GRAB ‘EM BY THE PUSSY: Donald Trump Declares April To Be National Sexual Assault Awareness Month

Not an April Fools joke:

President Trump on Friday proclaimed April 2017 as National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month.

“My Administration, including the Department of Justice and the Department of Health and Human Services, will do everything in its power to protect women, children, and men from sexual violence,” Trump said in his proclamation released on the final day of March. ” As a Nation, we must develop meaningful strategies to eliminate these crimes, including increasing awareness of the problem in our communities, creating systems that protect vulnerable groups, and sharing successful prevention strategies.”

The announcement cited Justice Department information that there are “more than 300,00 instances of rape or other sexual assault that afflict our neighbors and loved ones every year.”

  • Bryan

    Also Irony Lack-of-Awareness Month?

    • KCMC

      so many miles beyond denial. Clearly disordered.

  • there’s exactly ZERO redeeming qualities about this “person”.
    FUCKING ZERO!

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Is this a complete lack of self-awareness, or just plain cynicism?

  • That_Looks_Delicious
    • We need way the fuck more than ‘concern’ at this point.

      My wife today, while we were out on one of our fitness walks, said she thought Obama should’ve declared a state of emergency, either last summer or in the fall or immediately after the election results which defied all polling expectations.

      I couldn’t disagree with her.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        I share your feelings, but I don’t think “We have millions of stupid voters” can be used as grounds for a federal emergency, even if it is, in fact, a more serious threat than any tornado or hurricane.

        • One would think “a mobbed up treasonous money laundering liar who appears to be unhinged from reality is going to become President” would constitute such an exception, but what do I know.

    • Ross

      All I could think of watching the video was the 180 degree difference between Josh and Sean.

      Wow.

      Its like watching the difference between a highly evolved life form and a single-celled organism.

  • Gustav2

    It’s not an April Fools Joke?

    As I posted earlier, “So many swear words, so little time.”

  • PickyPecker
    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Eww!

      • cleos_mom

        But an excellent likeness.

    • another_steve

      Still grosses me out.

      Each and every time I see that.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      And this is what he does in public.

    • Todd20036

      She reminds me of what Melanoma looks like as soon as Trump looks away from her

  • Ross
  • another_steve

    My Maine Coon runs, every time she hears “grab ’em by the pussy.”

  • Gustav2

    Is that the EO that made him leave the signing?

  • PickyPecker
    • Artsy

      Unregistered sex offender.

  • another_steve

    May I grab Jared by his man-pussy?

    • Bonobo

      Absofuckinlutely.

    • Joe in PA

      You might be alone in your lust there Steve. I wouldn’t hate-fuck that. Gross.

      • another_steve

        Joe, I channel dead Jewish grandmothers. Try to see it from their (my) perspective.

        A nice attractive Jewish boy who just so happens to be a billionaire.

        • Joe in PA

          Well…now that you put it THAT way. LOL. But he’s still not a doctor.

          • another_steve

            This is true. He’s not a doctor. That’s a minus.

            I’m not an observant Jew (I’m in it due to the genetics, the food and the language), but Jared is.

            I would sit with him on the Sabbath on the living room couch in his penthouse and we would pray together to imaginary deities. I was Bar Mitzvahed. I can do the prayers in Hebrew.

            And when he entered a state of spiritual rapture, I would grope him.

    • Paula

      No!

    • KCMC

      pics if you do. Yet another rich, “he went to Jared’s,” meme waiting to be.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Mister “Dumpfreys”! Keep your hands off my pussy!

    • another_steve

      And I am unanimous in that!

  • Jeff D

    Official Sponsor — Tic Tacs.

  • Treasonous, money-laundering pussy grabber said what?

  • Cuberly

    Riiiiight, it’s all better now.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f6e28a78b18b42a3aa3c03ff02dd7cf866a2ec93c7d91558aa47d1542108de24.jpg

    Really says how damaging the primaries where when traditional Prez duties entailing statesmanship or tradition have been battered to this extent. Where the current occupant of the office can’t be taken seriously by any stretch of the word.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      ↑↑ Spot On ↑↑

  • 2patricius2

    Ah, yes. A man who has bragged about assaulting women is concerned about sexual assault and prevention. Sure.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      His only interest in this, is so he can use it as a bludgeon against immigrants, who of course are all rapists, according to him and Bannon.

  • PickyPecker
    • another_steve

      One of the incredible incredible failures of the U.S. press in the months leading up to the election is that they didn’t adequately pursue and report on the stories of those 12 or 13 women who recounted how Trump molested them.

      An enormous failure, an enormous shame on the press.

      • Joe in PA

        I hear you…but I’m not sure any of his followers would have believed them. Even the 13-year-old case was denied as “fake news”.

        But, then again, maybe that would have motivated those dems that didn’t bother to vote. πŸ™

        • MonochromeMouse

          The ones that didn’t vote at all were so brainwashed by the republican’s anti-Clinton propaganda that even trump bragging about molesting women wasn’t enough to convince them to get out and stop him.

          • another_steve

            To this day it’s not clear to me how many Bernie Sanders supporters didn’t bother voting — and whether their votes would have made an electoral college difference.

            If anyone reading here has any info on that, please share it.

          • Todd20036

            Clinton lost by a total of about 100,000 votes, spread out in 4 southern states.

            It probably would have made a difference

          • cleos_mom

            And not even up-to-date propaganda. Mid-90s Republican talking points. Some of the dumbest rubes last year were on the left side of the midway

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          From what I’ve read, the witnesses did some things that made the story shaky/unreliable even for progressive-leaning news outlets.

          Unfortunately, that’s the way it often works, as prosecutors know all too well. A lot of times the witnesses to crimes are themselves immersed in the businesses or environments where those crimes occur and don’t have the cleanest records, so it is easy for a defense attorney to make them look not reliable. Journalism and law have different rules of conduct, but there’s a kind of parallel.

          FWIW I do believe the rape happened, but I don’t think that will be the story that brings Trump down.

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        One of many.

      • Ninja0980

        Kathleen Wiley, Paula Jones and Kathleen WIley also deserve a mention of scorn.
        All the vile things they claim Bill and Hillary did to them, Trump did to the women who accused him in spades.
        And they did and said nothing and continued to campaign for Trump.
        Hate to say it but I have to believe these three women were women scorned and nothing more.
        No true victim of sexual assault would campaign for someone like Trump.

        • another_steve

          Hate to say it… but you pay certain folks enough money and they’ll turn their mothers in to the authorities.

    • PickyPecker
      • Joe in PA

        I can’t tell you the number of trumpets that told me this was fake news. Never happened. Made up. Blah blah, fucking blah. Not gonna engage.

        • PickyPecker

          A futile waste of energy to engage them, really. Let them rot in their ignorance.

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        Asking a Brietfarter to do research is like asking a pig to fly.

        • Acronym Jim

          A trebuchet helps in that regard.

  • Ernest Endevor

    Je suis gobsmacked.

    • billbear1961

      Tu n’es pas alone.

  • Todd Allis

    To be “fair,” awareness doesn’t necessarily mean disapproval.

  • Boreal
  • billbear1961

    Don’t you mean a month for jokes about and the celebration of sexual predation, MONSTER??

  • Boreal
    • Artsy

      Where is all the outrage from Republican women over this new admin’s treatment of them? Oh yeah, their candidate “won” so they don’t care.

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  • Bonobo

    Groper-in-chief says WHAT!? Liar.

  • Steverino

    And should you be poor, get pregnant, and turn to Planned Parenthood for help, you’re fucked.

    • Hue-Man

      And deny abortions to women who have been raped so they have to deliver children whose rapist fathers can claim custody!

  • JustDucky

    The press has misunderstood. Trump wants the month of April to be dedicated to making women aware that he’s going to sexually assault them.

    • Natty Enquirer

      And to preventing their resistance.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Typical totalitarian tactic. Act like a public champion against vices you privately favor.

  • jimbo65

    That’s rich, a rapists who hasn’t been brought to justice making a sexual assault awareness proclamation. Mirror Universes really do exist.

  • Stogiebear

    So, how many of those 300,000 instances of sexual assault each year are perpetrated by the Pussy Grabber in Chief?

  • MaryJOGrady

    The gall. The unmitigated gall.

  • Ray Page

    Trump is the Bill Cosby of presidents when it comes to sexual assault. The difference is that at one time Cosby was likeable.

    • MonochromeMouse

      Cosby was at the very least ashamed of what he did and tried to act like he wasn’t doing anything, trump bragged about doing it and acted like it was something he did/does all the time.

      • Ray Page

        Calling over 50 accusers liars isn’t shame.

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  • BearEyes

    of course the irony escapes him

  • JWC

    Lying(Hippo)crate

  • kelven

    Grotesque. Craven. Buffoon.

  • jefe5084

    So…..he wants us all to go out a assault people? Geeze. Wouldn’t doubt it. It got him all the way to the White House, probably how he sees it.

  • Treant
    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme
      • clay

        and it’s possible (likely?) Flynn’s testimony could still take out Pence.

    • KCMC

      Haggard, comes to mind.

      • clay
        • KCMC

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  • ColdCountry

    And he’s going to do his bit to raise awareness by going out and assaulting “his share.”

  • Snarkaholic

    You. Filthy. Hypocrite.

  • Slippy_World
  • anne marie in philly

    grab ME by the pussy, dump, and I will kick you so hard in the nuts they will come out your ugly h8-spewing mouth!

  • Thorn Spike

    Irony truly and completely dead.

  • Megrim Twist
  • edrex

    for trump, every month is sexual assault awareness month.

    • Acronym Jim

      April, May, and June are. None of the other months have pussies to grab.

  • TexasBoy

    To Trump that means he thinks April is a month he can grab all he wants, after all they’ve been warned.

  • Acronym Jim

    This is no doubt at the suggestion of Ivanka in order to belatedly perform damage control.

  • Tor

    Is it pro or con sexual assault?

  • >The announcement cited Justice Department information that there are β€œmore than 300,000 instances of rape or other sexual assault that afflict our neighbors and loved ones every year.”

    How disgraceful! Less than half a million? When there’s legions upon legions of good white Christian men out there that need to get their dicks wet? We need to push these numbers up! Make America Great Again!

    /sarc

    • clay

      I’m sorry, but “that afflict our neighbors and loved ones every year.”?

      No [man] in the Justice Department would EVER be sexually assaulted?
      Fuck them and their ignorance of female department members and CITIZENS, if nothing else.

  • greenmanTN

    Well, I just got my daily allowance of irony…

  • MikeBx2

    Ask the Grabber In Chief if we hear someone in the locker room admitting to sexual assault, should we inform the police?

  • Ninja0980

    April Fools isn’t until tomorrow asshole.

  • Sissy Spacedout

    No self awareness at all.

  • royinhell

    Feeling left out by Black and Women’s History Months, Drumph decides to declare a month all about himself.

  • houstonray

    April 2017 – National Stay Away from Men like Donald Trump Month?

  • Ben in Oakland

    It obviously isn’t self awareness month.

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  • JCF
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  • sword

    The FBI hires retired bank robbers as consultants. Who better than Trump to know about sexual assault.

  • Kendall

    Irony, thy name is Trump.