Nice photo that the New York Times provides us of the gold medal winning Chinese men’s gymnastics team, eh? Being stereotypical gays, we rushed back from dinner last night to catch the finals, but found ourselves mostly grumbling about NBC’s insistence on making us listen to the American team’s inane “we are gymnasts, but we are totally not gay” sports patter to each other on the competition floor. “Yeah, bro! Right on, dude! That’s what I’m talkin’ about! You tha’ man, son!” Backslap, high-five, hip-hop hug. Turn off the microphone and show us the scoreboard every now and then.