ALABAMA: Roy Moore Storms Out Of Lottery Drawing To Select Retired Judges To Hear His Appeal [VIDEO]

The Montgomery Advertiser reports:

Just as court staff prepared to draw names of retired judges to hear suspended Chief Justice Roy Moore’s appeal of his ethics convictions last month, Philip Jauregui, an attorney for Moore, introduced a motion to continue the lottery. The Alabama Supreme Court recused itself from hearing Moore’s appeal earlier this week.

But with Moore looking on in the Alabama Supreme Court chambers, acting Chief Justice Lyn Stuart – standing next to the bench in a blue dress without a robe – told court staff to start the drawing of names for the special Supreme Court for Moore’s appeal. Stuart said there was “no court to rule” on Jauregui’s motion.

“The court is recused,” she said. “There’s a court right here,” Jauregui said, pointing at the empty chairs of the Alabama Supreme Court. When Stuart directed staff to continue drawing, Moore, Jauregui and a handful of supporters got up and left the court.

From the Liberty Counsel:

Today replacement judges, who will preside over the appeal for Chief Justice Roy Moore, were drawn from a box of 50 names of retired judges that were literally pulled from a box held over the head of the person drawing the names in the Alabama Supreme Court. Chief Justice Moore, who was seated at the attorney’s table, left the courtroom before the process began. On the steps of the Supreme Court, the Chief Justice held a press conference and stated, “I object to the procedure that is happening inside. These judges should be selected from a body of elected officials so they are accountable to the people.”

Chief Justice Moore had filed a motion to recuse four of the five justices who made up the 5-3 opinion to select retired, rather than current, judges. He requested that replacement justices be selected by a random and publicly observable drawing from a pool of sitting circuit judges. However, in a 5-3 vote, the majority decided to allow Acting Chief Justice Lynn Stuart to work with the governor to oversee a random selection of seven “retired” judges from a pool of 50 judges. The first seven qualified and willing judges will serve as the special Supreme Court to hear Moore’s appeal. The three dissenting justices argued that the judges should be accountable to the public and having a panel of all “retired” judges means they would not be accountable.

“We will review the names of the seven judges that are selected and make a decision about whether there are names that raise conflict of interest concerns,” said Mat Staver, Founder and Chairman of Liberty Counsel. “Chief Justice Moore is merely asking for the same thing any citizen is entitled to receive – equal justice under the law. He is not wanting judges that have a bias for or against him. He wants judges who will follow the rule of law. Politics and ideology have no place in the final outcome of this case. Objective and dispassionate adherence to the rule of law is what the Chief Justice and every citizen deserves. This case has had far too many irregularities and political agendas. We look forward to receiving a fair hearing,” said Staver.

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      • johncAtl

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      • TuuxKabin

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        • SoCalGal20

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        • perversatile

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        • B Snow

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          • perversatile

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            in a coin purse
            a single plum,
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      • JCF

        Die Fledermaus!

    • MB

      Vorpacula 🎃

      • TrollopeReader

        that’s worth at least 10 *bops* !!

    • DumbHairyApe

      I love how JMG folk are so easily distracted by cuteness.

      • RoFaWh

        Has anyone ever told you how cute you are?

    • Reality.Bites

      How can we be sure it’s not a cute bat dressed as a kitten?

      • ChrisMorley

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        Bats’ forelimbs are webbed with ‘fingers’ and skin to the body to form their wings.
        Also kittens have cute small eyes not spectral cone photoreceptor UV-sensitive bulbs, and bats have bigger ears for echo location.

    • Bj Lincoln

      That is soooo CUTE!

    • T-Batwoman

      I don’t like cats but that is adorable!

    • Bomer
    • Rt1583

      That’s not a cute kitten dressed up as a bat, that’s the natural form of a cat.

  • Reality.Bites

    “Justice Moore is merely asking for the same thing any citizen is entitled to receive – equal justice under the law. ”

    May he receive instead, not what any citizen is entitled to, but as much justice as he dispensed in his court.

  • Raybob

    “Politics and ideology have no place in the final outcome of this case. ”
    Oh, my sides.

    • AdamTh

      … which is why retired justices should be used. They are not subject to being blackmailed and intimidated by voters.

      • BearEyes

        Or an election

      • Raybob

        I totally agree. I just find it exhaustingly ironic that Moore used that language on his own behalf. Living here in Ala-fucking-bama is often a circus, and he’s been the ringleader more than once.

  • Mark

    Well Roy – if your gawd is truly on your side – then the selected judges will be exactly what your gawd wants for you…..or are you saying your gawd doesn’t know what its doing??

    • TrollopeReader

      maybe he’s learning that “thoughts and prayers” aren’t always going to be on Moore’s side !

  • “He wants judges who will follow the rule of law.”

    I am absolutely certain none of those words mean what he thinks they mean.

    • Todd20036

      He thinks the bible is the rule of law

    • Jamie Brewer

      thank you Stogiebear… your comment was the first I could find relating to the Roy Moore story. I thought Disqus messed up and had the comment thread tied to a different post. Although I have to admit, I enjoyed the pictures of cute cats, bats, and “waxed pumpkins” over the vileness of Roy Moore.

      • perversatile

        My work here is done 😊

  • Michael R

    Can I still use ” Bye Felicia ” ?

  • ByronK

    Is that his son or a rent boy?

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  • Gustav2

    “These judges should be selected from a body of elected officials so they are accountable to the people.”

    Fuck the Law, mob rule!

  • HKDaniel

    Electing judges is inherently wrong.

    It brings politics into the balance of justice – for instance, Moore is afraid that the judges will find correctly that he’s a vile piece of shit, BUT he hopes that if they have to be re-elected that they’ll let politics enter into the determination of justice and find that he’s a vile piece of shit but they want to keep their cushy jobs and so find a way to rule in his favor.

    It’s just wrong.

  • Mark

    Wonder who the beef is on the right??

    • DaddyRay

      Apparently a family member but how dare he bring a beefcake to distract us

      • bdsmjack

        I think that’s the son who periodically gets busted for DUIs.

    • Richard, another Canuck

      OK, now I have to watch the video. I just didn’t want to listen to Staver after Joe summarized his word salad.

      • CraigNJ

        Just mute the audio. He’s definitely eye candy and worth a look. Just jump to 3:42 for the best.

  • TrollopeReader

    Odd that Mat states “Politics and ideology have no place in the final outcome of this case.” … when Moore’s *entire* reason for being a justice is indeed “politics and ideology” … asshat.

    • David Walker

      Must be one of those redneck liberals. Everything’s spelled right.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        … and punctuated!

        • David Walker

          Extra credit!

  • GayOldLady

    Moore is worried about a “fair hearing”? He never gave the LGBT community a fair hearing, he kicked the U.S. Constitution to the curb and interjected his religious beliefs. He’s finished….Alabama, as backwards as some of it’s people are, is ready to move on without Moore.

  • Smokey

    Roy, I think you need some alphabet soup to go along with that Liberty Counsel word salad:

  • Treant

    Personally, I think only LBGT people should be allowed to hear this. After all, it’s their lives he impacted the most, so that seems fair, doesn’t it?

    (I love it when I can turn the “only another old white guy can judge me” argument back on people).

    • David Walker

      Oh, I’m sure there are several other cohorts who could hear this case with his brand of justice in mind.

    • Rick Jackson

      I’m an old white guy. I’d be happy to judge the despicable ass. In fact I already have.

      • Treant

        As a middle aged white guy, I could help you. 🙂

  • JustSayin’

    Mad because he cannot stack the deck in his favor…too fucking bad asshole

    • Joseph Miceli

      This is probably the first time in this inbred marble mouthed asshole’s life that he’s actually been held accountable. This isn’t a man used to not getting his way. I hope the gall of it all gives him an ulcer! 🙂

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Second time – but he appears to have learned nothing the first time he was kicked off the bench.

  • SFHarry

    “Justice Moore is merely asking for the same thing any citizen is entitled to receive – equal justice under the law. ”
    Let’s see… I wonder if we can think of one group of people he denied equal justice to under the law…. I know this is going to be hard… wait it’s coming to me…

    • Todd20036

      Yup. The well endowed. You wouldn’t believe the issues we face

      • MBear

        …you can change…? 😉

    • Librarykid

      He should get justice equal to the justice he dispensed to others. That would be equal justice for him. Given how much he let his religion influence his view of the law, I think one of the first qualifications in someone judging his actions would to be a member of a religious minority like a Wiccan, a Muslim or an atheist.

  • Jay Silversmith

    “Politics and ideology have no place in the final outcome of this case.” The irony of that statement zooms completely over their heads. Maybe they could shoot a game of marbles instead?

  • Mike in Texas

    I’m confused and wondering if there is a typo in the newspaper article.

    “Philip Jauregui, an attorney for Moore, introduced a motion to continue the lottery.”

    Could they have intended to write “discontinue”?

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      It has a special meaning in legal parlance.

      The adjournment or postponement of an action pending in a court to a later date of the same or another session of the court, granted by a court in response to a motion made by a party to a lawsuit.

      • Joseph Miceli

        Thank you! I was confused too, but wasn’t as brave as Mike was to ask.

  • jimbo65

    Maybe I’m missing something. But wasn’t he the one whining about how the judges should have recused themselves. Now that it’s happened he’s now whining about it being unfair? My brain aches.

    • ChrisMorley

      He doesn’t want retired judges who understand law and judicial ethics, he only wants officials who must stand for reelection, so they can be threatened and punished if they vote against him.
      Headache gone now?

      • Librarykid

        And, if they voted to keep him off the bench, he would probably campaign against them in their next election.

        • And he’d be delighted to accept payment to do so.

    • CraigNJ

      He only wanted the judges that voted against him to have to recuse.

    • Jay George

      He doesn’t mind unfairness as long as things are unfair in his direction. :^p

  • classic tantrum….picked up his toys and left when he did not get his way.

  • Eric Mory

    Can by Publicly Accountable = Can be Politically Threatened When Your Next Retention Vote Comes Up.

  • olandp

    If he needs another job, couldn’t he just resign?

    • Traxley Launderette

      Chik-Fil-A is hiring counter people with great people skills.


      Never mind.

      • Jay George

        Roy Moore at the counter would put just about anybody off their chiggen fangers.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Roy’s Lawyer: They took away his ability to provide for his family for the next few years.
    That’s a lie!! Roy has raked in MILLIONS from his FML foundation. 83 cents of every dollar goes right into his pocket. Roy continues to rake in those dollars.

    • Treant

      FML? “Fuck My Life?”

      That may end up being frighteningly accurate if he’s forcibly retired. 🙂

    • Joseph Miceli

      Maybe someone should investigate that.

  • Frostbite

    Drama queen…

    • Bj Lincoln

      For sure!

  • Friday

    Roy Moore said ‘Rule of Law,* *snerk.*

    If anyone had any doubts about why elected judges are a bad idea, witness the fact Moore wants them, not to mention was one after being removed previously for… Breaking the law.

  • Joseph Miceli

    “The judges should be accountable to the fickle whims of the electorate.”
    That isn’t justice, that is pandering. Roy Moore is a cancer that I am very happy to say the Federal courts are about to excise once and for all.
    Bye Roy! See you at the FEMA camp!

  • safari

    It’s almost as if legal proceedings should be presided over by people whose job it is to do so. What a world we’ve come to /s

  • Traxley Launderette

    Sounds like the waaaaaahmbulance logged a lot of miles yesterday.

  • Traxley Launderette

    Also — thanks, Joe, for the good news.

  • bkmn

    Old boy Roy thought he could get away with doing whatever the hell he pleased. Sorry Roy.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Just watched the video. Fuck this asshole! What about all the gay people he’s harmed? What about their families? What about his warping of the law? Even his legal reasoning is facile, since once the Supremes rule it does NOT require a specific act on the part of the State Supreme Court to follow the instructions of the Supremes.
    Roy Moore doesn’t need to be suspended. He needs to go on trial for sedition!

  • JaniceInToronto

    He seems quite Trump-like.

  • Bluto

    Thoughts & prayers, motherfucker.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Bj Lincoln

    I was taught to never wish bad things on people so I just hope Moore gets the same kind of justice he has given others. Ha Ha Ha! He is soooooo fucked!

  • MBear

    This circus makes no sense

  • Bob Conti

    “Accountable to the people” = need to worry about being reelected to the bench so they’ll probably grant the appeal. It’s a complete insult to judges to believe that they won’t apply the rule of law. It’s like Trump and the judge in San Diego who can’t possibly be unbiased because “he’s Mexican.”

  • SFBruce

    From the administrative order which has gotten Moore in trouble:
    “Alabama probate judges have a ministerial duty not to issue any marriage license contrary to [the Sanctity of Marriage Amendment or the Marriage Protection Act]. Nothing in the United States Constitution alters or overrides this duty.”

    His claim that he would never tell anyone to disobey an order of the court is a big fat lie, and his own words prove it. So now, he’s throwing a temper tantrum because he doesn’t get to pick who will handle an appeal which should take about 5 minutes. The notion that he’s being treated worse than an ordinary citizen is just laughable.

    This looks like the beginning of Moore’s gubernatorial campaign to me.

  • Webster

    Politics and ideology have no place in the final outcome of this case.

    My irony meter just exploded and blew up two city blocks…

  • Hunter M

    Kind of reminds me of how the senate refuses to hold hearings on Obama’s pick for SC justice. Interesting when it’s on the other side.

  • IamM

    What bs. Roy and Mat want active elected judges to hear this appeal specifically because their impartiality can be compromised by political pressure.

    • Natty Enquirer

      You got it!

    • GeoffreyPS

      Yeah… accountable = able to influenced.

  • BobSF_94117

    Politics and ideology have no place in the final outcome of this case.

    Which is why they want a panel that it is totally vulnerable to political challenge…

  • Robert Conner

    Roy Moore is a clown. Clowns belong in circuses and creepy birthday parties, not in courts.

  • justmeeeee

    Isn’t this the same moron who’s spent his entire career trying to deny “equal justice under the law” to just about anybody but white christianist old guys? Can you spell I-R-O-N-Y???

  • glass

    7 out of 11 Deceased judges vote to remove roy from office.

  • mark99k

    Had to chortle at Staver’s phrasing, saying Moore “wants judges who will follow the rule of law.” Too bad he set such a strong precedent for *contravening* the rule of law.

    • Gianni

      Perhaps he meant judges who will follow the rule of law in the manner of Judge Moore. Better chance for reinstatement then.

  • david fairfield

    Objective and dispassionate adherence to the rule of law is what chief justice Moore is asking…wow, karma! Does he even remotely link these words to the simplicity of what the lgbt community was asking? Seems to me that we were undeserving of this basic right. He’s lucky they’re drawing names and not assigning the most liberal judges on the roster. He needs to just shut the fuck up. He’s also evidently too stupid to realize that it is his little girl tantrums that got him where he is. Is there anyone, other than Ken Paxton that has this level of self importance and feels they are above the law?

  • abel

    Judge Moore is an evil man, but he’s no fool. I just hope he isn’t re-instated.

  • kareemachan

    Roy “Hissy-fit” Moore.

  • JCF
    • Rocco

      Lol. Perfect!

  • Orly

    Politics and ideology have no place in the final outcome of this case.

    That’s pretty hilarious coming from “Liberty” counsel.

  • Franciscan

    This is from the “Cretonia Times-Picayune” which sounds a bit Onionish, if you know what I mean.

  • Jay George

    We all hate you Roy Moore. All the judges hate you. We want to see you burn. :^)

  • Rocco

    Thank you, Joe, for making my day….I mean month! This was delicious. Lol. I look forward to much more (pardon the expression). It is a delight watching this foolish bigot get his just rewards in public. Not so much of that smug grin left, now, is there doofus? Twist, motherfucker, twist!

  • DN

    I’m so disappointed in the JMG community today! I scrolled through two screens of comments looking to *ahem* pile on* to comments about the hottie in the tight black shirt, but nobody said anything! I couldn’t get past 10 seconds of the video lol

    • Gregory Peterson

      I think that he’s Moore’s son, Caleb. I wonder how the drug charges against him went.

  • tasteless chap

    No matter what the process, Judge Moore is going to bitch and whine about it if the court doesn’t rule in his favor. If they decide in a way that benefits him, then all is fine. If they decide in a way that upholds his punishment, then it’s rigged. He and his idiot attorneys (who specialize in losing cases!) will scream and yell that the whole process was a sham, thereby insinuating that Judge Moore is wholly innocent of any wrongdoing and therefore is a martyr, a victim of the homo-fascist, left-wing, anti-god, baby-killing, Marxist, communist, etc. etc. agenda.

  • Rt1583

    Accountability to the people?
    He says this as if it means something to him. If it did he wouldn’t be in the position he’s in today.
    Of course details such as this will forever be lost on conservatives.

  • cleos_mom

    acting Chief Justice Lyn Stuart – standing next to the bench in a blue dress without a robe

    Well, there ya go: what does he have to complain about? Whenever people on the right make a melodramatic reference to Federal judges, they always emphasize those black robes.