CHATTER AWAY: Overnight Open Thread

Newsweek reports:

A Florida man has become the subject of a manhunt after stealing a foot-long sub, which he proceeded to hide down the front of his pants. On Monday, the Polk County Sheriff’s Office released CCTV images of the foot-long fan in a bid to identify him.

From the police alert:

Some of you may think we’re overdoing it by trying to identify the suspect of a relatively minor theft…one of you is probably even saying, “This is small potatoes!” And to that we would reply, “No..this was a foot long sandwich, not potatoes. Pay attention!”

While inside the business, the suspect concealed a foot long sandwich in the front of his pants. Now, stop right there. We know what you are thinking. Please resist—this is a respectable Facebook page. We are just reporting the facts. Too bad it wasn’t a hot sandwich—that would have provided instant Karma to the pilferer.

We hope to identify this suspect so he can be caught and pay for his crime. This should also serve as notice to all as to why you do not take food from a stranger. You don’t know where it’s been.