Coulter: If We’re Not Getting The Wall, We Should Get An Attractive And Dignified President Like Mike Pence

The Hill reports:

Ann Coulter on Wednesday slammed President Trump as less “attractive” and “dignified” than Vice President Mike Pence and doubled down on her recent harsh criticism of the president by advocating replacing him with his second in command.

“If we’re not getting a wall, we may as well have an attractive, dignified Republican there. We’ll get better Supreme Court justices under Pence,” the prominent conservative pundit said on Newsmax TV’s Howie Carr show.

Coulter, who was a fervent advocate of Trump as a candidate and authored the book “In Trump We Trust,” has since become a critic of Trump due to inaction on campaign promises, especially his pledge to have Mexico pay for a border wall with the U.S.

  • Lazycrockett


  • Gustav2

    Oh honey, Trump doesn’t know from picking judges. He is not doing it.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Yeah, but the judges he does pick are dangerous.

      • Gustav2

        Sessions and Pence are picking the judges. Trump doesn’t know any of these people.

        • TimCA

          From prevetted lists provided by the Heritage Foundation.

      • PeterC

        Another “Pence Special Pick”

    • PeterC

      Guess she does not know that Pence is the one who picks the Staff and Judges.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    “Attractive & Dignified” in the same sentence as Pence?
    I’m not drinking enough for this reality.

  • Lantor

    Now is the time I wait for a Trump twitter storm with bated breath.

    • WretchedMouse

      Oh I doubt he will. Anne is much to strong for him to take on. Her toxic game is way better than his. -washes body- ugh I complimented her. Bleh.

      • Lantor

        I’m sorry, I feel like that was my fault 馃檨

        • WretchedMouse

          Oh no. 馃檪 it woulda been said sooner or later. It’s like when a child calls someone a poop head and I turn around and call him a cum guzzling gutter slut…trump need to up his game. Lol

  • Henry Auvil

    This is just the buildup to announcing her next book, “To Pence We Fap”.

    • barrixines

      A companion volume to “In Pence We Thrust: The Mother Pence Guide to Pegging.”

      • UrsusArctos

        You owe me a keyboard and a Diet Mountain Dew.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Thanks, now I need eye surgery after bleaching them from that image you created.

      • greenmanTN

        That was a terrible thing to say! Come sit next to me.

    • MagnaLupus

      You just KNOW that when she’s flicking that bean, it just sounds like an old chicken bone rasping on sandpaper.

  • j.martindale
    • BeaverTales

      This is why attribution matters. If you are [1]sane, [2]educated and [3]not deliberately seeking to mislead…then your opinion is only as good as the ignorance of the experts you are quoting

      Coulter fails on all three criteria

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Around 1982….strike that, January, 1980.

      • Craig Howell

        You mean perhaps January 20, 1981?

  • JWC

    Oh Ceeerist who stepped on this bitch and made her squack

  • RemusL

    So Coulter now has the hots for Pence? Does she know he won’t ever be able to be in the same room as her without his wife as chaperone?

    • Reality.Bites

      Coulter’s why he came up with that rule in the first place. Nothing to do with avoiding temptation.

    • UrsusArctos

      s’OK. Mother doesn’t count lizard people as women.

    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

      3 way

  • JCF
  • Gerry Fisher

    …because it’s all about appearances. (The nagging thing is that she’s probably right in that low-information voters are highly likely to agree that Pence “looks” presidential.)

    • Tatonka

      For real. He’s got conventionally Republican hair. That counts for a lot in the GOP.

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        One of the reasons for Romney’s popularity.

      • Henry Auvil

        “Conventionally Republican hair”: White as the driven snow.

  • Robincho

    Wilbur has GOT to stop leaving that paddock door open…

    • Steverino

      Smear some peanut butter on her gums and the resemblance will be complete.

  • safari
    • Craig Howell

      Good doggie!

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    We had an attractive and dignified president, Ann. You hated him.

    • LindaRBoles

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    • wmforr

      Only President in the last many decades I found attractive in every sense of the word.

      • and that deep voice! oooof.

  • Lazycrockett
    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      Medicaid is used by the elderly for long term care. The repukes don’t care, they’ll just kick their elderly parents to the curb.

  • another_steve

    At last count, Ann Coulter had turned 302,864 straight men gay.

  • edrex

    because if anybody knows about attractive and dignified it’s coulter.

  • Elagabalus

    Pence is “attractive” in the way that mannequins are “attractive.”

  • Reality.Bites

    OT: This poor boy looks a bit confused, like he can’t think of what happened to his hands, which appear to be missing.

  • WretchedMouse

    -shudder- no one wants to picture her panties/boxers melting over evil Race Bannon.

  • netxtown

    a wall or pence….. it’s like trying to chose which STD you want.

  • Tatonka

    How about getting the president a majority of the country actually voted for?

  • Jay George

    I loathe Coulter, but I find it hilarious that she’s using looks to rate Trump against other men. If nothing else, it gives Cheeto a taste of his own medicine.

    • AmeriCanadian

      She should rate him on a numeric scale…2 or 3 (at best).

      • Jay George

        I think that’s generous. 馃槈

        • Jean-Marc in Canada


        • AmeriCanadian

          Considering Cheeto’s ego, being rated anything below 10 would be a yuuuge blow. But yeah, it should be lower.

        • Todd Allis


      • UrsusArctos

        Oops. You left off the minus sign in front of those integers.

      • PeterC

        Is that scale between one and one Hundred?

      • pj


        • Snarkaholic

          Yes…and the only reason he got a 2 is because he has a few gold teeth that she can pry out and hock.

    • Uncle Mark

      How can Mr Coulter compare Pence to Trump where looks are concerned; it’s like comparing stale white bread to oranges

      • kat

        It’s like comparing a burning pile of hair to a slowly swirling turd ..and trying to decide which one you’d rather see at the salad bar.

      • Jay George

        Moldy rotten oranges that have lain in a septic tank a couple of weeks. 馃槈

    • On a scale of 1 to 10 I’d give Trump a -2, so yeah Pence is better looking. Still not fuckable, but less physically repulsive.

      • Beagle

        And the same on the “dignified” scale. Pence is “better” in the way that pneumonia is “better” than terminal cancer.

      • Jay George

        I’d go after both of ’em with a bottle of Lysol and a jar of penicillin. 馃槈

    • wmforr

      To paraphrase Trump: “He’s FAT! It’s DISGUSTING! Mr. Piggy!”

      • Jay George


  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Surprised my response is still up…..

    • Steverino

      Fork her.

    • Double standard personified
      Coulter suggests putting a fork in trumP because he’s dead…crickets
      Kathy Griffin poses with a rubber mask…OUTRAGE!

      I guess Coulter doesn’t care about Barron at all

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Bahahahaha, you used the word ‘care’ and ‘Coulter’ in the same sentence….you know you can’t do that. Bahahahahahahahaha

        But you’re right, she doesn’t give a shit about anyone except her bony ass self.

  • Dayglo

    Climb back onto your web

  • Cuberly
  • Adam Stevens

    If you fuck Pence, Ann, he’ll call you mother. Yummy, huh?

  • another_steve
    • UrsusArctos

      Putin, his pony, and his ass out for a ride.

  • bambinoitaliano
    • ColdCountry

      W.T.F. is THAT? Oh, sorry, yes. Coulter. Of course.

  • Dagoril

    LOL. I just can’t!

    Of course, Pence wouldn’t enact any of the Dipshit Agenda either, so Ann’s going to continue feeling…unsatisfied 馃槈

    • thatotherjean

      That, of course, is a large part of the problem–he’s been doing a large part of the actual thinking that Trump can’t do; he’d be far better at getting things done than Trump, because he knows how the government works; and he has his own agenda, based on his religion, so he might well be worse than Trump.

  • bkmn
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Speaking of horses…

    Good news : I got my 2 beloved ladies back today ! Long story but sold to someone who I should not have. I did NOT like being horseless for nearly a year.

    • greenmanTN

      Congrats! We had horses when I was very young. Beauty and Princess. (My older siblings really suck at choosing animal names.) Years later we leased the field and barn for someone to board their horse. I got the bright idea to climb onto it from the fence. I was 12. Jumping off a horse in full gallop is no fun.

      I don’t care what anybody says, I still like this song.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Ha yeah. I’ve been almost killed so many times I can’t even say.

        I like that song too

  • Keith D Plane

    so she has a “thang” for the human cotton swab?

  • JT

    Sit on your own shrunken head, bitch!

  • Robin Wayne Bailey

    Let’s just chain Ann Coukter to the border. The stink that rolls off her will keep immigrants away.

  • CB

    How would this slag know from dignified. She is the single most repellant human being flapping her gums today. She truly sickens me.

  • Tom Furgas

    Yes, attractiveness is what we want in the leader of the free world.

    This is akin to the White Supremacist leader who castigates followers who are fat and wear t-shirts that have sleeves that drop to the elbow. We need attractive Nazi’s, after all.

    What a fucked up world we are living in. No wonder I stay home and avoid the madding crowd. (Not “maddening”, which is a misreading…)

  • hdtex
    • Tom Furgas

      And here I thought I was the only one who noticed her Adam’s Apple.

      • Steverino

        And Eve’s serpent, a little lower down.

      • Uncle Mark

        Frankly, I think Mr Coulter might feel differently about Pence when Pence forces them to use the same bathroom.

  • Mark Abbott

    Now we know why she’s still single after all these years – she’s attracted to men that are afraid to be alone with women. Makes sense – she’s probably gnaw it off.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Giant larynx and bag of tree branches says whuuuut about being attractive?

  • ByronK

    Ann will never deserve nice things. Ever. I mean Christ, flowers wilt if she looks at them.

  • zhera

    I LOLed at the headline. Oh, Ann, you filthy whore. Getting into bed with Donnie for a stupid wall, and expecting to actually GET said wall? LOL

  • dcurlee

    Jeez skelator needs to stfu

    • Gianni

      I’ll second that motion!

  • Henry Auvil
  • Gianni

    Dear Mike, Ann will settle for a great, big wall if she can’t get you. Doesn’t seem like a compliment to me.

  • Pip
  • Well, she turned fast. I think this is a huge mistake for Coulter though and I couldn’t be more pleased. Most of Trump’s base has not abandoned him and they hate anyone who isn’t on Team Trump. Meanwhile the rest of conservatives don’t like her to begin with. Who does she think is going to buy her books now? Oh, right, whichever Koch brother she’s fucking buys them in bulk. (How do you think these right wingers keep getting on the NY Times bestseller list? Their supporters literally buy the books in bulk. This has been going on for a long time.)

  • Ken Berry

    Mother Pence better watch out. Skeletor is perving on her man.

  • Ham

    We’re supposed to believe this bitch thought we were going to get a wall?

  • greenmanTN

    I do realize how offensive women find the C-word, but Coulter should have it tattooed on her forehead.

    • jmax

      Shave her upper lip and tattoo it over her mouth.

  • HappyDance904

    We had one, but thanks to term limits he is no longer….

  • Phaius

    “Since I can’t masturbate over daddy trump letting me ride his “wall”, I want pence to be that man”

  • TuuxKabin

    Damn woman (?) I know a lot of us have short term memory fatigue, but what & who the fuck we’re you writing such high praise about not that long ago!?!??? Ay, mama.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    Maybe she sees him as a Commander-in-waiting (think Republic of Gilead) and herself as Wife. Good luck with that. It’s Martha status for you, sweetums–unless they decide you’re an “unwoman” (see the adam’s apple for one bit of evidence) and send you to rot in one of the colonies. Hey, it could happen.

  • acde

    who gives a shit what she spews?

  • Canadian Observer

    Hmm, I think I am not alone is preferring the Mike Pence look-alike who was fundraising in Times Square for LGBT charities last December. He, at least, has a soul or something like that going on behind his eyes which makes him damn attractive, unlike the real Mike Pence who, to steal a description by the Quint character in Jaws, has shark eyes “Y’know the thing about a shark, he’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.”

  • Sorry but Pence already has a new job as “soap boy” in the showers at Federal Prison.

  • Gunga_Dean

    she’s felating Pence!!! Pence! grab your magic wife-shield

  • Dot Beech

    I’ll support the wall if we can put this horrible woman on the other side of it.

  • DaveMiller135

    I’m not taking guidance from someone who couldn’t see through Trump the candidate. And Ann, once again, you get to dance with the one you brung.

  • LindaRBoles

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  • geoffalnutt

    She just desperately wants someone to call her “Mother”.

  • pete

    he is attractive and dignified–like a ken doll.

    • LatrinaDiBucca

      At least my Ken doll knows where my vagina is.

  • kareemachan

    You’re as bitter and delusional as ever, annie.

  • Not that Coulter is shallow or anything like that. . . .

  • andrew

    How many months would the batshit crazy Coulter stick with Pence? LOL.

  • wmforr
  • Friday’s_cat

    Pence looks like an inbred ferret.