REPORT: Bannon Called Trump An “11 Year-Old Child”

Vanity Fair reports:

In private conversations since leaving the White House, Bannon said Trump only has a 30 percent chance of serving out his term, whether he’s impeached or removed by the Cabinet invoking the 25th amendment.

That prospect seemed to become more likely in early December when special counsel Robert Mueller secured a plea deal from former national security adviser Michael Flynn. Bannon has also remarked on the toll the office has taken on Trump, telling advisers his former boss has “lost a step.” “He’s like an 11-year-old child,” Bannon joked to a friend in November.

While Bannon praised Trump during our conversations—he said he’s the best orator since William Jennings Bryan—he doesn’t deny he was unhappy in the White House. “It was always a job,” he said.

“I realize in hindsight I was just a staffer, and I’m not a good staffer. I had influence, I had a lot of influence, but just influence.” He told me he now feels liberated. “I have power. I can actually drive things in a certain direction.”

The full piece is worth your time.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Says the drunk meth boy.

    • BlackGayAthetist

      That’s cocaine and other opioids …not meth

    • ted-

      “boy”? Troll.

  • Blake J Butler
    • BlackGayAthetist

      PERFECT now add mail ballots and this would be a WINNER

    • katkelly57

      Molto bene Gov.

  • lymis

    11 seems generous.

  • Ben in Oakland

    I’m pretty sure it’s all fake news.
    Here they are the best of friends. There they are enemies. Bannon helped 2Rump get elected. Bannon wants to see him impeached.
    I don’t buy any of it.

  • HZ81

    Not as mature, Steve. Nowhere near 11, intellectually or otherwise.

    And why do you look like a boil with teeth?

    And OT: Why does Queerty attract the absolutely most vile queer people in their comment sections? I actually pray they’re right-wing assholes in disguise.

    Thank BeJesus for JMG!!!

  • “…he said he’s the best orator since William Jennings Bryan…”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

  • Well duh.
    in other earth shattering news…
    I’m gay.

  • Snownova

    11, that *is* generous.

  • clay

    He’d rather have a throne in Hell . . .

    • RGG

      King of the ashes

  • Jamie_Johnson

    Now, that’s not true. Trump is more like a 7-year-old.

    • That high, huh?

      • ted-

        LOL

    • clay

      No. Let me get (more) pedantic (than usual). Most 7-year-old children are relatively quiet, going through the last struggles of deep attachment to their mothers. This is the age where psychologists got the idea that being gay (or, rather, fey) is a stage most men grow out of. Donny is not quiet, shows no loyalty to his mother, and will never be claimed as, or accused of, being gay.

      • Gustav2

        OK, 7 and 1/2!

        • Boreal

          I prefer 8 and 1/2. Oh you’re talking about something else.

      • wds

        Dear Lord – I don’t think there’s enough drugs, alcohol or paper bags that would make a gay (myself included) want to even touch him … LOL Thanks, I’ll pass that one on the the women …

  • PickyPecker

    I began my subscription to VF after the 2016 election results came in. Knowing very well dRUMPf hates the pubication and its owner.
    Gotta say…..I like it. It’s an odd mix of fashion, upscale advertising and LOTS of good political analysis writing.

    • fuzzybits

      We just got a free subscription from our neighbors. It was a thing if they resubscribed they were given a free subscription for someone else.

      • PickyPecker

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      • PickyPecker

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        • fuzzybits

          Oh,I never knew that. Thanks. Sometimes they do mess with my sinus.

        • pj

          love those….

  • bkmn

    I hope Bannon is in Mueller’s sights.

    • Chucktech

      He was part of the transitions team, so yeah, he’s in his sights.

  • Luddite

    That’s unfair to 11 year olds.

    • JackFknTwist

      My beautiful 11 year old nephew would despise these tools.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Bannon is too generous. 11year olds aren’t that bad.

  • yes b’y
    • PickyPecker

      YAY! That’s one happy pup!

    • Boreal

      Thanks, that made my day.

    • Gustav2

      😉

    • katkelly57

      ¡Brava!

    • Lars Littlefield

      La Perrita Carrie, que fabulosa. Ella falleció este martes a los 12 años. RIP amor.

      • yes b’y

        awww, RIP Carrie

    • Miji

      Fantastic! Now someone please get that man a date.

      • yes b’y

        lol

  • fuzzybits
  • David Gervais

    Now that he’s not in the administration, he finally starts telling the truth?
    Is he going to start his next speech with “Sorry I’m late.” ?

  • Ninja0980

    Infighting is fun!

  • Gustav2

    Woe to you, O land, when your king is a child, and your princes eat (drink) in the morning!

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    How did he know?.. did he get hit on by Roy Moore?

  • clay

    Bannon doesn’t know shit about child development. Most 11-year-olds are beginning to show signs of critical thinking and few show anything more than faint interest (or, at least, interaction) with the other sex. Trump shows no signs of critical thinking but compulsive, sexualized interactions with the other sex.

    The horrible truth is that Trump is NOT a failed adult, frozen in pre-adolescent behavior, but Trump is a horrible adult with fucked-up values and behaviors.

    • DaveMiller135

      I was going to say about 13; smut without empathy.

      • clay

        13-year-olds are capable of empathy, they just have to be reminded to practice it. You know, like most upper management.

        • RoFaWh

          Judith Martin, in her Miss Manners’ Guide to Rearing Perfect Children, strongly recommends the repeated-nag method of teaching kids proper behavior. (It is a little euphemistic to call that “reminding them.”)

          She goes on to describe the day one of your kids is thrust into an unfamiliar social setting and surprises you by behaving beautifully: “It’s a great pleasure to meet you, Great-aunt Matilda.” [The example is mine, not judith Martin’s.)

    • Xaca

      Trump is an adult of rapidly and increasingly diminished capacity. When he is removed from office, every Republican senator, congressperson, legislator, cabinet member, justice and judge who enabled him shall be held to account, and should be punished maximally. Asset clawbacks, property confiscations, individual imprisonment, family exile, and capital punishment should all be considered and applied where warranted.

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    • aagold76 .

      go to a middle school and make that statement again. A more vile age group (11-14) does NOT exist….Trump fits right in.

    • RoFaWh

      And he should be held fully accountable for all his actions and all his words.

  • Ninja0980

    https://twitter.com/JasonKander/status/943871401378885632
    O/T but yea!
    Can’t wait to see him win!

  • Leo

    OT. Not sure if this was already posted.
    https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/943855672676048896

    • Gustav2

      I wish they would all stop using the word “jihad”

      They have no idea of the multiple meanings of the word.

      • Gustav2

        Jihad (English: /dʒɪˈhɑːd/; Arabic: جهاد‎ jihād [dʒɪˈhaːd]) is an Arabic word which literally means striving or struggling, especially with a praiseworthy aim.[1][2][3][4] It can have many shades of meaning in an Islamic context, such as struggle against one’s evil inclinations, an exertion to convert unbelievers, or efforts toward the moral betterment of society,[1][2][5] though it is most frequently associated with war.[6] In classical Islamic law, the term refers to armed struggle against unbelievers,[2][3] while modernist Islamic scholars generally equate military jihad with defensive warfare.[7][8] In Sufi and pious circles, spiritual and moral jihad has been traditionally emphasized under the name of greater jihad.[9][3] The term has gained additional attention in recent decades through its use by terrorist groups.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jihad

        • RationalismRules

          Back in the 90’s I knew a boy named Jihad. No-one thought twice about it. Unimaginable now.

      • Jamie_Johnson

        Perhaps “crusade” would be a more accurate term.

        • Gustav2

          A more culturally accurate term.

      • pj

        mission

  • BlackGayAthetist

    It’s NOT mean if it is TRUE

  • Tomcat

    Trump best orator, surely you fucking jest there Bannon.

    • Dramphooey

      It’s patently absurd. A slick salesman might command the attention of the dull or even the smart if they aren’t paying close attention but that doesn’t make him a good orator.

      • Tomcat

        If the teleprompter fails, he becomes the babbling babbler.

    • JackFknTwist

      Yeah, I read that as ‘best since Florence Foster Jenkins.’

      Which would be a disservice to Florence Foster Jenkins.

    • RationalismRules

      As the Great Orator once said:
      “I know words. I have the best words.”

    • prixator
  • Dramphooey

    That’s pretty insulting to William Jennings Bryan. Bryan was a populist but he was certainly a good speaker.

    • Gustav2

      …and knew how to speak in complete sentences.

      • Dramphooey

        “The humblest citizen of all the land, when clad in the armor of a righteous cause, is stronger than all the hosts of error.” – Bryan

        “Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.” – Trump

  • edrex

    i see that photo and all i can think is : “antibiotic resistance is real.”

    • agcons

      A little MRSA, anyone?

      • edrex

        a little?

  • Tomcat

    Trump reminds me of a standup comic that forgot his act when he goes off script.
    Yeah Korea, and how about that crooked Hillary huh?

  • stevenj

    “…the best orator since William Jennings Bryan…”

    LOL

  • kaydenpat

    Drive things in a direction where Republicans lose.

  • Mike C

    “The next day, Bannon said he called Sessions into a meeting. He knew Sessions had already tried to resign once. “Look, I have a question for you,” Bannon said. “Is there any doubt in your mind that it was Divine Providence, the Hand of God that got us this victory?”

    “No doubt,” Sessions replied.

    “You’re sure?” Bannon continued.

    “There’s no doubt.””

    These people are fucking demented.

    • edrex

      because god loves liars evidently.

    • katkelly57

      More like, running with the devil.

      Q VanHalen.

  • Treant

    Well, maybe your 11 year old. For most of us and our families, our children and nieces and nephews passed that level of development around age 4.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Really should read the whole piece. The eleven-year-old comment is just an aside. Lots more telling stuff, like the way Bannon refers to Trump supporters as “hobbits.”

  • leastyebejudged

    The best 11 year old orator since William Jennings Bryan.

  • Jerry Kott

    T45 is a one trick Pony who ran out of tricks. His Slogan should be “Make America Fake Again”.

  • Dramphooey

    “No one can earn a million dollars honestly.” – William Jennings Bryan

  • Cuberly Deux

    I’ve subjected myself to two of his “films”. The duck dynasty one, Torchbearer and the Sarah Palin one, Undefeated. Don’t laugh. It was illuminating. You can find reviews and perspectives about them on youtube.

    My take away after watching them and looking at Bannon’s boosterism for Trump is Bannon is utterly desperate for a puppet he can prop up. Of course the problem is his chosen subjects fail. Spectacularly so. He’s a white nationalist hell bent on convincing “conservative” whites they’re losing something, as he pushes them to vote against their best interests.

    When he’s done with his subjects he just discards them and moves on to the next one, preferrably one that generates as much chaos as possible. I have zero doubt he’ll throw Trump under the bus, then move onto his next bigot protege.

    Of course he’s going to continue to heap praise on Trump, for now, he’s still of some use to him.

    • clay

      So, there must be some reason he hasn’t just seized the reins, himself …

      • Cuberly Deux

        Insecurity? He strikes me a VERY insecure, to the point of paranoia.

        Yeah I have no clue why he hasn’t gone into politics. But then his 3 very messy divorces could have something to do with it. That and the fact he’s a catholic drunk.

      • Cuberly Deux

        Ha! In the article they mention that he thought of running for prez back in Oct. Apparently he brought in a consultant. Guess it went nowhere, through a spokesperson he claimed he has no desire to run.

  • JCF

    Seems about 8 years too generous.

  • Justin

    They are like two adolescent kids. Friends one day, enemies the next, then friends again. Both are snakes in the grass.

  • Bambino

    But did this drunken father beat the crap out of the 11 year-old child?

  • ElenorRigby

    Yeah yeah yeah, and Trump had a 2% chance of winning in the first place… they’re just trying to placate us into thinking it’s inevitable that he’ll get voted out or something…

  • Steven Warden

    Bannon must think the orange one is advanced at a 11 year mentality I always thought he had a 2 year old mentality

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Fat, whiskey soaked, narcissistic asshole insults equally gluttonous, narcissistic asshole. Please clap.

  • Charlie

    the best orator…

    wow

    • Rillion

      Well Trump does have the best words. (eyeroll)

      • RoFaWh

        “bigly”

        Is that perhaps a misspelling of what should properly be spelled “biggly”, an adjectival form of the verb “biggle”?

        I shall biggle you in the morning,
        I shall biggle you in the night,
        The planets in their stately orbits
        Wonder who will write the obits.

        [doggerel and not good doggerel at that.]

        • Rillion

          I always thought he was just mangling “big league”.

          • Chucktech

            That’s what fig leafing apologists want you to believe.

          • Rillion

            I dont give a shit what anyone wants me to believe. I despise Trump to the core of my being, but I am also someone that often mangles words (I joke that english is a second language even though its the only one I know) and I’m also slightly hard of hearing often requiring people to repeat things, and the first few times I heard him say “bigly” I just automatically assumed he was saying “big league”.

        • Robincho

          Pupperel?…

  • rednekokie

    Sort of like the skirt calling the blouse “Nelly”

  • Snarkaholic

    “Fake news! What Bannon actually meant is that I SHAGGED an 11 year-old child!”
    ~Chump, probably

  • Kevin Andrews

    This scabrous, alcoholic, professional liar is the poster-child for Fascists. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/92760f2f87edc985d20cd94a51c751078f4792182df705a11e708a0d92e7e83e.png

  • Thorn Spike

    William Jennings Bryan must have been a terrible orator.

    • RoFaWh

      What WJB should be (in)famous for: he was the first candidate for President to play the religion card.

      Citation: H L Mencken’s obituary essay published in (iirc, the first issue of) The American Mercury, and reprinted i in The American Mercury Reader (Blakiston, 1944).

  • katkelly57

    Best oraltor he meant….right Vladie?

  • boobert

    I’m thinking the moron won’t call as much after following him with supporting moore and losing.

  • Blobby

    I know 11 year olds with more brains, logic, compassion and verbal skills.

  • andrew

    Is Bannon an alcoholic?

    • Gianni

      Someone in the know said he doesn’t drink. That may be true, but he sure looks like he’s spent years hitting the hard stuff. Very repulsive to look at.

  • Girlgoon

    Perhaps the only thing he’s ever said that I agree with.

  • Michael McReavy

    A good article about a scary S.O.B.

  • Blake Mason

    That was being generous.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    “…the best orator since William Jennings Bryan…”
    Okay, that made me laugh hard. Thanks for the comedy, Steve.

    • Cuberly Deux

      He sure likes to pepper his languange with random historical assertions.

      In the movies he helped write he does the same thing. However he takes quotes WILDLY out of context. He’s the David Barton of politics.

    • Gianni

      Good Lord, is that statement over the top or what? W.J.Bryan know how to speak and put logical sentences together. Donnie has no such talent. He even mangles the words when they’re on paper or on the prompter.

  • Henry Auvil

    This human shit-stain has done enough damage to my life and nation. I don’t have any interest in reading more of his deranged rantings.

  • ‘Til Tuesday

    Barron Trump probably rolls his eyes when his little brother – sorry, his dad – behaves like he’s 11.

  • SDG

    11, now that is generous.

  • Tempus Fuggit

    Poopoohead Calls Poopoohead “Poopoohead”—Details at 9

  • Gianni

    Bannon was never heard of before he crawled out from under something, Donnie made him a star, and now he fancies himself a mover and a shaker. Plus, even in a suit and tie, he looks like wreckage.

  • IDavid

    Maybe 4, but 11?

  • infmom

    How convenient that William Jennings Bryan is dead and nobody in the trumpadoodle herd has a clue who he was.