Roy Moore Spox Goes Off The Rails On CNN

Mediaite reports:

Even though Roy Moore has been defeated and the Alabama senate election is over, that didn’t stop campaign spokeswoman Janet Porter from joining CNN today for a wild interview about his attempts to challenge the election results.

Porter spoke to Dana Bash, and she defended her boss by insisting her team has evidence and experts lined up to prove major voter fraud swung the election. “In other words,” Porter said, “this election was fraudulent, and what we need to do is ask the secretary of state to do his job and to investigate this.”

“It’s not about who is elected. It’s about making sure the people of Alabama have the right to make that decision,” Porter said, noting that the evidence said there was a “1 in 15 billion chance” that the election did not contain fraud. “If I was secretary of state, I would like to get to the bottom of it no matter who it is I supported.”

More from Business Insider:

Bash then challenged Porter for citing conspiracy theorists in the campaign’s 84-page lawsuit. One of the citations came from James Condit, who claimed Israel was involved in the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks and that “Zionists” control major governments.

Another citation came from Richard Charnin, who wrote a book on the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, claiming it was the work of a conspiracy. Charnin has also alleged other conspiracies in the realm of voter fraud.

“The reason I bring this up is because this does not sound like somebody who has credible enough information and credible enough ability to be an expert to say Roy Moore should be elected to the Senate,” Bash said.

Porter dismissed the conspiracy theories as “irrelevant to the case” and their credibility. Porter also repeated the phone number for Merrill’s office multiple times during the interview.

  • watchthewingnuts
  • BlackGayVeganAtheist

    Who knew that pedophiles could be such sore losers?

    • RaygunsGoZap

      Fleet footed children everywhere?

    • Galvestonian

      well, ya’ll just know that some how ol’ Roy and Orangina are related ’cause they share the same thoughts and twinnin’ of mindset and ignnorate postutales. Meybe they be exactltical twins or sumthin like thet …

      • northern_neighbour

        Damn, that yer got yerself some pow’ful lernin’ an whutnot …
        Ah’d be wundern wut buy-bul skule ya’ll wenna ?

        Boot yer Orange Pappy dun gave Cheetolino ther spendin’ moola, what yer ol’ RoyBoy niver gotaholder … an thas whay’ ‘e wer th’r looser, thas wut ah spose hupp’n fer ol’Roy.

    • teedofftaxpayer

      I think someone needs to be checking his computer for pictures of underage girls.

  • Cocoa Puffs.

  • ByronK

    Forego investigating election fraud and solve the whole damned thing by giving everyone associated with the Moore campaign mental health assessments. There lies the problem.

  • Joe in PA

    “It’s not about who is elected.

    Finally…this works: Sure Jan. 🙂

  • JWC

    Hey Dumbitch they made the right decision your boy ( the pervert) lost

  • timekiller_s

    But of course everybody knows that people like Roy Moore view the act of voting by persons other than white, male, landed gentry as “voter fraud.” Here’s hoping that he will go away and we will know his name no more.

  • Joe in PA

    So, how long can McConnell refuse to seat this guy in the Senate? Like so many other things that have happened in the last few years…could he not seat him at all? Like the SC seat?

    • Can’t and won’t. Jones will be seated in time for the next Senate session in January. Put simply, it’s not up to McConnell to delay beyond the certification. He has no authority to do it.

      • Joe in PA

        So, a law is in place? Like the emoluments clause in the constitution? Not being snarky…it just seems like we have so many situations where ‘norms and protocol and we’ve-always-done-it-that-way’ just go by the wayside. This is the new normal. 🙁

        • Joe in PA

          Well, I guess I was being snarky, just not at you Becca. 🙂

        • Lazycrockett

          Its all on Pence who swears Jones in.

      • William

        Roy will be there too. It should be a very interesting day. I hope the police remember to charge their tazers.

        • Bambino

          Holding a sign that says, I am still contesting?

          • clay

            I hope the taser-happy cops read that as “I am still consenting”

  • Joe in PA

    No way am I watching that clip. Ugh.

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist

    Consequences really…hmmm let me have a crack at this…I mean how much lower can Alabama go

    The people WANTED and NEED changes and Roy is NOT the man for the job

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/deb8f55d91daecc261d3b28df7d3e6c3c4d23383ae718952a604beefd63c5f1d.png

    • Floyd

      Life Expectancy: #49
      Infant Mortality: #50

    • Bambino

      For which they point and laugh at the other lower ranking states and call them losers follow by a chant of USA! USA! USA!

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      And all Alabamians say, “well, at least we aren’t Mississippi.”

  • Slippy_World
    • KCMC

      Rocky Horror Jesus says, “damnit, Janet! “

      • Harley

        I’ld love to see that pic.

    • Bambino

      I see Jeebus is dying to lay his hands on that crazy fuck that defamed his organization.

    • Gerry Fisher

      I would obey those fingers.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • Mark Née Fuzz

    The eyes. She’s kinda got a Bachmann thing going there.

    • evan_or

      I was just going to mention that – there’s balloonhead crazy-eyes going on with this one.

  • alguien

    cannot, for the life of me, understand why they kept that idiot going for 18+ minutes.

    • Reality.Bites

      They wanted to add some noise to the Watergate tape gap?

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    Michele Bachmann has met her Crazy Eyes match!

  • Chucktech

    Porter said… the evidence said there was a “1 in 15 billion chance” that the election did not contain fraud.

    Hey, Janet! Ever heard of Avogadro’s number? It’s something like 602 sextillion. There’s even less of a chance of 1 in 602 sextillion that Jesus is Lord.

  • netxtown

    I’m pretty sure that clip can be used to turn any straight men gay – at least for a half hour..
    I’m going ‘shopping’…..

  • TK

    There ain’t enough bat shit in the world to define this kinda “crazy eyes” insane Jeebuz Christ crazy. Porter and her crazy klan are just pissed that we didn’t put a Christian Sharia law supporting “good ol’ bubba” into our Congress to “restore” this country to their idea of decency and “God’s law”. Thankfully Moore lost and hopefully we can get rid of more of these theocratic Congressional morons in 2018!! VOTE!!!!!!

  • Nope. Another craven liar.

    Had this vote been 21k (and 1.6%) in favor of Moore, they’d be screaming that the Dems had no cause to challenge the results and demanding Jones immediately concede the race.

  • Bluto
    • Rolf

      I think Janet is renowned for spewing nonsense at breakneck speed, otherwise known as ‘speaking in tongues’.
      Seems pretty darned good at doing that in English as well.

  • DrRobY

    I have three degrees in math, and it is my professional conclusion is that she’s an idiot.

  • William

    Did Janet go full Rhubarb Lady?

    • Joe in PA

      Wow, I’d forgotten her. Ahh, good times. 🙂

  • Sam

    She’s so….exhausting….and stupid. I swear.

  • hdtex
    • Joe in PA

      You had me at cock juggling…oh wait.

      • Bambino

        I doubt you want those that she juggle.

    • I ran across the phrase “waffle twat” the other day and it’s my new favorite insult.

      It doesn’t actually really mean anything, but the onomatopoeia is marvelous.

    • clay

      If I see that meme just a little bit more, I’ll believe it was actually in the movie.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    And this, an image just in from the Moore campaign’s office.

    http://cdn3.whodoyouthinkyouaremagazine.com/sites/default/files/Bedlammainpic.jpg

  • Y’all know the real reason, of course, Moore and his batshit insane staff & family won’t shut up and refuse to concede the election?

    He lost because African American Alabamans showed up in record numbers to vote for Jones and against the ephebophillic twice-impeached former judge. And “black people voting” is what white supremacists like Moore consider to be ‘fraud’ and ‘illegitimate.’

    Wouldn’t really matter if the margin difference was 1.6% or 5% or even 15%. They’d still bitch and moan about the election being ‘stolen’ from them because people other than their own supporters were permitted to vote.

    And that’s demonstrating just how far the fascism has progressed in the Republican party. Ever since BILL CLINTON, they have increasingly shown they don’t actually believe in America’s system of government, its ideals, or the bedrock principles of a democratic republic under laws and a Constitution.

    • Ron Robertson

      Actually, black Americans didn’t show up in record numbers (they had massively higher numbers during the Obama elections), and yet, Moore STILL lost! Love that! Kevin Drum has an article about these numbers over on Mother Jones.

  • GanymedeRenard

    You people, ma’am, didn’t lose. You just failed to win.

  • Sam_Handwich

    what the hell is Dana wearing?

    • Joe in PA

      Damn you…you made me click…just to see the fashion faux pas. Bitch stole the leather off a wing back chair I have.

  • gaycuckhubby

    Completely off topic but in happier news, today I found out that Eartha Kitt, Paul Newman and James Dean had a threesome.
    I feel like my life is better with that knowledge

    • Rebecca Gardner

      I am so jealous. That must have been fun. *has Eartha Kitt meow in my head as I’m writing this*

      • gaycuckhubby

        Eartha Kitt was quoted about the experience “that time back in my dance studio ranks as one of the most Celestial experiences of my life. Those two beauties transported me to heaven. I never knew that lovemaking could be so beautiful”

    • gaycuckhubby
      • GanymedeRenard

        Aarrrgh! I hate that lucky bitch. LOL

    • GanymedeRenard

      Do you happen to know who was the top?

      • gaycuckhubby

        Definitely Eartha right?

        • GanymedeRenard

          That’s very much a probability.

      • KCMC

        Eartha.
        Meooow

      • Karl Dubhe 2

        Don’t you switch around when you have one?

        • GanymedeRenard

          I’m a devoted bottom myself. I took my vows at the altar of Priapus about 10 years ago. XD

  • Rebecca Gardner

    18:25 of bullshit that basically boils down to, “Those fucking ‘Blah People’ voted!!!!”

    I really hate these assholes and please pardon my language.

    • Guess?

      I don’t think “blah people” is considered bad language. It’s simply a substitution for the racial slur they’d prefer to use.

      • Rebecca Gardner

        I originally used the “N” word then edited/deleted it and reposted.

        • Cackalaquiano

          God, i grew up where using that word was just completely acceptable among WAY too many people.

    • Cattleya1

      Sometimes ‘that language’ it the only reasonable response.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Oh this wench! Bitch is crazy. Cooper fillets her.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewei_jOb5qY

    • Rebecca Gardner

      I so fucking love Anderson Cooper.

    • orion dumptee

      man o man..this ‘jane’ is totally whipped !

    • clay

      “He wants to put out a welcome mat to all these young girls . . . ”
      Wow, that sounds so different after last fall’s revelations.

  • I’d give anything to witness Roy Moore having this reaction to Jones being sworn in as Alabama’s next Senator:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuZ24VBrbO4

  • DaddyRay

    Put the meth pipe down and back away Janet

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist

    What is not being discussed is that the county that Janet is talking about (actually more pissed about) Jefferson County are primarily black and other minorities.

    People like Janet CAN NOT believe that their oppression (voter rights, fair employment, school closures, etc.) was not enough to suppress their votes

    • Joe in PA

      Eggszackly.

    • DaddyRay

      Well according to them mathematically they only count as 3/5ths of a vote

    • kaydenpat

      Negroes free is bad. Negroes voting is worse. Negroes defeating your “godly” candidate is unbearable.

      • David Walker

        Not to mention downright un-Murkin.

        • acde

          or do you mean: un-merkin???

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      • northern_neighbour

        I totally get the snark attributed to racists in your post, I do.

        Personally I never use that term although I know you are using it in a snark context of conjuring the mindset of these batshit white assholes like Janet and her ungawdly ilk of hateful racists. She is I am sure careful to speak in code… In this case, alleging “fraud in Jefferson County” meaning of course “black people” whom I’ll just bet in her mind were ordained by her Bronze Age SkyFairy Gawd to be slaves. Damn horrid BITCH that she is.

        I know that Black ‘brothers’ sometimes use variations of the term in their own snarky patter, which is sometimes kinda cute, … amongst themselves.

        But it is not a term that should ever be uttered by a white person beyond the context of reported speech that shows the racism of the speaker being reported upon.

        I am sure lots of white supremacists use the term when they think no one is listening in on them. And then wail pathetically when caught out.

        In the context of the Alabama election 99% of any fraud was committed by Moore supporters in their efforts at voter suppression

        If there actually were a caring Creator God, he would absolutely be appalled and ashamed of the RedNeck Racists 156 years after the Civil War invoking God’s name in their continuing suppression and abuse of beautiful black American citizens.

        • Ellipse Kirk

          Silly supercilious sod.

          • northern_neighbour

            Apologies for any disconnect you may have temporarily suffered
            Happy New Year.

          • northern_neighbour

            I accept your verdict and wish you the best moving forward into 2018!

        • Gerry Fisher

          I’m all for speaking sensitively. That being said, let’s not ban *all* the N words, OK?

          • northern_neighbour

            Yeah, it’s OK … Joe doesn’t censor very much here other than outright hate speech. The first amendment doesn’t even ban that, but many blogs do an enormous amount of internal censorship, so here there is an amazing degree of internet freedom.

        • kaydenpat

          I’m Black. I was being sarcastic although I assume racists like Moore probably use that term.

          • northern_neighbour

            I do know it was sarcastic.

            (And if you also use it sarcastically with buddies that’s absolutely OK with me, … don’t think it would ever be appropriate for me though, walking in different shoes from you.)

            But I can just apologize here, and DO apologize, to everyone who felt my post was insensitive or inappropriate.

            JMG gets many sorts of visitors, … not all are insiders, and I notice there are often diverse little misunderstandings within this community as we are not an entirely totally in-sync on a large variety of issues that come up for discussion here. And sarcasm is a legitimate part of the fun.

            Sorry if you were taken aback, I accept my comment was somewhat ill advised.

            And thanks for your response. Happy New Year Kadenpat!

            I ‘m sure you are absolutely right that Moore and Ilk use all variations of the noun without feeling the slightest shame.

          • kaydenpat

            Happy New Year to you too. I grew up in Canada (Toronto suburbs). Good to see a fellow Canadian here. Take care.

        • Tempus Fuggit

          Wow. Whitesplaining appropriate ways of referring to black people (complete with “brothers” in airquotes). To a black person. Spectacular!

          • northern_neighbour

            Happy New Year to you…and always remember …’Tempus Fuggit …. ‘

  • bkmn

    Get used to losing Janet. There is much more of it in your future.

  • m_lp_ql_m

    I suspect that if somehow Trump hadn’t won, we’d be seeing something very similar to this.

    And I remember during Romney vs Obama, there was some GOP spokeshead who was downright flabbergasted that Romney lost, almost as if he’d known how it was supposed to go.

    • Joe in PA

      He DID win and he still talks about all those “illegal votes”. 🙁

    • Tread

      That would be Karl Rove, who had a total meltdown live on Fox News. It was glorious.

    • Cattleya1

      Wasn’t that Karl Rove? Rethugs, in general, think that only they are entitled to win elections and govern.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • BlackGayVeganAtheist

      More people wrote in than gave Roy Moore the win

    • KCMC

      Dependable Porn Stasch Party vote.

    • m_lp_ql_m

      He should contest. Recount.

  • Bambino

    In exorcist term, she is a lost cause. Don’t waste your time. The demon will eventually leave the shell.

  • kaydenpat

    An insane asylum is missing one of its patients. Can’t she just accept that it wasn’t God’s will for Moore to be in the U.S. Senate and move on to other nonsense? **rolls eyes**

    • No, she can’t.

    • David Walker

      No way. God told Moore personally he should run and he’d win. That’s good enough for Janet. God has told many people to run for office and very few have won. Maybe that’s the 1 in 15 billion ratio she was talking about.

  • Ninja0980

    Someone needs to go away for a nice long rest.

    • kaydenpat

      In a white padded cell and a cozy straight jacket.

      • Bambino

        Someone call the New York judge that ordered a woman to install a padded cell in her home.

  • KCMC

    Whom, Janet. Whom I supported.

    • clay

      Numbers aren’t her strong suit.
      Words aren’t her strong suit, either.

      • David Walker

        You can’t leave me hanging there. She’s gotta have a strong suit somewhere.

      • Uncle Mark

        Neither are swimsuits or lawsuits. She’s more in jackets than suits…straight jackets mostly

      • Cuberly Deux

        …reality isn’t her….

        Well, you know the rest.

      • Ore Carmi

        Nor is decency.

    • Megrim Twist

      Words is hard!

  • Uncle Mark

    “…there is a one in 15 billion chance of there NOT being any voter fraud?” Shouldn’t there be at least 15 billion voters for in Alabama to even come up with such a ratio? There’s not even 5 million people there !! For such an overwhelming stat, there should be some damn hard evidence they should be providing? Is the education system in Alabama that bad that they don’t teach basic math & statistics?

    Lastly, I didn’t think these Christers were capable of conceiving numbers greater than 6000.

    • GanymedeRenard

      I’m surprised they don’t use abaci (abacuses?) for math operations.

      • lattebud

        They just her children that all have extra toes

        • GanymedeRenard

          LOL

        • Chuck in NYC

          I was a young boy growing up in the south when I first met a kid with six toes. Otherwise I’d have had a hard time believing this phenomenon existed. These days I now know the most likely cause.

          • Six toes! Which ones was he missing?
            For the record I have ten 😋

    • Gianni

      With a 1 in 15,000,000,000 chance of possible voter fraud, Janet believes that the State Attorney General should hop right on the investigation. Tell him, Janet. I’m sure he’ll listen a bit before you get ushered politely out of his office.

  • Lazycrockett

    I hear Roy is forming a knitting circle.

  • DaddyRay
    • David Walker

      Perfection. Plus, that’s ahelluva big screen, although I have to admit I liked front row seats.

      • DaddyRay

        I love watching how his eyes got big

      • DaddyRay

        That was pretty much my reaction to the 2016 election

  • Karl Dubhe 2

    Insane in the membrain.

    https://youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0

  • Uncle Mark

    I imagine at this point that the “nonbigoted” Moore & Co. are verbally abusing their one Jewish lawyer (they were bragging about hiring earlier.) “We thought you people were good at handling this stuff, otherwise we wouldn’t have hired your [racist expletive] ass.

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  • RobertInSF

    Did she invoke compliance with Supreme Court rulings for her case?
    Damn, the balls on this campaign!!
    This candidate who refused to comply with the Supreme Court ruling on marriage equality because Alabama was not part of the case!

  • Henry Auvil

    She should just give it up and join the One Million Moms.

    • GanymedeRenard

      Or at least join One Hundred Harridans.

    • Barry William Teske

      Wouldn’t that be fraud?

  • JackNasty

    We can rest assured that as malicious, irrational, and dishonest as the unfortunate Janet Porter is, in the future Republicans will find someone even more malicious, irrational, and dishonest to speak for them.

  • FAEN

    Another example of how the closet kills.

  • Buford

    On Dec 10, the night before the election, Moore told a group of supporters that whatever happened in the election would be ‘God’s will’ and ‘the right thing’, whatever the outcome.

    Why the sudden change of heart…?

    • FAEN

      Because he’s a Xtian.

      • Buford

        I’m just generally fascinated by their ability to be the sole arbiter of God’s Will™. If they get what they want, it’s proof that God supports their position. If they don’t get what they want, there’s something amiss… likely Satan jumped into the mix while God either abstained or was temporarily distracted, and now God wants them to fight harder for their cause.

        The notion that God’s Will was that their stance should be heartily defeated is not even a consideration.

        • FAEN

          Wait till they find out god is a black lesbian who hates guns.

          • Buford

            Nice joke, but if that were true, why put us through all this crap…?

    • clay

      God didn’t do what God was supposed to do.

      • Gianni

        RoyBoy spoke clearly when he said that God was in control of this thing. Now that it’s over, God didn’t control it the right way, so now we bitch and accuse and turn to the courts for the answers we want. Most of us with clearer thinking minds can’t understand the reasoning of deeply religious minds like Roy’s or Janet’s. Problem is – they can’t understand either. They pray, “Let it be your will Lord, not mine.” However, when the Lord’s will is not what they want, they forget all about that and decide to change the legit results themselves with legal help, if necessary. RoyBoy, having a legal mind, no less, forgets that an accusation without proof to sustain it, will not go anywhere in the legal system.

    • Daveed_WOW

      God’s not strong enough to stop voter fraud, apparently. /s

    • JAKvirginia

      Gasp! Could God be… be…..wrong?!!!

      • Buford

        My money says God got the outcome He/She wanted.

  • FAEN
  • Dayglo

    2017 — The year they put Alabama people on television. Comedy gold.

    • m_lp_ql_m

      Just wait for Season 2!

  • Rascal

    One in 15 billion.

    LOL.

  • JT

    I’d suggest a lobotomy but the effects would be similar.

  • clay

    Evidence? Which you’ve turned over to the Alabama Secretary of State? And how do you have any evidence when the votes were being counted?

  • Natty Enquirer

    I’d say 1/15,000,000,000 is this bat’s IQ.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    The only fraud committed was that Moore ran. He’s the biggest fraud around.

  • Gigi

    I miss the good old days when nutjobs like Porter could be locked up against their will. It’d be for the public good.

  • BartmanLA

    In the court filings that the judge threw out, they failed to address ANY point they brought up citing fraud, they didn’t offer any evidence, or proof of any sort where they got their information from. They just made unsubstantiated claims, which any judge in his right mind would dismiss in dismissing any case. They can scream from the highest hilltop in Alabama that there was an injustice done to Moore, but with out a single shred of proof they’re just spitting in the wind. Side note: he’s never conceded he lost any other election he’s run in either. He just doesn’t believe in quitting.

    • JAKvirginia

      The AL AG was on CNN today explaining why the certification would go through as scheduled. He cited four cases of “fraud” that were presented to him and investigated. All claims were proved false. My favorite was a claim that a small town on the AL border with 2,000 residents had cast 5,000 votes. Problem: the town doesn’t exist. Oops!

  • JCF
  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    W to the T to the F!

  • Cuberly Deux
  • RJ Tremor

    Ban it, Janet.

  • boatboy_srq

    Of course Moore lost: them eeeeevil liebrulsoshulists gave Those Other People® 40% more vote per person than they deserve.

    /Tenther-wingnut

  • Halou

    Trump won the election with Russia’s help = Not fraud, no need to investigate.

    A Democrat won in… anywhere = The most egregious case of fraud in the nation’s history (until the next Democrat win) and it must be investigated and reversed, and all those involved must be punished!!!1!

  • OdieDenCO

    if they have evidence, present it. you all do know what evidence is don’t you?

  • olandp

    I’m ironing so the 18 minutes isn’t wasted, but that bitch be cray cray.

  • Barry William Teske

    Oh look!
    If a fraudster could commit fraud, how much fraud would the fraudster fraud.
    …Said the squeaky wheel.

  • Benny S.

    Dammit, I wasn’t quick enough to get that phone number.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      334-we b nuts

    • coram nobis

      800-666-OU812.

  • James Watson

    cant.let.go…..just.let.go

    • JAKvirginia

      Let it go…. let it go……

      (Cue Disney song…. )

  • Ben in Oakland

    Roy, is that god telling you again that he’s just not that into you?

  • Mueller Abides

    The chick’s a loon!

  • Clive Johnson

    They wallow in garbage media and degraded information sources 24/7 and can’t imagine that mainstream society is any different. Reality hits them upside the head to no avail.

  • Stubenville

    Okay, I’ll bite. Where I vote in Pennsylvania, I have to give the clerk at the polling place my name and then sign a book next to a facsimile of my signature. Is there no similar system in Alabama? Can people just stroll into a polling place, make up a name and be handed a ballot?

    • JAKvirginia

      No. But do you think they’ll let that deter their conspiracy theorizing?

  • edrex

    looks like she going for the kim davis hair. god. these people creep me out.

  • jimbo65

    I kinda miss the other pic Joe used to post of her. You know, the one where it looked like she was straining to take a dump.

    • Secure

      Yes! #MeToo

  • Mike

    Batshit crazy Republicans are supposed to be deplorable. But news organizations are supposed to be better than that. Fat chance. Scuzzy operations like CNN are a much bigger threat to society than a few lunatics from Alabama.

  • mikeinftl

    Proof bitch!

    • JAKvirginia

      I think I can prove she’s a bitch. Oh, wait. That’s not what you meant, is it.

  • Terry

    When Republicans win, no voter fraud

    When Republicans lose, there HAS to be voter fraud

    Which doesn’t exist, voter suppression however DOES exist!

  • lattebud

    Well, at least she has a job and isn’t collecting welfare

  • R W C

    What the campaign is saying is the election fraud Moore committed did not get the job done so it should be investigated so that they will be better able to commit successful fraud in the future.

  • are there 15 billion voters in Alabama?

  • teeveedub

    This hot mess was just on CNN – again – filibustering with her conspiracy theories and avoiding answering any actual question that the host managed to squeeze in.

    On the plus side, because of her willingness to (over)expose herself on this issue, the rest of the nation will now see what JMG aficionados have known for years – that she cray-cray.

  • Richard B

    The odious pedophile Roy Moore has been finally defeated and may this homophobic bigoted grifter be driven under his rock and stay there for eternity. The bigoted crazy-ass Dominionist Janet Porter revealed herself too and no one bought what she was selling either. May she slither back under her rock and stay there too.

  • twb6yz

    Love how her first comment is that it is the Court’s job to follow the Supreme Court ruling to make sure votes are counted accurately. . .

    That takes a hell of a lot of nerve when you’re speaking on behalf of a member of the bench who was removed from office not once, but twice, for failing to follow court rulings.

  • Pizza009

    “I sawz black people voting and them all look the same to me!”

  • Dale Snyder

    “If I was secretary of state, I would like to get to the bottom of it no matter who it is I supported.”

    Your English grammar would embarrass a German, christian asswipe.

  • SDG

    But they put these folks on TV….

    • ZRAinSWVA

      And that, truly, is a huge part of the problem. If we had a discerning public, we could all sit back and laugh at the idiocy; unfortunately, at least 1/3 of our country is brain dead…

      • SDG

        It’s an ignorant, and poorly educated public.

  • Oh, Parker

    She does the same thing that all of the desperate right-wing crazies do. Whenever they’re asked a question they change the subject then immediately Gish-gallop, vomiting out 20 different red herrings and straw men that take forever to smack down. It’s a completely disingenuous way of trying to make an argument and they know it, but in lieu of evidence it’s all they’ve got left. They just can’t cope with the fact that the slow, steady progress of time and modern society is showing them the door. It really is quite sad and pathetic when you think about it.

  • Joseph Miceli

    I am given to understand that black people turned out in droves to vote against Roy Moore. So, in the minds of these people OF COURSE there must be voter fraud involved.

  • joe ho

    that’s your mind on religion.

  • Conservative shouting “Voter fraud!” = Conservative learning for the first time that the votes of black & brown people are actually counted instead of simply getting dropped in a dumpster out back.

  • Mark McGovern

    But oh, the entertainment value of the aftermath of the Alabama election is ever so sweet. Let’s do another. And another. And another.

  • Gerry Fisher

    ““It’s not about who is elected. It’s about making sure the [white] people of Alabama have the right to make that decision,” Porter said”

  • bonncaruso

    Janet Porter and the heartbeat bill in Ohio. She is a total nutjob.

  • Terry

    I just thought about it: Jefferson County went overwhelmingly for Doug Jones (by 83K votes)

    From wikipedia: He carried Jefferson by over 83,800 votes, and Montgomery by almost 30,500 votes; either county would have been more than enough to give him the victory. Jones also dominated the Black Belt. He took over 96 percent of the black vote, and 61 percent of votes from those under 45 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Senate_special_election_in_Alabama,_2017)

  • Terry

    How convenient, she wants to invalidate a County that went for Jones 68%-30%