Trump Wails: All I Want To Do Is MAGA!

The Hill reports:

President Trump on Wednesday hit at the media and defended his record, by saying he is just trying to “Make America Great Again.” Trump frequently goes after media outlets, referring to some critical networks and stories as “fake news.”

During a rally earlier this month in Arizona, Trump accused the media of “trying to take away our history and our heritage.” He also praised the size of the crowd gathered to see him during his visit to Corpus Christi. “What a crowd, what a turnout,” Trump said to a crowd in the area.

  • kareemachan

    So…. billions are needed for Harvey’s damage and all he can talk about is tax cuts for the uber-wealthy. What a schmuck.

    • Tawreos

      The GOP has never allowed reality to get in the way of their love of tax cuts.

      • cleos_mom

        And neither have the voters who support them. They’re convinced that every time the fan is turned on the ordure will splatter on someone else.

        • Lindsayrlasher

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    • FAEN

      And his shitty $40 made in China MAGA hats. Don’t forget about those.

      • lymis

        Has anyone seen even a hint that he’s pretending to promise to forward any of the proceeds toward disaster relief? Or is this just “Show your support for them by sending your money to me?”

        • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

          Oh, it’s just hawking merch to the deolorables. They’ll skip little Ava Rose’s asthma medicine to get one for daddy to wear to the next Poor Oppressed White People rally.

    • bkmn

      Note that they White House has not put forward an actual proposal for the tax cuts (because that would require work and Donnie doesn’t work). Both the House and Senate are crafting their own bills (which will wind up just like healthcare reform).

    • lymis

      And spending tax dollars on a useless wall he knows Mexico will never pay for, when that money could validly go to disaster-reventative infrastructure.

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        Think of the pumping systems and levies that $ could fund

        • Uncle Mark

          Can we make levies out of old Confederate statues? They have to be useful for something.

          • Steverino

            Maybe recycle the metal to make prison cell toilets to be installed in each of the old confederate states which erected them.

        • Todd20036

          Melanoma can go to those stations to get new pumps

      • kareemachan

        Exactly. Of course, he’d actually have to get off his ass and appoint some experienced people in key positions first…

        • David Walker

          Sorry. You’re still thinking 2011-2017. “Experienced people” is now a minor consideration, far overshadowed by “how much money has he contributed?” How little one knows about a department or agency is key.

        • Qualifications for 45’s appointees: no experience necessary. strong desire to dismantle and undermine agency to which you will be appointed.

          • Todd20036

            and absolute loyalty to Trump and his family.

    • grada3784

      The tax cuts will trickle down like the gentle dew from heaven like Houston is experiencing.

      Or like Trump pissing down his leg.

      • lattebud

        I think he is more of a dribbler.

      • lymis

        The videos are going to be released eventually. SOMEONE’S pee dribbling down Trump, at least.

    • ChrisMorley

      Trump’s corporate tax plan will add trillions to US debt, report finds

      Trump has argued that a lower tax burden will help create more jobs. But a new study argues reducing the corporate tax rate is unnecessary and costly

    • Marides48

      Yes, BIGLY!

  • paganguy

    “Why? Why do you make me act this way? Why do you make me hit you?”

  • Tawreos

    We do not need tax cuts and tax reform, unless you plan on closing all of the loopholes, and no one ever needs another Trump speech.

  • Gustav2

    So you don’t have to to turn on MSNBC or CNN to watch the speech:

    “What a crowd, what a turnout.”

  • Michael R

    You promised to do it in 100 days .
    What happened ?

    • Jonathan Smith

      he lied.

    • FAEN

      “Obama and his secret army won’t let me. Very tough.”

      • Paula


  • Jonathan Smith

    “Trump Wails”
    …..must be a day ending in “y” ?

  • FAEN

    Morons Are Governing America.

    There, fixed it for you.

  • GayOldLady

    “Will be leaving for Missouri soon for a speech on tax cuts and tax reform – so badly needed! 8:42 AM – Aug 30, 2017”

    POOR Missouri, but at least you’re out of our sight for a few hours you pathetic excuse for a human being.

    • Steve Smith

      Is there anyone at all in Missouri wealthy enough to actually pay any tax? Just asking…..

    • cleos_mom

      Not exactly POOR — the speech isn’t open to the unwashed public.

      Most of us can guess what kind of “reform” he’ll be talking about in that context.

  • PickyPecker
  • PickyPecker
  • AtticusP

    Make America great again. Resign.

  • another_steve

    Tonight, at Mr. and Mrs. Deplorable’s dinner table:

    “Harry, what’s ‘MAGA’?”

    “Shut up Ethel. Pass the salt.”

    “No. I’m serious, Harry. What’s ‘MAGA’?”

    “I dunno. A new kind of movie theater or something.”

  • Jonathan Smith

    ” it makes me wonder, WHY? ”
    um……..because you are the MOST hated person on the FUCKING planet?
    just guessing………

  • Dave F.


    • pj

      that should do the trick

  • bkmn
    • McSwagg

      I see no doves or donkeys. Lots of Jackasses, though.

  • Paula

    No, Donnie. All you want to do is make America into what your crazy mind thinks is going to MAGA. It doesn’t matter how many people are hurt along the way.

  • vorpal 😼

    Just like Evangelical Christians want to “usher in morality.”

    • David Walker

      …as long as they don’t have to usher in evacuees or immigrants.

    • cleos_mom

      See Faen’s comment about morons.

  • PickyPecker
    • shellback

      I’ve never seen an “adult” male make so many childish faces. Gawds, what a maroon.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    crazy, fox news addicted, 71 year old WHITE man…..with paranoid narcissistic disorder.
    what could possibly go wrong??

  • Jonathan Smith

    yeah. SO not dRump today, tomorrow, or ever…….
    have an otter…….

  • grada3784

    Make America Mordor again.

  • Tomcat
    Just for Trump, the assclown.

  • pj

    you dont give a fuck about america

    • Jonathan Smith

      yes he does.
      how it can make him $…..
      how it can make his family richer
      who shall shelter you when the USA collapses

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    How does getting rid of soldiers make America great again?

  • Paula

    Mr. President: There is a James Crow on line 1, holding for you.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    It’s all about him. Everything is all about him.

  • Stogiebear

    If all you want to do is MAGA, then RESIGN.

    • Gigi

      Why can’t I like this 1000x?

    • lymis

      Nah, that just puts Pence in charge. That would Make America Marginally Better In The Short Term, not Great Again.

  • Ninja0980

    People have lost their homes and in some cases their lives yet all this POS can do is whine about how he is the victim again.
    Memo to NYT and other papers, stop with the now he’s President BS, it WON’T happen.

    • Jonathan Smith

      well, yeah, but they were “poor”
      dose not count.

    • Gigi

      “What a great crowd. Thanks for coming out!”

  • PickyPecker

    This has been around for a while. Although not real, it can be a fun way to blow off some steam at the Shitgibbon.

    • johncAtl

      That could entertain me for hours.

    • Gigi

      LMFAO! Thanks for sharing!! 😂

  • Natty Enquirer

    Yes, I’m sure your speech is “badly needed.”

  • netxtown

    If I had a dollar for every time he uttered self-righteous bullshit ……my bank would open the door for me, slap out some cocktails, and blather adoring niceties while I tended to a spec of dust under a polished nail.. Instead, I feel a slip knot tied around my ‘fixtures’ prohibiting me from running/screaming from the country…

  • Rex

    There’s one thing standing in the way of MAGA – Donald Trump.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    In other news, Steve King says something horrible, Ann Coulter and James Woods tweet something horrible, Julian Assange is a horrible douchebag, and water is still wet.

    • McSwagg

      … and water is still wet and rising in Houston while the turd in chief blathers nonsense.

  • Gigi

    Once again Trump proves that he’s a big, fat, orange liar. He constantly blasts CNN for having shows that no one watches, yet their prime time viewership is up 41% from last year. MSNBC’s is up a whopping 63%. Where Twittler is concerned, MAGA = Morons Are Governing Again. Sad.

  • Mark McGovern

    Hmmm…the downside of accurate reporting is that it may actually drive the man with nuclear codes further over the edge than he already is.

  • The_Wretched

    You can “MAGA” all you want in your mom’s basement. The rest of us want a competent president.

  • Charlie

    45 – ‘Why won’t everyone love me???’

    Such a victim and so annoying… pathetic, sad!

  • AW

    Sure he wants to do this. But it’s at the expense of what makes America great already. NO ONE LIKES YOU!

  • Butch

    OT, but Mark Joseph Stern is writing that Mattis did not actually freeze the ban on transgendered soldiers, and that in fact he’s doing exactly as Trump ordered:

  • StreetBanana

    It gives me enormous satisfaction to know that Orange Foolius’ blood is boiling every time he turns on the TV or picks up a newspaper or magazine.

  • Ron Robertson

    Ok, presidump, you can MAGA by resigning, owning up to your corruption, have all your money taken away from you and all your associates, and all go to prison. Otherwise, you’re definitely not making anything great at all, including your own asinine self.

  • Halou

    Tax cuts, so badly needed?
    Yes, at his age he doesn’t have much time left to give his kids, donors and creditors a multi-billion dollar bonus before he runs down the curtain and joins the choir invisible. Trump’s tax cuts will leave the average American paying more in taxes.

    • McSwagg

      The only “tax cuts” the common people get are the paper cuts inflicted as the greedy rich snatch the cash from our hands.

  • Tomcat

    This has to be costing us taxpayers a lot of money to keep flying him and his entourage all over America so he can feel loved by his 30% of supporters.

    • Halou

      He has already driven the Secret Service to the brink of bankruptcy.

      • Tomcat

        And America is next.

      • jimbo65

        At this rate, unfortunately it’s going to take a really close call for Congress to finally get off their asses and do something about the disarray at the Secret Service.

      • McSwagg

        How does the maintenance fund for Air Force One stand? An in-flight incident due to lack of maintenance would be tragic.

  • Blake J Butler

    Cut off his hands and cut out his tongue and then he will make American “great again” since it isn’t great now because he is the so called ruler of it.

    • Tomcat

      And It would also be nice if he bled to death.

  • Silver Badger

    Why? Because you are the worst president ever and we don’t like you.

    • shellback

      I spot a touch of inaccuracy in your comment. It’s not that “we don’t like you,” it’s we fucking hate your fucking guts you fucking impersonator.

  • Tomcat

    Congress is fixing to increase the spending ceiling again and this twit wants to lower taxes to pay for it. What a moron.

  • anne marie in philly


  • AtticusP
    • Rex

      Memories, light the corners of my mind, misty water colored memories, of the way we were…

    • Tomcat

      All the shades of mankind in this picture. This is what we could have had with Hillary. Thanks BERNIE.

      • The_Wretched

        right, we could beat that dead horse some more. Forget the machines, voter suppression and Russian interference and a host of decisions by the Dems along the way.

        • Tomcat

          That dead horse will want to run again in 2020 as a Democrat so yes I WILL beat YOUR dead horse.

          • The_Wretched

            Democracy has politicians who run for office. If you need to real politik to the point where politicians don’t run for office so your preferred candidate can win, you’ve lost already.

            Coopt his message rather than shit on the base. That’s my suggestion. I also strongly suspect he won’t run or won’t have a fraction of the 2016 share were he to do so.

          • McSwagg

            (Hopefully helpful) editorial hint: use “i” instead of “ital” for italics

          • The_Wretched

            thanks, im short on sleep and have corrected it.

      • lymis

        The system is SUPPOSED to have people of goodwill who present options to choose among. It’s not Bernie who caused the problem.

        And there’s every indication that the Berniebots who threw the wrench into the election were either literal bots or Putin-powered people deliberately mucking things up.

        If you feel the need to point a finger at any single individual, I think Comey is a better target than Bernie. Assuming you’re intentionally overlooking Vladimir.

    • The_Wretched

      People who did their job, grew the economy and made things a little better for everyone. I also don’t have to squint to see diversity in the picture.

  • Lazycrockett
  • HZ81

    People are such meanies to poor President Trump! Stop you guys. It hurts!!

    And these motherfuckers spent the better part of a year calling people snowflakes. Fuck you, Dolt 45.

  • Halou

    Hat sales aren’t what he expected? Funny that, people not falling for a cash grab when it is done over the floating bodies of their fellow countrymen and women.

  • jimbo65

    Nothing short of this douchebag leaving in utter, devastating disgrace will do. And also that his brand will be toxic to strangle off money from his hell brood as well.

  • Whine whine whine snowflake!

  • AtticusP

    Oh, boo-fucking-hoo, you ignorant fraud. And the only thing “dying” is the Trump presidency.

  • CanuckDon

    Badly needed tax cuts…as the country faces billions upon billions to re-build Houston.

    • Halou

      He thinks the ‘free market’ (not including foreign made goods and services) will magic everything back to normal. Also, there is no Trump Tower Houston so he literally couldn’t care less.

  • No More GOP.

    Don, if you want to MAGA, resign. And arrange it so that BHO can return as POTUS. That’ll help.

  • Brooklyn Joe

    WHY? A question I often ask myself

  • Ken M

    Morons Are Governing America…that MAGA?

  • Frostbite

    Please, I’m not buying this bullshit. All you want to do is make yourself rich(er).

  • Steve Smith

    Infrastructure to ameliorate the effects of huge storms, an enormous investment in renewable energies and local power, moving quickly beyond the targets set in the Paris accord, reduction in military spending, a single-payer healthcare system, perhaps a move to universal basic income, 5 weeks annual paid leave as mandatory, free universal antenatal care and contraceptive advice for all women, cheap public transport, paid maternal and paternal leave, just a few hints to help MAGA. Easily affordable – just up the taxes on the mega rich a bit, close a few loopholes, introduce the 0.01% financial transaction tax and regulate the fucking banking industry. There you are, fixed it. Works well in other countries.

  • bobbyjoe

    Boo fucking hoo, you orange piece of shit.

  • Ken M
  • Every day I pray for a sinkhole to open up under the orange Caligula and send him back to whence he came…

    But we know how effective prayer is, don’t we?

  • Ben in Oakland

    If ya wanna MAGA…

    You could move. Moscow is lovely this time of year.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    No Donnie, you want to make America white again.

  • Donnie’s not anti-Semitic. He wants to defend America with his crap maga.

  • grada3784

    Trump’s Wail?

    What did the Governor of my state do now?

  • AndyinChicago

    People should have worried about his definition of great a year ago. It was always racist, ignorant, and dangerous.

    • Daveed_WOW

      Most of us already knew this. It was clear an obvious since before the GOP convention. The GOP nominated him, elected him and continues to support him. This is on them.

  • Friday

    Why? Because you’re a destructive and toxic whiner, not anything of ‘greatness’ or ever anything better than *useless,* Drumph.

  • cleos_mom

    “Dying magazines” has replaced “fake news” as the dismissal-of-choice. Sad !

  • bambinoitaliano

    Dear dumpsters followers have you check your bank accounts lately? Did you look at the amount on your paychecks? How much do you think the shit gibbon and the Republicans tax cut is going to help you? When this shit gibbon tell you the tax cuts and tax reforms are badly needed, he is speaking for the uber rich and wealthy including himself and not someone like you. It will never be about you. The only way you can enrich yourselves is to vote for those who will provide public services that you and your community needed. Soon you will no longer matter because you sold your last right to vote to a con man and his Republican bandits during the last election. Your displace anger will continue to deprive you of food, clothing and shelter just as it will be since the day you subscribe to the false premise of genetic superiority. You are not deprive of rights, you are deprive of knowledge and education. You’ve been sold a package of unsubstantiated fear that provide you with zero benefit. Your overlords get their millions and billions. What do you get?

  • ChrisInKansas

    Please. Like Trump reads.

  • -M-

    It’ll be another campaign rally, which no one but Twitler’s ego needs. If the White House had something constructive to say about tax reform or other policies it should be directed toward the legislators in congress. He’s just selling hats.

  • Treant

    Why is he reading “dying” magazines? It would seem logical that…

    Oh, right, logical.


    • M Jackson

      All the same ones Sarah Palin was reading.

  • TrollopeReader

    Remember, Kellyanne says that Trump’s greatest asset is his “humility” …….

    • -M-

      She knows what buzzwords sell in her targeted demographics.

  • BobSF_94117

    “I’m not evil, I’m just misunderstood…”

  • ColdCountry

    My gods, what a whiner!

  • Mark

    Then quit mother fucker!

  • JWC

    “Make America Grate Again”

  • BearEyes

    then go directly to jail.
    Do not pass Go
    Do not collect $200.

  • M Jackson
  • CharlestonDave

    Robert Reich, former Secretary of Labor, explains five reasons to impeach Trump. And this was posted in April:

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • ted-

    Trump is dragging the GOP through shit.

  • justme

    So Donnie..
    What’s that saying about WHAT goes around COMES around..
    You created this SO deal with it!!

  • Ken M

    7 months later and he’s finally realizing how little he has actually done. Life sucks sometimes Donnie. Maybe is welcome in Missouri wasn’t as nice as at his Arizona rally.

  • coram nobis

    Meantime, Sen. Feinstein says something peculiar about Donald.

    … the senator shocked the crowd when she declined to say that Trump should be impeached, and warned the audience that they should expect to deal with the developer-turned politician for all four years of his term.
    “The question is whether he can learn and change,” Feinstein told the crowd at the Commonwealth Club event. “If so, I believe he can be a good president.”

    We’ll return to “The Twilight Zone” after this word from our sponsor.

    • James

      Who’s going to impeach him? Republicans?

      • coram nobis

        It’s their majority, and Donald was their nominee.

        • James

          Right. And you think they’re going to impeach him?

  • RJ Bone

    All I want to do is Make America White Again!

    (fixed that for you, you Tangerine Nightmare)

  • Gerry Fisher

    “All I want to do is #MAGA…even though I have zero intellectual curiosity, have no clue as to how government actually works, and hire unqualified bomb throwers who destroy departments instead of running them. A sure path to greatness, right?”

  • Scribble Writer 🌹 ☭

    America was never great, it is one of the most evil empires in human history & the world will be a better place for everyone (including those of us who live here) once it falls

  • JCF
  • EdA

    Benedict Trump got confused again. He is clearly intent on Making Russia Great again and further enriching himself in the process.

  • Galvestonian

    You know that the saying ‘Make America Great Again’ sounds good but if it was already great then what the hell is he proposing because in spite of all of his efforts all that he’s managed to do is pull the country down and suspiciously in a way that benefits Russia – in short he’s turned a really great country that was looked up to by lots of other countries into something that is looked down upon, even derided and ridiculed. He’s a pompous buffoon who definately reminds me of a grease faced monster from a movie like “Killer Clowns from Outer Space”

  • JamieL
  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    All I want him to do is #GDIAFF