According to reports on Twitter, today inauguration planner Tom Barrack told the press that he plans to surround Trump with “soft sensuality” rather than a horde of celebrity A-listers. For real. Barrack, a billionaire real estate investor, spoke at the Republican Convention and was a top fundraiser for the pro-Trump Rebuilding America Now Super PAC. He is also, incidentally, the current owner of Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch, where soft sensuality was often on display.
Per pool, inaug chair Tom Barrack says rather than A-listers, 1/20 plan is to surround Trump with "with the soft sensuality of the place."
— Cathleen Decker (@cathleendecker) January 10, 2017
Please join me in vomiting and screaming myself to death. https://t.co/2jH6br8CPt
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017