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Newsweek reports:

A Florida man was arrested over the weekend after he allegedly covered his sleeping girlfriend in ketchup because he thought she was having an affair.

Peter Wagman, 37, from Pinellas Park, was charged with domestic battery for pouring a large quantity of tomato sauce on his 41-year-old girlfriend after the couple had “been in arguments over infidelity by the victim,” according to the arrest affidavit.

At around 4:45 a.m. local time on Sunday, the victim “woke up to ketchup being poured on her by the defendant as the defendant was yelling ‘that’s what you get, bitch,'” police said. When authorities arrived on the scene, the victim was covered in ketchup.