AMNESTY DON: Joe Scarborough Releases Song About Soft And Flaccid Man With Tiny Hands [VIDEO]

As the kids would say, this is some next level trolling. Posted to Facebook this afternoon by MSNBC host Joe Scarborough:

After busting out of a Turkish prison while serving consecutive life sentences for some minor offenses that won’t be discussed here, Willie and I, entirely by chance, ended up in Amsterdam where we met a plucky young band that caught our ear. Now, because of our good timing I can pass along the new song written and recorded all in one day about Donald Trump’s battle with premature softening.

And yes, it’s performed by those same crazy kids you’ve grown to love from Wijk bij Duurstede, Netherlands whom the natives adoringly call “Morning Joe Music.” While the original version is in Dutch, the boys luckily recorded an English version of “Amnesty Don” for posterity last night after returning from Hamburg. Enjoy! Musical thanks to Nicholas Wells and Mikhail Pivovarov. Video thanks to Anthony Scutro, Miller Hawkins and Andrew Scarborough.

  • Lazycrockett

    Oh twitter is gonna explode.

    • Hue-Man

      What sound will it make? Twat?

      • Gustav2

        A queef.

        • TuuxKabin

          Was waiting for that.

          • Gustav2

            Ewwwww! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • JoeMyGod
  • Todd

    It’s got a nice beat, but you can’t dance do it.

  • ByronK

    Reports are coming in from Mexico about the unexplained sound of an explosion….

  • Lazycrockett

    I’m actually surprised a new station like MSNBC would let Joe release…….oh nevermind.

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      We blew through that brick wall ages ago.

  • PickyPecker
    • pj

      like a candle in the wind

  • TampaDink

    Loved the ending…
    “or, if you just think your daughter is really, really hot in a way that creeps everybody else out.”

  • another_steve

    Melania tells me she can’t take it anymore.

    No more nookie for him.

  • Joe in PA

    Where’s the ‘infighting is funny’ tag? ๐Ÿ™‚ I guess. Strange video.

  • Rex

    Great, now I have that song stuck in my head.

    • Joe in PA

      ๐ŸŽผ It’s Raining Men…Hallelujah… ๐ŸŽผ

      My go-to song to get rid of an ear worm.

      • Rex

        It worked!
        But now I’m horny.

        • Keiffer

          Well I’m PA-based (18074) so it might be a short drive for one of us…

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t
    Karl Rove is having a fucking meltdown! again!

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrNY0nyW8AEJANM.jpg

    • Bruno

      Nah. He’s just trying to scare his merry band of Rethuglican idiots into coughing up the moolah.

      • Sam_Handwich

        it’s like a NOM money beg from Brian lol

        • Bruno

          Exactly what it looked like to me, too.

        • pj

          like brian wishes he could write them

      • james1200

        Agreed. I get the same emails from Nancy Pelosi EVERY SINGLE DAY! Every day!!!! With titles like “Disaster!”, “James, the First Lady has emailed you, The President has emailed you and this is our last shot to reach our goal so I’m reaching out to you, too!” and “Fuck you Masshole for not responding to us!” I may have made up the last one.

        • PickyPecker

          Barbara Streisand emailed me the other day about Clinton. I didn’t even know she had my addy! /s

          • Tor

            She’s a big fan of yours, you know.

          • Sam_Handwich

            Babs is all knowing

          • Rex

            She sees you when you’re sleeping, she knows when you’re awake.

          • james1200

            Illuminati know everything about us.

          • PickyPecker
          • james1200

            That does explain everyone’s obsession with cats.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Not everybody.

          • james1200

            Oh, I keep forgetting that you’re one of those weirdos who prefers dogs! I still love you, though! Until I hear otherwise from the head Illuminati Kitty, anyway.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            I actually like both, but dogs are special to me.
            I guess I am one of those BI weirdos ! ๐Ÿ™‚

          • james1200

            I hear you, I do. But in the coming Kitty uprising, in which Whiskers, Fluffy, Tiger & friends, “friends” being those of us who are infected with toxoplasmosis (90% and growing), will make the streets run red with blood. You must stand up and be counted. Friendly warning.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Heed taken. Can you give a precise hint as to when this may occur?? Don’t let it be on a Friday. I like to go out for action on Fridays. Saturdays too, as well as Tuesdays and some Wednesdays.
            And why do I have to stand to be counted ? Being 6’4, I’m sure you will see me even if sitting.

          • james1200
          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Holy shit. I thought you were joking !

          • karmanot

            Not to worry, Andie will save the day!

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            I feel better already !

          • safari

            Where’s vorpal?

          • bambinoitaliano

            They are watching from every where.

          • Acronym Jim

            Behold the most conflicted animals in existence.

          • pj

            are those trump ties?

        • Uncle Mark

          I know. I get at least 5 DISASTER emails a day from the different DNC orgs & progressive causes. Such drama is packed in each email, that I have replaced my desk chair with a fainting couch.

          • james1200

            It’s like they’ve never heard of the boy who cried wolf.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            I got one of those OMG save the ELEPHANTS right now !

            ( a true concern )

            But, I actually hit reply and asked what they are actually DOING and got a very nice response.

          • Frostbite

            click unsubscribe and those worries go away!

          • Uncle Mark

            I have in the past. I especially, like the options that instead ask if I would like to have the number of emails reduced…or “only the most important messages.”

            However, at this point, I know if I hit “unsubscribe,” I would have to move the fainting couch away from my desk, and quite frankly, these dramatic emails have left me too exhausted to even think about moving furniture. (Those political spammers are too damned clever.)

          • B Snow

            Fainting couch FTW. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Todd Allis

      I will be pitching in some money soon, but not to the GOP!

    • Christopher

      Huh, I had no idea that Karl Rove was still a thing. Has anyone told the GOP?

    • Joe in PA

      I love how they used “immediately” on the donate link. Hahahaha. Sure, I’ll get right on it Karl.

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      It’s a shame you can’t send “seed money” to an email address…

    • Uncle Mark

      Will they accept Russian credit cards?

      • TuuxKabin
        • Lazycrockett

          The 3 bluegrass albums she did in the late 90’s are amazing.

          • TuuxKabin

            Couldn’t agree more. That song made us giggle so often.

          • I think those may be the best work of her career. Her label didn’t want to pay for a new recording (she was old news, though thought) so since she had to pay for it herself she made the music she wanted to make and like anyone with talent in that situation she surrounded herself with Ricky Skaggs and some young bluegrass musicians and the results were amazing. What the label was too stupid to realize is that she could just call up her friends like Oprah and get tv time and plug her new CD and sell thousands of copies on amazon, etc. while she was still on the air!

        • madknits

          I love this album, and I love this song.

          • TuuxKabin

            Was good to go back to it and listen to it while I posted it. Listening to the album now.

          • madknits

            Lucky you. I’ll listen when I get home.
            She’s coming to NOLA. I need to see if there are still tickets left.

          • TuuxKabin

            Do!

      • Uncle Mark

        I’ll send them their email address to a wealthy, Nigerian prince of a man, who might aid them in their desperate hour.

    • Mawm

      All campaigns scare their supporters for more cash. You should see some of the emails I get from Hillary.

      • TuuxKabin

        I told her to stop sending them. She told me “I’m Hillary Clinton”. I told her, yeah, I know. Then she laughed when I told cut it out. And they stopped showing up.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1XjA0X2uRU

    • Who thought we’d ever see an election where the Democrats can so far outspend Republicans?

    • The Opinionaire

      He brought out the cutest little white boards on the Kelley File to highlight Hillary’s health conspiracies. She was laughing at him the entire time.

  • MSW

    Mica and Scarborough helped trump get where he is. What hypocrites.

    • Gustav2

      Yeah, they were editing him as he spoke to them on the phone, “You mean to say…” or “Don’t you really mean…”

  • Uncle Mark

    It sounds a lot like an ad for another defective product for the American citizens…the Simpson’s Canyonaro. https://youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA

    • RoFaWh

      Veering a ways OT:

      For gawd’s sake, people, do NOT park your vehicle near the edge of a cliff. Erosion is not a process that used to occur; it’s still going on. Plenty of videos on Yootoob showing cliffs collapsing suddenly.

      And don’t be stupid and let little kids play near such an edge. There’s a horrific account of a little girl playing too close to the edge of the Grand Canyon. Her auntie called her over and told her not to. Being a contrarian, said little girl ran back to her play spot, couldn’t stop in time, fell over the edge and died.

      Cliffs, edges of canyons, and other sharp dropoffs are places it’s wise to stay well away from.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    O/T Kim Davis’ home town had its first Pride celebration this past Saturday.

    http://www.vice.com/read/kim-davis-hometown-just-had-its-first-pride-celebration

    • Gustav2

      YAY!

    • Rex

      Finally, a good photo of Kim Davis.

      • Uncle Mark

        You know Kim Davis’ husband is looking at the Drag Kim Davis, and thinking he’s married the wrong one….and that he should have married the better looking one instead.

        • bambinoitaliano

          You know what they say about deserving of each other.

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    • Treant

      It’s so weird, though. I totally don’t get a “hate all you hell-bound fuckers” vibe from this particular Kim Davis.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        This one has better hair

      • Rex

        That’s cause she’s not using “holier than thou” foundation under her makeup.

        • Uncle Mark

          I thought it was because she wasn’t wearing the Hellfire-Red#9 lipstick this time.

      • bambinoitaliano

        Better skin too.

    • pj

      she came…shes had some work

    • karmanot

      Sistah Rainbow? I feel sick…. Oh, never mind. I thought she had some work done.

  • james1200

    I prefer the classics; if this song by the great Lily Allen was good for George W. Bush, it’s certainly good enough for Trump.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VZX4sHn-4

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      This one is a great version with all the usual suspects…… https://vimeo.com/45251436

      • TuuxKabin

        Wonderful. Thank you! Thank you! Very, very much.

      • james1200

        Everything’s better with a cute boy singing it!

  • BearEyes

    me bigly likey

  • sherman

    In Trump’s America, the mother would win this:

    https://twitter.com/indystar/status/770999844215357441

  • Paula

    I’m not sure that I want to know what the flaccid refers to.

    • Rex

      I’m sure you do not.

    • You don’t.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I’m sure I don’t either !

    • Treant

      I dunno…weren’t they talking about that Spanish tenor? Flaccido Domingo?

    • coram nobis

      Flaccid reflex?

      • Gerry Fisher

        I *hate* when that happens.

    • RoFaWh

      His boobies, his gut, and his cock.

    • RickCabral

      Buttocks, thighs, upper arms, tits, stomach (major). What were you thinking?

  • Sam_Handwich

    Ali Vitali
    โ€@alivitali
    44s

    Trump campaign tells me to anticipate remarks with Nieto between 3:30 and 3:45pET. No questions.

    • Gustav2

      Where are you tax returns?!

      • pj

        thats the only question i have

  • TuuxKabin
    • PickyPecker
    • Jay George

      Oh my gods… no she didn’t! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • Treant

      #RapeStrong

      I hope they don’t call this RapeGate, I really don’t.

      • EdmondWherever

        I’m waiting for a scandal involving an actual gate… Gategate!

        • Treant

          Or Trump gets bitten by a crocodile. You know they’ll call it GaterGate.

    • Sam_Handwich

      if only Josh Duggar’s little sisters had spent more time at the gym.

      or something

    • TampaDink

      #LegitimateRape2016

    • Headlines tomorrow: “Trump, Clinton clash over campaign surrogate’s rape comments, continue race to the bottom.”

      And I shall then do what Stewart is doing in PickyPecker’s gif comment below.

    • Gustav2

      Remember, she worked for Todd “Legitimate Rape” Aiken.

    • coram nobis

      Infuckingcredible!

    • thom

      this will get zero traction and will change no one’s mind. we won’t remember this by next week

      • coram nobis

        Won’t remember? Probably not: there’ll be something even more grotesque or obtuse by Friday at the latest.

        • thom

          from here on out the only thing to upset the dynamics of the race will have to be something huge. not something a campaign manager said years ago.
          maybe a complete meltdown in the debates or a leaked audio of something really damning

          • coram nobis

            Or maybe it’d take a planetary extinction event.

          • RoFaWh

            PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DROWNS IN VAT OF ORANGE HAIR DYE

      • TuuxKabin

        ‘we’ won’t?

        • thom

          i doubt it

          • TuuxKabin

            YMMV.

          • thom

            true

    • bambinoitaliano

      They are afraid of transgender using public washroom meanwhile women should be strong enough to fend off rapists? Hmmm….okay.

    • Max_1

      What was that?
      Rape, women can shut it down?

      Where have we heard that before… ?

  • I can’t quite decide if I like this song, because it’s a mixed message. Yes, it’s anti-Trump, but one implication is he’d be displaying ‘courage’ if he’d stuck to his full-on nativist deporting-millions position.

    Fear of others, of what’s different, is the coward’s refuge.

  • Jay George

    That is hilarious.

  • Do Something Nice

    We shouldn’t be celebrating anything from Joe Scarborough. He helped to create Trump the candidate and now that Trump has turned on him, he is pissed.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Lol, ” He’s softening, is there a pill for that ?”

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t

    I’ve been curious about how JMGer Bud Clark is doing

    His gofundme page was updated last week with a post by him, for those who might also be concerned. (you need to click on “read latest update” button)

    https://www.gofundme.com/dg6rp8

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Thanks for that. I have been wondering when I noticed some recent upvotes from him

      • Bruno

        Yeah, he’s been upvoting though I haven’t seen any comments. Obviously not as active as he used to be, but hanging in there.

        • Octavio

          Just read his update. I had no idea he was suffering so much. May the powers of the universe help ease his pain and give him peace. Also, the check really is in the mail. It’s not much, but it may help.

    • TrollopeReader

      Lots of good wishes and hugs, Bud !!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    OMNEG! That was hilarious.

  • coram nobis

    Made me think of this song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpapdB-bCFI

    • Jay George

      He was a funny man.

  • thom

    ot:// BREAKING. ..
    NC voter ID law will NOT be enforced in fall election after #scotus denies stay request in 4-4 split

    • Sam_Handwich
      • coram nobis

        Of course Justice Thomas would grant the stay. But notice: the Supreme Court seems to be doing a lot of work during what ordinarily is its summer recess. They are not going to thank the authors of this nonsense.

    • Bruno

      At least this time Breyer didn’t go nuts and grant the stay.

  • Cuberly

    OT: heh…they have a Stranger Things banner-maker website.

    http://makeitstranger.com/

  • Does Scarborough host a program on a network that likes to pretend it does “news”? How is this okay. I hate Trump as much as anyone but isn’t there any sort of ethical standard left in the news media?

    • TrollopeReader

      Journalism is dead ! Long live Journalism!

      Ethics are dead! Long live ethical standards!

  • TrollopeReader

    okee dokee then …..

    (btw, Joe … .how *many* phone calls did you put on air from el Trumpette??)

  • TrollopeReader

    O/T on talking points: “Report: Mexican Officials Never Actually Expected Trump To Show Up”

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/report-mexican-officials-didnt-expect-trump-accept-pena-nieto-invitation

  • Hank

    Amnesty Don ….. I’m Hillary Clinton and I approve of this message!

  • Keiffer

    OMG I thought they were joking about this. The conversation yesterday suggested The Golden Cheeto has “Amnesty Don” tattooed a la Tupac’s “Thug Life” on his lower belly (but then who’d see it) or perhaps as a simple hashtagged tramp stamp #AmnestyDon on his lower back.

  • greenmanTN

    The higher the hair the closer to God.

  • SU – Root

    This is epic.

  • anne marie in philly

    bwhahahahaha! the rump opens another lawsuit in 3…2…1…

  • andrew

    Wow. Joe Scarborough is a conservative Republican who sees the extreme dangers inherent in a Trump presidency and he is doing everything that he can to prevent it.

  • Maggie 4NoH8

    That was funny.

  • Max_1

    “… and ban a billion Muslims before they take WHITE LIVES.”

    Odd phrasing, if you’re NOT a racist.

    What about Black lives? Asian lives?
    We already know how the GOP feel about Hispanic lives.

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  • Jecolon

    Boy, Joe…………you are really trying to hard to get Trump upset. He is ignoring you and he is listening to his advisor, you on the other hand, are sounding like a spoil kid that didn’t get his Donald on his show anymore. Why don’t you concentrate more on all the money your wife is going to get from you from the affair you are having with Mika. You are a disgrace to the republican party. Stop saying your are republican . What you are is a man who is upset because you slipped and called Trump a name one day for your ratings and he stop coming on your show. Get over it, Joe.