Fox Hosts: Trump Resort Is “Perfect Site” For Next G7

Splinter News reports:

“He would want to do it there anyway, whether he owns it or not,” Fox & Friends couch-occupier Brian Kilmeade insisted on Tuesday, echoing the president’s own aw-shucks excuses for foisting his personal property onto other world leaders. “It’s just the perfect site!”

“Trump Tower is not available,” Kilmeade laughingly noted a few moments later. “It would be a beautiful place though, for world leaders to go and see what our country looks like,” Ainsley Earhardt agreed. “A beautiful representation.”