Christian Radio Host Sandy Rios: Women’s Marchers Are “Ugly” Because They Are Defying God [AUDIO]

“I’m not a guy, so I don’t have to worry about my political correctness. I am ashamed of the women of my generation. I have been for a long time. I just don’t understand their foolishness and I don’t understand why more of us weren’t deeply grounded in not only God’s word, but the principles of God’s word, about the moral behavior that is beneficial to us as well as our daughters.

“It’s a very ugly thing. It is a very ugly thing when women behave in this way. They become ugly. They don’t become like men with all the privileges. They just become ugly, because they are acting outside of the realm of God’s parameters. And what God designed is what’s best.” – American Family Association radio host Sandy Rios, speaking on yesterday’s show.

  • PickyPecker
  • jmax

    Well, if that isn’t the pot calling the kettle ugly.

  • safari

    Ugly says the lady whose face is tight as a drum to keep her self worth high.

  • jimbo65

    So in other words get back to vacuuming with your pearl necklaces on.

    • doninkansas

      Ward, I’m worried about the Beaver.

      • Tawreos

        Ward, you were a little rough on the Beaver last night.

    • Joseph Miceli

      I always do.


    1 Tomthy 2:12
    King James Bible
    But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

    Soooo….STFU and Sit The Fuck Down.

    How biblical is that for you?

    • SkokieGuy [Snark McSnarkyface]

      Too funny, read my comment, thinking the same thoughts!


        LOL Right!

    • Frostbite

      I’m sorry, but that part has been cherry picked out of her bible. Please try again.

  • another_steve

    I’m no medical expert, but I think all the face-pulls have affected her brain.

    • kaydenpat

      Her brain? And your evidence is?

      • another_steve

        Oh honey, these theofascists are smart as foxes.

        “Laughing all the way to the bank,” as my dear mama used to say.


      One more tug & snip and she’ll be talking out her snatch.

      • jmax

        Or as Joan Rivers used to say, she’s had her face tightened so often that whenever she crosses her legs, her jaw snaps open.

        • Lizard

          I miss her.

          • jmax

            Can you imagine her ripping into Sarah Huckabee or Kellyanne Conway? It would be beautifully vicious.

      • Avenger280

        Or like Rob Reiner told Goldie Hawn in “First Wives Club”:
        “One more lift and you’ll be blinking your lips”

    • jimbo65
      • Have no fear, the Doctor will help!

        • another_steve

          Lol! “Lady Cassandra.” Voice actress: Zoë Wanamaker.

          What a brilliant thing that episode was.

      • safari

        Yes, Cassandra was evil. But she was a lovely kind of evil.

        • Todd20036

          And she’s actually human

      • Statistics Palin

        Moisturize me! Moisturize me!

      • kelven

        What Rose observed about Cassandra applies to Sandy. “She’s talking out of her ass.”

    • The Milkman

      I’m a medical expert, and I think you’re right… lol

  • SkokieGuy [Snark McSnarkyface]

    Someone help me out. If Sandy’s gonna get all bibley, should she be stoned for speaking in public and not being submissive to men?

    • kaydenpat

      Yes and I will enthusiastically cast the first stone.

      • SkokieGuy [Snark McSnarkyface]

        With all that filler, throw and duck, because it may bounce back.

    • Nic Peterson

      she needs to get back in the kitchen and bake me some pie.

      • David Walker

        And maybe rattle some pots and pans, too. I assume “barefoot” is a given; pregnant might be a little iffy.

      • SkokieGuy [Snark McSnarkyface]

        Nic, you can eat her pie. I’m into other things…

  • Boreal
    • kaydenpat

      She keeps breaking them though.

      • ted-

        Hahahaha… Thankfully, I was not drinking anything when I read your comment. Phew!

      • Harley

        She doesn’t cast a reflection. Same reason she doesn’t come out in daylight.

    • pj

      mirror mirror on the wall
      whos the fairest of them all

    • David Walker

      Now, now. She has a great face for radio.

      • Boreal

        at 3am

  • kaydenpat

    Oh shut up already. No one is uglier (inside or out) than Lying Sarah of the Huckabee Klan.

  • bkmn

    Sandy knows ugly.

  • Do Something Nice

    Yes, in the Bible, book of Barefoot Housewives, 1:22 it clearly states “Women should not march against the president.” It is followed by 1:23 “If the red paint on the front steps is still wet, use the back door.”

  • HZ81

    Has Sandy checked a mirror lately? I haven’t seen something that sad and with so many stitches since the AIDS Quilt.

    (rimshot. Thank you, Jeff Ross)


      Spit Take!

    • Steven B

      Irony: (noun) When a plastic surgery queen calls other women ugly.

  • Smokey

    What is ugly, Sandy, is your hate.

  • skyweaver

    So we have the invocation of a wrathful god, an ancient fear that women want to “be” men (wut), and the idea that feminine beauty is a) the only thing worth having and b) something you’re in danger of losing if you speak out for your rights. And last but not least, these are all things we have to teach our daughters. Sandy, honey, you’re straight out of the middle ages and you seriously need to get drunk and hang out with some normal people

    • Tawreos

      Why would normal people want her around?

      • clay

        They might also have to be drunk.

      • skyweaver

        Good point. I just have one molecule of sympathy for people like her rolling around in my head. They must have had some seriously messed up part of their past to make them so hate other people and themselves. Which in my experience, some wine and normal people can often help with. Having said that, I’d pass on the chance to be one of those people in this case

  • Macbill

    Sandy , your concept of God is a fantasy.

  • olandp

    If anyone would know about ugly women, it is Sandy Rios.

  • Statistics Palin

    Sandy, your plastic surgery is so bad it looks like your mouth was constructed from a corpse’s twat.

    • Girlgoon

      Her husband had the surgeon do that with skin left over from her vaginal circumsion

  • Lizard

    Or maybe you’re just a hateful, close-minded bitch, Sandy. You ever consider that?

  • #DJTK5F

    Yeah, but what’s YOUR excuse?

  • jeffg166

    So what’s your excuse Sandy?

  • You’re an extraordinarily ugly person, Ms. Rios. And I’m not talking about your physical appearance.

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    Oh, Sandy. We can’t all have a helmet of hair and a face that looks like a cat’s asshole.

  • Elagabalus

    So she admitted that in her biblical worldview men have certain privileges that women don’t. Good to know.

    • clay

      *as God intended in His wisdom.


  • #DJTK5F

    She got a face for radio, like all x-tian radio racists.

  • Well, Sandy Rios is “ugly” because she’s had so much cosmetic surgery that every time she crosses her legs, her mouth flies open!

    (with credit to the dearly departed Joan Rivers)

  • Rex

    Shouldn’t she be home whipping up dinner and getting prettied up for her hubby? A good Christian woman would not be on the radio telling other women what to do – that’s the man’s job.

  • Barry William Teske

    Lol…well ain’t she cheeky!
    Those aren’t nuts in her cheeks I am guessing…
    But I have been wrong before.

    In other related news:
    Church goers realize that is where all those religious tax breaks go.

  • Robincho

    Listening to Sandy Rios talk about ugly is sort of like seeing a fire hydrant burst into flames…

  • Lazycrockett

    See you Tuesday.

    • OdieDenCO

      next Tuesday dear. unless you want to cut a bitch

  • ted-

    And how the fuck does she presume what god wants?! Fucking twunt!

  • JT

    Christian Radio Host Sandy Rios: Women’s Marchers Are “Ugly” Because They Are Defying God

    And she looks like a desiccated lobster because dog loves her.

  • TuuxKabin

    Gawd design all that work on her face?

    • Boreal

      To be fair he was drunk and the putty knife slipped multiple times.

  • SkokieGuy [Snark McSnarkyface]

    O/T and disgusting. These are Gestapo tactics:

    A volunteer for an organization that tries to prevent immigrants from dying in the Arizona desert was arrested several hours after the group released videos showing Border Patrol agents kicking over water bottles left for those crossing into the U.S

    • pj

      that organization saves lives. a lot of dead people and children found in the desert south of tucson. shameful to deny people water.

      • SkokieGuy [Snark McSnarkyface]

        1). Government employees sabotaging humanitarian aid that may literally result in death.
        2). Arresting people trying to hold the government accountable

        More than shameful, these tactics aren’t much different than Russians or Chinese who disappear after criticizing the government. Instead of spending a goddam week on the ‘shithole” comment (Sarah is the President a racist?) the press ought to be addressing actual shit that matters, while a semi-free press still exists.

        [And similarly, a Polish doctor with a green card who has been in this country 40 years – since three years old was arrested, ‘coincidentally’ after publicly speaking on immigration issues. The supposed basis for the arrest was that when he was a teenager, he pleaded guilty to damage to property of less than $100.00.]

        • Lars Littlefield

          Whoops, I didn’t read your post until I made a feeble mention of the same incident. I didn’t know he was a doctor.

          • SkokieGuy [Snark McSnarkyface]

            Its important and people need to know this is what’s happening to fellow Americans while Trump creates his daily multiple shiny objects.

    • kaydenpat

      Arrested? Wow. Speechless.

      • SkokieGuy [Snark McSnarkyface]

        And the ugliness that is the USA continues:

        ICE Plans to Start Destroying Records of Immigrant Abuse, Including Sexual Assault and Deaths in Custody

        The UN needs to sanction the US for human rights abuses and to supervise our elections. We are Germany in the 1930’s and Trump supporters are the “Good Germans” who may or may not someday regret being complicit.

        • Frostbite

          The UN, do something. LOL. You funny.

        • kaydenpat

          There is no bottom to how low this country will go under Trump.

        • Kruhn

          The most they can do is wag a finger and say “Bad, bad Donald”.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Heard a news piece this morning where a father/businessman/general good guy who has lived in the US since his parents brought him from
      poland (40+ years ago) was arrested by ICE this week. He has a large family and is a model citizen, except when he was 17 he was arrested for property damage. Making America great again.

      • SkokieGuy [Snark McSnarkyface]

        He has recently made pro-immigrant statements, because he is a respected pillar of his community, so many feel he was targeted by ICE. As I said (and I’m a Jew, don’t toss this around lightly) these are Gestapo tactics.

        • Lars Littlefield

          I agree more than you know. Stay safe.

  • bkmn
  • hdtex
    • Stephen Elliot Phillips


  • pj

    thats the spirit honey. keep them in their place.

  • Tawreos

    The way she keeps going on about saying women are ugly makes me wonder if she had an experimental weekend in college with her room mate and has never gotten over the guilt.

    • Tomcat

      Actually she was so bad no woman would have anything to do with her again.

  • kanehau

    Well, she certainly knows ugly.

  • Taylor Bixler

    How AFA keeps their 501(c)(3) status is beyond me

  • Tomcat

    Here we go with the pot and kettle thing.

  • What a classy lady.

  • hdtex

    “It’s a very ugly thing. It is a very ugly thing when women behave in this way. They become ugly. “…….

    • AmeriCanadian
    • Lars Littlefield

      Fun fact: That’s Katherine Helmond’s real skin being manipulated in that scene. She was rather proud to let everyone know that when she did the publicity tour for Brazil.

      • octobercountry

        That’s a fun story, but I have to think that Katherine was joking; I really don’t think her actual skin would stretch like that. Here she talks a bit about the process:

        • Lars Littlefield

          Well that’s disappointing. I remember her claiming in an interview at the time if Brazil’s release that it was her real skin that was stretched back. Sigh . .. yet another disappointment to deal with today. 🙁

          • octobercountry

            “Brazil” was a bit prescient in its depiction of plastic surgery, in a way—the procedure has gotten even more common now than it was when the film was made….

  • DaveMiller135

    The usual conservative party line: I got mine, the rest of yas step back. I guess her swipe at “political correctness” is to say that as a woman she can’t be anti-woman. Yet she clearly is. She’s just for other women, not herself, staying in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.

  • boatboy_srq

    Shorter Rios: modern women are too uppity (now with extra post-political-correctness ugliness).

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      yes men only are attracted to “demure and passive” females…..

  • Tomcat

    When I look in my mirror I do not call anyone else ugly AND neither should she.

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    Not a shred of self awareness, is there?


  • Silver Badger

    She’s a fine one to talk.

  • TK

    Good grief! Obviously Sandy hasn’t looked in a mirror lately. She looks like the Joker in drag.

  • Jerry Hinnant

    If ever the pot called the kettle….

  • M Jackson

    Oh good. I’ve been wondering what she thought about the march.

  • Makoto

    I am a guy, and I still don’t get why “political correctness”.. aka “simply not being as big a jerk as possible” in most cases.. is treated as a bad thing…

  • BobSF_94117

    OoooOOOOoooo someone’s interviewing to be the new Phyllis Schlafly.

  • No More GOP.

    She’s no gem either when she takes off the human suit… not that she’s any treasure when it’s on.

  • Richard B

    Sandy Rios is wrong about a great many things.
    The Woman’s March was a beautiful thing.
    Sandy Rios would be infinitely better off if she would get totally focused on suing the incompetent plastic surgeon who committed malpractice on her face.

  • TK

    I guess god “designed” all the men’s sexual harassment and other “moral” behavior that’s so good for the ugly marchers and their daughters. Another brain dead so-called Christian. Clearly their beliefs cause irreparable brain damage. And apparently facial damage too!!

  • Taylor

    Nothing says I’m not ugly, like calling the people you disagree with ugly, because they don’t agree with you.

    Irony…why don’t Christians understand it?

    • Barry William Teske

      The help they usually rely on is being deported.
      Hot irony.

  • anne marie in philly

    “Women’s Marchers Are ‘Ugly’ Because They Are Defying God” – WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE, BITCH? I am fucking GORGEOUS!

  • Pip

    Says the woman that looks like a rejected Madame puppet.

  • zhera
  • Sandy does not actually realize that *her* conception of “moral behavior,” “God” and “God’s Word” are often a very ugly thing – the underlying assumptions that she makes in imposing meaning and order on the chaos of reality are not universally held – in fact, from my somewhat more rational (I hope) viewpoint, it is Sandy who is running away from morality into the ugliness of irrational oppression of people who think, act, look, behave, and are created differently. While I, too, am trying to impose meaning and order on the chaos of existence, and it may be that my methodology is flawed, I do believe that if there were an objective standard, I would be closer to “correct” than Sandy.

    Still, it may be something to consider, that under the assumptions that she makes (assuming she is a genuine believer and not a cynical manipulator), she sees herself as a good and kind person battling against the forces of evil.

    Perhaps if we can see her as a flawed human being operating under unfortunately ad assumptions, something can eventually be done to lead her out of her error.

    In the meantime, though, she is the one who is and remains ugly – she just does not that

  • Lars Littlefield

    Well, she’s right. Gawd doesn’t want women to have equal rights, get an education, own property, voice their opinions, or work outside of the home. The problem with the world today is women no longer obey and worship their husbands. Let that be a warning to all of you heathen feminists. You’re ruining America!

  • Thorn Spike

    Hon, do you really want to talk about ugly?

  • Adam Stevens

    I wonder what ‘god’ might think about you butchering your own face solely because of your own vanity, dear.

  • Joseph Miceli

    God damn that bitch ugly. The difference is that I don’t CARE how she looks, what’s inside her is a festering mass of horror. She spreads ugliness every day of her life.

  • netxtown

    with her face pumped up to 200 psi….any man is just a prick.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    WOW, can you feel all that Christian Love™ on display? Yeah, me neither.

  • CJAS

    Soooo. Ummmm. If she’s isn’t defying God, then …

  • PDQ

    Goodness gracious! Did she really tell her plastic
    surgeon that she wanted her face to resemble Heath Ledger’s Joker in ‘The Dark Knight’? Because that’s what she got! I know it’s not nice to pick on someone for their looks, but DAMN!

    What she needs to do is sue her doctor.

    • Barry William Teske

      Acting classes.
      Expensive ones while she can still afford such.

  • Lawerence Collins

    You, nasty evil whore are the ones defying message of Christ!

  • pgarayt

    Isn’t getting a face lift defying god?

  • Ninja0980

    Lady with a 1,000 plastic surgeries says what?

  • octobercountry

    What the Christian bible says is that women should know their place and not speak out in public or teach or have any authority over man. So—Sandy Rios is directly disobeying the rules she says everyone should live by.

  • Barry William Teske

    I have decided I need to experience Drag again.
    Last time was Grade 6 (I am 55 now) and I was…lol…popular for those few hours at Halloween
    I will be sure to send Sandy a ’pic’.

  • JWC

    O/T just a tad off topic I think it is a gross mistake to underestimate the power of women. A male protest, charged with testosterone, would have had several outbreaks of violence, given that it was in as many cities as the women’s marches were. Women are able to show a force that is strong and loud but not violent.It will be the recognizing force. An example., I suppose, would be to ask where the Gay movement would ever have gotten to without women, If the lesbians hadn’t tempered it and redirected it It grew from the Gay movement to the LGBTQ and a strong unified force. Think about it

    • Kruhn


  • Priya Lynn

    Sandy Rios calling women ugly…glass houses.

  • jonfromcalifornia

    God also “designed” cancer and the flu virus, among other noxious things. Yup, “what God designed is what’s best.” Typical stupid Evangelical “reasoning”.

  • thatotherjean

    Because it isn’t ugly to try to confine modern women to the ideals of a society 2,000+ years old? You first, sweetheart.

  • Luther Kreiger

    I’m sure you’ll be able to talk to him all about how he knows best soon enough, you actual ugly freak.

  • Friday

    This coming from a harridan that’s so ugly inside and out that I don’t even want to look at the audiostream.

  • HappyDance904

    What’s your excuse?

  • Coprolite

    Rios ponders “…I don’t understand why more of women weren’t deeply grounded in not only God’s word, but the principles of God’s word, about the moral behavior…”

    Abortion, treating women like chattel, the hypocrisy of the Christian morality and the churches failure to protect children from pedophile priests.

  • 2patricius2

    And it’s a very ugly thing when women like Sandy support a woman-hating man like Drumpf. If she really were concerned about moral behavior, she would be ashamed of herself for supporting such critters. But then maybe she finds it shameful when women stand up for themselves, and refuse to let men abuse them.

  • Kruhn

    You know what, Sandy? I’m ugly godammit and damned proud of it!

  • Ginger Snap

    Says a woman who can only say this and have a job as she does because of many women’s movements. What an ignorant slag.

  • GanymedeRenard

    Clearly, she doesn’t own a mirror. Which leads me to wonder if she’s secretly a vampire.

  • JCF
    • Stubenville

      Always a favorite (the image, not Sandy.)

  • Jefe5084

    so are you. You have had your faced stretched, tightened, snipped, tucked, botoxed so much you should hire yourself out as a gargoyle.

  • Gianni

    Please, Sandy. Talking about “women being ugly” leaves you wide open.

  • Phil Touchette

    Joker-mouth sez what?

  • Stubenville

    1 Timothy 2:12

    “I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.”

  • Will Parkinson

    Sweetie, have you checked the mirror lately?

  • Charles Nelson

    Rios is not defying God…she is just naturally ugly!

    • Ann Kah

      You mean she wasted the money for that last facelift?

  • agcons

    People who live in covfefe houses shouldn’t throw covfefe, Sandy darling. You are in no position to be calling anyone “ugly”.

  • The_Wretched

    Sandy, being an asshole is not just a guy thing. Women are asshole too. You’re not excused.