CNN: We Definitely Won’t Be Hiring The Mooch

The Hill reports:

CNN says it won’t try to hire ousted White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci, a company spokesman told Buzzfeed on Monday afternoon. Scaramucci has experience in cable news, having hosted “Wall Street Week” on Fox Business and serving as a contributor on Fox News.

CNN made a similar declaration when White House press secretary Sean Spicer resigned after Scaramucci was hired as communications director 10 days ago, saying it was not interested in bringing him aboard. Trump and members of his administration have attacked the media, often targeting CNN as β€œfake news” and complaining about its coverage of the White House.

RELATED: Below is how the anti-LGBT LifeSiteNews reacted to the firing.

  • thom

    This feels like a game changer. Like a dam might burst. They now have a leader.
    Jeff Flake wrote an editorial for politico…
    “My Party Is in Denial About Donald Trump”

    • Treant

      I hope it’s not another case of Carousel of Rotating Villains. Tomorrow it’ll be somebody else, then somebody else, and nobody ever really gets any actual resisting done.

      Also…Flake? Ew.

    • bkmn

      There are far too many in the GOP (especially those in leadership roles) who are fine with Trump as long as they are in power. Power is all that matters to them, not the good of the country.

  • bkmn

    But when will CNN bother to get rid of the PAID (by CNN) Trump apologists on their staff? One of the far too many reasons I can’t watch CNN.

  • Cuberly

    But the memes….he was an administration meme mine! What memes will we never get to see? I’m mourning for memes…..


    • Treant

      Sucking your own dick isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

      Just sayin’.

      • Cuberly

        …don’t talk with your mouth full.

        • Treant

          Mmmmph, mphrrrggghh.

          • Cuberly

            Well, at least keep it off the carpet.

    • Judas Peckerwood

      Thanks for the nightmares.

    • djcoastermark

      Though good, Wow is that a photoshop. Ain’t no way in heck that is even possible for him.

  • TrueWords
  • Lazycrockett

    He would be really good as one of those host at those Jewelry Shopping Networks or maybe the Gov. of NJ.

  • Boreal

    Poor JΜΆoΜΆfΜΆfΜΆrΜΆeΜΆyΜΆ Mooch

    • Cuberly

      No joke, I watched every scene she was in multiple times cuz the writing was pretty awesome, but her performances were so effortlessly perfect it was wonderful. So bummed she’s gone.

      • Boreal

        She was my favorite character.

      • JerryRich

        If you don’t see a body, the character may not really be dead.

        • If you see a body, the character still may not really be dead.

          • JerryRich

            I forgot about Jon Snow.

          • Catelyn Stark is also supposed to still be around as a resurrected version of herself (exists in the books, not in the show however).

          • Cuberly

            Really? Wow, that’d be awesome if they ran with that.

        • Cuberly

          Maybe she had some of the antidote….if only.

          • JerryRich

            Another fan of the great Dame Diana.

      • TJay229

        Wasn’t she just…. Grand Prize….!

        Gawd, she was fabulous. I loved everything she did with that character.

    • Treant

      What this nation needs is a legion of Olenna Tyrell clones.

  • Will Parkinson

    So you fucked up your marriage for Trump. Good choice. :eye roll:

    • TrueWords

      EXACTLY…his ambitions were more important that his marriage and children…ah the GOP the pinnacle of morals and finger pointing for others and they drain and scrape the bottom with their behaviors…

    • shellback

      I could be wrong, but I suspect she has been waiting for an opportunity.

      • Treant

        Agreed. One slip does not lead you to leave your husband (particularly when 9 months pregnant). Hell, my husband would have to do far more than sell out to secure our financial future for me to consider leaving him.

        This guy’s been a dick since day one. She just chose to un-dick herself at an opportune moment.

  • justme

    So CNN if you won’t hire the mooch.. Fire the cooch..

    • justme

      The world doesn’t need Donnie’s cooch with the constant misdirection

  • Carl

    I can’t wait to forget about him.

    • Todd Allis

      Who were we talking about again?

      • Karl Dubhe

        Bob, someone…

        • Teresarjordon

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        • Gracegtierney

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    • Daveed_WOW

      Never remember. <3

    • SockMikey

      He didn’t even last long enough to become a skit on SNL. πŸ™‚

      Trump White House – punch lines write themselves.

  • AJD

    Divorced by his wife when she’s nine months pregnant. Shitcanned by the administration after only 11 days. I almost feel sorry for him.


    • Daveed_WOW

      Indeed. People like that don’t actually have any feelings. He’ll be fine.

  • thom

    why does the GOP sticks with Trump when he is systematically getting rid of every Republican in the WH?
    This, probably…
    “Health care collapsed. There’s a frantic game of musical chairs at the White House. But Trump is winning on judges.”

  • Droz

    We’re not gonna hire him! No way, no how. We are not going to hire that man!
    *screen wipe*
    We are pleased to announce the newest addition to the CNN Team, Anthony Scaramucci!”

  • CNN, everybody still remembers the fact you hired Lewandowski despite his remaining on the Trump campaign payroll. And the further fact you continue to employ Jeffrey Lord.

    • another_steve

      And that shoplifter with the heavy makeup. I always forget her name.

      CNN is the cable news scumbaggery of our time.

  • Steven B

    Let’s see what happens now to the value of his company that he was supposed to sell to China.

  • another_steve

    He’s very marketable. He has near-100 percent name recognition now.

    I channel dead Jewish grandmothers. I hear them now:

    Stevela, honey… He’s laughing all the way to the bank now.

  • FancyThat
    • Treant

      Shit, I just re-watched this this morning when I had some slack time.

      I just hate that they felt the need to make it a happy ending. It should have ended with Smoochy corrupted and Rainbow Randolph killed for his crimes.

    • justme

      a tRumpanzee whore by any other name is still a…

  • Jeffrey
    • Phil2u

      Wow, that was fast….. bee-jeezus.

      • Jeffrey

        First rule of Trump Club is you never pull focus from the boss

    • another_steve

      Shouldn’t that be his tongue?

    • JT

      “… and it’s intoxicating!!!”

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Yet CNN still has Jason Miller, Jeffrey Lord, Kaileigh McNinny, Kellyanne Conjob, etc.

    • justme

      and the block is STILL on and I won’t watch the whores of Pennsylvania AVE

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      It’s dementia, I tell you. By 2020, he will need someone to feed him.

    • Daveed_WOW

      I’ll forget the Bowling Green Massacre every time I remember dear dead Donald Trump. In the near future. I miss the days when people used to die in their Seventies.

  • JT, hmm.

    From Wiki:

    The Campaign Life Coalition (often called Campaign Life) is a Canadian political lobbyist organization founded in 1978. Based in Toronto, the organization advocates for socially conservative values.[1] In addition to its initial goals of opposing abortion and euthanasia, Campaign Life Coalition advocates for traditional family values including opposition to same-sex marriage.

    An embarrassment of riches in the shit-for-brains, asswipe, wingnut community. Let the cannibalism continue!

    • ByronK

      I looked them up and Google had them listed as a fertility clinic!! So I successfully edited them to Non-profit organization. There wasn’t a “Fucking Nutjob Douchebags” category. πŸ™

  • ByronK

    Last night John Oliver said The Mooch sounds like an STD that cows get. If you didn’t see the show, it’s a must watch – he completely rips Alex Jones to shreds.

  • Hank

    Anyone know, who Corey Lewandowsky is working for??? He still appears on TV news and I have not the foggiest day as to why…. except that he is Drumpfpanzee

  • Daveed_WOW

    The only person I feel sorry for is Mario Cantone.

  • DaddyRay

    Now he can spend more time with his divorce attorney

  • andrew

    But Kellyanne Conway is the apple of our eye.

  • Steven B
  • grada3784

    That just means for this month. He’ll be hired by Labor Day. CNN can’t go on without a few cronies on the Trump payroll.

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    What? Why stop your shenanigans now CNN?

  • The_Wretched

    Perfect! That means MSNBC can pick him up!