Trump “Physically Mocks” McCain And McConnell

Axios reports:

In private, President Trump has taken to physically mocking M&M: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (slumped shoulders; lethargic body language) and Sen. John McCain (imitating the thumbs-down of his historic health-care vote). Trump is venting about his frustration with what he considers failed leadership by Senate Republicans as he takes his lumps this week in wars with, well, everyone. With his stoking of the culture war and bombastic style amid national and global turbulence, Trump continues to make every issue about himself — at the very time that he most needs friends.

  • DaddyRay

    Can’t wait for Trump’s mocking of Mueller from his prison cell

  • misterjack

    I did not need to see those freakish doll hands, this morning.

  • crewman

    Alec Baldwin as Trump:

    Common decency says it’s wrong to make fun of a man with late-stage terminal cancer. But let me show you my latest impression of McCain.

  • netxtown

    …but, but….didn’t one of them Baldwin bros pick up the award for ‘best mocking’?
    donnie just isn’t that good at it.

  • Bluto

    Go ahead cheeto, piss off everyone. It’s going to bite you in the ass.

    • Treant

      “I’m related to Chester Cheetah*. Did you know he turned to Cheetah Jesus some years ago? Let me tell you about Him.”

      I’d have the same look on my face.

      * I know.

  • blackstar
  • Rebecca Gardner

    The man with fake hair, fake skin color, tiny hands, and tiny dick has the audacity to make fun of others? LOL! Whatever.

  • blackstar
    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Luv it!

    • FAEN

      HA-that’s fabulous.

      PS-Ana dear, I hope you remember in the future that it was YOUR party and it’s leader that pulled this shit though I fear when Cheeto is voted out of the WH you’ll be back on Maher championing how AHHMAAAZING the GOP are. Please prove me wrong.

    • Todd20036

      Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if he took the shirt off.
      Just saying…

  • TJay229

    White people overwhelmingly voted for this mess.

    • Silver Badger

      That’s the story. Personally, I only know one person who claimed to vote for the election theif.

      • Oh lordy, I know many people who voted for him. All without a doubt are hard hock racists, and one who claims to be a dem voted for him truly “because of her emails”.

  • Michael R
  • TheGrandWazoo2

    If Trump made fun of political leaders in North Korea he’d be shot in the head.
    Sounds pretty stupid doesn’t it, Jeffress?

  • Texndoc

    Trump also had that “I have an itch so I’ll just scratch” when talking about the Patriots owner recently. But to be bipartisan, Obama was a pro at that particular scratch too. Copycat.

  • Rex

    Every day he remains in office makes it that much more difficult to MAGA.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Dumpy, deformed, fat-ass shitbags in glass houses….

  • Butch

    Meanwhile Trump refuses to waive the Jones Act that would allow international ships to dock in Puerto Rico and help with the relief effort. And not just “hasn’t gotten around to,” but refuses to, because he’s concerned about the profits of American shipping companies.
    Edited to add that I should have provided a link. The Trump “Administration’s” handling of the crisis in Puerto Rico is beyond criminal:

    • kareemachan

      Thanks, Tillerson.

      • David Walker

        Exactly. Until last January, we had a State Department that would have figured out what a cat 5 hurricane could do and be on the ground and ready to go before it hit or immediately after directing recovery. We had a State Department that didn’t try to dictate policy; we had a State Department that knew it showed the best of the US when it helped others. It took Secretary Clinton’s tweet over the weekend to suggest what needed to be done.

    • Lumpy Gaga


    • billbear1961

      Yet another reason to demand his removal from office!

    • Mark McGovern

      Puerto Rico is too brown and too poor for him to care about.

      • Nowhereman

        I wonder if he’d get on it if he knew that a lot of them are trying to move to the mainland as soon as they can get on a plane. And I dare say, they will vote. The Jones act affects my state, too.

  • Rex

    Sure signs a person is insecure:
    Control Freak
    Sound like anyone we know?

    • Silver Badger

      That could be any trump supporter or the asshole in chief.

    • That’s fake news. You probably got that idea off a cracker jack box.

      Oh who the fuck am I kidding. He’s a total fucking train wreck. The biggest train wreck.
      Hey tRump! See this? Yea, fuck off. And I can say shit like that because I *am* an American. And there’s not fuck all you can do about it.

      • Treant

        And yet, the cheering section is all:

        Under Obama: “I hate that N-word fuck. He’s not my President!”

        Under Trump: “If you don’t like the President, leave.”

    • Nowhereman

      Sounds like my abusive father.

  • DesertSun59

    We don’t have a POTUS. We have a person who’s Barron’s age and Barron’s mentality sitting in the WH.

    • kareemachan


      He’s actually like a 2-yo having a temper tantrum. (Queue gif of totlette trump golf player…)

    • Bad Tom

      Dotard Of The United States

    • thatotherjean

      I know very little about Barron–he may be the smart one of the family; all things considered, it wouldn’t be that hard. Unless he’s inherited his father’s utter lack of empathy and conviction that he’s always the smartest person in the room, he’d probably make a better president than his father, though.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Drump: The Lindsay Lohan of Presidents.

    • ETownCanuck

      Why ya gotta do Lohan like that? Even at her worst she had more class than he does.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Point taken. Drugs do things to you, but I don’t recall her ever being unkind.

        I was referring to the daily trainwreck aspect.

        • ETownCanuck

          Well, that part is for sure true.

    • Daveed_WOW

      Well, Linday Lohan can act. A little.

    • carrot festival

      More on the Tonya Harding level.

      • PeedeResistance

        Actually, Tonya Harding, though personally reprehensible, had more talent in her little toe than Lohan has in her entire body. Try watching some old videos of Harding’s skating. A very sad waste of an enormous talent–the polar opposite of Lohan.

        • Priya Lynn

          Harding’s talent is vastly outweighed by her immorality. As far as I know Lindsey Lohan never intentionally tried to hurt anyone. You’re right that they’re the polar opposite of each other, but perhaps not in the way you suggested.

          • PeedeResistance

            Hardly. Aside from the facts that Harding’s immorality is not the subject here and that talent in one area is not erased by bad acts in other spheres, you clearly know nothing of skating or its history. Your remark belongs to the very primitive absolutist school which throws out the baby with the bathwater whenever someone with talent or even genius displays failings or character flaws, and makes me wonder what other sorts of Sarandon purity tests you administer. Doubtless you loathe Wagner’s *music* because of your confirmation bias upon discovering his anti-Semitism. Lohan is devoid of talent, which is exactly how she is the polar opposite of Harding and clearly my point originally. In addition, the comparison of Cheetolini to anyone (even Lohan) who ever worked a day in her life or accomplished anything– much less won a national skating championship and a worlds silver medal– is absurd.

        • FAEN

          The tennis version of Harding IMHO is Capriati.

  • Ernest Endevor

    To be fair, the rest of the world openly mocks him.

    • I’m loving it!

    • doninkansas

      And a huge portion of the USA.

    • Nowhereman

      I haven’t heard any more about him going to the UK to visit the Queen…Seriously, the best thing that the world can do for us right now is to not give Trump a forum. Don’t invite him and don’t be polite to him.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Do not mock the turtle! That will be a bitter soup for Trump to swallow!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    This is the field of battle you have chosen to fall on, Donald? How pretty and put-together you are?

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      He is indeed pretty petty.

    • Treant

      I’m sitting here in a frost-green shirt and dark olive khakis.

      I look good in this. Or at least I like green. But it’s not worth fighting over if you think I shouldn’t wear opposing green tones…

      • Silver Badger

        You can’t go wrong with green. It is the universal color and looks good with anything.

        • Silver Badger

          Except meat. Meat probably should not be green.

  • TuuxKabin

    Thank you JMG’r who commented:

    I’ve used it often.

    And OT: and to help Puerto Rico. If you are a NYC resident, there is this:

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Hey, Donald — you really really REALLY don’t want to go around dissing other peoples’ shoulders….Believe me.×920.jpg

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      My gawd that wrinkled suit looks like it’s from the Salvation Army bargain bin.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Don: “But it gives me man-shoulders!!!!”
        Mel: “No. No it doesn’t.”

        • Miji

          Krystal and Alexis had more manly shoulders and we knew those were pads.

      • FAEN

        Trump Suits-they probably went under like the rest of his ‘businesses’.

      • Considering he is supposed to be worth billions, his suits are uniformly ill fitting. Those french cuffs he favors just look stupid on him as well.

        • Well, What Next?

          Cheap shit, just like the wearer.

    • Treant

      He should have a doctor look at that, I think he has a couple shoulder tumors.

    • David Walker

      Now I understand “all over him like a cheap suit.”

  • FAEN

    President Doll Hands strikes again.

  • GeneInSJ

    This country has elected an evil, immature buffoon as president. His presence in the White House is an ABOMINATION. It sickens me to picture him there.

  • geoffalnutt

    I don’t believe Trump has ever had a “friend”…ever. He’s had acquaintances and associates – some of them long-term. I have to speculate. however, they are only in it for the money/connections. He certainly doesn’t generate respect…much less ‘affection’. He is truly alone…but that’s okay because it’s always about HIM, anyway.

  • Jonny Nance

    We need to clear this up. In his world (which to him this is) trump “needs” no one. Authoritarian/dictator-esque personalities don’t believe in a need for others. As with his messed up business life, the decisions are his. The signatures are his. And anyone who opposes him is disposable. Again, like most authoritarian/dictator-esque personalities. I’m not sure why the non-majority thought he would be any different that the person he’s always shown the world to be.

    • Treant

      On the up side, government does not work that way and that’s three times that they haven’t rubber-stamped what he’s wanted to do (health care, twice, Russian sanctions). Technically, that tax cut he’s not going to get, or not get enough of, will count as four.

  • Treant

    Alienation of every possible ally is in our best interests, so I say have at. Here, I’ll give you my beer so I can take your beer and watch while you mock them some more.

  • blackstar
  • Lindoro Almaviva
    • Dinz6315

      Insult to infants everywhere.

      My grandson has more maturity and social skills. He’s seven weeks old.
      My older grandson is 19 months and has more empathy.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Wow, that’s so out of character.

  • Bj Lincoln

    Just shared this on FB with this comment,
    “Because the man is a f**cking IDIOT! He had NO idea what the job entailed and didn’t bother to even try to learn one damn thing about being President. Because he is a MORON, he CAN”T learn anything more than sound bites on ANY topic. Because he is too stupid to read he can’t finish ANY speaking engagement without going off the teleprompter and f**cking it up with his BS. Because he is a self centered narcissist he can’t think of anyone but himself! ”
    I can’t believe he is in ANY leadership position! The ONLY reason he has ever had a living is because he was a rich kid with a father who gave him money. He would NEVER make it in the REAL world!

  • Ninja0980

    President tiny penis is very insecure, isn’t he?

  • Bob Conti

    Listen President Turkey Wattle, you really shouldn’t be mocking anyone’s physical appearance.

  • Halou

    The professional draft dodger would never mock a war veteran to his face.

  • Well, What Next?

    I doubt that those two are the only ones the old villain mocks. That’s okay Donnie, we all make fun of you each and every day. You’re fat. You’re ugly. You’re stupid.
    You’re mean. Your suits look cheap and your ties are way too long. Nobody likes you. (Except your “base,” who expect you to fly Trump One over their heads and shower money down on them.)

    • Treant

      That’s. Not. Money.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    The not my President is a sociopath…I was gonna say adolescent but I know too many good adolescents for that to be true.

  • OdieDenCO

    leadership comes from the top donny! that would be you as you hold the top office in the land. it isn’t call the executive branch for nothing.

  • capecodder2010

    There’s class, there’s not classy at all, and then there is Trump.
    What a disgusting person.

  • Daveed_WOW

    Old news, but this is abusive behavior. Unconscionable. Not on speaking terms with anyone who supports him.

  • ColdCountry

    Failed leadership describes YOU, Donny. This IS about you, actually.

  • CharlestonDave

    Trump doesn’t need friends. He requires only an enemy.

    • And anyone who thinks they’re his friend is deluded. He will discard them like used toilet paper.

  • JWC
  • dcurlee

    This coming from a man that couldn’t walk with other world leaders cause his ass was to lazy and had to ride in a golf cart

    • thatotherjean

      He’s old (71), fat, out of shape, doesn’t exercise, and eats junk food waaaaay to much. He can’t walk with other world leaders, not because he’s lazy (although that may be how he got in bad shape), but because he’s incapable.

      • David Walker

        And unqualified.

      • bzrd

        the Resident Nazi has one magic mirror. He looks into it and sees a svelte, god like creature who every beautiful woman yearns for but the rest of us see the man who has let his body become obese, has a disgusting, flabby neck, and a face which would crack our mirrors. He is puke.

  • “Failed leadership” comes from top. With Trump’s lack of leadership, there’s no direction for Congress to act on his lead. Hopefully they will act on the people’s lead instead and kick the trump can down the road.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    On noes!!! The Toddler in Chief is having another tantrum!!! Stop the presses!….wait….the press? stop for Trump?? Bahahahahahahahahaha

  • andrew

    One of John McCain’s cancer cells has more dignity than the entire overweight body of the Liar-In-Chief Trump.

  • JCF

    Drumpf has been taught to mock the weak(er) since is Nazi Daddy first beat him up about it…