Southern Evangelical Leader Richard Land: Opposing Trump Is Nothing Less Than Insurrection [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

The Southern Evangelical Seminary’s Richard Land, who spent the last eight years relentlessly attacking the Obama administration and vowing to defy the president, is now voicing his deep concerns about those who dare to oppose President Trump’s agenda.

While appearing on TheDove TV’s “Focus Today” program yesterday, Land said that opposition to Trump amounts to “insurrection” and that the Trump administration is leading a “counter-revolution” aimed at defeating a “second American revolution” that he claims was fomented by the likes of former-President Obama and Hillary Clinton.

“What does concern me is that there is a new poll out showing that 35 percent of Americans are pure resistance; they are not going to accept Donald Trump whatever he does, they have made up their mind that he is not a legitimate president and they are going to resist him at all costs,” Land said. “Now, there is a name for that, it’s called insurrection.”


PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Richard Land declares that if he didn’t vote for Trump, he’d have to apologize to Jesus. Richard Land co-authors Christian Post editorial declaring Trump to be a “misogynist, philandering, crude, scam artist.” Richard Land vows calls for blocking all judicial appointments until Obama is out of office. Richard Land declares that Christians must always tell gays that they are controlled by Satan. Richard Land declares that Satan loves homosexuality. Richard Land declares that gays will destroy America with paganism, pedophilia, and disease.

  • Lazycrockett

    Like most southern fundy men, he fears women.

  • Fifth-and-a-Half Element

    “𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵
    𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 35
    𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘦
    𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦; 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰
    𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴,
    𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴
    𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦
    𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴,” 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥
    𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥. “𝘕𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴
    𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.”

    Sorry. I call that being a true American.

    • Tomcat

      I am offended that they understated the percentage numbers on that one.

  • Tomcat

    Ok so he is an asshole, who cares. Just one more of them.

  • AtticusP
  • Pollos Hermanos
    • another_steve

      The Fluttering Jesus.

      A very ancient Christian iconic image.

      • clay

        I have some difficulty with earlier art– keep confusing this one with “Jazz-Hands Jesus”.

        • another_steve

          It’s recognizing the classic “Oy vey I Needed This?” Jesus iconography that always throws me off.

          It sort of mimics a Jewish mother asking God why her brisket burned in the oven.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • safari

      Either she did it or she’s a security threat.

      • The_Wretched

        Seriously. You can blame the interns before you’re in office but after that, you need to keep control of your accounts.

    • james1200
      • Steverino

        Somebody should have grabbed that pussy.

    • Treant

      Compromised account! Lock her up!

    • Ninja0980

      Lying liar says what?

    • kaydenpat

      Must have been one of her alternative personalities.

  • Paula

    Well, Dick Land (you can’t make this shit up) we’ll start with your home and church.

  • james1200
  • Rex

    35 percent of Americans are showing signs of intelligence, that’s kinda low.

    • james1200

      He’s fucking dreaming if he thinks it’s that low. I think it’s hovering around 40% and that doesn’t include another 35% who will go with the winner in a civil war but stay out of it otherwise, leaving Trump with the 25% of the population that actually voted for him (and a good percentage of them were idiots who voted for him as a protest thinking Hillary would win. Thanks polls!)

  • Martin

    What’s that? Land has an inch erection?

    • clay

      is angry

  • Sam_Handwich
  • Rex

    Let’s see, when Putin takes over and rounds up all you religious nut cases, make sure you’re still supporting good ‘ole two corinthians trump.

  • Tomcat

    OT Russian Spy ship off Delaware coast. Probably waiting to pick up Flynn.

    • David L. Caster

      Trying to pick up the RF beam coming from White House.

  • Rex

    Jesus healed a blind man, however, blindness caused by stupidity can’t be cured.

  • PickyPecker

    Came across this – thought I’d share:

    Some people are saying that we should give Donald Trump a chance, that we should “work together” with him because he won the election and he is “everyone’s president.” This is my response:

    •I will not forget how badly he and so many others treated former President Barack Obama for 8 years…
    •I will not “work together” to build a wall.
    •I will not “work together” to persecute Muslims.
    •I will not “work together” to shut out refugees from countries where we destabilized their governments, no matter how bad they might have been, so that we could have something more agreeable to our oligarchy.
    •I will not “work together” to lower taxes on the 1%.
    •I will not “work together” to increase taxes on the middle class and poor.
    •I will not “work together” to help Trump use the Presidency to line his pockets and those of his cronies.
    •I will not “work together” to weaken and demolish environmental protection.
    •I will not “work together” to sell American lands to companies which then despoil those lands.
    •I will not “work together” to enable the killing in any way of whole species of animals just because they are predators, or inconvenient for a few, or because some people want to get their thrills killing them.
    •I will not “work together” to remove civil rights from anyone.
    •I will not “work together” to waste trillions more on our military when we already have the strongest in the world.
    •I will not “work together” to alienate countries that have been our allies for as long as I have been alive.
    •I will not “work together” to slash funding for education.
    •I will not “work together” to take basic assistance from people who are at the bottom of the socioeconomic ladder.
    •I will not “work together” to allow torture and “black op” prison sites.
    •I will not “work together” to “take their oil.”
    •I will not “work together” to get rid of common sense regulations on guns.
    •I will not “work together” to eliminate the minimum wage.
    •I will not “work together” to support so-called “Right To Work” laws, or undermine, weaken or destroy Unions in any way.
    •I will not “work together” to suppress scientific research, be it on climate change, fracking, or any other issue where a majority of scientists agree that Trump and his supporters are wrong on the facts.
    •I will not “work together” to criminalize abortion or restrict health care for women.
    •I will not “work together” to increase the number of nations that have nuclear weapons.
    •I will not “work together” to put even more “big money” into politics.
    •I will not “work together” to violate the Geneva Convention.
    •I will not “work together” to give the Ku Klux Klan, the Nazi Party and white supremacists a seat at the table, or to normalize their hatred.
    •I will not “work together” to deny health care to people who need it.
    •I will not “work together” to increase the profits of the insurance companies.
    •I will not “work together” to deny medical coverage to people on the basis of an alleged or actual “pre-existing condition.”
    •I will not “work together” to increase voter suppression.
    •I will not “work together” to normalize tyranny.
    •I will not “work together” with anyone who is, or admires, tyrants and dictators.
    •I will not “work together” with Donald Trump or anyone who supports him, because I will not allow one man to feed upon the fears of the populace, blaming minorities for their condition or their inability to thrive.

    This is the line, and I am drawing it.
    •I will stand for honesty, love, respect for all living beings, and for the beating heart that is the center of Life itself.
    •I will use my voice and my hands, to reach out to the uninformed, and to anyone who will LISTEN for what’s really so dangerous about Donald Trump, his friends and the Big Lie they spin to the world:
    That “winning”, “being great again”, “rich” or even “beautiful” is anything more than nothing… When others are sacrificed to glorify its existence.
    #RESIST

    ~Mike Harnisch

    • Tomcat

      You better copy that or you are going to get carpal tunnel typing it all the time. And we all need to see it from time to time.

      • Todd20036

        Unless he’s a chronic masturbator, and he needs to use the above rant as an excuse to explain his carpal tunnel in mixed company

        • Professor Barnhardt

          How do you define “chronic”?

          I’m asking for a friend.

        • Charlie3

          Not funny. Just stupid.

    • grada3784

      Posted it on my Facebook page. Thanks.

    • Thanks! I posted that on my blog.

    • Lawerence Collins
      • perversatile

        It’s got a good beat and you can punch a nazi to it…
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaEEdS4N_qc

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    • kaydenpat

      Wow. This needs to be shared millions of times. Powerful. I wouldn’t work together with Hitler so why would I work together with Trump?

    • romanhans

      I will not “work together” with people who support the president when he’s crazy but not when he’s black.

  • JWC
  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Hello pot, may I introduce you to kettle. What a fucking hypocrite.

    No, we won’t accept him. He didn’t win the popular vote and the Russians had a hand in his so called victory. You want to call me an insurrectionist? Go right ahead.

    #NotMyPresident

  • Treant

    He looks cheerful.

    Also, payback’s a bitch and, unlike you, we actually have valid criticisms with growing proof behind them. So shut the fuck up.

  • sfjohn

    why is his face melting??

    • No More GOP.

      Global warming is hell on parafin.

  • Tomcat

    Hey shithead, why so gloomy? Your anti-christ is running things isn’t he?

  • Mike C
  • fuzzybits
    • Derrick Johns

      I bought it. I can eat it.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Danger! Danger! Like the robot all these evangelical scammers business are crying wolves. As long as their pockets are lined, the rest of America can go fuck themselves. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dc6e93049814bcc2f7a042d93884c4a0001f835a4a1d7b0a7a53f12db7772296.gif

  • “When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way. Their movements become headlong – faster and faster and faster. They put aside all thoughts of obstacles and forget the precipice does not show itself to the man in a blind rush until it’s too late.” — Frank Herbert

  • another_steve

    The gods make disgusting those they detest.

  • Martin

    Notice that he doesn’t cast a reflection.

    • No More GOP.

      This is a good thing.

    • Lars Littlefield

      There is a “magician’s mirror” constructed so that anyone standing directly in front of it doesn’t show a reflection. There is a reflection, it’s deflected so bystanders can’t see it. Objects farther away show up fine. It would be delicious to march into this man’s congregation and force him to stand in front of one of these full length mirrors and just scare the shit out of his congregation.

  • Carl

    Shorter version: “We’re supposed to be in charge so we can apply one set of rules for us and a different set of rules for them”

  • Ben in Oakland

    No, asshole.*

    It’s not insurrection. We have those rights under our constitution– speech, press, assembly, and redress of grievances. Take it up with Washington, Jefferson, Adams, and Madison.

    *I do not mean to malign a perfectly useful and good orifice.

    • clay

      His ilk did take it up with Washington, Jefferson . . .
      in their own failed insurrection.

      • Ben in Oakland

        Surely you are not referring to The War of Northern Aggression?

        • clay

          Abso-fucking-lutely not. I’m from Kansas– if need be, we can go all John Brown on the South’s ass, again.

          • Lars Littlefield

            I love you.

          • Ben in Oakland

            Then whatever are you referring to?

  • pch1013

    … he said, while waving his Civil War Participation Trophy.

  • another_steve

    Richard Land declares that Christians must always tell gays that they are controlled by Satan.

    Well that’s true — isn’t it?

    Don’t gay men own an inordinate number of cats?

    • Lazycrockett

      Hell the only thing Satan wanted to do was overthrow a totalitarian dictatorship and have the angels be equal to humankind.

      • another_steve

        True.

        I’m not too up on gentile mythology, but isn’t Satan said to have been an angel who went bad?

        • clay

          you say “bad”
          I say . . . “independent”

          • another_steve

            Independent contractors are the worst. The most wicked.

            Had one of those cute boys drive up to my front door the other day in his pickup truck and ask if I needed my driveway repaved.

            I politely said no and proceeded to mentally rape him.

          • clay

            Didn’t even ask him inside for a hot cuppa, tsk, tsk.
            So uncouth, my mother would be shocked at your in-hospitality and waste of the full opportunity.

          • vorpal

            I think he knew that god was clearly a complete narcissistic idiot and tyrannical dictator and was like, “Nope. Nope. Nope.”

        • Lazycrockett

          Satan is Lucifer the Arch Angel.

    • fuzzybits

      You talking about my familiars?

    • fuzzybits
      • another_steve

        Ooh! Thanks!

        So glad to see girl up and about!

    • vorpal

      Hush, you.
      ONLY FOUR.
      That’s an average of two per human in the house.
      Just within acceptable limits!

      Joke I heard one time:
      Two cats is normal.
      Three cats is a crazy cat lady.
      Four cats is a gay couple.

      • another_steve

        Cats encompass the gay male aesthetic perfectly imo.

        Mysterious.

        Devious.

        Seductive.

  • fuzzybits
    • Canadian Observer

      Nice to see a NALT Christian out in public. I hope she can convince the others who are like her to stand up and be counted. Even as a hardened atheist, I would love to bring her a hot chocolate while she is out picketing. Or, in more common parlance… you go girl!

      • stuckinthewoods

        I wouldn’t assume she’s a Christian. I’d give her the benefit of the doubt.

    • kaydenpat

      Perfectly captures Christianists’ way of thinking. I don’t know the Jesus they worship at all. He sounds awful.

  • Charlie

    call it what you will…but I’m opposed!

  • HZ81

    Aw, let Jebus wipe away your tears, asswipe.

    • Joe in PA

      He’s in my thoughts and prayers.

  • Mickey Bitsko

    I’d hate to be the folks who work at his local liquor store. It’s gotta be drama 24-7 with this guy.

    • clay

      “He’s at the back door, again.”
      “Is he wearing that ridiculous hoodie, again?”
      “Yeah, as if it does anything to hide who he is.”

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • Todd20036

      Or arguing with a dining room table – paraphrased from B. Frank.

      • OdieDenCO

        or a dining room chair, but it’s been done

        • Philly Mike

          well someone talking to an empty stool was televised

  • The_Wretched

    This bloviator’s comments would be more interesting if trump the unfit had a respectable cabinet and was trying to do things like fix our roads and bridges while negotiating lower drug costs. Instead, it’s been a shitshow from day 1.

  • 2patricius2

    “We the People,” Mister Land. “We the People,” not Trump the traitorous despot wannabe. We the People who are intent on protecting our nation from all enemies, foreign or domestic.

  • JCF

    OT [except perp is probably another Christianist BIGOT like Land]

    Yay! BREAKING:

    Woman Arrested, Faces Hate Crime Charge For Davis [CA] Mosque Vandalism

    http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2017/02/14/woman-arrested-faces-hate-crime-charge-for-davis-mosque-vandalism/

    • Rebecca Gardner

      YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Stogiebear

      Caught the Radical Christianic Terrorist and saddled her with a $1M bail. Good. Have to say, though, that is the most inartistic application of bacon to builders hardware I have ever seen. Sad.

  • Kelly Lape

    Further proof that the United States is a failed nation. We are at a point where a division of land into two nations is necessary. Blue states do not deserve to be dictated to by a minority population of Neo Con idiots, and Red states can just go fuck themselves.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Can you imagine the US as two nations made entirely of all Blue States and all Red States? The Red States would fall into decay so rapidly they’ll be flooding over the border to Mexico for better living and working conditions.

      • Or they would be “pouring” over the blue’s borders.

        • Rebecca Gardner

          Nah. We’ll build a wall just to piss them off, or would the irony be lost on them?

          • 2patricius2

            And they’ll pay us to build it.

    • So how would we divide things up and who gets Hawaii and Alaska?

      • Rebecca Gardner

        We get Hawaii. The Cons can have Alaska.

        • Or Alaska could go with the Canada, there was even an Alaska delegation to Canada back in the early ’80s that asked Canada if Alaska could join.

          • Jukesgrrl

            Todd Palin belonged to a group that wanted Alaska to secede and become its own nation. I say, let ’em. But they get no foreign aid.

          • Yeah, true. But before the Palin’s were a carbuncle on Alaska’s ass, this was a very real thing.

          • Dazzer

            Hey now! If Canada is getting Alaska, Britain is demanding Hawaii back!

          • BillyDee4

            Give Hawaii back to the Hawaiians.

        • Steverino

          Just let Russia take Alaska back.

      • Kelly Lape

        Hawaii is blue and Alaska is red –

    • Ninja0980

      I agree, why the fuck should WY and OK get to speak for the nation?

    • clay

      Even in Kansas, 45% of voters voted for Clinton.

      • kaydenpat

        Wow. That’s shockingly high for Kansas (what’s the matter with).

    • forcebear

      But blue states are really blue cities, which are not known for growing all the food they eat. Like it or not, we have to relearn how to live together, and that does not involve electing hate-mongering con artists. Now if we can just convince the Republicans of that….

  • fuzzybits

    Shouldn’t he be somewhere eating a bucket of chicken?

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      or JimBob Bakker’s Apocalypse Slop Buckets.

  • Silver Badger

    Works for me. It’s time to take out the trash, starting with Richard Land.

    • 2patricius2

      To the landfill…….

      • Earl

        Toxic waste shouldn’t be dumped in landfills.

  • CandyDarling

    The picture at the top of this page is the exact face you expect to see in those black & white photos of men barring black people from eating in a diner. The sooner they’re gone the better off we’ll all be.

  • CanuckDon

    Somebody send this miserable sap a fleshlight or something.

  • Richard Land: mental illness on display. It’s becoming so common…

  • TestSubject51

    My god that is the biggest frowny face I have ever seen. He makes Grumpy Cat look happy. Turn that frown around !

    • CatCope

      Remember that “Twilight Zone” episode where this dying rich guy gives his “friends” Mardi Gras masks & when they remove them, they have the face they deserve! WHALA!!!
      And Ms. Grumpy Cat is the most beautiful Feline around (except for mine).

      • vorpal

        Hissagree to agree.

    • Statistics Palin

      It’s the Baptist Resting Bitch Face. My dad had one, too.

  • John

    After 8 years of these weasels bitching about President Obama, file this under “It’s OK if Republicans do it”, and then bury the file in dog shit.

    • righteous mob

      Bury THEM in dog shit!

  • anne marie in philly

    “Opposing Trump Is Nothing Less Than Insurrection” – he says that like it’s a bad thing! dump and his brownshirts are defying the constitution, a document dump SWORE to “preserve, protect, and defend”. yeah, so much for THAT!

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    Descendent of rebels says what?

    • Earl

      I think he said something about “argle bargle.”

    • JCF

      I think you meant, “descendent of TRAITORS”!

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    So what?

  • Gregory In Seattle

    If it is insurrection to oppose the president, then it was insurrection to oppose President Obama, was it not? And if you were free to oppose President Obama — which you did, quite vigorously with much intemperate language — then surely we are free to oppose Trump just as vigorously and with the same language, yes?

    • Ben in Oakland

      No.

    • Bj Lincoln

      There you go using logic again.

      • Gregory In Seattle

        Yeah, it’s a bad habit to get in to :/

  • Tiger Quinn

    Okay. Then I’m an insurrectionist. I’m just as surprised as anyone, but it feels comfortable.

  • JoyZeeBoy

    And what did he call opposing Obama?

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      The will of God.

      • Gianni

        Funny how that works, isn’t it? God is always on the side of a Christian loudmouth.

        • Bj Lincoln

          Their God does seem to agree with them often. Their God would not like me or my God very much.

  • MikeBx2

    In his defense, it was ok when they did it to Obama because, you know, he was black. /s

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      I’m surprised Obama wasn’t impeached for being president while black.

      • Lars Littlefield

        I know!

  • Benny S.

    What a drama queen.

  • Pip

    He seems to have misspelled Patriotic.

  • FAEN

    Ahh-more ‘Christian’ love I see.

  • Jukesgrrl

    My 11-month old niece makes that same face when I try to feed her baby food vegetables. She doesn’t have all her words yet, but I’m still pretty sure she’s smarter than Richard Land.

  • Gustav2

    Holy Crap.

  • NancyP

    Pot – Kettle – Black
    We are not the ones forming militias and making crazy threats. You can’t have an insurrection until there is sustained and widespread armed action. One act of vandalism at Berkeley = agent provocateur, single crazy guy, or cult group.

  • Rand503

    He appears to be a friendly sort. I guess that is what one guess a “southern smile.”

  • saucetin

    It’s too bad but the only way I can think of to turn that cheesefvcker’s frown upside-down’s hanging by ankle from butcher’s meat hook au congéalateur
    Why I’m compassionate & know that euphoria awaits this unhappy valentine

  • Millstone

    35%? Wow, thanks Dick! That’s great news!

    He’s the guy whose wings Robin Young gracefully ripped off yesterday on “Here & Now.”

    “Now you see, Robin, this here’s why people don’t like NPR.”

  • greenmanTN
  • Tom (wpg)

    A cow-pie on your face, idiot moron.

  • bkmn

    Let the insurrection continue!

    • witch

      Tar …
      Feathers …
      Torch …
      Pitchfork ….

      I’m ready

    • If this be treason, make the most of it! – Patrick Henry

  • Mark

    I’d rather camp with ‘resurrection’ than ‘white supremacist bigot’. Besides, not only is our camp bigger – it’s much nicer.

  • Democrats, take note. The time for collegiality is over. Fight unrelentingly against all Trumpus nominees and initiatives. Total war and no quarter.

  • The right of a nation to kill a tyrant in case of necessity can no more be doubted than to hang a robber, or kill a flea. – John Adams

  • ColoMtnWoman

    Only 35%? Oh no…It’s MUCH larger…

    But at least he’s right about totally resisting bigots, white nationalists/supremacists, religious wackos, and all the rest of the neo-fascists that follow the SN/PGiC… (Sociopathic-Narcissist/Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief).

  • DN

    As an immigrant, I know *precisely* what I affirmed (aka my oath).

    At NO point did I take allegiance or fealty to any human being. I affirmed to support and defend the constitution. Idiot.

  • kanehau

    I call Satan upon you!

    Oh wait… never mind… you already worship him.

  • TuuxKabin

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    Place in bake dish.
    Insert 24 cloves into surface of meat.
    Place canned pineapple slices over surface.
    Sprinkle with brown sugar.
    Pour one cup ginger ale, sprite or 7up into bake dish.
    Place in pre-heated oven at 400 degrees.
    Bake one hour or until glazed.
    Remove from oven. Allow to cool.
    Feed to the hogs. From whence it came.

  • Michael

    What concerns me is counterfeit Christians and false prophets selling their soul to Satan by voting for a serial adulterer who brags about sexually assaulting women.

    • Bj Lincoln

      It’s that small type at the bottom of the bible that lets them say they are sorry for all the really bad things they did, promise they won’t do it again and their slate is wiped clean to start over again….and again…..and again…..

    • WTHella

      Maybe they’re the real Christians. I mean, almost 100% of Germans were registered as some kind of Christian leading up to the Holocaust and look what happened.

  • Craig Howell

    “You say ‘Insurrection!” and I say ‘Resistance!’

    “You say ‘potaytoe’ and I say “potahto’

    “Let’s call the whole thing off!”

  • kaydenpat

    What a nerve he has to call anyone out for opposing Trump after how he behaved during President Obama’s terms. He can shut the hell up and sit down somewhere.

    He needs a facelift by the way.

  • WillNotEmbrace ThePussyGrabber

    First Matthew McConaughey, now Richard Land. What’s the world coming to?

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/02/entertainment/matthew-mcconaughey-trump/

  • Thorn Spike

    Um, I don’t think that’s how the Establishment Clause works, mister.

  • Friday

    Christofascist wants Total Power For His Trumpence *nao!*

  • hugh

    It’s called Alternate Reality, get with the program god man

  • narutomania

    I suspect that opposing King George in the late 1700s in what was then Colonial Britain in the Americas was also considered “insurrection”.

    So bring it on, biyatch.

  • JT

    Richard Land declares that if he didn’t vote for Trump, he’d have to apologize to Jesus.

    If there were a divinity called Jesus, you’d be scraping shit off the bowels of the netherworld for all eternity for your actions.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Sorry Mr. Land, there are more than a few past legitimate Presidents who would disagree with you, but hey, you go right ahead and tell the American people that it’s obedience before country….seriously, I’ll just sit here and wait to see how that goes.

  • Charlie3

    Richard Land is revolting.

  • BobSF_94117

    Land said that opposition to Trump amounts to “insurrection” and that
    the Trump administration is leading a “counter-revolution” aimed at
    defeating a “second American revolution” that he claims was fomented by
    the likes of former-President Obama and Hillary Clinton.

    OK, he just lost half his followers with that complexity.

  • Ryan Hunter

    Well schmuck count me as insurrected.

  • SnowFlake

    that’s right bitch #NeverEverTrump

  • dukeofhurl

    I cared until I saw his picture. He won’t matter much longer.

    • Robert Conner

      Progress is made a funeral at a time.

  • Stubenville

    What’s the word for a religious leader vigorously supporting a triple adulterer? Hypocrite?

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      The man is plainly a goat according to the book of Matthew.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sheep_and_the_Goats

      “But when the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then he will sit on the throne of his glory. Before him all the nations will be gathered, and he will separate them one from another, as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left. Then the King will tell those on his right hand, ‘Come, blessed of my Father, inherit the Kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world; for I was hungry, and you gave me food to eat. I was thirsty, and you gave me drink. I was a stranger, and you took me in. I was naked, and you clothed me. I was sick, and you visited me. I was in prison, and you came to me.’

      “Then the righteous will answer him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry, and feed you; or thirsty, and give you a drink? When did we
      see you as a stranger, and take you in; or naked, and clothe you? When
      did we see you sick, or in prison, and come to you?’

      “The King will answer them, ‘Most certainly I tell you, because you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.’ Then he will say also to those on the left hand, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire which is prepared for the devil and his angels; for I was hungry, and you didn’t give me food to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave me no drink; I was a stranger, and you didn’t take me in; naked, and you didn’t clothe me; sick, and in prison, and you didn’t visit me.’

      “Then they will also answer, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry, or thirsty, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and didn’t help you?’

      “Then he will answer them, saying, ‘Most certainly I tell you, because you didn’t do it to one of the least of these, you didn’t do it to me.’ These will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    He bitches about insurrection but he probably secretly wants the South to have won.

  • Robert Conner

    Recipe for Southern Baptist preacher: combine 150 pounds of stale bullshit with an equal amount of rancid lard. Allow to fester overnight. Pour results into suit.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      “Recipe for Southern Baptist preacher: combine a minimum of 350 pounds of stale bullshit with an equal amount of rancid lard. Allow to fester until the smell becomes unbearable. Shovel results into cheap suit. Burn shovel.”

      FTFY

      • Robert Conner

        BETTER.

  • WretchedMouse

    “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

    ― Theodore Roosevelt

  • TimJ

    I love this guy! He could make serious money as a character actor, playing racist sheriff, plantation owner, or even Southern Evangelical preacher man!

  • Gene Perry

    Yes, cupcake, it is an insurrection … duh, that’s the point.