Tony Perkins Has The Transgender Military Sadz

“This is where judicial activism is leading us. The courts have moved beyond legislating on the invented rights of abortion and same-sex marriage to clearly usurping the constitutional authority of the executive branch. The president has the primary task of protecting Americans but we see the courts weakening his immigration policies designed to protect America from threats and now telling the commander-in-chief how to run the military.” – Hate group leader Tony Perkins, via tear-stained press release.

  • bkmn

    I’m sure I am not the only one hoping that Mueller’s investigation doesn’t forget to look at the Teavangelicals.

    • Gustav2

      Maybe look at Franklin Graham’s ‘Samaritan’s Purse’ work in…wait for it…

      Ukraine? That’s where most of the money goes.

      • bkmn

        Let me guess, it involves allies of Putin…

        • Gustav2

          He has been there for decades trying to convert former commies to his brand of Christianity in a county with an Orthodox tradition. I don’t understand why Putin’s gang would want him.

          • Tawreos

            Because he has the ears of the GOP

          • Gustav2

            There is that…

          • It’s Mueller Time!

            Hmm, that explains why he said “No Harry Potter toys in our Christmas shoeboxes.”

            He might accidentally convert them to witchcraft!😯

    • Marty Pavelka

      I doubt that they will, but what do I really know? I would just hope that if the whole 45 house of cards comes tumbling down, we won’t be hearing anything from Perkins’ piehole for a looong time.

      • vorpal 😼

        After all their squawking about how Trump was “anointed” (whatever the hell that even means) by their god, if he ends up impeached or even better, in prison, they’re going to have to retreat back under their bridges to spin the new narrative.

        • BJORN RAGNVALDR

          He’ll be their martyr, suffering for their faith.

      • He’s like a bad rash, he probably won’t go away easily. -_-

        • Marty Pavelka

          Yeah, like the Herpes of the Evangelicals.

      • bkmn

        I would be ok if we filled up a few private prisons with the Trumpers

    • MT YVR

      If ONLY.

      (rolls on the floor laughing) Can you imagine?

  • David L. Caster

    Cultist snowflake, suck it up.

  • bkmn
    • vorpal 😼

      But but but but the US was founded on Christian Morals!
      …which is why precisely two of the Ten Commandments are laws.

      I mean, how could we possibly know that murdering and stealing are wrong if some sky fairy didn’t lovingly carve them on a couple stone tablets for us heathen scum?

      • Especially confusing since there were originally 15, not 10:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXeTsWGPT0w

        • vorpal 😼

          Counting is NOT a Christian Value.
          (pun intended)

        • peacfulseas inWA

          Even 10 is overkill …
          https://youtu.be/CE8ooMBIyC8

          • I love that George Carlin bit.

          • Nychta

            George saw through the matrix – one reason I loved him.

        • Lizard

          I assume that tablet contained the commandments “Don’t rape” and “Stay out of government.”

        • Jay Silversmith

          The other 5 commandments dealt with taxing all churches, gagging fundamentalists, proving your deeply-held religious beliefs, keeping christers confined within their church properties, and making the judging others based on your beliefs a crime. All that cake-baking, gay-bashing, racist, pussy-grabbing, etc. junk was in the later amendments.

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        Murdering and stealing are wrong??? WHY? Oh, WHY, was I not raised to believe in a sky fairy to tell me different?

        Guess I’ve got some splainin to do…

        • vorpal 😼

          Also, it’s funny how Adam and Eve supposedly ate from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, and yet we still need long, long, long lists from sky daddy about what is evil and where we should and should not stick our penises. (He really needed to have included “shop vac” in the no-no list for my teenage self.)

          I guess the effects of the magic apple wore off?

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR

            It’s Obama’s fault and Hillary colluded with him.

          • vorpal 😼

            So many anti-Christs, so few TrueChristians…

          • Nychta

            Years ago I worked with a rabbi who told me she thought it was a good thing that Adam and Eve ate from the tree. To her this fable signaled an advance in human consciousness. Perhaps some folks backslid.

          • vorpal 😼

            I always took it as a metaphor for self-awareness and intelligence. If you believe it literally, it makes no sense:

            God: I know you don’t know the difference between good and bad, but it’s bad to eat the fruit from this tree that will teach you the difference between good and bad. And being omniscient, I know you’ll do it anyway, but don’t, because it’s bad, which doesn’t mean anything to you.

            Logics?

          • Cattleya1

            I seem to remember a joke from way back about a guy who gets himself stuck in a milking machine… But, a shop vac? Damn, you must be hung!

          • vorpal 😼

            LOL TMI warning…
            I wish, but it’s more an issue of being uncut and the suction of the shop vac generating a certain wave pattern through the foreskin. Feels good at the time but afterwards… yowch.

          • Jay Silversmith

            Hoover…the power of an upright in your HAND.

      • FAEN

        You mean Cafeteria Xtians exist? I’m shocked, SHOCKED that there is gambling at this establishment 😏.

        • vorpal 😼

          There’s a 10% cover fee and everyone there is a loser.

          • FAEN

            And the food is shitty.

    • TrueWords

      Funny how Tony has FIVE children and NONE of them are serving in the military…but it is TYPICAL that he is trying to lay down the laws on an organization that his family members are NOT participating in.

      • It’s Mueller Time!

        5 kids?

        That’s a whole lot of sex through holes in the sheets.

        • Jay Silversmith

          I heard his wife got preggers via doorknobs and toilet seats.

    • Buford

      Shorter: It’s not a ‘religious liberty’ if it involves a victim.

  • olandp

    Poor Tonette. You can still suck off Josh Duggar at the glory hole in your office.

  • Snarkaholic

    Well, that didn’t take long.

    • djcoastermark

      The right has to vent somewhere. And to distract somewhere. And to -Squirrel.

    • bkmn

      He has money begs all predrafted for almost every situation

      • Snarkaholic

        He bought them all on Fiverr…
        …every one that the seller offered for sale…
        …except for the one that takes place on a dark and stormy night at a dockside warehouse.

      • Remember Mad Libs games? I think he has something like those and just fills things in.

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI
  • Smokey

    I thought the Courts’ job was to protect us from executive and legislative overreach.

    • Rex

      Only the overreach of Dems.

  • MT YVR

    I miss the daily Sadz. (pat pat) Who’s just the cutest little Sadz? YOU are. YOU are.

    Oh, hey Tony. Still spiritually constipated? Remove the giant shitplug that is your head from your ass and then let god, let go. Maybe go get a life or something? Anything?

  • The_Wretched

    So I’m guessing Faux News didn’t have on a legit military law expert to explain how it’s not ok in the US to deny service based on nothing more than animus?

  • bkmn
    • What makes you so certain they’re not? After all, another of America’s enemies—Russia—HAS been donating to the GOP.

      It’s one of the reasons Ryan doesn’t want to do jack in terms of investigating or impeaching. They’re complicit.

  • Rex

    Ahhhhh….Tony Perkins sadz tearz are so refreshing.

    • The Sentinel

      Especially when they’re out of season.

  • MB
    • another_steve

      I’m still mourning over the end of Downton Abbey.

      • Todd20036

        so is Schott

        • another_steve

          You mean “Schock.”

          Where is that boy today?

          I’d buy any porn he stars in.

          • There should be at least a few kinky photos of him and that “photographer” of his somewhere.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    Tony is sad. Someone is doing something right.

  • SpecialAgentPecker FBI
    • MB

      Whayh, . . . thank yah, Ageunt Pickayh-Peckah.

    • Adam King

      Chills and goosebumps, Agent P.

    • another_steve

      Controversial… but some believe that the greatest male American vocalist of the 20th Century was Frank Sinatra and the greatest female American vocalist was Ella Fitzgerald.

      • Friday

        I wouldn’t rush to dispute that, really. Though I don’t tend to think in terms of ‘Who’s The Greatest’ so might entertain other suggestions-I-can’t-think-of-right-now. 🙂

        • another_steve

          One doesn’t want to have to choose. Too many fabulous voices. Too much talent out there.

          But it’s fun to choose, nevertheless. 😉

    • skyweaver

      Never heard this version! Fabulous

    • RobynWatts

      🎶Flood Tony’s home……againnnn.🎵

    • orion dumptee

      class act…all the way,and like Waller and Armstrong…..UNreplaceable

    • Mark

      I was so lucky to see Miss Fitzgerald in person in 1990. What a phenomenal 90 minutes!!

    • Cattleya1

      I hadn’t heard her rendition before – thanks!

  • Treant

    Tony, honey, go ride a box of cocks and have your first orgasm ever.

    Don’t send photos. Don’t make movies. Just go away.

    • MT YVR

      “Don’t go away mad, just go away…”

      😛

  • Blake J Butler
    • Paula

      Lolololol damn!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “I was a judicial activist and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”

  • This wasn’t ‘judicial activism.’ This was a judge telling the Executive branch it may not unilaterally and for no reason other than animus break the service contracts for thousands of loyal active-duty servicemen and women.

    There was no question it was Donald’s desired intent to simply kick out every trans person currently serving, effective immediately. He genuinely thought his powers as President enabled and entitled him to do that.

    Fortunately, for now we still live in a country where a President’s powers are not effectively unlimited.

    • He genuinely thought his powers as President enabled and entitled him to do that.

      He still seems to believe that President of the US is synonymous with “CEO of the US”….or “Dictator of the US.”

      Even once he’s gone, I’m still worried about the lasting damage there.

      • 20 to 40 years of a fake SCOTUS Judge and whatever else is done before he’s gone.

  • Rex

    Is Jim Bakker next, you know, the wrath of god for anyone obstructing Trump, blah, blah, blah…

  • kelven
    • Menergy

      I spewed some margarita when that gif scrolled up onto my screen! LOLOLOLOL Thanks !

    • prixator

      Dicks on Bikes!

  • bkmn

    I wonder if the White House electrical system can handle all the shredders that must be working overtime today

  • MB
  • Tawreos

    Arrests and plea bargains from the administration, the courts telling Trump to suck it on the Transgender ban and tony Perkins crying. This is the best Monday in the history of Mondays.

  • Rex

    Just remember Tony, as a “Christian” you are supporting a president who lies, steals, commits adultery, covets the success of others and whose god is money. Wait, that probably describes you too.

    • JAKvirginia

      Tony sez: “Yeah. So?” (Allegedly.)

  • another_steve

    There’s been limited attention paid to what is perhaps the second greatest threat posed by the Trump presidency (after the threat of nuclear war)… his judicial appointments.

    Taking the liberty here to post this recent message from Lambda Legal:

    ————————–

    Did you know that federal judges are appointed for life?

    It’s true. This means that long after President Trump is gone, the judges he appoints in his own image will be able to continue his hateful agenda. Possibly for the rest of your life.

    Trump’s agenda keeps losing in the courts, and he knows it. So now he’s trying to improve his chances of success by appointing judges who want to turn back the clock on all of the progress that we’ve made; judges who seem more beholden to him and his anti-civil rights agenda than to the Constitution.

    We need your help.

    This week, Senator McConnell plans to push through four such judicial nominees: Professor Amy Coney Barrett, Justice Joan Larsen, Justice Allison Eid and Professor Stephanos Bibas.

    Professor Barrett? She’s refused to accept the hard-won rights we’ve secured at the Supreme Court, and has delivered speeches paid for by rabidly anti-LGBT organizations. Justice Larsen? She has an “originalist” philosophy not unlike Justice Gorsuch, and criticized the Obama administration for not defending DOMA. Justice Eid? She too has a judicial philosophy that would essentially write LGBT people out of the Constitution. And Professor Bibas? He’s criticized those who “pursue equality judicially,” claiming that it “undervalues America’s deep commitments to federalism, localism and democratic self-government.”

    In short: These people oppose everything we stand for.

    This administration and those who support it have demonstrated an unrelenting hostility toward our beautiful, brilliant LGBT community. These nominees are no exception. Each of these people – if confirmed – would pose a grave threat to our civil rights, possibly for decades to come.

    But you can help stop them.

    Send an email to Senate Judiciary Committee Ranking Member Senator Dianne Feinstein demanding that senators oppose these four nominees.

    Amy Coney Barrett, Joan Larsen, Allison Eid and Stephanos Bibas were selected for these lifetime positions precisely because the anti-LGBT forces advising this administration have confidence that they will try to narrow the Constitution’s promise of liberty and justice for all. This will have implications for generations. But your support will help Senator Feinstein rally the troops in defense of our courts, our communities, our families and our lives.

    It will only take a few minutes of your time. Please send an email to Senator Feinstein about how important this is now.

    The courts cannot protect us if we don’t protect the courts.

    In solidarity,

    Sharon McGowan
    Director of Strategy
    Lambda Legal

  • greenmanTN

    Unindicted Human Rights violator Tony Perkins…

    Fixed it for you.

    • HAAAAAAA

      Thank you.

  • HAAAAAAA
  • #IAmANTIFAscist

    “This is where judicial activism is leading us….. now lets all go out and vote for Judge Roy Moore as Senator!”

  • Megrim Twist
    • Cattleya1

      She has a lot longer fingers than Twitler.

      • Snarkaholic

        And speaks far more eloquently!

      • Snarkaholic

        And speaks far more eloquently!

  • bkmn

    Netflix cancels next season of House of Cards after Spacey admission.

    • clay

      ‘cuz . . . type-casting made Turmp mad?

  • JWC

    Tony you stupid fuck wad

  • MB
  • JAKvirginia

    “…telling the commander-in-chief how to run…”. Whoa, Nellie! Trump himself said he’d let “the generals” run the military! So which is it, Skippy?

  • Ben in Oakland

    Poor, poor tonette. He lost another one.

  • Barry William Teske

    Tony PerKKKin’s seems to think judicial activism ie; the administration of justice, is a bad thing.
    Who would have thought such blatant disregard for such would come from a KKK fanboy?
    I would.

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    • Jeffrey

      *AFTER the next (6th) season which won’t even come out until next year. Probably hadn’t even decided to renew it.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      Who’s told Claire? Do they need an ambulance?

  • worstcultever

    Oh, FUCK THIS ASSHOLE and his endlessly predictable NONSENSE. I could write these stories and quotes myself blindfolded and in a coma.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • FAEN
  • Jonathan Smith

    why do we spend time on this total fuck?

    • worstcultever

      exactly and no idea

    • The_Wretched

      Representative and reprehensible example right wing leader. He’s also a goto for Faux News.

    • bkmn

      because he spends so much of his time and resources to make us second class citizens

  • gaycuckhubby
    • worstcultever

      Oh I guarantee the NYT is on it

    • JAKvirginia

      Um… have we established yet if the “blue collars” know what an indictment is?

      • Adam King

        Whatever it is, it’s Hillary’s fault.

    • Gustav2

      Hey, here in Rustburg electronic ankle bracelets are not just for formal wear.

    • Gustav2

      Doesn’t he mean “diner”

  • Greenscreen

    As soon as the Social Security checks come in this week I’m sure all the alarmed old ladies will send Tony their $10 contributions.

  • Michael White

    My day is always a bit better when the hater kkkristians have the sadz

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  • Belthazar

    Funny how he didn’t recognize the “constitutional authority of the executive branch” when Obama was in office.

  • AmeriCanadian

    Why do so many people who claim to love the U.S. with all their heart know so damn little about it and how its system of government and checks and balances work?

    • Jay Silversmith

      It’s exactly the same with their bible.

  • Special Agent FBl Bambino

    Tear stained press released? Why not use those tears as lubricant for Josh Duggar to finger him.

  • Mark_in_MN

    Once again, Tony Perkins forgets that we are governed by the rule of law, not the president’s (or other office holders’) personal power.

  • Paula

    I don’t understand how they can think that a few trans people in the military can endanger the nation.

    • Todd20036

      they don’t really think that. they just don’t want anyone outside of their worldview even existing. That includes LBGT

    • GanymedeRenard

      The reason you don’t understand is because you’re a rational person. They’re not.

  • Rick Hammond

    Awwww. Let me lick your tears. Let me lick those sweet delicious tears from your tear stained face……….BIGOT!!!!!!!

  • Henry Auvil

    Isn’t there some Russian hooker somewhere who can just pee on this asshole and tell him to shut the fuck up already?

  • Hank

    The president has the primary task of protecting Americans but we see the courts weakening his immigration policies designed to protect America from threats and now telling the commander-in-chief how to run the military.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/78470281050bf1f7aeaf3fdc8ba56a2c1d38633dd95a83da82536044538569d6.jpg

  • Boreal

    KKK Legal terms
    Judicial activism=opinions we don’t like.

  • anne marie in philly

    FUCK YOU, YOU PEDO FUCKING FUCK! I’d trust a transgender person over you any day!

    • Todd20036

      Except Caitlyn

      • Friday

        Admittedly, since she’s a Republican and reality TV ‘star’ not to mention an habitual quisling, I don’t even really trust she *is* trans.

      • anne marie in philly

        FUCK YEAH! she is a disgrace!

  • Silver Badger

    Why would the words of a white supremacist grifter have any meaning?

  • TimJ

    First I was sad that Master Jared didn’t get the hook, now I am happy that Tony P. has the sadz. Yea sadz!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    GOOD!

    Ah, Mueller Monday/Arrestivus is proving to be a good news overload kind of day.

  • boatboy_srq

    Oh dear. Poor Toni. It must be so difficult being whiter-than-white and closeted-for-fear-of-your-audience.

    /s

    • Tor

      I truly hope he is not closeted. I do not want him among us, even as a closeted enemy;

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  • dcurlee

    Tony don’t you have a house that was destroyed because of your sins. Why so worried about others that are serving to protect us

  • -M-

    “How dare the guardians of the constitution tell our Dear Leader that he is not absolute dictator?” ~PerKKKins

  • JCF
  • KnownDonorDad

    His ideological forebears must have been a hoot when the Armed Forces were integrated.

  • Dale Snyder

    Awww. Too bad. Dye your hair, inject botox into your face and suck a dick again you christian piece of shit.

    • Tor

      He’s not getting anywhere near my dick.

  • Ann Kah

    No, we are telling the Twit-in-Chief how NOT to run the military.

  • Al Prazolam

    I see, right-wing Evangelical activism is all right, huh, Tony, fake Christian, although the term is tautological.

  • Gianni

    Tony, for heaven’s sake, save your voice. You’re really going to need it to do all that screaming when Donnie gets indicted for obstruction of justice and collusion with a foreign enemy.

  • Gianni

    Tony, for heaven’s sake, save your voice. You’re really going to need it to do all that screaming when Donnie gets indicted for obstruction of justice and collusion with a foreign enemy.