Brian Brown To Supporters: Thanks For Nothing, Losers

Yesterday NOM president Brian Brown called his supporters “pathetic” because he can’t even scrape up a few thousand dollars in a summer donation drive. In today’s money beg, he continues the wise fundraising strategy of berating the very people he’s trying to swindle. In fact, he effectively accuses them of being apostates. An excerpt:

I imagine that Anthony Kennedy, the Supreme Court justice who wrote the opinion a year ago redefining marriage, will be laughing out loud to himself realizing that the most passionate supporters of marriage — NOM’s members who love the Lord and who revere what He created — seem to be giving up.

Who could blame Anthony Kennedy if he thinks that God lost and he won?

I really don’t believe — I just can’t imagine the thought — that NOM’s members have quit fighting for God’s institution of marriage. And yet, only 256 of you have responded with an urgently needed membership contribution during this critical period.

NOM’s purpose for existing — the reason we created it — is to fight for God’s authorship of marriage as the union of one man and one woman. We’re going to fight as long as we are able, but that is only as long as you are willing to follow God’s Word and fight alongside us.

As I noted in the comments of yesterday’s post, I expect that very soon Brown will grandly announce a “triumphant” merger with the World Congress Of Families, which recently elected him president. Then he can fully focus on their relentless campaign to thwart LGBT rights overseas and NOM will just become yet another of his many unvisited URLs. Praise! Glory!

  • Todd Allis
  • JT

    god’s word

    Your bahbel? Reject it, more like.

  • AtticusP

    You all suck!

    But please send money!


    Just going by your book of fairy tales, Marriage is between one man and his transgender clone.

    • Who then create an entire species out of their lethally restricted genetic pool, only to be wiped out again some centuries later, leaving the world to be repopulated a second time by a single family of inbred cousins.

      Kinda explains where these science-denying, purposefully bag-of-hammers ignorant people come from, doesn’t it?

      • bkmn

        We should point those details out to Brian & Co. repeatedly.

      • vorpal

        Inbreeding: because their god – who is apparently 6000 years old but has the intellect and emotional maturity of a three year old – wanted to make humans more and more resemble his image.

        • Let’s just say that every time one of these loons goes on about literal Biblical inerrancy, I imagine hearing the dueling banjos song from ‘Deliverance.’

          • vorpal

            Okay, that coaxed a fantastic LOL out of me :-). Thank you!

        • Oikos
          • Todd20036

            Isn’t there supposed to be a chin somewhere between his mouth and his chest?

          • SoCalVet

            I’m sure if there was one, he ate it.

          • DN

            “I exercise every day.

            Exercise my goddamn RIGHTS!”

    • The_Wretched

      Marriage is between one third of a three part god and all the nuns. They have a marriage ceremony and wear a ring and everything.

      • cleos_mom

        Radar O’Reilly had it right when he referred to Fr Mulcahey’s nun sister’s “married name.”

    • cleos_mom

      If the advertising is any indication, it’s marriage between one male restroom icon and one female restroom icon.

  • delk

    I imagine that Anthony Kennedy, the Supreme Court justice who wrote the opinion a year ago redefining marriage, will be laughing out loud to himself realizing that the most passionate supporters of marriage — NOM’s members who love the Lord and who revere what He created — seem to be giving up doesn’t give a fuck about NOM, its’ dwindling membership or anything Brian Brown has to say.

    • ben-andy

      {Edit, right after the strike through] “doesn’t give”

      Carry on.

      • delk

        Thanks, lol. Sometimes I write a few iterations and can never get it right. Also we were trying to decide what to order for dinner so I was distracted. Too hot to cook or go out! 🙂

    • Cackalaquiano

      Anthony’s all like:

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      • NMNative

        Cackalaquiano, you are clever and funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    • Bad Tom

      They might well have never heard of him.
      Which I think is to their advantage.

    • vorpal

      Sorry, NOM: you’re almost dead, and your big honcho in the sky said no resurrection for you.

      • Mihangel apYrs

        well, as mentioned, Bri-Bri has gone global. There are lots of primitive and ignorant people out there for him to fleece . . .

    • IamM

      Anthony Kennedy’s response:


    We are not laughing at God , we are laughing at you.

    • bobbyjoe

      And if there is a God, she’s laughing at you too, Brian.

      • bambinoitaliano

        If there’s a god, she would not give a fuck about one of her godzillion creation.

    • IamM

      Fundies & Reich-wingers don’t recognize a distinction between their ignorant &/or selfserving opinions and God’s will.

  • Tom G

    Turning into a “Glengarry Glen Ross” sales meeting.

    • JoeMyGod

      First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado.

      Second prize is a set of steak knives.

      Third prize is you’re fired.

      • Joe in PA

        I wasn’t familiar with the movie…I just found the trailer…wow what a cast. You wouldn’t happen to know if Ed Harris is naked in it? Asking for a friend.

        • Sadly, no. But it is one hell of a film and well worth the time investment. The screenplay dialog is hypnotic.

          • geoffalnutt

            One of the best films I’ve ever seen. Unspeakably powerful.

          • Oddly enough, my favorite bit was watching Ricky Roma (Al Pachino), away from the office, spend an entire evening seducing James Lingk (Jonathan Pryce) into buying one of the GG/GR properties.


        • Beagle

          Have you checked out Swing Shift? About 10 minutes in, Ed Harris shows up in a bathrobe. He sits down, and you can see what he’s wearing under the bathrobe. (Spoiler alert: Nothing.)

          • Joe in PA

            Have you checked out Swing Shift? I will now! 🙂

      • Tom G

        “Fuck you! That’s my name!”

    • Cuberly


    • “Leads are for CLOSERS!”

      • Tom G

        “Put. That. Coffee. Down. Coffee’s for closers!”

  • Guest

    May God drop a house on Brian.

    • another_steve

      It worked in 1939.

      So why not now?

  • Sporkfighter

    If God exists, He has my number. If He wants anything from me, he can call and we’ll talk. Until then, I have no use for His repellent minions.

  • Cackalaquiano

    I’m pretty sure Anthony Kennedy could not care less if Brian Brown drops off the face of earth…

  • Joe in PA

    I love the smell of desperation in the afternoon.

    And besides NOM is no fun anyway, since they stopped allowing comments on the NOMBLOG. I wonder how ol’ Barb let me get my checkbook Chamberlain is doing. AKA Brian Brown. Teeheehee.

    • delk

      NOMBLOG sounds like that thing the best people are talking about.

      • Joe in PA

        The still post shit there: NOMBLOG.COM

        Silly bullshit stuff and “comments off”. Sad!

        • I still go over and check them out from time to time. But you’re right. It’s not near as fun with the comments off.

          • StraightGrandmother

            OMG, me too! Just yesterday I Googled him. He has been radio silent. I even checked his Twitter account he tweets out one tweet a day. Gives the appearance of still wanting to be in the game but has lost his umph, thus only one tweet a day.

            Remember when he was interviewed on that radio show and he was asked questions and got knocked off his memorized talking points, he got so flustered he hung up on the interviewer. Remember that?

        • vorpal

          There’s nobody left on the payroll to moderate them :D.

          • Reality.Bites

            Hey, can Tommy Peters walk yet? No? I guess God doesn’t love him.

    • and they blocked most critics on twitter and they regularly delete comment and ban people on facebook. in short they have absolutely zero interest in any conversation or debate on the issues. they want to spew talking points and beg for money, if they actually wanted more debate on this they would engage in it.

  • Oscarlating Wildely
    • Bad Tom

      BRIAN: Did you hear something? I thought I heard something.
      SUPPORTERS: No. We didn’t hear anything.
      BRIAN: I was sure I heard something.

  • Sabazinus

    BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Oh, this is delicious.

  • Blake J Butler

    Poor Brian……… (Snickers) hahaha! No I’m just kidding, fuck Brian brown. He deserves to fall on his ass like the damn grifter he is.

  • BearEyes

    “Will you ignore god’s word?”

    Why yes. Yes I will ignore the imaginary word of imaginary myths. You’re point?

  • b

    If Brian Brown wants to, he can volunteer his time. All his employees should be willing to volunteer if they believe they will be right with god. I guess Brian doesn’t give enough of a shit about his god to not be paid money for his time and effort.

  • MonochromeMouse

    when you’re begging for money for your scam 256 donors is kind of a lot, he should be thankful anyone is willing to give him anything for his bigoted bullshit

  • BobSF_94117

    I wish we’d keep him here. He’s going to do so much damage working overseas.

    • Cackalaquiano

      This is a good point. That’s where his next market is. Just like when cigarettes were regulated here, we just exported that shit abroad. Ugh…

    • Ray Muñez

      We could create a fake group to advocate for mother/son marriages or mandatory gay marriage classes in kindergarten just to keep him occupied here. Our fake group would probably have better fundraising than NOM.

  • pj

    brian…i know you are reading this….move on. its over and you lost. look around you. its just you and a couple of interns. its friday night. stop by that gay bar you sneak into every once in a while and have a few drinks. and drown your sorrows.

  • Lakeview Bob

    The real issue is he does not have enough money to buy his next blow up doll.

  • bambinoitaliano

    This guy is a dumb ass! First and foremost he push a product nobody wants. Secondly, he is oblivious to his grifting competitors. They are the one that drained his sheep bank account. If he want to stay in this kind of business he has to take down his competitors. Not like he does not know how to fight dirty. Go ahead start tearing into your competitors, telling your sheep they are giving money to the other fake Christian organizations.

    • Joe in PA

      You had me at: This guy is a dumb ass! 🙂

    • Reality.Bites

      There’s a reason orgs like FRC and AFA are multi-issue. And while NOM has expanded into hating LGB and now T, regardless of what they’re doing, not just marrying, they still remain a narrowly focused anti-LGBT group. They need to start hating women and minorities if they want to keep grifting.

      • lymis

        They can always shift to National Opposition to Muslims. That seems trendy.

        • Robincho

          And they won’t have to re-monogram the hand towels in the Executive Washroom…

        • StraightGrandmother

          Like that one, very clever

  • Tim Easton

    Rats on a $inking $hip ain’t pretty.

  • Jmdintpa

    this makes my day ! happy weekend LOSER NOM !!!!

  • SoCalGal20

    OT but HRC is posting a roll call today on their twitter of the victims of the Pulse massacre, with the video clips of each person’s story from that film Ryan Murphy made.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Menergy


  • D. J.

    Ship’s not sinking fast enough to suit Octopop’s schedule.

  • Matt

    Grifter (definition): A grifter is a con artist: someone who swindles people out of money through fraud.

    • NOM is one of the tentacles of the Kochtopus, and haven’t ever been trying to stop gay marriage. They actually helped it happen.

      • Friday

        Just cause they showed up how *wrong* homophobic oppression is doesn’t mean that’s what they were *trying* to do. Of course now Brown’s just trying to milk the brand for all that’s left. He doesn’t even do anything but claim to have something to do with what bigger, better funded hate groups are still trying to do.

        • You referring to Alliance Defending Freedom, Liberty Council, Heritage, etc? Same funding, all Kochtopus. And apparently now they bought World Congress of Families when John Howard died. Grr.

  • TrollopeReader

    Golly, Brian — Zero members overnight. Sux to B U !!

  • bdsmjack

    Haha haha! Nice way to start Happy Hour. Cheers, queers! 😊

  • bkmn

    Because the battle is pretty much over everywhere but in your thimble of a mind Brian. Your gravy train is broken and you better get used to eating less.

    • Friday

      Oh, the way he’s been paying himself he’s probably got millions salted away for himself unless he’s been blowing it all on something untoward.

      • he’s a big boy with a healthy appetite, and he’s got eight little porkers to feed. you’d be amazed at the grocery bills of such families. 😉

  • Joseph Drummond

    The National Organization for Marriage does good work. Many people don’t know about all the diseases and cancers that men who have sex with men get. A man and woman who are married and faithful to each other their entire life are not at risk for STDs, AIDS/HIV, Hepatitis, and Anal Cancer.

    • Sam_Handwich

      what exactly does NOM do to prevent STD’s?

      • Joseph Drummond

        NOM holds that sexual intercourse is between one man and one woman for their entire life. The Center for Disease Control has no STD warnings for this type of sexual behavior

        • Sam_Handwich

          yes, because “family values” christian conservatives are so bound by sacred marriage vows…. Newt Gingrich, Diapaer Dave Vitter, Scott DesJarlais, Rush Limbaugh, Josh Duggar….on and on.

          you lose, but thanks for playing

          • Joseph Drummond

            The values of NOM come from Chapter 19 of Matthew and Chapter 10 of Mark from the teaching of the Lord Jesus Christ. (Not Rush Limbaugh) If we all did what the Lord commanded, no one’s sexual activity would put them at risk for AIDS/HIV, syphilis, Hepatitis, and anal cancer

          • Sam_Handwich

            if you really wanted to be like your mythical Jesus you’d never have sex, get married or reproduce. you’d hang around with your boyfriends all day

            knock yourself out, but keep your religious delusions out of my secular laws.

          • TuuxKabin

            Uh, miss? Your halo’s slippin’.

          • TrollopeReader

            So, Matthew must have been quite the sexual player, if he goes into Sexual Activity *Nine Full Chapters* after Mark !!

          • Oikos

            Jesus was crucified. I like saviors who weren’t crucified. He was a yuuuge loser.

          • billbear1961

            The rate of divorce among “God’s people” is SKY-HIGH, and their Saviour says when they marry new spouses, they are guilty of ADULTERY.

            The unrepentant sinner living a life of SIN in an adulterous “marriage,” like the HARLOT Kim Davis, is BOUND for the lake of eternal fire!!

            But there is NO TALK of introducing laws to punish them for their sins, to segregate them from the rest of society, to turn them away when they request government or other services in the public square.

            They REEK of the most galling HYPOCRISY.

        • TrollopeReader

          for folks like Brown, *once* would be enough. Now he’s about contributed about five extra kids to world over-population.

        • TuuxKabin

          Check out his/her avatar . . . “Long live Pope Francis”. We gots a trollina on board.

        • TuuxKabin

          How’d that date with Bill Donohue go?

        • Maggie told me ten years ago (in private email exchange I can’t find anymore) that people didn’t believe that no sex before marriage thing anymore, and saying that marriage was procreation rights and banning same sex procreation was “not the silver bullet I think it is.” She is a science fiction libertarian Transhumanist.

          • Friday

            Wow, so you’ve been obsessed with that dumb idea for over ten years, eh? *laugh* Even Maggie Gallagher was laughing at you. 🙂

        • Oikos

          So your are voting for drumpf and his third wife because jeebus.

        • canoebum

          If think your definition of sexual intercourse is all there is, you obviously don’t know much about it. It’s usually best to only comment on topics with which you have actual experience.

          • now, now. most of us have little to no experience in hypocrisy, adultery, warmongering, thievery, religious delusion… but we still comment on threads about xtians doing all those things and more. the little troll is welcome here, as a reminder of what it and all its kind really are.

    • TrollopeReader

      when has *any* of that been a focus of NOM? dates and urls, please.

    • Reality.Bites

      And neither are two married and faithful men. Lesbians are barely at risk even if they aren’t faithful to each other.

      • Joseph Drummond

        Two men who are faithful to one another are still at risk for anal cancer and Hepatitis.

        • Sam_Handwich

          so tell us how outlawing same sex marriage, NOM’s sole stated purpose, will reduce STD rates

        • billbear1961

          The majority of gay men do not engage in anal sex.

          Anal sex is as common among straight couples as it is among gay couples, with around 1 couple in 3 indulging in it on a regular basis.

          Now I will go have my head examined for bothering to post to a bigoted FOOL.

          • TrollopeReader

            lemme skritch the top of your head for you … and right behind those round fluffy ears! 🙂

          • billbear1961


        • James

          No they aren’t. Anal sex does not in itself cause cancer or hepatitis. Both anal cancer and hepatitis are caused by viruses, which are not just magically created by anal sex. One or both partners must be infected for the virus to be spread and to cause problems, so two men who do not carry either virus can fuck themselves senseless and they won’t develop either disease.

          • Joseph Drummond

            Anal cancer is not caused by a virus.

          • James

            It’s caused by HPV, the Human Papilloma VIRUS.

          • Oikos

            You do realize the blogmaster of this site can use your IP address to pinpoint your exact location and has done so for trolls before this. It would be too bad if you are on Fort Drum property posting your hate.

          • James

            Ooh that shut him up quick.

          • Oikos

            Trolls are oblivious to the obvious.

    • TrollopeReader

      ps/ please explain Maggie’s “faithfulness” over her *entire* life …. thanks!

      • grada3784

        Reading about Maggie the Trollop?

    • You’re hilarious. Now fuck off, homophobe. You are not welcome here.

      • TrollopeReader

        you’re no fun !! 🙁


        • It’s okay. I’m not a moderator here, so my exhortation is only that. You can keep playing with your trollish chew-toy if you like. 😉

          • TrollopeReader


    • NO MORE GOP!

      Troll elsewhere, Trolly McTrollface. You have no power here.

    • m_lp_ql_m

      The main cause of the spread of disease among gay men is the systemic and systematic discrimination built into our society, promulgated by religion and ignorance-building organizations based on religion, like NOM.

      • Joseph Drummond

        Its not caused by anal intercourse?

        • m_lp_ql_m


          • Joseph Drummond

            The CDC has a warning page for men who have sex with men. It lists all the diseases that men who have sex with men are at risk for. It even states that receptive anal intercourse is the riskiest behavior for contacting HIV/AIDS. It does not have a warning page for people who engage in the traditional sexual morality.

          • TuuxKabin

            Somebody’s possession is sure your obsession. Go to Rome. You’ll have better luck.

          • m_lp_ql_m

            I’m supposed to live a lie because of what the CDC doesn’t say?

            When the church forces people to live in shame and ignorance, they engage in dangerous behaviors. There’s nothing inherently dangerous about anal intercourse when done with responsibility and the knowledge of how to do it properly.

            You may wish to speak with all the straight people who do engage in anal intercourse. Also, not all gay men have anal sex either.

          • Joseph Drummond

            The CDC does not have a page warning about faithful man/woman intercourse, but that does not mean it does not say anything about it. The CDC does say that monogamous man/female intercourse is the safest form of intercourse in terms of preventing STDs and HIV/AIDS.

            Also, Hepatitis and anal cancer can happen to heterosexuals who engage in anal intercourse.

            Also, there is the risk of cancer with oral sex as well.

          • James


            I think you’ll find that the safest form of sex is woman/woman sex.

          • Sam_Handwich

            you still haven’t explained how outlawing same sex marriage, NOM’s sole stated purpose, will reduce STD rates. because you can’t

            thanks for playing. maybe you should shop for a big black dildo to satisfy that nagging anal itch of yours

          • TrollopeReader

            Joey can call 1-866-Brians-Dildo.

          • Oikos

            Sounds like you think about cock 24/7 closet troll.

          • m_lp_ql_m

            Also, show me where the CDC mentions “morality.”

        • Sam_Handwich

          you sure think about HOMOSEXUAL ASS SEX a lot.

          • TrollopeReader

            either his roommate is *very* friendly, or his girlfriend likes strap-ons….

          • Joseph Drummond

            Not me. The CDC.

          • Sam_Handwich

            no, you Mary

          • Oikos

            What do you do at Fort Drum? Do your superiors know about your anti gay posts?

          • grada3784

            Like lots of conservative religious people. Envy, I think.

        • Luther Kreiger

          Let me blow your mind: anal sex is not even the same as male/male sex! There are communities of gay male couples who do not actually enjoy anal sex and fulfill one another through other means, but for some reason (probably because it’s the only semi-effective “argument” left) that’s all bigots can ever find to talk about now. How strange!

          • olandp

            As if heterosexuals never engage in anal sex. Seymore Butts???

        • James

          It can be the route of infection, but sex is not the “cause” of diseases.

    • Hate to break it to you Joseph, but NOM was a fraud, a Koch brothers front designed to collect donations from faithful believers and prevent a federal ban on same sex reproduction.

    • TuuxKabin

      Miss Thang! Get thee back to the League of Catholics office, they’re about to close for the weekend, you’ll be on the streets if you don’t go home, and it’s starting to thunder and lightning and rain.

    • canoebum

      The National Organization does no work. They never did. Their sole purpose was to separate rubes like you from their money.

    • TuuxKabin

      Why, with an avatar that reads “long life pope frannie” – gag me – are you not supporting the catlick league?

      • grada3784

        He’s the Majarincess of Franistan. He’ll only respond to recordings of Desi Arnaz singing Babalu.

        • TuuxKabin

          Talk about gagging me.

    • Oikos

      Welcome dipshit troll. Watertown, NY huh. Posting from Fort Drum?

    • TuuxKabin

      You’re addressing many a man who’s more educated on those infections than you, most likely. Get the fuck away. And your “Long Live Pope Francis”? Up your ass.

      • Joseph Drummond

        Are the CDC statistics wrong?

        • Friday

          No, you are about what they *mean.* They certainly *don’t* represent married gay men, or for that matter, necessarily actual gay men at all, the highest rate’s from things like prison sex and survival sex or for drugs, which a lot of IV drug users will have done at some point in the course of their IV drug habit…. Why this is supposed to have anything to do with your desire to deny *all* LGBT people monogamy, (after all lesbians are the lowest risk group of *all,*) well, we know you’re full of it.

          It’s your ignorance and the closet that cause most of this HIV problem, that’s why it’s worse where you have the most influence.

    • James

      He thinks that rubbing 2 dicks together is like rubbing 2 sticks together, but one creates a flame and the other creates HIV.

    • JoeMyGod

      XX Dighton Street
      Oak Square

      • Doxxing, Joe? Kinky! 🙂 Well played, sir.

    • grada3784

      Bye, NOMnut.

    • Bruno

      Give them all your money then.

    • if you are worried about health risks then banning same sex marriage is the last thing you should want to do. marriage encourages monogamy and longer lasting relationships which in turn helps to reduce risk for STD’s. so allowing gay couples to get married works to reduce sexual risk. on the other hand banning same sex marriage makes long term relationships harder which means higher levels of sexual risk.

  • Clive Johnson

    Because “God’s word” involves donating to NOM. It says so in the Buybull.

  • LovesIrony

    Your followers are loser for ever having followed you. Your hate and bigotry is no longer in vogue. You and your donors are correctly viewed as fucking bigots.

    • However their donors deserve their money back, and we will seize the Koch Brothers assets to begin to pay back the public for what they put us through, No wonder Brown is getting out of the country. But he was just doing his job…

      • IamM

        Separating bigger fools from their money is one of the few good things Brian has ever done.

  • geoffalnutt

    Obviously, next he’ll gather together all his “followers”, hold them at gunpoint – and demand their money. Very Jesusy.

    • TrollopeReader

      damn it. i read that as “very Jerserey” … *sigh*

      • TuuxKabin

        Happens all the time, over there, and ain’t illegal unless you’re caught.

        • TrollopeReader

          having grown up there …. yep!

          • TuuxKabin

            ’bout to meet another refugee from there for dinner and it’s just started thundering and lighting, with big ass rain drops. It’s only 2 blocks away at least.

          • TrollopeReader

            we keep getting threatened with rain … but it’s all threat, no action.

          • TuuxKabin

            Same here, just heat lightning and thunder, what little rain fell, evaporated on the hot pavement. Reminds me of Merida, Yucatan, Mx, we could watch the rain falling in the distance, and see that it never touched the ground. It would evaporate first. Hate it. But, here we are.

        • grada3784

          Smile when you say that about the state I live in.

          • TuuxKabin

            I just have to look at your avatar and I smile. It’s appealing. But, from now on I will, when mentioning the state you live in. CHEEEEEEESE.

  • Bill T.

    Blessed are the cry babies, ’cause they ain’t gettin’ shit.

  • crowTrobot

    We aren’t far from these clowns denouncing democracy as unsuitable to God’s plan. Can’t wait.

  • Richard B

    These are indeed wondrous times, Donald Trump is destroying the Republican Party as we know it and now Brian Brown is haplessly doing the same his National Organization for Marriage .
    -praise Jeebus!

    • James

      Did Jesus trim his chest hair?

      • Bryan

        I think the Romans did it.

  • Smokey

    Brian, the good old days (which were never good) are gone.

    • lymis

      Ah, memories.

      • Smokey

        Heady days indeed…

    • Ray Muñez

      Those incompetent fools have a light blue color to mark where marriage is “placed in jeopardy” by SCOTUS. Presumably, that was meant to refer to California in 2013 when SCOTUS was hearing the Prop 8 case. But they lost that case and turned CA red, But they forgot to update the color key, so they still have that light blue color representing nothing.

  • Capritaur

    Passive aggressive guilt tripping? He may be a Catholic but he’s no mother.

  • glass

    oooohhhh! Fundraising not going well? Bigotry not popular any longer?
    Well then, try plan B. C’mon everybody, start chanting with me…

    Rapture, Rapture,

    Rapture, Rapture,

    Rapture, Rapture,

    Rapture, Rapture!

  • Tor

    There are still 256 people who send money?

    • TrollopeReader

      about three months of allowance to his kiddos … (seven in 2010, may be more now, being six years later)

    • Craig C

      His count in yesterday’s money beg was also 256. He’s really pulling them in.

      • disQusTed

        256? Is that code for 2 parents to the power of 8 hungry mouths to feed?

      • ozbrad

        that almost 1 for every 1 million americans.

        • IamM


    • Traxley Launderette

      That’s a lot of guilt-stricken relatives who’d rather pay up something than have to endure The Mother of All Major Psychotic Breaks thisThanksgiving.

    • The_Wretched

      Out of a nation of 350 million.

    • StraightGrandmother

      I can’t wait to see this years tax forms. Should be fun.
      It is so delicious to see Brian Brown twist and cry, I just love it.

  • billbear1961

    Perhaps many of your imbecilic supporters have FINALLY realized that their marriages are in NO way threatened by gay people getting married?

    I really feel sorry for anyone who seriously believes YOU speak for God, you grifting POS.

    Or I would feel sorry for them, if the lot of you weren’t such callous, unfeeling MONSTERS.

    “Christians,” my ASS!!

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      “Christians,” my ASS!!

      … and you’re not even a dog.

    • Smokey

      Another night in the Brown household…

    • Shy Guy

      Sadly, I somehow doubt that many NOM supporters would see the light. More likely they just realise they’re throwing good money after bad at this point.

    • perversatile

      Composed in ALL CAPS WALL OF TEXT featuring the type face ‘Slattern’s Breath’, Brian Brown’s most recent ‘Money Beg’ is a disturbing glimpse into the crawl space of his soul, a brief snapshot of a troubled man’s last desperate moments on earth, before he is crushed by the inequity of his own actions.
      The original content off this letter is unchanged, except for the additions of lower case letters, punctuation, paragraphs, and correct spelling,

      Dear Mr/Mrs/Miss____________________
      The Gays are trying to destroy the Christian Race. Christian Bakeries and Flower Shops are being burned to the ground- often with the staff locked inside. What’s next? Do you want to end up in a FEMA Death Camp just for waving a ‘God Hates Fags’ sign at a fag’s funeral?

      The Gays are taking over the country, and I need your donations to stop a Vegetarian Pantsuit Wearing Lesbian with a SOCIALIST AGENDA from stealing the Presidency. “She” is already bragging about;
      -closing all the churches.
      -Having Pat Boone executed.
      -The Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts forming one big youth organization called ‘The Future Starbucks Employees of America’.
      -compulsory ART & MUSIC education in the schools.

      If this is the kind of Christian America you want to live in just go
      ahead and save for retirement and waste your money on dialysis. I tell
      you what though, Mr & Mr. and Mrs & Mrs, you might as well be putting
      money in the Devil’s pocketbook, because If I have to start buying groceries and eating at home, that’s exactly what’s going to happen! I need MONEY! If I have to fight the good fight on a budget, I might as well start shopping at the Dress Barn!

      Some of you gave me your very last dollar, some of you have lost your homes, some of you went without surgeries and necessary medications, and died. But you know what I learned from the Bible? That the best time to rob an old lady’s house is when everyone is at her funeral. You know what else the Bible says, ONLY LOSERS FLY COACH!

      Poverty is NO Excuse- I don’t care how little you have or how hungry your children are. Gimme all your MONEY or so help me God, I will break into your house, sit my 2 ton potato sack ass on your head and laugh at your muffled screams while you smother to death.

      No Checks, Coupons or Stamps. I know where you live. Your reward awaits you in heaven. Amen. Praise Jesus. Christ on a stick blah blah blah In His Name. Holy Night jinglebells Anita Bryant blah blah……

      • cleos_mom

        Hillary is a vegetarian?

        • perversatile

          ”Jesus did not die on the cross for people to be vegetarians”
          – Brian Brown

    • StraightGrandmother

      you grifting POS
      Well said there Billbear

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        It’s always a joy to know you’re here with us. SG. You’ve been hero and an inspiration for so many of us here at JMG.

  • MassageBear

    One word: GRIFTER.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Bri-bri, I think you know its time for a career change. The Subway near me is hiring. I bet you’d get all tingly when a customer comes in and says “I want a footlong”. You’ve had those dreams, haven’t ya’ sweetie?

    • TrollopeReader

      …and the creamy dressings!

    • Librarykid

      A job like that would interfere with his heavy smoking. Yes, Brian has an addiction.

  • coram nobis

    And God saith unto him, “The scribes copied it down wrong 2000 years ago! I said salvation would come through cheeses, not Jesus! I said blessed are the cheesemakers! Now get back there and incorporate the National Association of Fromage!”

    • “I think he means the producers of any dairy products, in general…”

      • coram nobis

        “I am the Whey, and the truth, and the Lite Cheddar.”

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          Rennet unto Caesar, saieth the lawd.

  • Daverley

    Brian’s going to break his high chair if he keeps banging on it like this.

  • CB

    But they have, Blanche. They have. You’re being abandoned quickly. Oh, and there are rats in the cellar.

  • Mark

    That ought to open the wallets! You tell ’em, BB!

  • SammySeattle

    So, his six mega-donors have left him in the lurch.

  • but this is a secular country not a christian one, right? or im wrong?

  • anne marie in philly

    oh sweet mother of pearl, not ANOTHER daily money beg from THIS loser! just STFU already!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Now with Extra Bitterness……

    • coram nobis

      I’d like it with a twist.

  • MythicalBeast

    The most passionate defenders of marriage are the married people of all genders and orientations who work to make their marriages succeed, and the unmarried people who fight for their right to be married. It’s that simple, but the simpleton Brown wants to believe that only the people who oppose marriages other than their own kind are the most passionate. That’s not passion. It’s just bigotry and stupidity.

    • David L. Caster

      That’s not passion. It’s just bigotry and stupidity.

      Which is entirely consistent with the beliefs of Brian Brown. I warned him years ago that he was going to lose and that he should start looking or getting training for a new job since he apparently had no other marketable skills. He didn’t listen to me and others that tried to talk sense into him. Now he will soon be out in the cold, having gone down with the ship of “one-man one-woman” marriage, reduced to a blathering, embittered middle-aged man with no future. I suppose his wife will have to be the breadwinner for his brood. She should dump him and find somebody with some real earning potential.

      • Ben in Oakland

        He can always sell his virginity to the highest bidder, as often as necessary. He won’t even have to learn any new job skills.

  • Jack

    I assume the World Congress (barf) of Families elected him because of his amazing track record, including his ability to raise funds.

  • Tigernan Quinn

    Not that I want to help you, but maybe if you told people what this money was going for? What these projects are? Just the critical ones, please.

  • Robert Conner

    God. Will. Smite. Those. Who. Don’t. Pay. Up. He will send the Archangel Guido to break your fucking legs!

  • Michael

    The Bible warns us in the end times many false prophets will arise and lead many people astray. Here we see it in action. Sad.

  • Gianni

    Gee, Brian is hard pressed to get the message. They are telling you to FO Brian. I don’t see how belittling and insulting your members is going to convince them to give you more money. They’ve seen the handwriting on the wall, baby. Get a new job. It’s scary, I know, but there must be something you can do other that bamboozle schnooks to give you money for nothing in return.

  • dcurlee

    No I don’t ignore my Gods word Brian but I sure as hell ignore yours

  • rusty57

    MIght be time to polish up the resume Brian and see if Wal Mart is hiring.

    If not, you could always get a job at the baths, Mary.

  • Mr. M

    Scott Tenorman is Brian Brown and the gays are Eric Cartman

    • Except we don’t make chili out of other people’s parents. Just sayin’.

  • FelineMama

    Me thinks thee protests TOO much!!
    Please contact Prof. Peabody’s Wayback Machine & go BACK to 100 A.D.
    Thank You!!!!

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I really don’t believe — I just can’t imagine the thought — that NOM’s members have quit fighting for God’s institution of marriage.

    Translation. OH DEAR GOD!!! The Grifter train has left the station! How the fuck am I gonna feed my 700 children?

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      It’s only 8 legitimate ones, plus a wife, but Bri-Bri eats like 691, so you have an accurate assessment.

      • Talisman

        I feel sorry for the gay child(ren).

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          Brian and his LGBT child ponder their future:
          Brian: “Maybe s/he will take up the family trade, just like Phyllis Schlafly’s son did.”
          LGBT child: “Get my degree. Escape. Don’t look back.”

      • KnownDonorDad

        Holy crap, I would not put my arm around my daughter that way.

      • Librarykid

        We can see from the picture that he is eating well and that some of that money will go for a new blazer in a larger size. Those things DON’T shrink in the wash. Strictly sans panache

      • IamM

        …blessings of peace and joy*

        *Does not apply to queers or people who mind their own damn business.

  • jim

    From what I understand the World Congress of Families is mostly voluntary. So that means Brian Brown is out $250k a year. No wonder the desperation

  • Irish856
  • BC’ing You

    Brian: As you know, God has a plan for everyone. Why are you and your followers fighting against God and his plan for your lives? Why do you not want to follow God where he is leading you? God has brought you thus far and will lead you further. Go in peace (…to love and serve the Lord on your path to oblivion…)

  • KQCA
  • PhallicMetaphor

    Man, what a bitch.

  • Poor Brian. My heart simply BLEEDS for him.

  • WretchedMouse

    *SMH* Since I do not know what to say to Bri Bri I will let Blanche take over…

  • KnownDonorDad

    The three or so wealthy donors must have thrown in the towel.

  • ByronK

    Biblical eh? What about Solomon and his seven hundred wives and 300 concubines? And yes, I’m sure Kennedy based his legal decision not on the law but just on being able to give the middle finger to “God” and scream, “I won biatch!!! Take that!” When in the rotation schedule does Brown get to play with the bible-thumpers’ brain cell for a few minutes before it’s passed to the next person to defile?

  • RoverSerton

    256 people in the US (world?). Less than 1 in a million of us support you BB. I think it time to close up shop when you draw less than a morning opener at any McDonald’s.

  • Mariarwilliams

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    • Helen Damnation ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      reported, god damn it.

  • If NOM really wanted to “make an impact”, why not work to prevent heterosexual divorce? After all, Luke 16:18, Matthew 5:32 and all that.

    All he’s doing is seeking to prevent some couples from forming (or obtaining benefits for doing so). It helps and protects no one. It’s a purely negative campaign, and I think that’s what turns the majority of people off.

  • Brown Balls

    Love won. Scalia lost. So you can suck my NYC-subway-in-August-swamp-crotch-sweaty balls, right there on the Union Square platform Brian Brownnose.

    You know you wanna.

  • Virginiajarellano3

    <<hp. ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★::::::!ir392m:….,….k.

  • Richard DeGhetto

    That’s only 0.00007891478289450442% of the USA population that gives a shit about his Hateful casue. I fingered it out on an interweb site!

  • Carl

    Check out the picture that was included in the money beg:

    • James

      So much to analyze, starting with the fact that the rings are clearly resting in cleavage, and the lady ring is pegging the man ring.

  • Blackfork

    The reason he’s not getting donations is that the Republicans are beginning to realize they no longer have to hide behind religion like they used to — they can be raging assholes under Trump out in the open!

  • Harshan

    I looked on and and didn’t find this. Where is it, or have they taken it down?

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      You may very well be the only person who actually looks at those sites.

    • NedFlaherty

      Both sites are up as of 17 August, 7:07 p.m. EST.

      • Harshan

        I didn’t mean the sites were down, I meant that the word “pathetic” didn’t occur on either one.

    • Harshan

      I read an article that made it clear. The statement was on a mailing, not their website. As Rosanne Rosannadanna would say, “Never mind.”

  • karmanot

    Behold Brian! I found Gawd’s Word in my driveway this morning! Hallelujah!

  • tomfromthenews

    ANYTHING that gives Brian the sadz makes my day so much better!

  • Mihangel apYrs

    ” . . .
    NOM’s purpose for existing — the reason we created it — . . . ”
    was to keep Bri-Bri in luxury.

  • StraightGrandmother

    Hey Brian, there is always Russia. You like Russia, right?
    Remember how you praised Russian Family Values when they came out with their anti gay laws?

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Brian’s last hope is to corner markets that aren’t already on to him; where there are still buyers for his snake oil. Places like Russia, Jamaica, Uganda, Gambia, and so forth. Not as many rich marks in those places, but as the grifters say, fast nickels beat slow dollars.

  • Anitatstokes2

    <<hp. ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★.★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★::::::!ir184m:….,…..

  • Amanda B. Rekendwith

    Will you ignore God’s Word?

    Hell no.
    I’ll use it for something useful.