Adulteress Begins Role As US Ambassador To Vatican

Agence France-Presse reports:

Callista Gingrich, wife of the former House speaker Newt Gingrich, today began her duties as the new US ambassador to the Vatican.

Wearing a traditional black mantilla, she presented her credentials to Pope Francis at the Vatican before officially taking on her role.

The appointment carries some controversy: she is the former speaker’s third wife, and had an affair with him when she was a young congressional aide named Callista Bisek and he was still married to his second wife.

In 1999 Gingrich divorced his second wife and the pair married the following year. She is credited with her husband’s conversion to Catholicism.

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist
    • ted-

      LOL

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist
    • Librarykid

      Is Callista sick with anything yet?

      • JCF

        Like most Rethugs, Sociopathic Personality Disorder.

  • Jonathan Smith

    JMG: you CERTAINLY know how to rite a headline:)

  • Joe in PA

    She is credited with her husband鈥檚 conversion to Catholicism….

    Yup, isn’t that the old adage: the way to a man’s religion is through his dick?

    I might be paraphrasing a bit.

    • yes b’y

      just a tad

  • BlackGayVeganAtheist
    • BearEyes

      yup, that’s his bio.

    • yes b’y

      How many plastic surgeries do you need for your eyes to look like hers?

      • William

        The look is easily achieved by using a staple gun. Small price for beauty.

        • Librarykid

          I thought it was an electrical short in a personal massage appliance.

    • Salton

      Plastic Callista?

  • Boreal

    Joe:
    The title made me lmao.

  • bkmn

    Dear RCC, sprinkle some holy water on her. That should cause a short circuit.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/90c3f56f76602bbc270dc13e5a9f015097c5ef457ba7b10c3a657694d12e0c8d.jpg

    • Essy

      Gak gak!

  • Boreal
  • Ninja0980

    Makes sense.
    Scum attracts scum and Newt is as scummy as they come.

  • Boreal
  • Boreal
  • Mike

    Gay people have been fired from catholic institutions for marrying a same-sex partner, and catholic schools have refused to enroll the children of same-sex parents, but the cafeteria-catholic Francis welcomes that tramp with open arms. The “nice” pope is a fraud, just like everything else about the despicable catholic church.

    • Todd20036

      The only people who think this pipe is any better are people like Sully who are basically quislings who harp on any crumb they get from their masters.

      • band

        Also: Anyone with critical thinking skills.

    • AC

      shockingly naive

    • Bambino

      It’s the longest running scam in human history.

      • Essy

        Religion is general is…since it was invented to keep the poor in line.

  • Boreal
    • Todd20036

      It’s an improvement.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Boreal

      Chicken lady!!!!!

    • Bambino

      That’s an insult to Picky Pecker. The poultry has nothing in common with the owl. It taste nothing like chicken 馃槢

    • teeveedub

      This was inevitable.

    • Menergy

      You beat me to it! Exactly like Callista!

    • BlackGayVeganAtheist

      CHICKEN LADY LOVES LIFE….

      Because they’re fresh straight from my body and onto your plate…KILLS me every single time

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHOFmHMTN5k

  • AtticusP

    I hope the pope washed thoroughly right after that handshake.

    There鈥檚 just no telling where the Space Queen鈥檚 hands have been.

    • SilasMarner

      …or his for that matter. His hands are just as corrupt and filthy as any hands.

      • clay

        a line from Guillermo del Toro’s “The Shape of Water”–
        “As soon as you’ve finished eating, wash your hands real good and come up to the bedroom.”

  • BearEyes

    And an ambassador from France, who only happens to be gay, is sent packing.

  • Todd20036

    I don’t know which is worse, an adulterous being our Vatican embarrassorder, Trump for being ok with this, the Vatican for being ok with this, or a religion, that despite its teachings is ok with this because Nazis gotta Nazi.

    • Tomcat

      All of the above works.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      Just call it a clusterfuck.

  • Bambino

    Nothing to see here. Just an adulteress appointed by pussy grabbing POTUS as ambassador to a pedophilia money laundering organization.

    • Todd20036

      There is nothing in that sentence that surprises me.

      • Bambino

        This is what the supporters of dotard wanted. “Honesty”. His entire administration are band of con artist, scammers and degenerates with no apology. That’s the brand of “superior ” race they subscribe to.

        • Todd20036

          They cannot even accept that. They claim that Mueller is an Obama plant, and that Clinton needs to be investigated. Again.

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            Be gone, TRUMPFFT!!!

    • teeveedub

      Nailed it.

    • Librarykid

      Illicit sex is the unifying factor among all parties.

      • Raja Mitchell

        Seems to be, especially among the rethuglicants…

    • Not to mention that despite his mild reputation, the man in the white robes and his evil ecclesiastical minions are vicious advocates of torture for young transgender children.

      • prixator

        To be fair, they want to torture more than just transgender children.

        • You are *so* correct. I highlighted trans kids because of the horrible letter circulated by the US Conference of Catholic Bishops on December 15th (You can see their letter in a link from my blog response at: https://trans-cendence.blogspot.com/2017/12/it-has-been-while-since-i-last-posted.html )

          But you are right – the RCC has a history of oppressing women, LGBTQI people, Jews, Muslims, Protestants, schismatics and “heretics.”

          Not to mention science.

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  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    Hey, what’s the big problem, she is just a run of the mill, low class adulteress, like Melanoma? The man in white just authorized a funeral in St. Peter’s Basilica of Bernard Law, AND TOOK PART IN IT HIMSELF. Law had been on the run from the law in the US for the last 14 years for crimes we all know.

    • Gustav2

      And buried in his vestments so he can cut in line at the pearly gates.

    • ChrisMorley

      Frankie didn’t take part in the funeral mass. He just turned up afterwards, and only mumbled prayers as he sprinkled magic water and wafted smelly smoke at the coffin.

  • Henry Auvil
  • Tomcat

    I just wish the aliens that planted us would come back and destroy religion once and for all.

  • April

    Shouldn’t she be wearing whore house red?

  • Bluto

    I think Joe runs this here website thingie just cuz he likes writing headlines such as this.

  • SilasMarner

    Isn’t it sad how these straight fucks are so quick to denounce us fags and forgive or ignore all the travesties their peers commit.

  • Leo
  • Lazycrockett

    Satan’s Whore!!

    • olandp

      Callista or the Pope?

      • Bambino

        It will be an on going reality series base competition. Who is the whorest of them all.

    • clay

      Newt’s wench. Don’t make her out to being able to take more than she can.

    • HoratioCaine

      that’s melanoma’s job title

  • olandp

    When do they take her out ans stone her at the city gates?

  • William

    Make sure the Swiss Guard keeps her away from the Vatican mall.

    https://youtu.be/l1hJ6ea0Aik

  • Bambino

    Religion is a band of grown up overshare their imaginary friend and insist upon the rest to believe he exist.

  • Oh, but it’s okay. She got Newt’s second marriage annulled. Then she went to confession and confessed adultery, and was give absolution. Then she went to mass in the state of Sanctifying Grace, and received a Plenary Indulgence, so she won’t even have to go to Purgatory. So she’s been washed sparkling clean! And now she’s VATICAN GIRL!!!

    https://southpawbeagle.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/callista.gif

    • Bambino

      That should come with a warning. Almost fell to the floor having a seizure.

    • clay

      She’s agitating.

      • She’s washing away the stain of Original Sin!

        • yes b’y

          she needs Doxy Clean

          • Librarykid

            or Massengill or Janitor in a Drum

      • yes b’y

        lol

    • Gustav2

      Totally not like the Indulgences of 500 years ago.

  • Tomcat

    Why would anyone in their right mind want to exercise any religion after seeing the hypocrisy of it?

  • Bluto
  • margaretpoa

    Is it any wonder how The Catholic League can say things so much at odds with the Pope and remain unchallenged by the Vatican? The hypocrisy of the Catholic church was what encouraged me into practicing atheism 45 years ago.

    • Gregory In Seattle

      You are making the unwarranted assumption that The Catholic League is important enough to draw official notice.

  • JT

    Frankie may want to give her the infamous title earlier bestowed upon another reprobate: Defender of the Faith.

  • Charles Nelson

    Popes have been greeting murderous Mafia Dons for decades…what’s a little adultery?

    • Phillip in L.A.

      And before that, there were the Borgias

  • Gregory In Seattle

    Ain’t it funny how Talibangelicals who screech about Muslim headscarves remain silent about Catholic headscarves.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I don’t really care about having ambassadors to the Vatican but if I was Pope, I’d ask her why she hadn’t floated to the ceiling and began vomiting green pea soup.

    • Jonathan Smith

      it’s a Tuesday?

  • fuzzybits

    Would’ve loved to hear Francis’s thoughts after she left.

  • MaryJOGrady

    Well, dadgummit. I really thought someone at the Vatican would have had the sense to reject her credentials. (It’s happened before. France’s proposed gay ambassador to the Vatican was rejected, if memory serves.)

    • Jonathan Smith

      well yeah, but he WAS gay.
      she’s just an adulterer……..

      • MaryJOGrady

        I know, I know…

    • GanymedeRenard

      Ooops! I just posted basically the same thing. Should’ve scrolled down before. Great minds and that! 馃檪

  • ohbear1957

    I hope that soon she’ll have another occasion to wear that outfit.

  • anne marie in philly

    put a witch’s hat on her instead; ugly bitch! did she take her ignorant spouse with her to italy?

  • CharlestonDave

    O/T:

    Earlier this month, I celebrated a milestone birthday by going to Iceland. I spent my special day hiking in an ice cave under Europe’s largest glacier (of course, I brought cake and candles and champagne).

    I’d like to put together a brief slide show combining everything from iPhone snapshots to my high-end cameras and drone footage. Unfortunately, I know little of Icelandic music.

    The major visual themes would be:

    1. City life in Reykjavik, including the Museum of Penises and the Museum of Punk Music and some high-end and low-end dining
    2. Geothermal springs (steam out of frozen ground, and geysers like Old Faithful) and spas
    3. Driving the wild Icelandic landscape through lava rock, snow-topped mountains, and adorable Icelandic horses (they’re about 1/3 the size of American horses, and incredibly friendly and playful, real heart-stealers)
    4. Many many waterfalls, frozen lakes, and mountain ranges
    5. Dawn on the glacier lagoon (J枚kuls谩rl贸n) where icebergs break off and float into the sea
    6. The crash site of the American Navy DC-3 on the beach west of Vik
    7. Visit on my birthday to an ice cave under the Vatnaj枚kull glacier
    8. Staying in modest AirBNB places (a working sheep farm?) and guest houses.

    So, here’s my question to the JMG hive mind: what music should I use for scoring my noncommercial 5-7 min slide show / mini-movie?

    The Icelandic landscape is visually overwhelming. One is constantly confronted with views that seem unbelievable. It’s like the first time you see the Grand Canyon. I was repeatedly dumbstruck from seeing things that I would never have believed existed on our planet. A trip to Iceland is epic.

    The last time I did something like this, I used a mix of classical (Schiff, Wagner, Gorecki), vintage pop (Doris Day), and rap (T-Rex, King Tutt). I don’t know any Icelandic classical (paging Mr. Billbear…) but note that there’s a significant Icelandic punk music scene. I wouldn’t mind including some Sigurr贸s or Monsters to Men, or Bjork, for example. I also heard some lovely music that sounded a bit like American folk.

    Ideas? I know we have some wildly varying musical tastes in this bunch. 馃檪

  • Bob Conti

    “She is credited with her husband鈥檚 conversion to Catholicism.” For which the Protestants are eternally grateful.

  • Rocco

    I can鈥檛 get mad at her when she looks like that (lol) and is sentenced to the sucking of Newt鈥檚 little wiener. Ewwww鈥

  • BobSF_94117

    She is credited with her husband鈥檚 conversion to Catholicism.

    “Oh, Newty, don’t be silly. You can be a Catholic and ignore all that stuff. Why, look at me!”

  • Natty Enquirer

    This adultery argument doesn’t go anywhere. The Church has a doctrine of forgiveness, which it is more than happy to wield in the face of political expediency.

  • Mike Knife

    An adulteress is better than a child molester and rapist. The Catholic pedophile cult are child rapist and abusers who get away with murder.

  • Sporkfighter

    “She is credited with her husband鈥檚 conversion to Catholicism.”

    What more could a pope want?

    • Xaca

      Fuckin’ for Jesus.

  • Xaca

    Two whores in the vatican now!

  • JWC

    seems any Trump appointee comes with their own load of bad baggage

  • misterjack

    I know someone who went to college with that harlot. He says she was a rather liberal Democrat, back in the day.

    • Jonathan Smith

      she got over it.

      • misterjack

        She takes credit for turning newt Catlick, but does she credit HIM for turning HER into a filthy, scank-ass whore?

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Pope Francis just finished reading Callista’s credentials.
    http://frsteve.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/popefrancis-double-facepalm.png

  • jpinphx

    a side chick gets an ambassadorship??

  • Jamie Brewer

    From Evita’s “Rainbow Tour”
    Did you hear that? They called me a whore. They actually called me a whore.
    Ahh, Senoria Peron it’s an easy mistake. I’m still called an admiral yet I gave up the sea long ago……

  • GanymedeRenard

    Got it. Adultery welcome, but homosexuality no-no in Vatican diplomacy:

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-pope-france/france-abandons-bid-to-appoint-gay-ambassador-to-vatican-idUSKCN0X321R

    What was that pesky biblical verse again? Oh, yeah, it’s 1 Corinthians 6:9-10.

    Consistency, please.

    • EdA

      Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men[a] 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

      I think that we need a second Corinthian. But certainly Newt Gingrich and most other Republicans in politics today qualify for multiple categories of exclusion.

      • GanymedeRenard

        Two Corinthians walk into a bar…

  • HoratioCaine

    How dare you call her an adultress! Newton, like Regis Philbin before him, subscribes to theory that blow jobs in the back seats of limos do not constitute adultery. This is a point of view held by many fine upstanding self rightous men.

  • Phillip in L.A.

    The Pretenders–“The Adultress”

    https://youtu.be/BM8v7Fdvg3s

  • shellback
    • I thought it was Ann Coulter’s new “mean and lean” look!

  • ajchar

    I would LOVE to see Newt’s annulment case files since they had a Catholic wedding.

  • BeaverTales

    A true example of fucking your way to the top. What “credentials” does she have besides spending a good deal of her adult life on her knees? Praying was only for some of that time.

  • Jim Gallagher-Barker

    I can’t understand why he didn’t immediately start twirling a censer, randomly splattering holy water and shakily chanting: “El poder de Cristo le obliga! El poder de Cristo le obliga!”

    I don’t care how many languages you’ve learned, meeting one of the brides of Satan would tend to make you revert to your birth tongue.

    • Jim Gallagher-Barker

      “El poder de Cristo le obliga! El poder de Cristo le obliga!”

      “The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!”

  • Mihangel apYrs

    If the previous marriages weren’t catholic they don’t count, thus not adultery just pre-married sex, naughty but no doubt already forgiven.

    The RCC is experienced in looking the other way, and bending the rules

  • Robin Bailey

    Proving once again there鈥檚 nothing left in Washington DC but thieves and whores, and you can鈥檛 always tell which is which.

  • I think we should have a contest. What is “Gorgeous George”, Cardinal Georg G盲nswein and private scty -live in old time best buddy to Pope Emeritus Benedict — think of this entire scene?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/70ad6a73065873fbd7329a7241d26f8619e6980d700417a038123ab9ae783aaf.jpg

    • My entry — Could she be one of Melania’s porn video co-stars? I caught the lesbian nuns cooking for Benedict watching her videos.

  • Halou

    Ironic isn’t it.
    You go to a literal theocracy where child abuse is rife and are made to wear a head dress, but nobody complains because the Pope isn’t a Muslim

  • Nowhereman

    I would love to know what the Pope was thinking in that moment.

  • Gianni

    Why aren’t we hearing from T. Perkins and the other Christian talking heads about the sin involved here? This ‘sinner’ is representing the USA to the Vatican,no less? Good thing she’s not gay. They’d all be shitting themselves.

  • LesbianTippingHabits

    The admitted adulteress is the personal representative of President Donald J. Trump to His Holiness the Pope.

    Pls consider what this says about President Trump. Thank you.

  • Carl

    Which Cardinal will she lead astray?

  • Robert Bois le Duc

    Her husband, Leroy “Newt” Gingrich, was all over Bill Clinton for having an affair with Monica Lewinsky, while he was still married himself & was boning Callista on the side. Then her husband became a lying racist birther. This should be fun to watch.

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Anagram: Callista Gingrich ~ Shrill Aging Cacti

  • jonfromcalifornia

    I don’t see any of the Pope Francis hating Cardinals and bishops screaming that she should be denied Communion and calling Francis a “heretic” for accepting her credentials. Oh wait… she is conservative…. like them…

  • Ogre Magi

    Damn, her teeth look like a jack rabbit’s!

  • 8====D

    I don’t have a problem with her being an adulterous whore except for the hypocrisy of it all.

  • Verlie Phillips

    I didn’t know Catholics approve of adultery in their religion. Learn something new every day. Against birth control but adultery O. K. MMmmmm???