Brian Sims Serves Lesson To Abusive Facebook Troll, Has Phone Call With His “Disappointed” Grandmother

Pennsylvania state Rep. Brian Sims has served some rather delicious revenge on a Facebook troll. Slowly Boiled Frog reports:

Earlier in the week, some nitwit (first name David) wrote “Nigger Faggot” on Sims’ Facebook page. Sims responded: “David, I can’t tell if you’re just a really dumb little boy or an angry bigot but I know for sure that you shouldn’t have posted your grandmother’s telephone number on your Facebook page. She and I just had a very disappointing chat about you. We’ll talk soon.”

And here I get all my fun just by posting Google Earth photos of the homes of OUR trolls. (Tipped by JMG reader Jon)

  • Mr. M

    Do whatever you want to me Brian.

  • Jonathan Smith

    you GO Daddy! 🙂

    • Jerry

      Though I don’t think he likes being called “daddy”. In Philly last summer, a few days before the DNC started, I was waiting to cross the street in the downtown gayborhood, and I saw Sims walking, in suit and tie, on the opposite street. A twink beside me yelled “Hey Daddy”…no response; “Hey Daddy”…again nothing. Then “Hey Brian”, and then he waved and said “I don’t answer to that”.

  • Xuuths

    Soooo hot!

  • Rex

    Brian, My grandmother is dead so if I troll you will you spank me instead?

    • Todd20036

      You sir, are an unrepentant slut.
      Just making sure we are on the same page.

      • Rex

        Of course we’re on the same page, covering both top and bottom.

        • boatboy_srq

          Oh my…

        • Almaamclean

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          • ChrisMorley

            REPORTED and FLAGGED again

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    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent
    • Randy Left Brooklyn

      If he won’t I will. Actually, it may be best if we tag team you.

  • perversatile

    When your Granny thinks you’re a total shit, there really is no redemption to be had.

  • ByronK

    Hell hath no fury like a pissed off grandmother. Good.

  • kcken
    • Judas Peckerwood


    • safari

      Oh, Robocop2. The worst of the original 3 Robocops.

      • CottonBlimp

        Worse than Robocop 3!?

        They couldn’t even get Peter Weller back.

        • safari

          I’d argue yes, because 2 turned into a strange war on drugs movie and took its camp a little too far. In the 3rd movie, there was the ridiculous Japanese robot subplot, but there was a more human plotline about keeping Detroit intact.

    • Cheryl Berube

      Kinda hated these movies. The violence was really over the top.

      • kcken

        They were all stupid. Typical “machine goes evil” plots.

  • Lazycrockett

    and people thought Beitbart would be the official news.

    • Sam_Handwich

      i’m more concerned about Richard SImmons’ latest shenanigans!

      • Lazycrockett

        with this man

    • pepón

      8 enemies? Does this include Canada and Mexico?

      • ericxdc

        1) NY Times
        2) Washington Post
        3) Hillary
        4) The American Public
        5) Hillary
        6) NBC News
        7) Bill & Chelsea (and Hillary)
        8) The Truth

        • that should read
          1) The Failing NY Times
          2) The Failing Washington Post

        • Oh’behr in Minnesota

          Hmm, also?
          1) Flying Spaghetti Monster and all good superheros
          2) Everyone actually sane or fairly so and good hearted
          3) Anyone progressive or who gets called libtard
          4) Good people in future generations to come
          5) much of the world, including the natural world
          6) anyone LGBTIA who aren’t on quislings for the right
          7) great liberal women now, in the past and in the future
          8) great men who aren’t assholes, just into machismo, being Republicans and totally into their profit margin in this lifetime. Who stand stand apart from societal role models.

        • Snarkaholic

          I thought #6 was Rosie O’Donnell.

        • JCF

          Where’s Obama?

        • Wendy Veto

          I thought the truth was enemy #1.

    • We’re doomed.

    • And the people who buy into it do so because they have a hard on for violence. Fox News and the right wing mainstream have done to our grandparents what our grandparents said video games would do to us.

      • Chris Baker

        These people still have a 19th century idea of war–that you can just somehow bomb and/or invade your enemies into submission, and they will just say “yes, sir”. We lost in Vietnam. We didn’t really win in Iraq or Afghanistan–we actually created a more unstable region in the mideast.

    • Rex

      Trump looks like a grandmother in that photo.

      • TampaDink

        It would be very wrong for me to say that I wish he looked like either one of my grandmothers do today since one of them died in 1979 & the other in 1981. So I won’t say that.

      • clay

        He’s jealous of Barbara Bush.

        • Rex

          That’s it! All that’s missing is the pearls.

          • Snarkaholic

            …and the nicer hairstyle.

      • jefe5084

        He’s a babushka.

        • BudClark

          He’s the anal after-birth of a Tazmanian Devil.

    • safari

      This isn’t news. It is stating the obvious.

    • Mark_in_MN

      Eight enemies? As if such enumeration was obvious. Who, exactly are these 8 enemies?

      • TampaDink

        The elderly.
        The poor.
        The sick.
        The hungry.
        People of color.
        Us LGBT folks.

    • ChrisInKansas

      Is it wrong to admit that I bought and read nearly all the tabloids – including the hysterical Weekly World News – every single week in junior high and high school? And saved them?

    • shivadog

      These gossip rags love Trump. Every time I see something about him on their front page, it’s talking about how wonderful he is and/or dissing Obama and Hillary. One even said that Trump was going to expose how Hillary was collaborating with the Russians. How delusional is that? She collaborated with the Russians to lose the election? What is wrong with these scumbags?

    • Gustav2

      Isn’t the owner of the Enquirer a member of Trump’s Palm Beach club? It might be inside info heard in the dining room.

    • Interesting. I check out the covers of all the white trash filth rags waiting in line at the grocery store. I see they are still 110% pro-Trump but interesting that they turned on Bill O’Reilly. Also, why is anyone still pretending the Travolta isn’t gay. The tabloids outed him 20 years ago at least and keep posting these stories about him regularly.

      • Dom Saunders

        Okay, come on. Is he REALLY? Is he really gay? I don’t buy it.

    • Jay Silversmith

      I always have to drop acid to read the Enquirer.

    • gothambear

      The owner of the National Enquirer is good buds with trump – but of course because slime sticks together

    • jixter

      The best thing about ‘The National Enquirer’ is always its cover. It tells you everything you need to know about its contents so you never need to waste money buying it, and It also makes standing in a check-out line a little less tedious.

      In the mid-1960’s it would usually contain a centerfold of something grisly – like a grainy, black and white photo of somebody who had been run over by a train.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Ha Ha Ha Ha SPANK !!

  • thom

    JUST IN —> Roy Moore announces he is running for the US Senate seat to which Luther Strange was appointed. Primary is set for August 15.

  • JoyZeeBoy
    • Sam_Handwich


    • Paul David

      A million upvotes!

    • Mr. M

      If ever there were evidence of a God…

    • Cackalaquiano

      Age is working out well for him.

    • Todd20036

      Who is that?

      • Phil2u

        I think it’s Simms….dunno.

      • A younger Representative Brian Sims

        • Todd20036

          He looked sexy as a young man.
          And he looks sexy now!
          Lucky bastard.

          • FAEN

            You should check out ‘I’m from driftwood’. Has a young Brian speaking about his coming out.

      • Oh’behr in Minnesota

        It’s everyone on JMG, can you not tell?!!!

    • agcons


  • Acronym Jim

    Methinks somebody just got written out of the will.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • TampaDink

    O/T: A long but pretty interesting Heineken ad.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Interesting. Too bad our trumpanzees don’t have cute accents.
      Also, they’d rather smash their beer than discuss.

      • TampaDink

        True….but first they’d guzzle down the free beer, even if it is “foreign” before using the broken bottle as a shiv.

        • Oh’behr in Minnesota

          They might think Heineken is German rather than Dutch. Er, I am not sure they would even think it’s German. Just that it’s funny sounding.

          • TampaDink

            Yup. “what is this shitty beer with a weird name? damned librul elites are too good to drink Miller or Bud!”

      • Edmund Allin
        • Ragnar Lothbrok


          • Edmund Allin

            (It was just meant to be an up-vote, and then I started writing a reply to nother post.)

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            lol ok. It was an old post. You must have been bored

  • safari

    I like this solution.

  • Cuberly

    Speaking of cute….couldn’t help myself.

    Bummed there’s only one shirtless pic. But still, (sigh).

  • Jonathan Smith
    • Oh’behr in Minnesota

      His partner is the luckiest man on earth.
      I wish them both the best.
      Yet he still makes great eye candy.

      PS … sorry to be a killjoy.

  • This reminds me of a story of a dinner I had with a friend of a friend. He was a particularly vain twink and for some reason brought up the subject of good-looking congressmen. He said he likes the Republicans because they tend to be the hottest, so I showed him a picture of Brian Sims to counter his argument. He then replied that Rep. Sims was “Too bearish” and not “daddy enough”. So I asked my friend not to invite his friend as often whenever we go out.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Yeah, McConnell always gives me a chubby. He’s soooooo dreamy!
      Good for you. No need to deal with anyone who can’t appreciate warm and fuzzy bears.

      • boatboy_srq

        He probably thought Aaron Schock (R-Downton) was cute.

      • BobSF_94117

        McConnell’s wattles!!!!! Swooooooooooooon…..

        • MBear


          (Barf’d a little in my mouth)

  • Lars Littlefield

    Good for sims. BTW: I LOVE the Google Earth photos. Post more of them!

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Isn’t it always that one guy from Jamaica, Queens?

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    OMG – LOVE this.

  • Blake J Butler
  • Jon Doh

    OT: Amazon just released the Echo Look. Now you can take photos of your junk on command and without that stupid selfie stick.

  • The Professor

    Bravo Brian. Well done!

  • FAEN

    Brian Sims is dangerously, stupidly hot and he make me swoon. Amongst other things.

  • Barry William Teske

    Thats the way you do it!
    Slay the HATE with humour or force it in front of a mirror, mirror on the wall.

  • bmoore4026

    That’s how you headbutt a troll

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Orly


  • djcoastermark

    Good lard, can this man get any sexier ?

    • clay

      we could lard him up and find out?

      • djcoastermark

        Oh man o man would I lo……..

  • Michael White

    Does he have . husband?

    • clay

      Rumor in town is that he broke up with his boyfriend, but I’ve heard no public announcement to that effect.

  • Mark

    I’ve been reluctant to fully support the research…but I am now soooo on-board for cloning bears. I’ll take 2, please.

    • Make America Grating Again

      I volunteer to collect the DNA sample.

  • SnowFlake

    Hope Grandma has a switch to whip dat ass!!

  • Galvestonian

    Delicious …

  • John Calendo

    WHERE, WHERE WHERE … are the Google Earth photo of the trolls, Joe? Inquiring Minds Want to Know!