Ann Coulter Has The Bannon Sadz: Trump Doesn’t Care About Us And Goldman Sachs Is Running The Country

The Daily Beast reports:

So much for “In Trump We Trust.” “I’m ticked off at the Emperor God,” said right-wing firebrand Ann Coulter, who last year authored a book with that worshipful title (subtitle: “E Pluribus Awesome”), as she processed Friday’s firing of chief White House strategist Stephen K. Bannon.

Increasingly disgusted and disheartened by the president’s inability, or unwillingness, to fulfill the anti-immigration, anti-Wall Street, anti-globalist promises for which Coulter had been one of his more impassioned supporters, she now refers to Trump sarcastically as a deity/monarch in his own megalomaniacal mind.

“The millions of people who haven’t voted for 30 years and came out to vote for Trump, thinking ‘finally, here’s somebody who cares about us’—Nope!” Coulter declared. “Republicans, Democrats—doesn’t matter! Jeb exclamation point, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton—doesn’t matter. Goldman Sachs is running the country!”

The full article is rather enjoyable.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • Bluto
  • crewman

    Who knew a team of vipers, con artists, and hate mongers would turn on each other like this? It’s like he was casting a reality TV show and packing it full of vile people that wouldn’t get along.

    • Smokey

      Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian
      “Would the last person left at the White House take out the trash? He’ll be in the Oval Office or upstairs watching TV.”

    • Cackalaquiano

      Here’s what concerns me for our future. This administration will fail because Trump is an idiot. But who’s the next demon we’re willing to elect? Someone with a little more capacity to get things done could absolutely destroy the world in one go, and we’ve shown we’ll absolutely vote for it and we’ve shown a successful way for someone with that ambition to get there.

      • -M-

        That’s why we have to overhaul our system of elections and the ethics requirements for office holders. Voter rights, candidate disclosure requirements, real debates, real journalism etc…

        • Talisman

          Unfortunately, that means Constitutional amendments. The states aren’t giving up their control over the elections easily.

          • RoFaWh

            ISTM that it’s long overdue to amalgamate a lot of state functions.

            Why does Los Angeles have many, many distinct police forces, for example?

          • Talisman

            That’s just crazy talk.

          • Stuart Wyman-Cahall

            Because Los Angeles is hundreds of incorporated cities strung together by freeways.

          • Randy

            Exactly.

      • charemor

        I don’t know about the next demon, but the next sane person to make it to the WH will have a hell of a lot to clean up after this clown.

        • Stuart Wyman-Cahall

          That’ll possibly be President Pence. I may agree on nothing with Pence but at least the channels of resistance will be normalized.

          • BearEyes

            hence the problem with pence. he looks sane outside, but inside he’s evil and know how to push a bill through.

          • Stuart Wyman-Cahall

            We’ll have to fight as hard against anything Pence would do. We’d use the fight to save the ACA is our model.

        • jerry

          Yeah, the carpeting, the beds….oh, you meant the laws and executive orders.

      • sword

        If Trump ‘leaves’ early…we get Pence as his successor. Some on the Left say Pence would be better because he would be able to get things done. It’s those ‘things’ that I am very worried about. Trump is a treasonous buffoon…but, at least, he is so incompetent he has not been able to get much of the Far-Right agenda accomplished!

        • Cackalaquiano

          I completely agree. But… Trump has his tiny fingers on the nuclear codes. We’re sorta fucked with either person.
          My hope is for indisputable evidence of collusion that takes down Trump, Pence, and several others in the administration.

  • Blake Mason

    Could someone call 911 and send them to my apartment… I think I broke something jerking off to this endless stream of right wing infighting

  • MonochromeMouse

    “JEWS! IT’S THE JEWS! THEY’RE JEWS! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWSSSSSSSS!!!!” -Ann Coulter translated from moron to English.

    • #sheetcaking

      Perhaps she needed a little vacation from blaming everything on the Mexicans.

  • ChrisInKansas

    >> Goldman Sachs is running the country

    WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THAT WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED

  • teeveedub

    Fuck you, skeletora. As bad as they are, I’d rather have Goldman Sachs running the country than this gaggle of bigots, fearmongers, white supremacists, and hangers-on (not that there’s not some overlap in the Venn diagram).

  • Who the fuck is “us” you Nazi-lite crone?

    • UrsusArctos

      Lite? She makes Eva Braun look like Emma Goldman.

  • Stubenville

    Half the country tried to tell you that, but “oh her emails!” Moron.

    • Lawerence Collins

      Her voting record.

  • Mike in Houston

    Bannon is a Goldman Sachs alum and his ‘sponsors’ – the Mercer family – are billionaires from hedge funds, so there’s that.

    Facts & reality was never Mr. Coulter’s strong suit.

    • clay

      Also, Hilary had only one G-S alum on her campaign team– the ghost-writer of the McCain-Feingold regulations.

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        But…but…Hillary talked to them…and they were the enemy….how did…uh….OH, IT HURTS!!

        • Todd20036

          Use more lube

  • pch1013
  • Henry Auvil

    Poor Ann. She (like millions of knuckle-dragging Americans) got duped. Why don’t I have a sadz about it?

    • Man_in_the_mists

      Because we’re also caught in the gravitational pull of the Infinite Goatse.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Gideon stumbles.

  • ByronK

    Poor garage sale Barbie. Just so drunk on her ego and blinded by her bigotry, she didn’t see the forest for the trees. It looks good on you, you fucking waste of carbon.

  • Sam_Handwich

    i’ve just figured it out

    the deep state, the lizard people and Goldman Sachs are all one person. probably a 300 pound guy sitting on his bed in the white house

  • Fifth-and-a-Half Element
  • Hank

    “The millions of people who haven’t voted for 30 years and came out to vote for Trump,”
    Are those the hidden millions of votes, that Herr Drumpf, believes gave Him the popular vote??? /s

    • Hue-Man

      Those hidden voters all speak Russian!

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    Wait, I thought she hated His Orangeness. Can’t she make up her fucking mind?

    • Reality.Bites

      She did till he made his recent comments.

  • SoCalVet

    She sounds broke to me. Not just inside, but financially too.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      We can all hope.

    • charemor

      Does anyone pay any attention to her?

    • RoFaWh

      Has she learned how to supersize yet?

    • DoctorDJ

      Morally, fashoor.

  • Boy Elvis

    Once again, who knew this was coming? Who could’ve possibly predicted that a wealthy, unstable man would mollycoddle the wealthy, enrich himself, and act like a giant buffoon on the world stage?

    Well, aside from all of us here at JMG, of course, and not to mention people all over the world who are capable of critical thinking. We called this. We called the fuck out of it.

    • RoFaWh

      …an allegedly wealthy man…

      FTFY

  • Reality.Bites

    Joe. we beg you. Don’t let her face be the last post of the night. Put up a thread with a photo of a puppy.

  • Treant

    Yes, dear, now go register your disapproval by working against him. There’s a good shrew.

  • alguien

    didn’t one of her most favoritest presidents, bush II, have hank paulson as secretary of the treasury?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • -M-

    Hillary warned you about that, dearie.
    http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/onceupondw0403.jpg
    And remember, every deal you made – has a price.

  • Paula

    She’s just pissed that Trump never asked her to be on his staff.

    • Bingo. Being hired to any post in the WH Press Office would’ve erased every single one of her complaints.

    • charemor

      Or grabed her pussy.

      • Man_in_the_mists

        Even he knows better, he knows that would happen: *chomp*

        Bye bye fingers.

    • FAEN

      Or made a pass at her.

    • Todd20036

      Is that a euphemism? Is she pissed that she cannot bounce on his disco stick?

  • JWC

    Thats Ok Annya tomorrow Kelly will get rid of Gorka Baby Goebbles and Kelly Ann

    • -M-
    • Hank

      Can we also add Stephen Miller??? He IS the Kapo of the group!

      • JWC

        Stephen Miller=Baby Goebbles

    • clay

      Tomorrow, I think Bannon will add Miller, Mnuchin, Cohn, and Mulvaney to his own list. Along with the three generals, Secessions, and Tillerson. The one question for me is who’s going go after Jared?

      • Talisman

        another steve?

        • bzrd

          you know
          lust ’til he’s dust

      • JWC

        Apparently Another Steve wants him

  • Eric Lewis

    Jesus … CNBC dragged her out of the crypt everyone else must be on vacation.

    • charemor

      I guess Kellyann wasn’t available. And speaking of, where has she been lately?

  • Old Fart in VA

    Wait, CNBC?
    This cvnt gets to talk on CNBC?

    Glad I didn’t add CNBC to my channel selection

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    She really knows just how to dog whistle.

  • sandollar_man

    All throughout 2016, in a vain attempt to sway those delusional minds, I visited the Breitbart website.
    I remember Ann Coulter penning an article for them, in which she stated that “…if Trump was ever elected, he would be impeached within 6 months.”

    I specifically remember it, cuz it was the most cogent and valid comment she has ever made. Damn, I wish I could find the link.

    • I kind of remember something along those lines. She drastically underestimated the moral and ethical cowardice of the GOP.

  • JCF
  • Oscarlating Wildely
  • JT

    Ann Coulter Has The Bannon Sadz: Trump Doesn’t Care About Us And Goldman Sachs Is Running The Country

    There’s a lot of dumb in your Adam’s apple, Coultergeist.

  • Thorn Spike

    Ugh. Who let her out?

  • (((GC)))

    “Goldman Sachs is running the country!” Stopped clock… twice a day…

    Reposting:
    https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/jun/10/naomi-klein-now-fight-back-against-politics-fear-shock-doctrine-trump
    Naomi Klein: Now let’s fight back against the politics of fear

    “… The term “shock doctrine” describes the quite brutal tactic of systematically using the public’s disorientation following a collective shock – wars, coups, terrorist attacks, market crashes or natural disasters – to push through radical pro-corporate measures….

    The goal is all-out war on the public sphere and the public interest, whether in the form of antipollution regulations or programmes for the hungry. In their place will be unfettered power and freedom for corporations. It’s a programme so defiantly unjust and so manifestly corrupt that it can only be pulled off with the assistance of divide-and-conquer racial and sexual politics, as well as a nonstop spectacle of media distractions. And, of course, it is being backed up with a massive increase in war spending, a dramatic escalation of military conflicts…

    Trump, extreme as he is, is less an aberration than a logical conclusion – a pastiche of pretty much all the worst trends of the past half-century….

    these tactics can be resisted. To do so, two crucial things have to happen. First, we need a firm grasp on how shock politics work and whose interests they serve. That understanding is how we get out of shock quickly and start fighting back. Second, and equally important, we have to tell a different story from the one the shock doctors are peddling, a vision of the world compelling enough to compete head to head with theirs. This values-based vision must offer a different path, away from serial shocks – one based on coming together across racial, ethnic, religious, and gender divides, rather than being wrenched further apart, and one based on healing the planet rather than unleashing further destabilising wars and pollution. Most of all, that vision needs to offer those who are hurting – for lack of jobs, lack of healthcare, lack of peace, lack of hope – a tangibly better life.

    … the world we need won’t be won just by replacing the current occupant of the Oval Office.

    So, we first need to be very clear on what we’re saying no to – not just to an individual or even a group of individuals (though it is that too). We’re also saying no to the system that has elevated them to such heights. And then let’s move to a yes – a yes that will bring about change so fundamental that today’s corporate takeover will be relegated to a historical footnote, a warning to our kids. And Donald Trump and his fellow travellers will be seen for what they are: a symptom of a deep sickness, one that we decided, collectively, to come together and heal.”

    (Naomi Klein, extracted from No Is Not Enough)

  • another_steve

    Ann Coulter turned me gay.

    • safari

      Speed fisting?

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Ann Coulter could make the stone faces on Mount Rushmore turn gay.

  • Michael R
  • Lazycrockett

    Shut up Backyard Barbie.

  • Talisman

    I would love it if it’s the dumpster’s tepid and insane response to the Charlottesville marches that brings down his regime. It might actually restore my faith in America that, at this moment in time, we have the courage to stand up and say no to hatred, racism and divisiveness.

    But I know it’ll just be business as usual in another week.

  • Philly Mike

    Wow delusional blonde corpse finally realizes what has been happening for decades, I guess we should notify FOX news? ? ?

    • clay

      Gawd, I so want to post a link to the leaked GoT wight fight in response to “delusional blonde corpse”.

    • RoFaWh

      Dear Fox News:

      We are pleased and delighted to find out that your spokeswoman has working eyes and ears.

      Yours,

      The JMG Commentariat

  • Here’s something fun to think about: Everything that’s happened during the last two weeks?

    Donald was officially “on vacation” for all of it.

    • Treant

      He’s a-gonna take another vacation to recover from his vacation. Mark my words, he’ll be out o’ the White House again long before Labor Day.

      • Hank

        With Mar-A-Lago losing money by ALL the cancellations, he needs to bring his “group” complete with Secret Service to have We The People pay for it!!!

        • Treant

          I think Scam-A-Lotto is closed until late fall; Florida is intolerable this time of year if you’re rich and fat.

          • Hank

            Actually, I live in FTL @ 50 minute ride south of West Palm Beach. While this has been the hottest summer here, since I relocated from DC, being on the coast still gives decent weather. It is actually MUCH better, than all the summers I had to deal with, while living in DC, before I moved. DC in the summer is Hotter and More Humid, than this part of Florida.

          • Treant

            Rich folks do Martha’s Vineyard this time of year, though. They might break a sweat in Florida…

            Of course, it’s nearly 90 and humid here in Pennsylvania, so I can’t imagine anything except Mount Hood being all that nice right now. 🙂

          • charemor

            Most people who go to Martha’s Vineyard have class; something Trump does not have.

          • MonochromeMouse

            Could you imagine trump doing a wine tasting? He would be gulping down glasses and bragging to other guests about how much better trump wine is and how he had the biggest electoral college victory and inauguration crowd size in history. And if anyone argues he will accuse them of working for Crooked Hillary and have security make them leave the tour.

          • Jenniferjgibson

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          • Gloriatmason

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          • Robincho

            I seem to recall that JFK Jr. went down on Gay Head…

          • Hank

            Martha’s Vineyard is NOT for rich White Trash, however.

          • Robincho

            A nice Canadian jaunt to Mount Trudeau wouldn’t be all that bad, just sayin’…

          • FAEN

            Just curious-what were your favorite eateries in DC?

          • Hank

            I lived in DuPont Circle. So, most of the restaurants, that I went to were in walking distance: Thaiphoon, La Tomate $$$, Restaurant Nora $$$$, City Lights of China. These are all on Conn Ave, or just off. Annie’s Steak House on 17th St is a Gay Mecca, but the food is terrible!!! Restaurants come and go in that area.

          • FAEN

            Gay Mecca eh? I’ll have to try that.

          • Hank

            Stick to the hamburgers, there. The veggies are over cooked and the other meats/fish not very good. Sunday Brunch should be fun. (I have been gone from DC @ 5 years and the GLBTS were moving out of Dupont and heading to Logan Circle, next to it. I do not know of any restaurants in that hood. Hank’s Oyster Bar on 17th St. was supposed to be good for shell fish.

          • FAEN

            I’m always up for brunch.

          • greenmanTN

            The gays invented brunch! That’s why we have made so many gains in recent years. They’re afraid if they piss us off we’ll take it back! 😉

          • FAEN

            HA!

          • MountainBoy

            I live in Alabama and even I have been to Annie’s 🙂

          • FAEN

            LOL-atta boy. I feel shame now 😉

          • FAEN

            Thanks matey! I appreciate it.

          • clay

            (EatWellDC family of rest.s; Afterwords Cafe @ KramerBooks; Vinoteca)

          • FAEN

            Thank you 😊.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            Im in puerto vallarta right now on vacay with the hubby and friends and thank goodness i grew up in the south. You can cut the humidity with a knife but i actually think its sexy weather

          • clay

            sweat can be a fun full-body lubricant.

          • Lalo Vega Quijano

            Sexy weather?…you must be kidding

          • Lalo Vega Quijano

            Horrible weather …right wing policies and politicians …I will never ever live in the south ..yikes

          • Hank

            I agree with you about the South and wanting to live there. I would never have lived south of DC. However, SE Florida, from Miami-Dade, Broward and Palm Beach Counties are different from the rest of the state. It is heavily Democratic, has about 5.7 minion out of 20 million people. (Tampa-St. Pete and Orlando areas are large and moving Dem.) The weather… it is changing EVERYWHERE, so….
            Politically, I agree it is only Purple at best and the State Government is heavily Rethuglican.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            Facelifts melting…..

          • PRW

            That sentence could have ended right before “this”.

      • Talisman

        Expect more rallies.

    • bzrd

      the used to call it
      “out to lunch”

    • JWC

      ain’t shit amazin

    • Nowhereman

      Amazing. And then all this crap happened and he had put down his golf clubs and go play president. I’ll bet that’s what bothers him the most.

      • Talisman

        “Oh, bother!”

        • Nowhereman

          Prolly didn’t get any of that delicious cake, either! SAD!

    • John

      He’s been ‘on vacation’ for years…years! The lights are on but nobody’s home!!!

  • greenmanTN

    If you believed that Donald Trump ever gave a fuck about you, you are seriously deluded. There is NOTHING in his history or current statements that indicates he cares for anyone but himself. Not a single fucking thing.

    Ann should know this, given that she is a sociopath too.

    • Hue-Man

      And recent history, the past 6 months, does nothing to contradict this selfishness.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Ann coulter has never cared about anyone but herself either.
      She can relate

  • FAEN
    • Hank

      How perfect, SHE is always spewing BILE!!!

      • FAEN

        Always.

        I have a friend who went to school with her brother. She doesn’t believe a word of her BS apparently. But it’s lucrative.

        • Todd20036

          Doesn’t make her any less vile, even if true.

          • FAEN

            I think it makes her even more vile than originally thought.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      This one never gets old

      • FAEN

        😉

        I know right?

  • SoCalGal20

    This is awesome. Trump’s last four weeks.

    https://twitter.com/CNN/status/898639722037235713

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      It’s even better if you watch the Brooke Baldwin take down, her pause to sip water is epic trolling.

      • SoCalGal20

        Link?

        • clay

          Joe did a thread on it this afternoon.

          • SoCalGal20

            Ah, with everything going on I guess I missed that thread. Thanks!

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          Sorry about that, here you go. Soooo good.

          https://youtu.be/RZ4LkW_H5Tk

          • SoCalGal20

            Thank you! I also went back and found the thread. 🙂

  • Treant

    Not so OT: Joe, please put up a post about piranha eating screaming children. I’d rather see that than this hag for the rest of the night.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      There should be a nightly-scheduled, 3AM kitty gif article until these dark days are behind us.

  • #sheetcaking

    Well, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer horse. (HORSE LIBELZ!!!)

    Also, how low are your standards that Trump would be considered a “God-Emperor” in your world? Even when they post doctored photos of him trying to look badass, he still looks like a soggy cheese doodle.

  • Cuberly

    “Daily Beast”…heh….stating the obvious.

  • Slippy_World
    • Michael R

      Ivanka looks old here

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        It’s the dead eyes.

      • safari

        She’ll be replaced soon enough.

    • petewestcentral

      WHO thought this up? That bodice is just the tits. LOL

  • Max_1
  • bkmn

    Ann wouldn’t be Ann if she couldn’t bitch about something/everything.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • Hank

      JM, you certainly deserve a day like today, after the past week. Have a drink on me!!!
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3b933f37ad3db3868a1d846ceec9d69474c555841a9dd1bdf73360d5fed887d8.jpg

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Thanks sweety, Myself, Sean and Jorge are out at a local dive having really shitty bourbon….it’s great. Not to worry, we’re literally a block from the hospital and we wanted to let boo have some rest.

        • Hank

          Enjoy yourself and get some well needed relaxation! I know, what you have been dealing with (been there myself) and YOU deserve to be taken care of. ❤️

    • Treant

      Yes, it’s been a good week, and I finally have my surgical consult on Monday regarding my sinuses. So hopefully I can get out from under the eternal Breathe Right strip.

    • I would so do him.
      So much winning.

  • RoFaWh

    Notice how Ms. Coulter, good fascist that she is, takes no responsibility for this development in which she played such an important part.

  • Moebym Reborn

    But, uh, wasn’t Bannon himself associated with GS at some point?

    And who’s this “us” you’re talking about, you millionaire? The working class you pretend to give a shit about in order to sell more books?

    • Lazycrockett

      Yep.

    • safari

      I find the Biosphere aspect fascinating.

      • Lazycrockett

        That was where he figured out how to mobilize the gamer community.

  • safari

    I feel like we’re going to learn that it was Cruz’s campaign, and not Bush’s, that hired the Fusion consulting firm.

  • bdsmjack

    Two words: Adam’s Apple.

  • safari

    The Mercers remind me of the crazy couple in “People Under the Stairs”.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9b1e8a64e7317f2ef57235a28f9bf41603c712df1a01f20407c7ada4b74f52fa.jpg

  • Treant

    OT: What do a tree’s rings sound like if you play them like a record? It’s actually rather oddly both ethereal and very grounded. Pun intentional.

    https://youtu.be/5sHL-1hI9nc

  • Cuberly
    • Treant

      I can type, and create, edit, and administer most databases. And program some. And manage hardware and software.

      Or just run and get coffee. Whatever.

      • Cuberly

        Well, I’ve done data recovery, document scanning and OCR database work. count me in!

    • SoCalGal20

      I used to work as a paralegal. I have experience in litigation support and trial prep!

    • Silver Badger

      I have 20 years administrative support experience. I can do it all, from phones to fixing the copying machine. I also keep track of birthdays and bring cake!

      • Cuberly

        Mmmmmmm, caaaaaake…..

  • Michael R
    • clay

      Pupp–
      Oh, no, that’s not a . . . RUN!

    • Treant

      “I’m real sorry ’bout what happened to you.”

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Quick tangent: That was from a time when that show was actually decent in how it considered morality, the state of humanity/humankind. and even ethics. That particular scene contrasts the mercy killing of “bicycle girl” above and poses the question if she knew/wanted to be exterminated, with the shooting of a man’s dead wife to save his son. There is a lot of great questions there on how we deal with “monsters.”

      Now, it’s how many heads can explode.

  • xzargo
  • Tomcat

    Damn that Hillary allowing Goldman Sacks to run the country.

    • Sam_Handwich

      It was Mrs. Clinton in the Papa Gino’s with the mozzarella

  • boobert

    I hope legal problems DO follow carl icahn home after his position with chump ! He’s ruined more companies than chump.

  • Lazycrockett
  • Tiger Quinn

    Good, maybe they will simply give up and go home and work on their stills and leave governing to us.

  • You stupid whore. Of course Trump doesn’t care about anyone but Trump. If you’d ever put down the coke spoon for two days straight you might know that.

    • geoffalnutt

      Please. She only used the spoon for the first 10 minutes. Now she snorts it directly from the pile on top of the credenza.

  • Max_1
    • JCF

      It is, but that’s OK.

  • Max_1
  • SoCalGal20
  • SoCalGal20

    LMAO this photo. Are they being held hostage?

    https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/898721289040535552

  • bkmn

    I am sure I am not alone in this sentiment but, I hope she never procreates.

    • Don’t worry. The spiders that live in her cooch will devour anything invading their space.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Spiders have eight eyes. That’s her cooch magnified eight times. No living creature, save maybe a honey badger, could deal with such terror.

      • Reality.Bites

        starved to death years ago

    • edrex

      pretty sure she doesn’t menstruate.

      • Tread

        I don’t think she ever has #AdamsApplesDontLie

        • Transphobic jokes aren’t funny.

  • bambinoitaliano
    • bambinoitaliano
    • Treant

      So quickly gone. So quickly forgotten…except for their testimony to the Senate, of course.

      • bzrd

        Grand Juries

    • bzrd

      funny, mooch never was hired thus his BIG tax break is still on hold

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Oh Spicey! You were my favorite, Scarecrow.

  • worstcultever

    Who could possibly argue with those luscious – oops, I mean ridiculous – hair extensions?

    • Treant

      Rapunzel, let down your hair extensions…

      • worstcultever

        And look – they even finish up in Princess Leia cinnamon buns right above her bewbies! THIS IS ART

      • UrsusArctos
        • Treant

          Men can grow long hair. I’ve seen one or two who do the Crystal Gayle thing.

          /over-analysis

          • Max_1

            I grew mine out once… For almost ten years I kept it shoulderblades length and the bangs just as long…
            Wore plaid shirts and ripped jeans… Seattle; Grunge.

          • RoFaWh

            Would you believe waist-length dreads?

          • Treant

            Sure! Humans are genetically capable of growing hair of that length. It just requires a huge amount of care to keep that hair healthy.

            That’s why I sport a 1″ luff of hair up top.

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            “The beauty, the splendor, and the wonder of my hair.”

            (In my case, if only!)

            Also, in case you’re wondering, that’s his natural hair, and yes, as I’m sure you’re not wondering, he is just gorgeous.

            http://media2.intoday.in/indiatoday/images/stories/afro-story_647_062716040523.jpg

  • bambinoitaliano

    Lol!! Long list of regret shit gibbon voters still running.
    https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/898712778248142849

  • netxtown

    Although I despise her, I never took her for being stupid – or easily duped. But it appears donnie done proved me wrong.

    • Treant

      Not really. It was the zeitgeist, she ran with it, she got some speaking engagements and paid for some blonde dye.

      Now that the national opinion, even on the right, is starting to turn against Trump, she’s jumping ship. Always, always, watch the rats. They’ll never get caught in the blow-back and they’ll always move to feed on the Next Big Thing.

      • worstcultever

        But where have they got to go? Dumpy dumpster fire, Bannon nazi dumpster fire, puke party vichy dumpster fire …

        • alguien

          maybe she’ll be consigned to the dark web too.

        • Treant

          They’ll circle the wagons, state again that Conservativism cannot fail, it can only be failed by somebody, write off Trump, and return to their roots–honoring Reagan.

          Then they’ll go find the Next Big Thing (which probably won’t be Pence…) and that will be that.

          Trump is expendable. Trump himself doesn’t realize that.

          But he’s about to.

          Force me to make a prediction? He’s forced out, returns to Trump Tower, and spends the rest of his life (which isn’t very long at this point) reliving his “glory days” when he “made America great again.” He has the money to insulate himself that way. He’ll Tweet, but they’ll be so off the wall that most of us won’t pay attention (and won’t anyway because he has no remaining power).

          Ultimately, his “presidency” has an eternal asterisk.

          But it still gets crazier.

          • worstcultever

            reliving his “glory days” when he “made America great again.”

            in other words, Baby Jane Hudson

          • Treant

            Egg-zactly. You need to be at least fairly rich (or willing to give up a lot) to do this.

            That’s assuming a complete pardon from Pence, of course, otherwise bzrd’s vision of the future is more likely.

          • bzrd

            RICO will get him, money confiscated, tweets silenced, cold drafty cell and many who really hate him in the yard but he will have his thoughts and prayers and we all know what those are

          • Treant

            Let us pray.

            🙂

          • bzrd

            the Resident Nazi needs to
            bigly

          • Talisman

            I suspect he has some money stashed in a bank account in Switzerland or the Cayman Islands. If he serves any time at all, it will be in a minimum security institution for a short term, and then he’ll be back in NY living a modestly lavish lifestyle for his remaining years.

          • bzrd

            he’s 71, my thought, doesn’t live to see parole

          • Jukesgrrl

            He’s not going to jail. Not that he doesn’t deserve to but too many influential people will think it’s unseemly.

          • He may well try to pardon himself or resign in exchange for a pardon, but the money laundering and sanctions-breaking will get him.

            He can *try* for a blanket pardon, but it would not hold up in court unless the pardon included a clear delineation of the specific crimes being thus pardoned. Otherwise, all they gotta do is find a crime not mentioned and boom.

          • Treant

            It could be this nation’s first 300 page pardon…

          • bzrd

            my bet is on New York State getting him thus no pardon

      • netxtown

        so true dat, and she still makes me wanna puke.

    • Talisman

      It’s fashionable to bash the dumpster, and Ann loves to jump on the bandwagon.

    • Michael R

      Follow the money

  • Carl

    Republicans are so schizophrenic on banks.

  • SoCalGal20
    • Treant

      He does seem to be an expert on Just for Men and with squinting to look smarter.

    • Max_1

      Nazi’s are never as good as they, or Donald says they are…

    • Moebym Reborn

      How did he even pass the oral exam for his Ph.D.?

      • RoFaWh

        Degrees are sometimes awarded just to get the student to leave the institution.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        He is an insult to not only the time honored principles of viva voce but the very degree itself. A Ph.D. is held by a minuscule percentage of the population, and if academic doctorates had a pecking order it would clearly be at the top.

        His presence betrays its integrity.

        Edit to note about the arguments in his dissertation: “If you wonder how Gorka can accomplish these tasks in 240 pages,* the answer is that he can’t. He makes little effort to consider alternative explanations, use anything resembling a proper methodology, adequately source key claims, cite or take seriously more than a smattering of scholarly works, or even sufficiently develop lines of thought.”

        * For those wondering, that’s short for a dissertation of such scope as Gorka’s claims abound on Muslims, terrorism, the Cold War, US foreign policy, and a host of other tidbits.

    • worstcultever

      Just like Dumpy with his toddler frown, look at this two-bit hack trying to look like a serious grownup

    • William

      Strip this waste of skin’s American citizenship and ship him back to fascist Hungary.

  • Max_1
    • worstcultever

      I still can’t believe Mnchin just stood there at that fucking press conference and didn’t bolt. Elaine Chao too. I mean, I know they’re horrible people, but such is the power of never-imagined insanity on even horrible people. Nobody can believe it and nobody knows what to do. This is the only reason Dumpy’s gotten to where he is.

      • clay

        Cohn’s body language was just screaming “nervous, guilty, boy who’s terribly embarrassed” And with losing the advisory committees, I was sure he’d flee.

      • Max_1

        I couldn’t believe Kelly stood there…
        His son died 7 years ago fighting ISIS just so his father can have the freedom to stand in support of Fascist ideology… WTF???

        • Jukesgrrl

          At least he looked sad and troubled. The others have no self-respect.

  • Treant

    OT: I’m rewatching the “Vindicators 3” episode of Rick and Morty. I’m not really liking it any more than I did the first time and I’m kind of disappointed with the whole Season 3 so far. Too bad.

    • It’s been uneven. I thought the Pickle Rick episode was genius, and the season opener was good, but the other two were meh. I mean, how much “Grandpa Rick is a self-centered bastard who cares about nobody but himself, especially not Low Self-Esteem Grandson Morty” do we actually need?

      • Treant

        Even Pickle Rick fell a little flat for me–it felt kind of gimmicky, and purely a vehicle to introduce the nihilistic views Rick has on any science softer than the physics he practices.

        Like you said, there’s a limit to “cares about nobody but himself,” and even that episode didn’t escape it fully. Except they’re halfway to proving that Rick doesn’t even care about himself–it’s purely nihilistic.

  • OdieDenCO

    so now we know. coulter is sleeping with bannon

    • TampaDink

      I don’t know which one of them I should feel worse for. So, I won’t feel bad for either one of them. They deserve each other.

    • Treant

      That fuck must look like the number 10.

      Ew.

      • TampaDink

        Double Ew……in that your description is pictured in my mind.

    • Jukesgrrl

      I don’t believe it. He’s in terrible health. He probably can’t get it up even with Viagra. And if he could, he’d be boning someone with real money … like Rebekah Mercer.

      • Talisman

        With a strap-on?

  • Blake J Butler

    I just watched the latest episode of the mini series “The Mist” and i am so pissed off. I support a character that was the villain all along and it throws me off because i feel so cheated.

    • houstonray

      No spoilers (for those replying).

      • Blake J Butler

        All i will say is it really changed the story in a matter of 30 seconds.

    • Treant

      You’re having The Mist issues and I’m having an existential crisis over Rick and Morty.

      🙂

      I did watch the first episode of The Mist, but unfortunately it didn’t really catch my attention.

      • Blake J Butler

        I liked the religious zealot bitch getting hers for mocking the rape. Felt reminiscent of dismissing rape on the grounds of high school athletes being golden boys and never suspect of rape.

        And its the girl’s fault because she was drinking or because she was a slut, kind of excuse. When clearly it happens much more than people realize or want to.

        Other than videogames, netflix and designing women reruns on tv in the mornings monday thru thursday. I don’t have a lot of non-porn entertainment.

    • Max_1
      • Lazycrockett

        ugh I hate him.

        • Max_1

          Blake’s description read like sarcasm to Ann…

  • Megrim Twist
    • TampaDink

      She should aspire to look as attractive!

  • barrixines

    OT it’s half four in the morning here in BCN. We just had a small party with friends – we had arranged to all go out tonight but a lot of events have been cancelled- It’s a different reaction to how things would have been in London where we would have made a point of being out on the streets as soon as possible after an incident like this just to show it was our city and it was business as usual. The evening was punctuated by calls from a hospital here – my other half had volunteered his translation services for patients and their families – so events of the past twenty four hours were never to far from our minds. Nevertheless it was lovely to have that feeling of being surrounded by our nearest and dearest here all safe and sound.

    • Lazycrockett

      Bless. Stay Strong.

    • worstcultever

      i had to google BCN – it’s Barcelona

      • barrixines

        Foreigners tend to refer to it as Barça which is the football team. Locally it’s Barna but BCN – the airport code – is now much more common.

    • SoCalGal20

      That’s a good way to spend an evening after such events. Glad to hear that you and yours are all safe and sound.

      The day of 9/11 I worked in downtown L.A. which was completely shut down so I didn’t go to work. My ex worked at Disney in Burbank and they hadn’t called off work yet so he went in. I went with him and spent the day with a friend of ours that lives near the studio. They only were at Disney for a few hours before they shut down as well. So after my ex got out of work we met up with some other friends and just spent the day enjoying the company, watching movies and stuff. I’ll never forget one of the things we watched was Eddie Izzard’s comedy special, “Dressed to Kill”. It was like the perfect antidote to a horrible, horrible day.

      • barrixines

        I’ve seen Eddie Izzard live a few times in London – and what impresses isn’t only how funny he is, it’s how he manages to maintain a conceit – sometimes for the whole of the show – that you know is entirely improvised in that moment. Such a clever person.

        A lot of the calls that that my other half has been dealing with tonight have been from foreigners tearful and anxious about the thought of hospital bills. It’s a small but very good thing that he has been able to reassure them that there will be no bills for the emergency treatment.

        • SoCalGal20

          I adore Eddie Izzard.

          That’s great that your other half was able to help and able to reassure people about bills.

        • Jukesgrrl

          I was wondering about that, knowing so many of those killed or injured were probably tourists from other countries. Thanks to Spain for their generosity.

    • greenmanTN

      That is one of the things that is most surreal to me about the American health care system. Just this week an unhinged neo-Nazi racist ran his car into a group of peaceful demonstrators (I know you already know this) and one of the first things that goes through my mind is “Who’s going to pay their medical bills?!” I mean some people start GoFundMe pages hoping others will help them get out from under massive medical bills.

      Does that seem sane to you?

      • Ernest Endevor

        Couldn’t agree more.

  • Max_1
  • leastyebejudged

    oh, NOW Goldman-Sachs is running the country…

  • Lazycrockett
  • Dagoril

    Coulter to English dictionary :

    Goldman Sachs – Jews
    Anti-Globalist – Anti-Semitic
    Anti-Wall Street – Anti-Jewwy Jew Bankers
    Anti-immigration – Anti-Muslim / Anti-Mexican
    People – Straight White Republicans

    • Ernest Endevor

      Don’t forget Hollywood = Jews. Also fags. And Jew fags.

  • Lazycrockett
  • UrsusArctos
    • That never gets old.

      • Lazycrockett

        It really is one of the best ones out there.

        • worstcultever

          I think for me it’s the “oh christ, it’s” script that does it 🙂

      • UrsusArctos

        Glad to make ya smile.

  • worstcultever

    (my endgame fantasy)

    Dumpy resigns office, confident that Prez Pence will pardon him – but Mueller reveals so much dirt on Pence, he too is forced to resign – Mueller’s relentless and pitiless findings also nail Ryan and McConnell and half the pukes in congress – it’s total fucking chaos – we end up with (a dispirited and totally impotent) Prez Hatch – every goddamned adult in this country shows up at the polls in 2018 and blows every one of these puke fuckers into the sun

    • MBear

      Lol

    • worstcultever

      oops, forgot – also, then Schneiderman sends Dumpy and his whole cabal to prison

      • Millions of Americans now share your dream.

      • RoFaWh

        Let them build their own prison. Put them on the Empire Builder train from Chicago to Seattle/Portland, and drop them off at some isolated spot in the northern wilderness, each with a small bottle of mouthwash, a handkerchief, and one change of underwear.

        Then go to it guys!

        • JCF

          Um, the “northern wilderness” did NOTHING to deserve that!

        • Galvestonian

          Northwest Alaska where the tundra never thaws …

  • Oh, Parker
  • Max_1
  • Max_1
  • Michael R
    • bkmn

      Can we ask the judge in his case to make part of his sentencing to include forcing him to watch his crying like a baby video over and over?

    • MBear

      I spend a lot of time thinking about
      Getting married, and how to stop the Democrat party from destroying Western Civilization.

      LMFAO

      • ohbear1957

        What??? No pina coladas? No walks in the rain?

        • MBear

          “Long walks on the beach, sunsets, quiet evenings at home plotting destruction”

      • That’s always indicative: When it’s linguistically easier to say DEMOCRATIC party (the correct version) but you make yourself use the awkward glottal stop ‘Democrat Party’ — you’re a partisan asshole.

        Trust me. Try it both ways. The tongue and lips are in an easier position to transition to the P sound after a hard C than they are with a hard T.

        • Max_1

          BeccaM,
          You forgot he speaks with his head up his ass…
          … Shit’s bound to sound different than normal.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            It’s an exercise, like speaking with marbles in your mouth.

          • i did something similar, in my elementary school years. i took speech therapy for two years, to correct my lisp. i loved my teacher so much. he is the one, not my parents, but the adult who taught me why lying is wrong. that’s one of those childhood memories that will stay with me until i die. i wish i could remember his name; i’d email him and thank him for making me one of the most ‘articulate’ black people anyone could know.

          • Todd20036

            Try googling your school name and the year you went in.

            Probably seeing his name in print would trigger your memories.

        • MBear

          …tell me more about positions of tongue and lips…. 😉

      • ohbear1957
      • Todd20036

        Basically, he’s a college drop out who blogs for a living.

        And he’s a RWNJ.

        Go get him girls!

    • boobert

      Something you’ll NEVER hear from me ! ” I got to get me some of that ! “

    • Talisman

      I believe he’s about as straight as a an circle.

      • Michael R

        Looking for a girl who looks like Richard Spencer ?

        • Talisman

          Someone to punch daily.

    • SoCalGal20

      I’m really good at

      Communicating. I am a professional communicator, both in written and spoken word. I specialize in breaking down complex subjects into understandable terms for those unfamiliar.

      • ohbear1957

        Really, really good at “breaking down” – yes, we’ve seen the video.

      • Talisman

        Based on that Vice video, not so much.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Coke for SCG20!

    • barrixines

      On a typical Friday night I am planning the Anschluß. Or bowling.

    • Cuberly

      “…oh, and I have no lips.”

    • Treant

      Straight…maybe. Man…no, you are not a man, you are a boy with a functioning penis. Single…eternally. Six foot…prove it. Jacked…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      Under “The most private thing I’m willing to admit,” he should have put, “I cry like a bitch when I have to take responsibility for my actions.”

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Yeah, but that’s not private anymore. So you see the problem.

      • Todd20036

        What is “Jacked” in that connotation?

        • Treant

          Muscular, well-built.

    • Jefe5084

      Dang he sounds BORING!

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Never smokes, Doesn’t drink, Doesn’t do drugs, Omnivore, Doesn’t have kids but wants them, Scorpio

    • Lumpy Gaga


      I’m really good at

      Communicating. I am a professional communicator, both in written and spoken word. I specialize in breaking down complex subjects into understandable terms for those unfamiliar.

    • William

      I thought the nazi rally flyer said ‘No Fatties’.

  • Lazycrockett
    • And he’s right: The epicenter of the moral rot is in the Oval Office…or away on vacation as Donald usually is.

    • Michael R

      Was he we supposed to say it out loud ?

    • worstcultever

      Franken is frustrating me. He simply speaks too slowly anymore for the age (and crisis) we’re in. This is NOT a small thing. Go look at his White House Correspondence Dinner performances on YT from the Clinton era. I want THAT Al Franken for president. Jesus, he’s gone all John Conyers – “uh, um .. (pause), uh .. (pause) .. um” – and it drives me FUCKING CRAZY.

      C’mon Al – knock off the grandpa pace and fucking run with Kamala Harris in 2020!

      • Michael R

        The sausage making aspect of his job requires incredible patience .
        ( that I don’t have )

        • worstcultever

          yeah but that has nothing to do with the media/messaging – which is the ONLY game

      • Treant

        Keep in mind that every spoken word is probably wiggling its way out around what he’d really like to say.

        I know I have that problem when discussing Trump.

        • RoFaWh

          Find a like minded friend, go out for dinner, go home, smoke a bowl or two so inhibitions are lowered, then just let rip with everything you really think about the “donut with orange sprinkles.”

          Aka the crazy old fascist, but a slightly less nauseating mental picture.

          You will feel better afterwards.

          I would recommend NOT videoing your rant to end rants.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        They said the same about Gore, who now has the best one line response to a question about Trump to date (and note the icy stare with slight head nod at the end):

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=_Hoi0PtC2i8

      • johncAtl

        I’d say he’s being what a Senator is supposed to be. They are the adults in the room while the House is filled with teenagers who know everything. And because of that a true Senator chooses his or her words very carefully.

  • Mark Abbott

    Oh poor little Annie Fanny. Sorry to hear you regret your choice but, I’m sure if you put your mind to it, you’d regret most of your choices.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Starting with her hair and wardrobe choices.

  • Moebym Reborn

    A woman who’s actually led a meaningful life doing good deeds without demanding praise for them is celebrating a major birthday milestone today – her 90th! Happy birthday, Rosalynn Carter! May there be many more to come!

    • SoCalGal20

      Happy Birthday, Rosalynn Carter!!!

      • DoctorDJ

        Thank you, Ms. Carter.

    • Lazycrockett
      • worstcultever

        Imagine that, another first lady (like Michelle) still married to her first husband. You know she’s as cool as he is. Even willing to do the Charlie’s Angels hair when a nation demanded it. All best wishes and respect to Rosalynn!

        • Max_1

          Notice…
          … No Pussy Bow, either.

          • worstcultever

            she does have that refreshing, never-bought-by-a-rich-asshole, never-done-cheesy-soft-porn look

          • Max_1

            Because Rosalynn was genuine…

      • JCF

        Thanks, I’d forgotten how doable she was then!

      • greenmanTN

        Demure, unlike some other two bit floozies I could mention…

      • William

        One of the Betty Crockers looked like Rosalyn.

    • greenmanTN

      I actually went to the Carter inauguration. The parents of my best friend at the time (elementary school) were from Georgia so they were ALL about Carter. My friend and I, 10 or 11 years old, set up a card table at a local shopping center and gave away Carter buttons and bumper stickers. So when he won we took a chartered bus to D.C.

      It was very cold and snowy, and we couldn’t even see any of the actual inauguration, but I was there. So I got my Democrat creds pretty early.

      • Moebym Reborn

        That’s fantastic.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Choke on your sadz, you Nazi KKKunt oversized larynx horse face.

    Now I feel better. 😛

    • worstcultever

      nicely put!

    • Michael R

      If you have a problem with Ann Coulter you should just say so ,
      it’s not healthy to hold these things in .

  • Furface

    OT: Just a thought for anyone who may go to any counter protest re: Unite the Right sort of events. Rather than try and shout them or chant slogans, dig out your old boom boxes, make up a looped laugh track to serenade the oxygen-thieving wastes of skin. Essentially point and laugh.

  • SoCalGal20
    • Michael R

      They want the right to shoot their mouths off ,
      which they have , then they say stupid shit .

      • Ben in Oakland

        And if you disagree, they scream you hate freedom of speech.

    • RoFaWh

      I wonder how he would respond to a proposal to alter the Second Amendment?

      Sheer naked hysteria, perhaps? Projectile vomiting?

    • johncAtl

      Kyle might want to look into an incident that occurred in Greenwich Village in late June of 1969. It seems some drag queens defeated the NYPD.

      In other words, bring it on bitch.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Out of the bars and into the streets, honey!

      • Snarkaholic

        The Forehead Wore A Spiked Heel…

    • Ben in Oakland

      All these cocksuckers, we’re coming for you?

      Do these people ever think about what they say? Those Freudian sure can be slippery!!!!

      • William

        Where are these cocksuckers? Asking for a horny friend.

        • Ben in Oakland

          I get first dibs! You– I mean your friend–can have my leftovers.

          • William

            Now now, you can’t use them all at once.

          • Ben in Oakland

            Try me.

            Back in the days when I was young and hot–so hot– I once had seven guys on me, one on each nipple, one on my balls…well, you get the picture.

            But that was in my whorish days. I either got religion or got old. I don’t remember which.

          • hee! those were the days, weren’t they? i prefer the mixed group orgy myself, but i haven’t done that in a long time bc Old now.

          • Ben in Oakland

            As my friend Ellen, who is 96, says…

            This old age thing is killing me!

          • Amanda B. Rekendwith

            …well, you get the picture.
            You’ve got 5 nipples??
            🙂

          • Ben in Oakland

            Well, no.

            I was trying to be delicate in a whorish sort of a way.

      • Perhaps he meant to write “coming IN you” or “coming ON you”?

        • Ben in Oakland

          It’s hard to say. Fundelibangelists have a difficult time with prepositions. They are much harder than grifting.

  • SoCalGal20
    • Max_1
      • johncAtl

        I’ve been wondering where DaddyRay had been.

    • -M-

      Now you tell us.

      • greenmanTN

        The Clue Fairy is apparently running behind schedule.

      • JCF

        [One of these Drumpf Term year-in-week’s you guys are going to say “JCF, give it a rest!” But until then…]

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b6e913c18faeacf091196858221195ad72e2324939590a403af5579c6fa5352d.png

        Oh, FTR: let me throw out another “Fuck off!” to Ben Jealous, who’s apparently running for something (who are the other Dems in the primary?). Apropos of nothing this week, he tosses out “Now Democrats can get back to [Bernie Bro empty slogans] and WIN!”

        No mention of Russia. No mention of hacking. No mention of collusion. I am SICK of this “we have Trump because Hillary lost” SHIT. No, we have Drumpf because the election was STOLEN from the plurality who voted for Hillary, PLUS those who would have voted for Hillary, if not Putin/Drumpf COLLUSION (plus Comey incompetence).

        Not lost.
        STOLEN.

        Fuck off, Ben!

        • that is so awesome. i hope she really is kickin back with a cold one every day she watches the news. if she wrote that book in reality, it would be a best seller.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Color me shocked.

  • SoCalGal20
    • ohbear1957

      Some ’70s music to match.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr0rDW5j1KU

      • leastyebejudged

        he was so beautiful

    • It was a nice dream, but no, sorry… We done fucked up nearly everything except for computers and creating the Internet. Which is its own huge set of problems.

      • Treant

        We’ve almost banished the Guinea Worm. Smallpox hasn’t re-emerged. Polio is on the run. Solar power has gone from an unrealistic pipe dream to a significant fraction of some nations’ power grid. We know now how much danger we’re actually in from global warming.

        And those computers are, over time, starting to help with solving that as well by giving humanity’s burgeoning population thousands of low-impact hobbies that don’t even consume that much electricity any longer.

        Lifespans are close to their highest levels ever worldwide, and those lifespans are spent healthier and not only well-fed, but facing the problem of too much food available in many nations. Lead exposure is down. Mercury exposure is steady to reducing slightly. Other heavy metals vary, but are generally trending toward less exposure over time.

        Mass and individual media has never produced this level of diversity and creativity at any point in history, to the point that high-quality material is available cheaply or free online.

        Literacy rates are at all time highs. And while book reading is down, overall reading is actually up due to the aforementioned online media. Violence levels in the US are at decade-spanning lows. While racial tensions exist, we’re actually developing a vocabulary to discuss this.

        It ain’t all bad by a longshot.

        • RoFaWh

          There’s a newish horror: a parasitic flea, native to the Americas, which has become established in Kenya.

          Search youtube for “chigoe”. Do not do this if you have a weak stomach.

          • greenmanTN

            And I thought Bot Flies were bad! I may never forgive you for that! 😉

        • Ben in Oakland

          Two words.

          HEeeeeeeeeeere’s Donnie!

        • clay

          Guinea Worm and solar power– Thanks, Carter.

      • JCF

        Being (sexually) gay was still ILLEGAL in much of the USA. Now we have marriage equality. Definitely not all bad.

        ETA: 1979. Sigh. Don’t you wish Frank had ended with “And don’t forget to use condoms. Every time.”? Sigh.

    • DoctorDJ

      Thanks, Frank. I remember it well.
      I was young, and hopeful, in 1979.

      Alack. Alas.
      Well, what’s the alternative?

      • johncAtl

        I was 23 when that was broadcast. And I was also hopeful. The future was looking very good. I would never have guessed that nearly 40 years later we would be descending back to the 50s/60s. And actually even worse. Back then you couldn’t carry a gun in public, much less an assault rifle.

    • JCF
    • Max_1

      Heeeerrr’s Donnie….

    • JCF

      Perfection! ROFL.

    • Talisman

      Where’s the furry?

  • worstcultever

    Gah. Anyway, off to bed. A good day for sane humans? I think so. Could be.

    • JCF

      One can only hope—and for a better tomorrow.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Well, I never thought I’d ever agree with this bitch, but she’s right.

  • Gigi

    “Trump doesn’t care about us.” Oh fuck, I agree with the Coultergeist. I need a Silkwood shower!

    • Max_1

      “Us”… Who?
      Since when has Ann cared?

      • David Walker

        Since there’s money to be made.

    • Max_1

      The only part I agree on is that Goldman Sachs does have a stronghold in the Administration… And by experience, that is always temporary. We need to take action to lessen that potential damage they can cause.
      https://twitter.com/thehill/status/898706844633387008

      • Max_1
        • RoFaWh

          The crazy old fascist is always either mugging or looking very unhappy when photographed.

      • KnownDonorDad

        This x10000

      • JCF

        Um, the racism is coming from inside the Orange Head. Throwing underlings under-the-bus won’t end it.

  • Nowhereman

    Wait–I’m confused. I thought that if we elected Hillary (which most of us did) then we would have Goldman Sachs running the country! Oh, and she’d get us into more wars. What’s up with that?

    • Max_1

      Ann is being reactionary…
      She knew he was a snake when she voted him in.

  • thom

    OT:// Louise Mensch has become the most unintentionally hilarious person on twitter. An example…

    “Sources say @jaredkushner likes to watch. No, not joking. It’s #kompromat. Team Treason share cuckoldry as a perversion: nat sec issue.”

    🤣🤣

    • She’s certifiable.

      • thom

        Plus, revealing Ivanka and Jared as consenting kinksters would make me like them more, not less. Lol
        She really is certifiable.

    • greenmanTN

      When your own last name becomes ironic…

  • David Walker

    Wonderfully OT (if coultergeist is a topic):
    Rocky Mountain Mike is the guy whose songs I’ve posted several times. He satirizes 45 with music from old 45s. This came out at 11:50 Friday night. He’s amazing. And funny.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZJfy95r42E&feature=push-u&attr_tag=mtOApGBf9Q0R4vzf-6

  • mrfy
    • johncAtl

      False flag. He was paid by Jones to pour the coffee on him.

      • Talisman

        I’m sure Jones paid him for something.

      • Reality.Bites

        Won’t somebody please think about the coffee?

        Imagine that poor little bean, growing up with the one goal of joining with its siblings to provide uplifting sustenance to an appreciative coffee lover, only to end up spilled on Alex Jones.

        What could have bean: (bean, get it? I kill me!)

        http://mac.h-cdn.co/assets/15/11/1600×800/landscape_nrm_1426083623-men-coffee.jpg

    • JT

      Boiling water would be better.

  • johncAtl

    Post this at whitehouse.gov. There’s a very angry man there (having a meltdown) that would love to meet a woman that looks like you that makes $86 an hour.

  • SDG

    I refuse to see that she did NOT see this coming, she’s too smart. This is probably just more fodder for yet ANOTHER book.

  • Treant

    I’m making $87 an hour working in my very own bedroom. I was shocked when my husband told me he was averaging $96, but I see how it works now.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Charge him for sex.

  • MassageBear

    • johncAtl

      Under a black light it would look even more like what Bannon looks like in daylight.

    • safari

      It can mold?

      • clay

        Perhaps it’s the low sodium Spam?

      • jerry

        There have been studies done on landfills that show hot dogs and and other composite meat products, as well as some fast foods, don’t decompose…like ever.

  • BockMcMillan

    Who died and made this person relevant?

  • Well, g’nite kids. See y’all at tomorrow’s episode of Shitshow America.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Gee, Ms. Skeletor, you are just a little slow on the uptake, aincha?

    We demoCrats were telling you that well over a year ago, about the time you published your book.

    The real question is, why did god create so many stupid people?

  • Ben in Oakland

    Whore.

  • Reality.Bites

    OT: Watching Weekend Update (already out of date) and noticed how they have the whole band there. Since on WU they’re only needed for the opening and closing theme, which could be recorded once and reused, I thought that’s a rather classy thing on the part of Lorne Michaels and/or NBC.

    It reminded me of Desi Arnaz having a live band for every episode of I Love Lucy in order to keep his touring band employed.

  • OT (and good morning, JMGers) the deer are eating my morning glories. i don’t mind, i have so many and they aren’t eating the ones in my primary show beds. but it’s so cute. urban deer are amazing. in the sense that they are unafraid, and smart. my cats just lurv looking out the window at them at this hour, which is when the deer come out and munch on people gardens, for the tastier selection than is found on vacant lots. we’ve got a family of bambis here, a momma and her two little ones, who still have their spots. they sleep in a couple of lots near my house, and Partner caught a really good shot of them, recently. when the rest of the house is awake i’ll post them (shots are on Partner’s computer and sleepyhead is sleeping off a nice hangover 🙂

    • JCF

      When I had a vegetable garden in Michigan, I remember an escalating war w/ the deer, to keep them from the things we both loved (especially cantaloupes! Secondarily bell peppers).

      Now gardening in California, it’s just war on the damn worms (caterpillars). They passed through last week (I HOPE they’re gone now! Ever vigilant), and did a real number on my tomatoes and sweet peppers.

      • my sister lived in SF for a time and had a tiny but perfectly manicured bed in her postage stamp back yard. her biggest challenge was the slugs. we’ve got them here in OH and they get really huge, but so far they have not decimated any of my beds. i think our birds enjoy eating them when they dare to cross open space going from one set of plants to another. sometimes you’ll see them on sidewalks. they are actually sort of pretty. brown/spotted/white. nature is always fascinating. sis used to kill them with beer traps.

      • Homo Erectus

        We have ‘gators down here that can out-run a deer. They don’t eat veggies. The caterpillars turn into butterflies so it’s all good 😉

      • David Milley

        With us, it’s the groundhogs that come over the highway from the artificial pond created when the new shopping center went in. We think there’s a sign that says, “Good Eating at Warren’s!”

        Every summer, some years more than other, Warren finds the telltale burrowing under the fence, and a path of destruction through whatever vegetable is tenderest at the moment. Out comes the live trap and peanut butter bait.

        He catches ’em, puts the trap in the shade and puts a blanket over it to make it dark and cooler inside, so the little captives stay calm. Well, calmish. When the heat of the summer afternoon lifts a bit, we bundle trap and blanket and ourselves into the car and haul the critter of the day down to the deep pine woods where Warren swam as a boy, and watch the little beasst scurry off into the underbrush.

    • billbear1961
  • billbear1961

    Author and columnist?

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/09/article-1345551-001D4F6000000258-566_233x431.jpg

    FASCIST firebrand and hag of HATRED!

    And you give her and so many others like her every platform without making it clear what they so obviously are, American “news” media!

    ICE are GESTAPO, and you couldn’t care LESS!!

    And you wring your hands about NAZIS!

    Well, WHO has enabled their spokespeople, just because they aren’t foolish enough to actually brandish a Nazi flag?!

  • anne marie in philly

    well, ms. cunter, you finally figured it out! too damn late for those of us who saw it coming over a year ago! bitch!

  • Gil

    ” Yard sale Barbie ” ( Tina Fey ) sez what….

    • bambinoitaliano

      More like Crystal Meth Barbie.

  • geoffalnutt

    Gawd, she really stinks! Toxic fumes are coming right through the screen and fogging up the windows. My cat has the most peculiar expression on his face I’ve ever seen.

    • Gigi

      I keep waiting for the big reveal, that she’s really just a performance artist. An untalented one, obviously. She can’t really be this repugnant, can she? It must be an act.

      • bzrd

        it is an act for money which makes her more repugnant even though she’s a bit of a shit to begin with. that makes her an “oxymoran,” the things she’s said over the years, arg

  • BobSF_94117

    How many months has it been since Trump appointed all these Wall Streeters? Coulter’s kinda slow on the uptake.

    • bambinoitaliano

      The shrill make a career out of opposing establishment the same way the GOP has been doing for decades. It would not matter who is sitting in the government.

    • greenmanTN

      Considering she often appears on morning talk shows in a little black dress that looks like she did the Walk Of Shame from her latest trick’s apartment to the studio, I’ve never invested much belief in her intelligence.

      I’m not slut shaming, just hypocrite shaming.

  • SoCalGal20
    • bambinoitaliano

      He is too busy filling the sink hole in Mar-a-Nogo to have the time. Nah who am I kidding? Events like this often repel trash the likes of con man and whore.

  • SoCalGal20
    • KarenAtFOH

      Miss him.

  • Blake Mason
    • bzrd

      the Resident Nazi will not be missed

    • Hawthy

      They should just ask the Obama’s to come back for it…I bet the ones being honored would love it, and it would really tick off Trump too LOL

  • JDS
  • Marti386

    Okay, yard-sale Barbie. Time to go back to your roach motel.

  • Will Parkinson

    Oh, but drain the swamp…. I thought that was where Coulter-geist came from.

  • BearEyes

    “she now refers to Trump sarcastically as a deity/monarch in his own megalomaniacal mind.”

    I guess progressive means smart enough to have seen this years ago.

  • Aw. She really did crawl out of her Roach Motel™. It’s like Tina Fey is psychic.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Anybody who puts “Trump” and “trust” in the same sentence is a fool (or, as is the case with Coulter, playing others for fools as part of her grift).

  • Pip

    Ann I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but I have a feeling you won’t even touch you with a ten foot pole.

  • OK — is she stupid enough that she’s only just figured out that Trump only cares about himself, or has she been backed far enough into a corner that it’s bail or die?

  • nipper

    “Us” meaning Nazis?

  • MarkBuster

    “Yard Sale Barbie” is very upset.

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