Straight-Only Trump Dating Site: Deport Liberals From Your Love Life And Find Your “America First Partner”

The Gazette reports:

For those looking for the “America-first partner” of their dreams, Trump.Dating is just a click away. According to its website, Trump.Dating is a new free-to-access dating website from Friends Worldwide, Inc., a network of premium dating websites that represents “over 75 diverse dating communities.”

However, “diverse” doesn’t exactly describe Trump.Dating. Stock images of middle-aged Caucasian couples donning MAGA hats represent the face of the dating community on the homepage. Upon signing up, Trump.Dating only offers two options in which users can describe their sexual orientation: straight male or straight female.

  • Tulle Christensen

    A dating site for Russian bots?

    • Joe in PA

      “The sparks will fly!”

    • William

      Sergei, I didn’t know you cared.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Reaganbook for dating.

  • Elagabalus

    Well, misery does love company.

  • bkmn

    Inbreeding will not help their gene pool.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Why not? Alabama has been doing just fine.
      Oh, wait.

  • Joe in PA

    So does Trump get royalties? I doubt he’d let them use his name for free.

  • Joe in PA
  • Durwood
    • Leo Tallant

      Why does the guy in the picture look like he is wearing his T-Shirt backwards ?

      • Steverino

        Backward T-shirt, backward cap, backward person.

  • shellback

    Do you need a date, comrade? Look in the bottom of a dumpster.

  • Leo

    I don’t have the energy for snark nor would I be as creative as this board.

    This is the logical conclusion of our self-sorting and I’m all for it. That’s it.

  • TJay229

    A bunch of bottom feeders looking for one another.

    • gaycuckhubby

      Sounds like Grindr. Oh I didn’t see the word “feeder”

      • TJay229


  • Boreal
  • jeffg166

    The Nazi of your dreams.

  • Joe in PA

    I miss ReaganBook. Just saying.

  • Boreal
    • TuuxKabin

      They look like fun.

    • Joe in PA

      Lawd, the guy on the right looks like me after a Sarah Sanders press conf.

      • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

        LOL! You have a Harley shirt? 😉

    • Joe in PA

      I’m only saying this because @Todd20036 isn’t around:

      Yellow shirt is doable.

      • TuuxKabin

        He’ll get ya’ for that.

      • Boreal

        You do him then and deal with his meltdown after. I’m sure he’ll be a crying hot mess begging for jeebus forgiveness after. Make sure to take photos.

        • Silver Badger

          He might turn violent. He was straight until seduced by a pervert.

          • Scott Carpenter

            I dated a straight guy once. Well, dated might be a strong term. Serial tricked?
            He was a total bottom, wanted no reciprocal action at all, and got out right after (until the next time). Somehow that worked for me.

          • Silver Badger

            We all go through phases. At least you didn’t have to learn his name.

          • Scott Carpenter

            Oh, I still remember that – sort of. He lives on as Tony the construction worker. I don’t think I ever knew his last name.

          • Tulle Christensen

            Or send flowers for valentines day

          • Silver Badger

            Twice. One bouquet for work, one for home.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            You should tell him straight dudes don’t take cock deep inside the butt.

          • Scott Carpenter

            He assured me he was straight. Every time he came over, he told me. Just before he asked me to fuck him senseless.

          • Galvestonian

            I used to date (?) a lawyer that I called Mr. 5% – once a month like an appointment I’d show up at his office and screw the hell out of him on his desk. He wanted it on time and every month – he swore that he was straight and was married with kids but insisted that this was much needed and was like a picker-upper for him. I was something like 5% of his life – this went on for quite a long time.

          • Steve Smith

            My dark secret: I paid my way partly through university by “assignations” with married straight men who were in London for conferences. A lot of them were a real mess, needed to talk to someone more than anything. I think I provided a shoulder to cry on, amongst other things, but you can only do these things for a short time before it messes you up too so it was a short career.

          • CanuckDon

            It’s my thinking that it should be a legitimate career. The entire world suffers from so many mixed-up closet cases.

          • Scott Carpenter

            I get that. I think it would take more strength that I have to be successful in anything like that.

        • Karl Dubhe

          Videos, It might make for some awesome porn.

          As a staged act, of course. 🙂

          • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

            The Aristocrats?

        • liondon#iamnotatraitor

          I hate it when they cry.

      • FAEN

        Hate fuck sure.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Hope you like tiny penises, because that seems to be mandatory to be a trumper.

      • Nic Peterson

        Yeah, I had the same thought. He’s more of a suck me, fuck me, but no kissing because that’s queer.

    • Dagoril

      Beard guy on the RIGHT of the picture is kinda hott 😉

      • Boreal

        All yours. Zero interest here.

      • Silver Badger

        The bearded guy in the trump hat is kinda what I look for appearance wise, but I only have serious interest in guys my own age or older. As it is, he’s just a bit young for me.

      • misterjack

        He looks just like Huzband #1!

      • Hank

        My first thought was what a Hot Redneck, I would not mind getting drunk with him…. and….

    • Scott Carpenter

      I’m guessing it will be more like that Ashley Madison cheating website – lots of homely men, lots of fake accounts described as women, and not much else going on besides sucking money out of wallets.

      • teeveedub

        “… sucking money out of wallets.”

        Just like everything else with the Trump name on it.

      • 53% of white women voted for Trump. So maybe not.

        • Scott Carpenter
          • You are so bad.

            It’s mean because it’s true.

          • Todd20036

            its not her body that i have a problem with, so much as it is her cluelessness

          • MonochromeMouse

            Thes’ms muh goin’ out britches.

          • Joe Benten

            With a load in ’em already!

          • MonochromeMouse

            Tha’s what them franch gurls call ak-sez-or-eez.

          • Uncle Mark

            YUM…..a MAGA runway model. (Clean-up on aisle….never mind that mess is a customer)

          • Miji

            While I share your disdain for our political enemies, please pardon my fragility if I’m a bit offended on behalf of my progressive/liberal white sisters. Painting with a broad brush just undercuts the message regardless of race.

          • glass

            Every well dressed woman knows that the shoes must match the hair, and the cane.

          • thatotherjean

            Being obliged to use a cane myself, although I’m somewhat more completely dressed when I leave the house, I will try not to be offended. That poor woman has desperate mental problems, obviously–no one goes out shopping in their underwear without them–and it’s cruel to make fun of her.

          • Grumpy Old Man

            I would normally agree with you but since i visited PeopleOfWalMart – she looks like a standard walmart customer.

          • Scott Carpenter

            I did a google image search for “walmart shopper” and picked one at random.

          • prixator

            That is such a depressing site.

            They never post my picture!

          • Paula Key

            no. Your mom is offended by you posting this. Please remove this image of a poor woman.

          • njguy54

            Like those dreams we all have sometimes…

      • Ore Carmi

        I was going to guess the same thing–mostly men!

        • Anastasia Beaverhousen
          • RickCabral

            I think I’d rather date my hand.

          • brined2

            I don’t believe it’s a gay site, Rick.

          • Octoberfurst

            Yep really fine dating material there! This guy looks like someone who kicks puppies for fun and buries his ex’s in the backwoods.

          • njguy54

            Guess the number of lice in his beard, and we’ll pay for your date! Second place gets two dates…

          • gothambear

            Hope there are a lot of catfish dates on that site…!!

          • SelectFromWhere

            Everybody here had better be creating accounts of Good Christian toting women as we speak! Start memorizing those Ann Coulter quotes!

          • wds

            Nope … not enough booze, drugs or paper bags to ever make me contemplate that one … SMH Don’t get me wrong, I love bears – but this one makes my OHGODDON’Tdar go off …

          • teeveedub

            You spelled “suspect” wrong.

      • njguy54

        No Russian bots here… 😛

      • Luddite

        Yes, but with much more opiods and chain smoking cigarettes.

    • CanuckDon

      Pretty fucking sad. I’m seeing nothing but a bunch of miserable sods disappointed at life and blaming the government for their troubles.

      • prixator

        Blaming the black guy for their troubles.

    • 2patricius2

      Ignorance is bliss?

    • TheManicMechanic

      The only thing that can improve this room is carbon monoxide.

    • Kruhn

      You’re right, but even their stock photo models are on the homely side of the spectrum.

    • Uncle Mark

      “I’m looking for a woman I can just grab by the pussy. Who likes romantic dinners at McDonalds or KFC. Who knows her place, won’t sass back, and looks like a centerfold model. I have bigly hands and am 239 lbs of winning. I want someone, who will have my child, while I go out rawdogging the occasional porn star or playboy bunny. Someone, who will keep my secrets and is willing to sign an NDA & pre-up. MAGA”

    • gothambear

      haha priceless thanks!

  • kirtanloorii

    So much for conservative “individualism.”

  • Ross

    Hi! I be a straight white male! And I be dumb as toast! And PROUD of it!

    I would love to meet bootiful womans! Schooling beyond sixth grade not nesessary!

  • Jeff D

    Cool. But some of the profile questions!!!

    How many times a week is ideal for you to punch, kick, hit, or blacken the eye of your spouse?
    Are you into choking?
    Are you interested in children…having access to your loaded guns.

    • greenmanTN

      Or just “Are you ‘interested’ in children?” for all the Roy Moore MAGA fans.

  • BearEyes

    as long as they’re neutered first so they don’t breed

  • Mr. Ric

    Could this be another reaganbook in the making? Will Dick Licker ride again?

  • Sam_Handwich

    I enjoy pussy grabbing by a cozy, burning cross, and goose-stepping across the beach.

  • johnnybc

    Can I meet a stone cold Soviet Bloc fox like Melania on there? Oh wait, that’s what Anastasia Date is for….

    • Silver Badger

      I’m surprised that we don’t see more mail order “brides” for gay men.

      • William

        My mailbox can only hold one Armenian at a time.

  • Stogiebear

    This smells a lot like a Reaganbook moment.

  • Octoberfurst

    I can see the questions they would ask for anyone who wants to join:

    1) Are you a racist?
    2) Do you have all your teeth?
    3) Do you think that having good hygiene is gay?
    4) Have you ever had sex with one of your siblings?
    5) Do you think the Flintstones are a documentary of early man?
    6) Do you consider Trump the new Messiah?
    7) Do you despise anyone who is different from you?
    8) Do you have an IQ under 60?
    9) Do you know what IQ means?
    10) Do you still live in your mom’s basement?

    If you answered “Yes” to all the questions except for 2 and 9 you have passed! Welcome aboard!

    • Uncle Mark

      What if they just refused to answer most of the questions…invoking “executive privilege,” or simply replied “Too much to read?”

      • Octoberfurst

        “Too much to read” gets you bonus points. “Executive privilege” not so much. (FYI- they don’t know what those two words mean.)

  • gaycuckhubby

    I’m all for this. Keep them away from the general public

  • Makoto

    Okay, definitely sounds like MRA and PUA central, cool. I’ll definitely remind my friends to cross reference this handy list of guys to avoid when they’re interested in potential dates.

  • geoffalnutt

    Which bot is the “Stormy”?

  • FAEN

    A Nazi dating site. Fuck me I need a drink.

  • Harveyrabbit
    • Guess?

      Just narrow the search field to 0 miles from your location.

      • Reality.Bites

        When I do that I always find someone willing to have sex with me!

        (In my old place I’d frequently get notices of people being six feet away from me. Oddly, when I talked to them, they usually turned out to be in the building across the street from me, not mine)

  • worstcultever

    Wow – if real, this is the most hopeful thing I’ve seen in a while.

    (Stay with me – death-wish crap idiot gals meet killy, asshole crap idiot guys. Absolutely win-win for the world!)

    • Reality.Bites

      A good deal of their anger seems to come from the fact that women don’t like them.

      One reason why opposite-sex dating apps work is that there are roughly equal numbers of men and women seeking partners. But there aren’t anywhere near equal numbers of Nazi women compared to Nazi men. And very few of those Nazi women are likely to be the photoshopped goddesses the men seem to feel they’re entitled to.

      • Silver Badger

        These are desperate times. The men will keep the lights out and bring a flag.

      • Among white women? 53% voted for Trump. The numbers speak for themselves. That says to me that a lot more women are racist and even put their racism over their rights as women (so, really racist). They just aren’t as likely to mouth off about their views in front of a camera. They have them though.

        • thatotherjean

          Those stats only represent people who actually voted, don’t they? There are a huge number of people who didn’t vote at all (too many of them Democrats, damn it), so I doubt that there are really that many racist women. It’s just that racist women were motivated to vote. Maybe they’ll be motivated to date these guys and take themselves out of the general dating pool.

          • Everyone votes. People who don’t show up and fill out a ballot have also voted for “I don’t care either way”. If that’s not their intention, they should know that it’s how those who make laws read that indifference. So I don’t buy that people who didn’t vote don’t follow a similar demographic. They weren’t offended enough by Trump to go vote? Then yes, they supported him and his racism and misogyny.

          • thatotherjean

            It did, up to the very last minute, look as though Hillary was going to win, so I can’t blame people who thought their vote wouldn’t matter quite as much as you do.

          • I’m a pessimist. I don’t believe that something horrible and unforeseen won’t happen until after it’s over. I sweated the 2008 election. That turned out better than I thought it would, but I sweated it until the voted were in. (There had been a history of African American candidates underperforming in the ballots vs polling.) I don’t think it’s ever safe to take everyone else’s voting for granted and that’s now clear from 2016. And I do blame them. We are fucked because of them and I’m not sure our country will recover from this in my lifetime.

          • thatotherjean

            I agree absolutely with your last sentence. My children, and maybe my grandchild, will be dealing with the aftermath of this mess.

  • WNY

    “Loves long romantic walks to Klan Rallies….’

    • Makoto

      Ugh, just wait, they’ll add a missed connections section ala Craigslist or something.
      “You: standing there, eyes shining in the fire on the cross
      Me: white hood on, tiki torch in hand”


    • another_steve

      “Sit with me by the burning cross and let’s get to know one another.”

      • William

        “Because we’re going to the Klan rally, and we’re gonna get married…”

        • another_steve

          Sing it Louise…
          “Goin’ to the rally and we’re gonna get married
          Gee, I really love you
          And we’re gonna get married
          Goin’ to the rally of hate.”

    • Rebecca Gardner

      You had me at Sieg Heil!

      • RaygunsGoZap

        You KKKomplete me!

        • Reality.Bites

          KKKoo, KKKoo, KKKa-choo, Mrs Robinson

      • another_steve

        “But it’s when you said “death to all Mexicans” that I knew you were the one for me.”

      • William

        I’d carry your Tiki torch any time.

      • Reality.Bites
    • Octoberfurst

      “Passionate kisses in the amber glow of a burning cross.”
      “Laughing together as we look at old photos of lynchings”
      “I can’t wait to introduce you to my mother/sister.”

    • narutomania

      “… but I’ll need a complete family history and a DNA sample so I can be sure that you’re as ‘pure’ white as I am.”

      (two months later)

      “Wait … what? I’m 9% Sub-saharan African?! Wait, baby. Don’t unfriend me yet. I can explain. It must be a lib’rul scientific conspiracy. They changed my sample in the lab. They … they …”

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Shot thru the heart and your to blame.

  • I feel sorry for the teens who get pressured in to using this by their maga parents.

    • Reality.Bites

      I don’t think there are any parents of any teens pressuring them to use any hook-up apps. This will not change that.

      • On the contrary, I know plenty of people who were pressured to start dating a specific person or kind of person by their parents, for one reason or another. “I want grandchildren.” “You’re not gay, you just haven’t found the right man/woman yet.” “Stop dating that black man.” (though they rarely used “black man” when they could use something far more offensive, of course)

        • Reality.Bites

          No one pressures their teenage kids to use dating apps.

          Your anecdote has nothing to do with the point you were making. Teens aren’t pressured to use dating apps by their parents – for one thing, you have to be 18 to use any of them!

          • No one pressures their teenage kids to use dating apps.

            Denial is the worst state to live in, even Oklahoma is better.

          • Reality.Bites

            OK, you’re just an idiot. This is a scam site that no one will never hear about after tomorrow. No dating site allows minors. But you go right ahead and keep on believing that parents are urging their minor children to use specific dating sites in such great numbers we need to worry about which ones they’re pressuring their kids to use. I’ve finally met someone too stupid to even be a Trump supporter.

            Blocking you now. You’re too stupid to have to read.

          • No shit it’s a scam site. What makes you think parents are any less likely to fall to scams?

            If you don’t think parents would do this, you clearly have never known anyone who is or has an overbearing religious parent who would do anything to keep their child from falling off the “righteous path”. Arranged child marriage (or “Christian Courtship” as they prefer to call it) is still a thing in the USA.

            There’s been millions of parents who have kicked their children out of the house for not being straight enough. Don’t think for a second there aren’t also parents who would push some politically motivated scam on their children to try to “correct” them, you ignorant, deluded fucking moron.

      • Silver Badger

        No, that usually starts in their mid 20’s.

  • greenmanTN

    I thought that’s what Petri dishes were for.

  • another_steve

    I’d rather fuck a weasel.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Last words heard over the radio from researchers out in the field: “THEY’RE BREEDING!”

    Then radio silence . . . .

  • Devon Rodriguez

    I guess these profiles will never have to say:

    No Blacks, Hispanics or Asians

    • worstcultever

      also no girls who don’t look like cheeseball porn cum-dumpsters

      also no icky person who’s ever read a book

      (still millions of available hits)

  • Bluto

    So, self-depreciating females who want to be grabbed by the pussy by illiterate racist males screaming “Show me yer bewbies!”

    • Uncle Mark

      Only if the guy shows up with a bucket o’chicken

  • Michael R
  • RaygunsGoZap

    10 years ago there was a very popular site that turned into a coffee table book. They took publicly available pictures of people – massive douchebags – a provided funny commentary.

    I think something like that is is order here

    • greenmanTN

      There was a site I used to love (it may still be around) called hot chicks with douchebags. LOTS of guys with orange spray tans (even more orange than DT!) making duck-lipped kissy faces.

      • RaygunsGoZap

        That’s it!

    • WNY

      I think there is still a site called “Douchebags of Grindr” that has screen shots of real profiles showing their smiling faces and their ignorant captions like “No Tacoes, No Chocolate, No Rice”

    • robindaybird

      I wish I remember the name, but it’s a collection of cringeworthy OKCupid profiles and the accompany asshole messages they sent to women.

      So glad the site gave options so Bi Women will be invisible to straight dudes given I used to get too many messages from straight men who believe bi = open to being a third or to bang a lesbian for their viewing pleasure.

  • greenmanTN

    Needless to say, misspellings will not count against you.

  • Friday

    Having trouble getting laid despite your low intelligence, tendency to displaced aggression, and repugnant attitudes? It’s the libruls’ fault! But now there’s an answer!

  • RaygunsGoZap

    Calling it now:

    1. site run by Russia
    2. lots of fake female profiles with trolls running them

    • Sporkfighter

      3. collecting credit card numbers.

      • RaygunsGoZap


  • Dagoril

    MadTV did it decades ago. “Lowered Expectations”.

  • edrex

    my first reaction is that i don’t have a problem with this. they deserve one another. why waste a good person’s time when what they really need is another deplorable.

  • William

    Does membership include a free spay or neuter?

    • Silver Badger

      One most devoutly hopes.

  • Devon Rodriguez
    • Friday

      The home of Trumpian values, at!

      • Devon Rodriguez

        That is the rape prevention website for Trump supporters

    • Cackalaquiano


      • Silver Badger

        You forgot the /s

        • Cackalaquiano

          some things should be so, so obvious

          • Silver Badger

            Yah, they should. We don’t live in a perfect world, though.

      • another_steve

        The face that turned a thousand straight men gay.

    • KCMC

      Leave my profile pic alone, please.

  • Sporkfighter

    Fat grumpy failed white men looking for attractive blind and deaf young women.

  • Boy Elvis

    I just love that image, though. “Attention, jowly potato-faced racist schlubs: You too can score a creepily grinning harpy who wears ten tons of makeup…and let’s be honest, it’s the best you could ever hope to do, bro!”

  • Sandra Oh

    To be fair, ugly racists need love too. Racism is hard y’all.

    • Sporkfighter

      …but they don’t deserve it.

  • JT

    “diverse dating communities.”

    The diversity refers to which Nazis they prefer.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Umm, Wut ? Never mind, I am going to the liquor store.

    • William

      Always a good plan.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    It won’t work. For some reason, they keep trying to get into the pants of the very liberals they hate.

    • Friday

      Cause they got sex and violence all mixed up in their heads.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Giant Hands Libtard may need to sign up for this.

  • Scout
    • unsavedheathen

      I find myself agreeing with Trump comment here. If McDougal agreed to sleep with him without being paid, she is indeed “special”.

      • Scout

        lol! 😉

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  • SoCalGal20
    • Scout

      That’s horrific!!!! It has to be a joke!

  • Neely OHara

    GEE, WOULDN’T IT BE AWFUL if a bunch of liberal trolls joined with fake profiles and kinda RUINED the site?

    Just askin’…

    • John Davis

      I had the same thoughts. Great idea! Let’s all sign up and “pretend” to love that insane man in OUR White House and ….. nah…. I can’t !

      • Neely OHara

        I CAN! (insert maniacal laughter here…)

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    The same people also own

    • Reality.Bites

      A good rule of thumb, I think, is that if you’ve never heard of a dating site before, neither has anyone else.

      Straight people married 60 years with great-grandkids know about tinder and Grindr.

  • SkokieGuy / May attempt snark

    It would be a terrible think if liberals and homos swarmed this site, created fake profiles and then took the photos of the people and the messages they received and publicly posted them. Just sayin’

    • Neely OHara

      I posted a similar thought, but you just took it to a waaaaay better level!

      • Randy Ellicott

        You know there are more than a few closet cases on there!

      • SkokieGuy / May attempt snark

        Sorry, didn’t read the whole thread. Glad to know I’m not the only one with nasty thoughts.

        How many married members of Congress will end up on the site trolling for affairs?

        And how much longer do we have to wait for Chinese owned Grinder to start leaking info about gov’t officials?

        • Uncle Mark

          You will only have to wait a mere brief time, when Trump seeks to put heavy tariffs on goods made in “Jina” and the measure comes up for a vote in Congress. (Who says some of that blackmail isn’t happening already?)

      • Donna in Texas

        Journalist Mark Ebner has already done this and posts his “matches” on twitter.

  • Randy Ellicott

    Wait since they are using his name does he own part or all of this?!? SAD!

    • Randy Ellicott

      I have to say this really put me in a happy laughing mood! This is just too hysterical!

  • Bambino

    A dating site for women who like to be beaten and punch. Should come with a disclaimer.

  • Buford

    Reminds me of the blatant stupidity of Christian Mingle, the motto of which is ‘Find God’s Match For You!!’…

    … because our omnipotent God apparently couldn’t get people together without a website, and He isn’t really proficient in JavaScript…?

  • Friends Worldwide is registered at an address in Miami (1521 Alton Rd STE 672 Miami Beach, FL 33139-3301) which is in fact a UPS store. The BBB site says the owner is Don W Hobbs, his operation sounds totally dodgy. All the sites look the same ie and Domains are registered with GoDaddy. Best to avoid.

    • John Davis

      Maybe the owners are really some of Putin’s folks, posing as Americans. I hear there’s a lot of that going around.

      • That was my immediate thought, getting Trump supporters and even US soldiers to sign up is a great way for Russians to obtain people’s identity in the various “tribes” of the US. The Russians appear to be behaving like a marketing department, targeting specific people that fall into certain categories and affirming their beliefs to rile them up to cause outrage and chaos.

        • Randy Ellicott

          If it weren’t an attack on us I would be very impressed with their savvy methods!

    • Reality.Bites

      I think I’ve seen his or similar sites before. Basically you call it a million different things, but everyone gets dumped into the same exact database of users

  • Well I’m just heartbroken.

  • AdamTh

    With that exaggerated golden haired T in the logo, this has to be a parody/comedy web-site….

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    I think this is great. It will keep uneducated conservative fools off other dating sites.

    • John Davis

      But it will keep them reproducing humans and raising them with the same stupid ideas.

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        They reproduce anyway as they don’t know about or believe in birth control.

  • hdtex
  • rednekokie

    This is so totally disgusting!!!

  • Kevin Andrews

    So the Shitgibbon’s Golden Showers Russian prostitutes now have a real AmeriKKKan dating site. The sickness grows faster than the flu epidemic.

  • Galvestonian

    OooOooH ! Protestant, bigots, racists and European ultra white ethnic groups that are totally heterosexual only, maybe even rule out anything not strictly ‘main-line’ Christian or perhaps just Southern Baptist — oh yeah, no Northern elites, none of them East Coast types or nobody from California or – oh hell – the entire West Coast … none of them smart-assed educated types with college degrees and such that don’t appreciate our great leader and certainly no superior feminist women. Nobody fat or vaguely ugly and only women willing to ‘put out’ and stay at home raising the children, having dinner on the table at a set time, cleaning the house and who know that the MAN runs the place and that during any sports on the Tee-Vee she’ll shut the hell up and bring decent snacks and beer for my buds and me during the football, baseball, tennis, golf, tai-quan-do, hockey, soccer, ping-pong, lacrosse and various and assorted games and tournaments televised throughout the day and night. And of course the sex has to be great and anytime I want it.

  • Matt

    Yeah, great – cuz we need more trumpanzees to breed and spawn clones of themselves.

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      I wouldnt worry too much, the odds are good the Men to Female ratio leans toward males. So the odds of them finding a spouse is pretty low. They’ll pull a Ashley Madison and make it look like theres more women on it.

  • anne marie in philly

    white xstains only need apply. this will be another dump failure, like dump university or dump steaks. and those morons will breed ignorant slobs like themselves.

  • Anti Russian American

    You know, the special needs crowd deserves a hookup site too!

  • DesertSun59

    It’s astounding the depth of this cult.

  • sadoldguy

    On the positive side, it might keep the yahoos from hooking up with their siblings.

  • Friday’s_cat

    Welcome to Trump dating, where you can meat your first love even if it’s your sister
    Liberals, Democrats, Poofs, and Muslims need not apply.

  • rig500

    Why another dating site? I would think the KKK fulfills their needs.

  • AdamTh

    Trying to think of a good joke about a dating-site with this as a logo….

  • Good. Now they can stop harassing people who don’t want to date them on the other sites. There have been several articles about conflicts on dating sites over politics. One writer, newly back on the dating scene said in her profile “No Trump supporters” (or however she worded it) and got flooded with angry messages from Trump supporters, thereby reinforcing the very reason why she’d never want to date them.

    • netxtown

      A long time ago, I posted for a roommate – clearly noting no druggies and no alkies. Damn! I got called every name in the book for ‘hating’ on meth heads and alkies.

      • Can you even imagine responding to something like that? If I were reading profiles on an app and I saw “no libtards” I’d just keep going (or swipe whichever direction is “no”). So I really don’t get this. I suspect these are the same people who follow celebrities to hate on them. I don’t get people like that and I sure don’t want to be in a relationship someone like that!

    • 2patricius2

      A sign of abuse to come for those who date as Trumpites; and subsequently change their minds…Trump means never having to say you are sorry for your hate and abuse.

    • canoebum

      When I still had online dating profiles, I always included “No Republicans” in my comments.

      • I get that it can be discouraging looking at profile after profile where people say they don’t want to date you because of something about you, but really people are saving you time, even if they are being assholes about it. If they aren’t interested, they aren’t interested. Better to move on. No, I will not date a Republican. I don’t want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn’t share my core values. It’s one thing to disagree about some policy matter, but I can’t date someone who supports racism and sexism (and homophobia! WTF!). And won’t.

        • Treant

          I never objected to any screening statement. If you’re not attracted to a physical or mental type, that’s certainly the person’s prerogative.

          How it’s presented certainly helps. “No Republicans” would garner a smile from me–and at least a glance at the rest of the profile. “No fats, no femmes,” would get a roll of the eyes even though I’m neither. 🙂

        • canoebum

          Exactly, that and the fact that Republicans make me gag, and not in a good way.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LMAO the options are :

    – I am a Straight Man
    – I am a Straight Woman

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    There was a dude on grindr that had a profile that read :

    I am a strong outspoken conservative, and not some pussified libtard.

    I had fun with him, for a while.

    • Treant

      Ball gag, zip ties, and no lube?

  • narutomania

    Undoubtedly, I’m sure that “no blacks” and “no ‘spanics” need apply, either.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Well with the Trump dating site you’ll know the mentality and IQ of the people you date.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Please..they’re the first ones knocking on your back door or on Grndr on the DL.

  • John Kusters

    So, does the site include Slovenian models? With questionable immigration status? If not, it’s not Trump-ready.

    • Statistics Palin

      Slovenian models and Louisiana porn stars (or hookers).

  • Steverino

    They’re not the kind of assholes I’m interested in fucking.

  • shellback

    Lowered Expectations

    • Halou

      Amazing how you can still do that after so long.

  • kevin vincent

    Problem… there won’t be any women on there… just a bunch of insecure.nazi Virgin seems

    • Halou

      At least they still have each other.

      • kevin vincent

        Might make them delve in to homoerotic stuff since women won’t touch them

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Ah, so Ashley Madison for Fascists…yeah, sounds about right.

      • kevin vincent

        And hyper religious pedophiles (Josh Duggar)

  • AaronD12

    Looks like their parent company will allow you to create pretty much ANY kind of dating site you want:

    • ajchar

      I clicked the “How it Works” button, the short description includes the words:

      “You’ll get the full application, PRE-POPULATED MEMBER DATABASE [emphasis mine], payment processing system and customer support that is there for you at all times. Simply start driving traffic to your website and watch it transform into cash!”

      Grifters gotta grift!

  • red-diaper-baby 1942

    Is this for real? It looks like a satire from The Onion or some such source. I could find out by clicking on the link, but I’m not going to: my laptop would probably explode if it sensed anything like that, and I don’t want it anywhere near my browsing history.

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    More women’s bosom on the slash page please.

  • JWC

    Gays should flood this site

  • iambu

    Free to access?? What kinda commie bullshit is this???

  • sdnative1958

    Odd…this one apparently allows men seeking men?

  • bunnysanford

    It’s really bothering me, that guy’s shirt is on backwards. I mean, I get the hat, but why the shirt?

    • Snarky

      Just a guess, the shirt probably had some corporate logo on the front, and the photographer wanted to sell the image for stock. So rather than poorly photoshop, or risk a copyright complaint, he told the guy to turn his shirt around. A pretty low-rent answer to the problem. And just a possibility.

    • Ann Kah

      His mommy dressed him in a hurry.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Because Trump is such the epitome of fidelity in a relationship. Just ask any woman he’s groped or had had a sexual affair with while married to another woman.

  • Ninja0980

    Good, this means less chance of meeting up with a bigoted racist asshole.

  • bcarter3

    Trump himself has volunteered to screen the applications of all while females younger than 30 who want to sign up.

  • Longpole

    I just cannot figure out why woman would be attracted to a republican or vote republican? White republican men consider them second class citizens and treat them as such. I guess it’s because of “Stockholm Syndrome” what else could brainwash them to such a degree?

    • thatotherjean

      Religion. Fundamentalist Christianity sees women as subservient to men, and insists to women that it’s God’s plan for them to be wives and mothers, and let their husbands make all the decisions. Too many of them buy into it.

      • Longpole

        Yep, makes sense. Sounds depressing except for the white republican men.

  • Uncle Mark

    You JUST KNOW that their personal information will be quickly sold to the GOP for donation requests…or worse…Russian identity theft

    • Ann Kah

      Next thing you kno, the NRA will have signed them all up …without bothering to ask them first.

  • Itsatarp

    Triggered snowflakes needing validation are so tiresome.

  • Cuberly Deux

    Those that put “America first”.

    A spokes person for the WH today said: ‘Democrats and the Mainstream News Media’ Have Created More ‘Chaos’ Than Russia’

    Run that “America first” thing by me again.

    • thatotherjean

      That’s actually an advance in their thinking. At least they’re acknowledging that Russia did try to create chaos. Is Donnie agreeing, now?

  • fuzzybits
  • matrem

    “Find your reich match.”

    • Treant

      “You’re Goering to love each other!”

    • Dayglo

      “Ain’t love grand? Quote Ayn Rand.”
      “Make a date with hate.”
      “Wide stances / Narrow minds”
      “Why be lonely? We’re whites only!”

  • Snarky

    So these guys are finally trying to expand their dating pool beyond their sisters? That is a big step. *golfclap*

  • Statistics Palin

    How does this work? Do you pick up a hooker in the middle of the date and tell your date to go home? Do you have to pay the hooker $130,000 to keep quiet?

  • RGG

    ReaganBook lives!

  • I noticed that trying to register using usernames such as “loser”, “taint”, “cocksucker”, and “fuckme” all return the error “Username is in use. Try another.”. Looks like a classy group (or the site has already been infested by trolls).

  • Gianni

    And the Trump infection continues unabated.

  • 1980Gardener

    Sign of the times. I’ve read quite a few things recently about inter-political marriages now being fewer and fewer. People want to marry those you think and believe exactly the way they do.

    • Ann Kah

      It matters. Say you found what seemed like the perfect partner and then find out he/she has done some awful things in the past. You might assume that decades of decent behavior would erase that – but it would be hard to forget that worm in the apple.

      • 1980Gardener

        i’m not sure i follow – by “awful things,” do you mean different political beliefs?

        • Ann Kah

          It’s up to the individual to define, of course, but “awful things” could include murder, forger, embezzler, pedophile…or as simple as a supporter of the “wrong” religion. What I had in mind is something that would turn you away completely if you knew it beforehand, but would pose an ethical dilemma if you became close to the person and then found out later about events in their past.

          I wasn’t thinking of this example when I first posted, but I think that for several people, I was such a person. I met a lot of people through art societies that became friends, but were taken aback (and did a certain amount of arguing about it) when they found out I was an atheist. Most of them are still close friends, and some came out of that atheist-closet themselves, but our mutual interest in art was the glue that held the group together. (Another member of the group became a very loudly vocal tea-party Republican, vocal enough that even other conservatives would find an excuse to sit farther away from him.)

          But of course “friendship” is a lot lower bar than “husband”…

          • 1980Gardener

            Thank you for elaborating. Yes, what you describe is, in my opinion, far too common. While there are of course degrees and exceptions, one should not shun another simply because of different beliefs, values or politics. We should lead with searching for common ground and what unifies us – not with our diversity.

  • Amanda B. Rekendwith

    It’s REAGANBOOK 2.0!!

  • brined2

    has Hillary sobered yet?

    • Bride of Trump


  • JVild

    Someone already gave it a better name:

    OK Stupid

  • -M-

    Okay, thanks for not dating the rest of us. Now don’t breed and please drop dead.

  • Luddite

    Is this a joke?

  • AstroCat

    So a dating site for uneducated, ignorant racists, bigots and white supremacists…. well, I guess there’s someone for everyone.

  • JCF

    Aw, poor homocons! The het MAGAts won’t have them…

  • Dunkerblinker

    Should be called,

  • dcurlee


  • jonfromcalifornia

    Trying to enlarge the pool of already large dumb stupid people.

  • Chris Lion

    Time to catfish a trumpshit…

  • Wonder how many will be able to claim gradgiatin’ the 6th grade as their highest level of education? I think the percentage will be higher than 90%.