEWS: Sidney Powell just filed a “bombshell” lawsuit alleging massive voter fraud in the state of Georgia. Read the lawsuit!https://t.co/cRDotvhRrR
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) November 26, 2020
Sidney Powell has found The Kraken. pic.twitter.com/tw1TYRBlNu
— KeanoTheDog (@judgeyourself99) November 26, 2020