Ann Coulter: Deport The DREAMers First Because They’re Obnoxious Activists Who Don’t Say Merry Xmas

“It has to be said that many of the legal and illegal low-wage workers, they’re incredibly hard workers, they’re really nice people, and it occurred to me that I actually like all of the illegal immigrants except the DREAMers. They’re the ones I want deported first because they’re the activists. They’re the obnoxious ones.

“They’re the ones who go to congressional offices and stamp their feet and say, ‘How dare you not rush to grant us amnesty?’ Whereas the other illegals don’t have the time to be protesting; they’re busy working, being polite, being so friendly and nice and saying, ‘Merry Christmas.’

“No. Let’s start by deporting the DREAMers. That’s point one.” – Ann Coulter, speaking yesterday on Breitbart’s SiriusXM channel.

  • bkmn

    Fuck that, deport Ann Coulter.

    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

      Who’d take here?
      And who let her fucking ancestors in, anyway?

      • Steve Smith

        Not in Europe, please. Maybe she’d be happier in Russia where her bullshit might go down better.

      • SilasMarner

        I hear they’re looking for new citizens on Pitcairn Island. Although why put that problem on them.

        • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

          The seabirds would fly upside down, then. Not worth shitting on.

    • Stubenville

      She would make the perfect victim astronaut for a manned mission to the sun.

      • JCF

        She’ll be fine: they’ll go at night!

    • FAEN

      Can we send her on an extended tour of Saudi Arabia or Somalia?

      • teeveedub

        I can just hear those Somalis asking each other who the skinny bitch is.

    • That would certainly be a step toward making America great again.

    • Hue-Man

      She’d be denied entry following her examination by a veterinarian…

    • ted-

      In pieces? Yes, please.

  • Stubenville

    Jesus – ENOUGH with the imagined war on “Merry Christmas.” The right have beaten it to death.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3a3b5e2cf3d376e7f7781017b273c254ad29dbb5b8fbee8e71acff2769d439e8.gif

  • Sam_Handwich
    • BearEyes

      and yet, her quiet desperation won’t end soon enough.

    • olandp

      I’ll bet her mother never said that!

      • ohbear1957

        After December 8, 1961, Mrs. Coulter’s life was devoid of joy.

  • BearEyes

    so, standing up for yourself is somehow a bad thing?

  • Mike Rasor

    Yawn. Ann is yet again desperately seeking attention to make her feel as though she is anything other than a pathetic shell of a human being.

  • Matt

    Like most conservatives, Ann will literally repeat ANY lie if it serves to promote her idiotic narrative.

    • Gustav2

      …and books sales.

  • greenmanTN

    And right on time…

    Here comes Cunty Claws
    Here comes Cunty Claws
    Right down Cunty Claws Lane

    To shit on everyone not as despicable as herself,
    Which of course is everyone

  • gaycuckhubby

    I wonder how long it takes her and her team of writers to formulate these statements. They have to include just the right amount of buzzwords to keep her relevant

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist
  • Sam_Handwich
    • JDS

      It’s Toonces the driving cat!

      • yes b’y
        • Joe in PA

          I’m glad someone remembers Toonces-the-driving-cat. 🙂 A stray showed up at our farm that looked a lot like Toonces, so we named him that…no one knew what that meant. :()

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Good kitty!!
      Now backup and repeat for bonus points.

      • bzrd

        don’t worry, he knows exactly what he’s doing

    • Ninja0980

      Nice kitty!

    • kaydenpat

      Thank you, Kitty!! You get all the catnip.

  • olandp

    If we deport people for being obnoxious, we’ll have to start with Ann Coulter.

    • JW Swift

      Exactly my thought. She’s got some nerve calling OTHER people obnoxious.

    • Duh-David

      I believe she called them “uppity.”

  • netxtown

    skank says what?

  • Lakeview Bob

    And she wonders why she leads a lonely life of quiet desperation. It might be because you are an obnoxious bitch.

  • Bluto
  • ohbear1957
    • orion dumptee

      “Carolyn Keene” will jus HATE you for that,,,, ha ha ha..perfect!

  • Billanddogs

    Or to put it more clearly: “Them thar darkies need to learn their place. If they keep quiet and stay hidden, working for low wages, I’d like them.”

  • Cackalaquiano

    Meh. She’s just seeking attention by saying the most obnoxious thing she can come up with.
    Ignore her.

  • yes b’y
  • BlackGayVeganAtheist

    Every time Ann Coulter says some new horribly bigoted thing, I come back and watch this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1seThIG34R8

    • KnownDonorDad

      Posted it before I could. Well done! 😀

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Wouldn’t it be great if we could literally deport all of the Deplorables ??

    We could call it D day !

    • zhera

      …and call them Deportables!

    • GanymedeRenard

      Destination: Russia. Or Mars.

  • zhera

    Don’t you guys have a volcano in which this bag of horse manure can be dropped?

    • BearEyes

      or Mnuchin’s front porch after the bag around it is lit

  • Gustav2

    OT: For those of you who don’t follow sportsball, this is called a buttception.

    https://twitter.com/i/web/status/945010121515642880

  • RKitty01

    bless her heart if she actually has one

    • JaniceInToronto

      I’m sending her 12 metric tonnes of thoughts and prayers.

      Hail Satan, eh?

      • Statistics Palin

        If by thoughts and prayers you mean assorted manure from your nearest zoo, I’m with you.

        • JAKvirginia

          Waste of manure. The zoo kind is primo for plants I hear.

  • FAEN
    • BobSF_94117

      On the other hand, it wouldn’t hurt to try an exorcism…

  • Gigi

    Most Dreamers were raised in the Roman Catholic Church so family, faith and tradition is extremely important to them. The reason they’re here is because their parents brought them to America to give them every opportunity to succeed in life. They moreso than Ann know the true meaning of Christmas and have no problem saying, “Merry Christmas.” Coulter on the other hand has great difficultly uttering the words as she’s usually three sheets to the wind having six or seven dry martinis under her belt.

    • JAKvirginia

      “…martinis under her belt.”

      So THAT’S how she gets any guy to go down there. Interesting.

  • sadoldguy

    The only thing the republicans seem interested in is punishing their enemies and victimizing vulnerable people.
    They don’t fix anything.

    Edit:
    And whoever dose it loudest, wins.

    • “As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create.”

      Who knew Spock was actually talking about the GOP there?

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist
    • Gustav2

      Didn’t about half of white Americans’ ancestors come to the States after the Civil War?

      • BlackGayVeganAtheist

        Pretty much…

  • Who wants to say “Merry Christmas” anymore? The Republicans have made it sound like “Heil Trump!”

  • Lazycrockett

    Someone needs to send her a box of shit for Xmas.

    • Stubenville

      That’s far too nice for the likes of her.

  • Henry Auvil

    Wait. Ann Coulter called someone “obnoxious”?!

  • Ninja0980

    Oh do fuck off *($t.

  • Tomcat

    Christmas is just what republicans want it to be,,, A CAPITALISTIC HOLIDAY.
    If they really were concerned about christian values, they would only celebrate the christ childs birth and not turn it into capitalism.

    • Stubenville

      Oh please… you’re killing me.

      • Tomcat

        Sorry you are so sensitive.

  • Dayglo

    Her novelty is wearing off. She’s losing her power to provoke.

  • R W C

    Merry Cuntmas, Coulter

  • jimbo65

    And this bitch wonders why she’ll die alone.

  • Hank
    • DoctorDJ

      …I’d never seen that gif. Sophomoric, but I like it!

  • Friday’s_cat

    Has been 15 minutes of fame expired says what?

  • margaretpoa

    Ann Coulter has been trying to reclaim the spotlight ever since 1962 when she stopped being the annual National Pro-Abortion Poster Child.

  • -M-

    In other words punish them for political speech that she disagrees with.

    And ignore the fact that DREAMers came here through no fault of their own and have to be working or in school.

    • margaretpoa

      “Icky and brown” always Trumps, (pun intended) faultless and law abiding.

  • Is this poorly reanimated corpse still talking? I bet if we do deport the DREAMers, they won’t die alone and sniveling under a seat in coach like poor embittered Ann.

  • Bambino

    And the old nag wondering why she is singing All By Myself every night in her stable.

  • Uncle Mark

    Oh look, it’s another horse giving people gifts of crap

  • Charles Nelson

    Ann Coulter (Germany 1939-1945): Let’s start deporting those protesting Jews first! Whereas the other meek Jews are busy being polite to the SS officers.

  • marshlc

    Beg and crawl and suck up, keep your mouth shut and don’t complain, and maybe we’ll kinda sorta possibly start to treat you as if you are full human beings. Maybe (probably not).

  • geoffalnutt

    “Merry Christmas, crunt”. Is that better?

  • fuzzybits
  • anne marie in philly

    STFU, you ugly blond bimbo! happy festivus, bitch!

  • Will Parkinson

    I prefer her to be the melancholy single hag who has no friends.

  • safari

    I really wish someone would drop a house on her.

  • BobSF_94117

    Her real problem is that they also say Feliz Navidad…

  • Cuberly Deux

    It celebrates Christmas? I thought it bursts into flame if it gets too close to a cross.

  • leastyebejudged

    Desperate for attention.

  • Taylor Bixler

    This shrill useless harpy is just an attention whore. She feeds off of it. Just ignore her. She will wither when she can’t feed on the hate and bile and anger.

  • kevin vincent

    She realizes Feliz Navidad means Merry Christmas right? I mean theee is a popular (and very catchy) Christmas song with the nane

    • JAKvirginia

      But… but… that’s, gulp, Spanish!!
      Lil Annie can’t handle a foreign tongue! Although, she’d be happier if she got some, right guys?

  • red-diaper-baby 1942

    What a preposterous individual. She wants to deport people because they aren’t “nice”?
    By which she apparently means they’re aren’t obsequious and don’t bow down humbly in the dust when she passes by.

  • JWC

    Ann Coulter you ridiculous windbag anything for press time

  • GanymedeRenard
  • Adam Stevens

    Professional eye poker pokes people in the eye. Story at 11.

  • bcarter3

    If being “obnoxious” were grounds for deportation, Ann Coulter would be on a plane bound for Mexico tomorrow.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      As if Mexico would even want that puta anywhere near them…and don’t even think about sending her our way, unless she’s sent to Churchill, Manitoba…trust me, fellow Canadians know why I’d send her there.

      • coram nobis

        If you’re thinking of feeding the starving polar bears, there’s not much meat on this turkey.

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          True, but a meal is a meal and I’m all for helping the Polar Bears out any way I can.

        • agcons

          They can use her limbs as toothpicks.

          • coram nobis

            Now that’s positive thinking.

  • JAKvirginia

    Attention Whore on Christmas must have a new “book” coming out. Fleece Navidad!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    So another book is about to drop, right?

    Still irrelevant, still a cupid stunt.

  • RJ Bone

    Do you ever get sick, Ann? How do you convince the germs to touch you?

  • MonochromeMouse
  • Wynter Marie Starr

    If only we could deport bitches like this one. I think she’d have a fine time in Saudi Arabia where she’d be forced to keep her foul mouth shut.

  • infmom

    I’m sure her $3/hr cleaning lady and gardener approved this message.

  • TexasBoy

    I have come to the conclusion that I’m so fucking tired of this nonsense that I won’t say Merry Christmas any more and just use the generic Happy Holidays from now on. I mean, when you ask why Christians want to wish a Jewish person or a Muslim person “Merry Christmas” and why they expect a non-Christian to wish Christians “Merry Christmas” they have no real answer, only because (crickets).

  • Jim Beach

    SHE IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT DEPORT THEM ALL IF THEY WERE INTELLIGENT THEY WOULD HAVE ALREADY DONE THE RIGHT THING LEGALLY AND APPLY FOR CITIZENSHIP. THEY NEED TO START APPLYING NOW BECAUSE TIME IS TICKING AND SOON IT WILL BE OVER FOR THE DREAMERS. 3 MONTHS LEFT, DON’T TRUST THE DEMOCRATS NOW APPLY OR START PACKING. OH, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS AND FELIZ NAVIDAD.

  • RickCabral

    None of them say “merry xmas?” Not a single one? She’s spoken all of them?

  • Octoberfurst

    Is there a bigger bitch than Ann Coulter? I think she wins the gold for being an obnoxious piece of shit.

  • David

    Everyone needs to stop covering her.

  • Ginger Snap

    Filthy slag you and your Xmas can get fucked.

  • AaronD12

    And Ann wonders why she is alone.

  • And she knows this how?