Trump To Send Jared Kushner Back To The Middle East

Trump is sending Jared back to the Middle East because the real estate developer wasn’t able to solve a 50 year-old battle on the first visit:

White House senior adviser Jared Kushner, who is Trump’s son-in-law, Middle East envoy Jason Greenblatt and deputy national security adviser Dina Powell will travel to the region. The trio will meet with leaders from Israel and the Palestinian Authority, as well as Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Jordan and Egypt. Dates for the trip have not been announced. The trip follows a June visit to the Middle East by Kushner and Greenblatt that exposed some major roadblocks standing in the way of a peace agreement.

Below is the statement from the White House.

  • Tulle Christensen

    Didn’t the Palestinians walk out of the last meeting?

    • Karl Dubhe

      Quite rightly, they did.

  • Lazycrockett

    Send him to NK.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      LOL – great minds!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      One way

    • Dagoril

      Send him to the Island from Lost!

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Maybe Dumpf should send Jared to North Korea instead.
    Stop the M-A-D-ness!!

  • Ernest Endevor

    It’s been his dream to be bar mitzvahed in the Holy Land.

  • Todd20036

    Because Kushie is so experienced with diplomacy

    Maybe he should go to NK

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Because the guy that tried to set up a Russian back channel, “forgot” about 1 billion dollars in loans, had to revise his security clearance multiple times and had undisclosed meetings with Russian banks under US sanctions is totally a first class choice to help the US with foreign affairs.

    And no reason at all to take away his security clearance. Heck, why not defund US intelligence agencies? Why bother Trump crime syndicate members with all that paperwork and disclosures and pesky “truth” stuff? Think of the payroll we’ll save! Just like when Putin fired all those US diplomats.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Spicey: The brat gets multiple free trips to the holy land – but I didn’t even get to meet the fn’ Pope!

    • Joe in PA

      And I bet Jared didn’t even bring him back a t-shirt. 🙁

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        But he got a free flak jacket.

    • greenmanTN

      If it weren’t Spicey I might have some sympathy.

      You signed on with someone who treats everyone like shit and your surprised you were treated like shit? Well aren’t you the clever little thing?!

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Can he be served a subpoena while in the Middle East? If not, maybe he’ll be there a looong time.

  • Max_1

    State Department be damned…
    … Oh, I know. Saving money.

  • FAEN

    Diplomats with years of experience can’t fix this situation but Jared will? Riiiiigghhttt.

    • “Look, we Trumps will build equal amounts of golf courses, casinos, luxury apartments, Trump hotels in BOTH Israel and Palestine. We will build factories, huge factories like the world has never seen before. However, for the products, don’t expect minimum wage. There will be jobs, jobs and everyone will have one. Money will guarantee peace.”

  • sfjohn

    dork in the desert…………

    • FAEN

      LOL

    • BobSF_94117

      The Lawrence of Arabia of our times…

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Fuck that ! Remove his dammed clearance already…….and Ivanka too !

  • bkmn

    Yes, a family friend of Netanyahu should be well received by the Palestinians.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • JWC

    After Kelly came in I thot( hoped) that was the last of Jared (Jjolly Jumper) Kushner but apparently not Its back to status quo (all happy Steve?)

    • jerry

      Kelly probably got Trump to send him back to the Middle East just to get him away from Trump and the WH…the fewer people whispering in the orange menace’s ear, the better.

      • JWC

        especialy that no talent twit An observation was made 2 weeks ago that Jared and ivanka knew Dady was broaching on dementia and they kinda moved into the WH to baby sit the old man How fuckung sick is that

        • thatotherjean

          It has happened before: Edith Wilson and advisors ran the country when Woodrow Wilson had a stroke; Nancy and advisors disguised his disabilities as Ronald Reagan’s Alzheimer’s Disease progressed. What’s new is how obvious Trump’s mental problems are, and how little is being done to control his access to the world and his ability to make crucial decisions. This is what the 25th Amendment was written to overcome.

          • JWC

            So enact the bloody thing the GOP has let too much slide in their Party over country bullshit

          • thatotherjean

            So far, we can’t. The Vice President has to initiate it, along with a majority of the President’s Cabinet, and present his their reasons, in writing, that the President is unable to discharge his duties. The VP then takes over as Acting President. The President can present his declaration that he has the ability to perform his duties to the leaders of the House and Senate, and the Acting President and Cabinet have four days to dispute that declaration, in writing. If they do dispute the issue, Congress must assemble within 48 hours, if they are not in session already, to decide the issue. A two-thirds vote would be required in both the House and Senate, within twenty-one days, to confirm that the President is unable to discharge his duties, leaving the Acting President to continue in office. If a two-thirds majority is not reached in both the House and Senate, the President will resume his office.

            In our present government, in which Republicans hold the presidency and both houses of Congress, all of this is very unlikely to happen. Maybe, if Trump decides on a preemptive missile strike on North Korea, the generals would refuse the order and the Vice President and most of the Cabinet would declare him unfit. Being a Democrat, and rather fond of living, I profoundly hope so.

          • JWC

            Pence would sign in a heart beat and the sheep would follow

          • thatotherjean

            Trump’s and Pence’s bases overlap to a considerable extent. The part of it that loves Trump would not support a Pence takeover unless Trump scared them to death. That may happen, but it hasn’t, yet.

  • popebuck1

    Well, then, TWO visits certainly ought to do the trick.

    • He’ll change both sides BIGLY.

  • andrew

    Can any nation take us seriously when such an inexperienced novice like Jared Kushner is sent as an envoy to anywhere, let alone the Middle East?

    • MBear

      No one takes you seriously.

      You get your way like the screaming brat in the backseat demanding ice cream: you don’t get ice cream because you’re good – you get it so the adults can get you to shut the hell up.

      That and you vote in people who will destroy the planet

      • thatotherjean

        We’re sorry, Most of us didn’t vote for the idiot–the sane candidate won the popular vote by 3,000,000 votes. The idiot won the Electoral College, which made sense in the 18th century and is enshrined in the Constitution. Many of us would like to get rid of it, but that’s not going to happen any time soon. Sometimes it does us a great disservice.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    One way ticket?

  • David
  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    If he wants to seek asylum in Dubai or Doha I say go right ahead. Do your 100th floor condo over in gold-leafed baroque and invite your father-in-law and his family to come live with you.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    I would never get on a plane when my father-in-law was pissed at me and he controlled them.

    • JWC

      ya and they are supposed to get a new AF 1

    • Reality.Bites

      Stan’s dad can’t be as fat as Trump

  • David

    He scouting locations for the Orange Dear Leader to excape to.

  • OdieDenCO

    wait! Saudi Arabia and Israel are both in the middle east? or do they only change local when donny visits? I’m so confused

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Dumpf: Sending JK to bring lasting peace to the Middle East.
    jk/jk/jk …(just kidding, the Trump Corporation will be opening a new hotel in Tel Aviv)

  • Talisman

    I guess it’s been awhile since the dumpster groped Ivanka.

  • Karl Dubhe

    What Russia revelation is being covered up this time?

    And/or

    What fuckassery is he up to this time?

    • Miji

      Boris & Natasha are meeting him with a suitcase of dirty money.

  • Ninja0980

    Why isn’t he going to NK if he is so good at bringing world peace?

  • TrueWords
  • TrueWords
  • Henry Auvil

    Maybe he’ll have time to scout retail space for Ivanka in Tel Aviv while he’s there.

  • PickyPecker
  • TrueWords
    • Miji

      He obviously learned nothing practical about war at fancy lad school.

  • I’d give anything for a good night’s sleep.

  • Michael R
  • Meanwhile, the NRA cements its position as an anti-American insurrectionist/terrorist organization…
    https://twitter.com/stinchfield1776/status/895862619285970944

    • Context:

      Grrant Stinchfield, a host for the National Rifle Association’s online TV network, would be happy if North Korea dropped a bomb on the capital of California.

      Media Matters notes that Stinchfield wrote on Twitter that the United States government should “send a note” to North Korea telling them that “Sacramento changed its name to Guam.” Stinchfield references Guam in his tweet because North Korea has threatened to launch missiles at the U.S. territory in the event of an American attack on its military.

      http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/nra-tv-host-openly-roots-for-north-korea-to-nuke-california-instead-of-guam/

      • p.s. Sacramento county often leans GOP in votes.

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          It’s been a while. Hillary even won Orange County this last time.

  • AtticusP

    Where is he sending Melania? Pyongyang?

    • Reality.Bites

      To send her somewhere she’d have to be with him now!

  • Frostbite

    Hmm. Idiot who has no experience in peace negotiations can’t negotiate peace. I’m so shocked.

    • Reality.Bites

      Please! Jared couldn’t negotiate getting a blow job from Another Steve!

      • BearEyes

        ROFL

  • justmeeeee

    Why can’t he go to North Korea and straighten out that situation?

    • Tomcat

      Daddy has that under control,/s.

  • Reality.Bites

    Can North Korean missiles reach the Middle East? If Un takes out Jared, Israel, Palestine and a few other countries there in one fell swoop he might end up with the Nobel Peace Prize!

  • MBear

    If he’s under investigation, leaving the country looks suspicious…?

  • Jared: “Dad? I need to get out of the country for a while. I’m afraid the FBI will come with subpoenas.”
    Donald: “Fine, go back to the Middle East. Fix that.”
    Jared: “Okay!”

    • HanyBaal

      Forced entry into his bedroom with warrant from judge, AVOIDED! Win.

      • JCF

        “Forced entry into his bed”

        another_steve, contain yourself! ;-D

    • Miji

      Don: But try not to mention to Bibi that Ivanka and I were building a tower in Baku with the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. He may not approve.

    • DonnaLee

      I can totally see 45 telling Jared “You know that Israely thing is annoying, go fix that….go on, get outta here!”

  • Lazycrockett
    • zhera

      Adorable, but Wil needs to trim that beard. Eww!

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    • BobSF_94117

      What time of day do a mug of coffee and a glass of wine overlap?

      • Lazycrockett

        Could be a lil Hair of the Dog, Seth is looking rather rough in that pic.

      • Reality.Bites

        What time don’t they except breakfast? 🙂

        I rarely drink wine, and only with dinner, but I also drink coffee at dinner (and other times including breakfast).

        Wil gave up drinking a while back, I believe because it is a negative influence on his depression, which he has written extensively about. He used to brew his own beer, but has now put his artisanal efforts into coffee roasting and blending.

        He is (while I’ve never spoken to him in person and online) by all indications a really great guy with a terrific grasp of LGBT and women’s issues – not just the big-ticket political issues, but the personal lives and media issues.

        He was, alas, a strong Bernie supporter, but to his credit he was one of the few who, despite his (unwarranted in my opinion) criticism of Clinton, supported her fully in the election. He understood what was at stake.

        • BobSF_94117

          You drink coffee at dinner time in a mug!??!?!

          Clutching pearls. 🙂

    • JCF

      When does a werewolf transform in space? ;-p~~~

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Jared (in Tel Aviv): These air-raid shelters are perfect locations for Ivanka-branded Kiosks. Shelter in style!
    BB (mumbling): Fn’ moron.

  • PickyPecker
  • Adam Schmidt

    Well, I’m sure he’s just going to tell them that the settlements are a bad idea… they should build Trump Hotels on that land instead so they can profit off of it.

  • Gustav2

    Well, he has solved the opioid problem so this is next!

    • Tomcat

      I just loved the idea of TELLING KIDS that OPIUM IS BAD REALLY BAD.
      That should about do it.

  • M Jackson

    I thought Jared came from New Jersey!

  • Dagoril

    Hopefully Israel will keep him this time. Sorry, another_steve.

    • EdA

      Keep THEM, both of them.

  • canoebum

    Permanently? We can only hope.

  • boobert

    Hurry ! The subpoenas are coming!

    • coram nobis

      They might follow him there, if there is an Israel thing as well as the Russia thing. Real estate or banking or some such.

  • tim870

    I think he keeps sending Jared there hoping he won’t make it back.

  • Tomcat

    Because he is doing such a great job over there????????????

  • Tomcat

    Next he is sending McConnell to NK.

  • kareemachan

    Well, ain’t he special.

  • Tomcat

    McConnell could not get REPEAL of OBAMACARE done.
    That’s alright Trump could not get Obama’s birth certificate faked in the same amount of time.

  • MonochromeMouse

    Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll get kidnapped by militants.

    • William

      They would pay us to take him back.

  • Tomcat

    Donald Trump is nothing more than a trained seal.
    One that still pees on the carpet, not trained very well.

  • Tomcat

    Who’s paying for the wall?????
    Republicans are, one way or the other, they are.

  • EdA

    “The trip follows a June visit to the Middle East by Kushner and Greenblatt that exposed some major roadblocks standing in the way of a peace agreement.”

    Yes, two of them being Benedict Trump’s son-in-law and the lead attorney to the Swindler-in-Chief. The other major roadblocks are well known and don’t really call for a grifter and an enabler-of-grifters to waste the time of people who have better things to do — and presumably not flying coach on American, Delta, or United like actual diplomats would.

  • JohnJay

    Jared: Let’s get this done this time. Don’t make me come back here. OK? I’ve got lot’s of other things on my plate.

  • infmom

    Do yourself a favor, Donnie: Leave him there.

  • William

    Is this for his upcoming article on ‘How to look like a total twat for any situation?’

  • BobSF_94117

    The trip follows a June visit to the Middle East by Kushner and
    Greenblatt that exposed some major roadblocks standing in the way of a
    peace agreement.

    Well, at least they’re making progress. Until now everyone was just stumbling in the dark, clueless…

    • Mikey

      who knew diplomacy could be so hard!

  • TheManicMechanic

    Or is this to keep him out of the country during the Russia investigations? Or from another_steve’s constant advances?

  • ceeenbee

    Why not? The shitgibbon probably wants inside info on how bibi is handling all the investigations on himself. Thieves and liars like to lie in the mud together.

  • JCF

    another_steve, are you up (!) for some Jared/Bibi slash fic? (or perhaps—why not?—Jared/YOUNG Bibi)

    • Nobody needs a license to practise: doctors, surgeons, engineers, plumbers, electricians, nuclear physicists – just do it the Trump way with no experience.!

  • grada3784

    Of course. This way he can hide in Israel if he’s indicted or called to testify.

  • Tor

    “Jared Kushner mocked for wearing flak jacket and blazer on Iraq trip”
    but his stylist told him it was necessary for his safety, as she scored another Pinterest shot.

  • Waarki

    Trump is sending Jared back to the Middle East because the real estate developer wasn’t able to [FUCK HIM HARD ENOUGH] on the first visit