BUT NO SECRET DECODER RING: Trump Campaign Sells “Official Impeachment Defense Membership Card”

Just in from the Trump campaign:

THIS IS A WITCH HUNT! READ THE TRANSCRIPT! President Trump is calling you to FIGHT BACK and become one of the first patriots to receive their Official Impeachment Defense Membership Card.

This card will mark your status as one of his TOP DEFENDERS, and with it, you will be at the forefront of this impeachment war. Please contribute at least $35 by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to activate your Official Impeachment Defense Membership and receive your personalized card:

The name used for your shipping address will be the name printed on your card. Your contribution will benefit Trump Make America Great Again Committee.