Judges Fume As Cultists Keep Sean Spicer On DWTS

Yahoo News reports:

Sean Spicer’s continued success on Dancing With the Stars is beginning to frustrate viewers. Despite consistently low scores for his dancing from the judges, Spicer has remained on the show because of his relationship with President Trump. Since the beginning of the season, Spicer has run his appearance on the show like a political campaign. In fact, he has received multiple endorsements from his former employer, President Trump.

The judges are also becoming more and more frustrated by Spicer’s continued success, and it’s showing in their critiques. After Spicer’s performance tonight, head judge Len Goodman said, “We keep throwing you out the boat, and the viewers keep throwing you a life preserver.” And since the theme of Spicer’s dance was nautical, he added, “Your feet, well, the mermaid had better feet than you.”