Dumbest Gay Man On The Internet Fails Yet Again

Earlier today extremist blogger Jim Hoft, widely known in the progressive blogosphere as “the dumbest man on the internet,” came out in a Breitbart column in which he urged gays to “come home to the Republican party.”

This afternoon Hoft gleefully reported the “breaking” news that a group called Phoenix LGBT has endorsed Donald Trump. As evidence of this endorsement Hoft posted a message from a Twitter account that was created yesterday. Not only that, the account’s profile oddly links to the Manchester, UK-based LGBT Foundation. The tweet below has been shared nearly 7000 times since Hoft’s posting.

The (real) Phoenix Pride LGBT Center has been forced to respond.

If things go as usual over on Gateway Pundit, Hoft will either ignore evidence that he’s been taken or he’ll just delete the post entirely. Either way, many thousands of right wingers now believe that an LGBT group has endorsed Donald Trump.

  • Just Another Tranny

    The disinformation is strong with that lot……

  • Michael Smith

    “Dumbest man on the Internet” has a lot of competition these days.

  • JTC

    They’re really trying my patience today.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MdaeCpIqmA

  • Kevin Perez

    I’m looking forward to Rachel Maddow tonight. I need some smart after all this dumb.

  • bkmn

    The stupid is strong in this one.

  • bkmn

    O/T – Trump is now sending Chris Christie out to pick up his MickeyD’s. Best use ever for him.
    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-chris-christie-manservant-mcdonalds

    • Reality.Bites

      I’d sooner trust Josh Duggar with my sister than Chris Christie with my McDonald’s order.

      Note: My sister is actually 60. I’m not fucking insane.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        How do you know that doesn’t turn Josh on even MORE?

        • agcons

          I’m sure we’ll find out before long. Our Little Diddler is far from finished, I suspect.

    • Wow. So that’s what it means for a man to be made another man’s personal gimp.

    • Octavio

      “Stop eating all the Oreos! Leave some for the rest of us!” LO!

  • Sean

    Joseph Goebbels would be so proud of the Ernst Rohm wannabe propaganda whore Jim Hoft(en trash) sucking the teat of his hetero massas that are the anti-LGBT Reichpublican Paltry.

  • HZ81

    Jesus, virtually everything Hoft does makes me laugh unintentionally. Not today.

  • AtticusP

    Reality is not a medium in which these people operate comfortably, so facts are probably not going to be of any particular value here.

    • LADY MABELINE

      Such a wise statement. I am going to write that one down.

    • oikos

      Yer librul factating is Satan’s handiwerk.

      • And here I thought the new, padded t-shirt would help with all that factating.

      • olandp

        Who is that painting in your avatar by? It has a suggestion of Gauguin, but I’m sure at least a century later.

        • oikos

          Marion Rose ~ 1955 – 2011

  • MB
  • The moron thinks the conservatives on the Supreme Court are the ones who ruled in favor of LGBT civil rights.

    – Obergefell (same-sex marriage nationally): Dissenting = Roberts, Scalia, Thomas, Alito — all GOP appointees
    – Windsor (DOMA challenge): Dissenting, the same four justices
    – Lawrence (sodomy ban challenge): Dissenting = Rehnquist, Scalia, Thomas

  • TampaZeke

    Let them believe it. It won’t be even close to the most insane thing that they believe.

  • MBear

    …and yet again: we are not people.
    We are only pawns in their power struggle

  • joe ho

    Trump speaking now, trying to attract LGBT voters.

    • oikos

      He’s already got the Log Cabinette vote locked up.

    • CB

      After last week saying he’d support “traditional marriage.”

    • Get Real

      It is infuriating that he is making it seem like some “foreign Islamist outsider” came in and committed this massacre in Orlando. A “temporary” Muslim ban does not keep out existing Americans terrorists like the idiot who committed this horror yesterday. It is so hard to listen to Trump’s fear mongering. And he is reading from a teleprompter. Gawd he is dull…

  • LADY MABELINE

    I have to to disconnect from the Internet for a while. Posts like this are just to fucking depressing. LGBT endorsing Trump? Why don’t we just light the fires to the ovens.

    • Friday

      Right-wing fakery, this time though.

    • torrentprime

      Was working the Hillary booth at Pride a few weeks ago, and a Trump supporter came by to debate a little.
      Surprisingly, not in a bad way. He was respectful, wasn’t trying to gather a crowd or demagogue, didn’t seem to be playing for the (non-existent) cameras, and it was an actual conversation. He just had a few “cards on the table” questions. It became clear pretty quickly how a millennial Californian working at Pride(!) would or could support the “we’ll start by taking away gay marriage, then put a religious requirement on immigration, and then…” guy.
      “Trump doesn’t actually want to [do the thing we’re talking about]. People can say whatever they want about *anyone* (tsk tsk), and people like to make a rich guy look bad.”
      “Trump said, out of his own mouth, on camera, that he’d “strongly consider” appointing judges to reverse Obergefell, and he said he supported traditional marriage.”
      He puts his hands up a little, a sad, resigned “whatcha gonna do?” type things. In no way did felt he had been beaten or disproven. No no, he was confident that we both knew the REAL truth (i.e., Trump 4 marriage +4 AX Trump couldn’t just SAY he os pro-trans pro-equality, cuz, you know, we pro

  • Friday

    Idiot as well as quisling. Jim, that buzzing sound is what’s coming to take your hair for whoring for the enemy.

  • MBear

    is that *I*gbt Phoenix?
    Font, wot? I…as in ABCDEFGH*I*

  • delk

    O/T but the gofundme has hit 2 million dollars.

  • Jerry Hinnant

    Maybe we need to quit insulting him as being dumb and just ignore him as being the most pathetic gay man in America.

  • olandp

    “Either way, many thousands of right wingers now believe that an LGBT group has endorsed Donald Trump.”

    Many thousands of right wingers believe Donald Trump is a successful businessman and billionaire, so there is that…

    • Chucktech

      Either way, many thousands of right wingers are stultifyingly gullible.

    • Reality.Bites

      Maybe it will make them stop supporting him?

  • A Cunning Stunt

    Small surprise Trump is the darling of the shouties. They just love anyone who makes them feel right, facts be damned. They don’t care if they’re wrong, because anyone who points out they’re wrong is wrong for making them feel wrong.

  • religion is insane

    Homophobia is rooted in Muslim, but social conservatism catalyzes the radical homophobia, which many conservatives seem to ignore.

    • Todd20036

      old testament is not muslim Its christ eating

      • religion is insane

        Why does OT keep popping up? OT has nothing to do with current society.

        • The_Wretched

          Endless citing by conservative christians to Leviticus and other anti-gay bible verses (as they read them).

          • religion is insane

            I understand what he says, but I have difficult to comprehend how christains’ diet hobbies have related to my post.

          • grada3784

            Only the stuff about gays is followed nowadays. So things like the racial purity requirements (10 generations for the children of Lot’s sons/grandsons to be accepted) that outdo the Nazis aren’t followed any more.

        • Christianists use the OT to justify their hatred. They’re as evil in words as the killer was in action. And many christianists are celebrating his actions.

      • grada3784

        OT is followed by all the Abrahamic crowd. The Muslims just believe that Ishmael was the son to be killed, not Isaac.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      As I have posted a few times today……..it ain’t just Islam……

    • grada3784

      Homophobia is Abrahamic insanity. All flavors partake of it.

  • safari

    The Freepers posted the tweet earlier this morning. So, yes… they believe it.

    • perversatile

      Are they panicking?
      ”Run fer the hills -the Gays are taking over the GOP!!!”

      • safari

        Informed sources write that it’s only the GOP-e that has been taken over. You know. The losers. And Trump is the winner. So they are winners, too.

        • perversatile

          I wonder if they’d be interested in joining the SJLP?
          (Shirley Jackson’s Lottery Party)

  • TK

    O/T: The mother, Christine Leinonen, who was mentioned in this post:http://www.joemygod.com/2016/06/12/mother-of-missing-son-i-left-him-with-i-love-you-video/

    It has been confirmed that he dies and her son’s name has been added to list of victims. http://www.cityoforlando.net/blog/victims/

    • Sam_Handwich

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      🙁

    • Nychta

      It was heartbreaking to see her on the news yesterday. I can’t find words.

    • religion is insane

      I will recommend the door in toilet to be made of steels or iron instead of wood.

    • TK
      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        That’s heartbreaking, the whole sordid thing is just……….

    • pj

      i saw her twice on the news yesterday. i could tell by the second time she figured out she wouldnt see her only son again. i hope she finds some comfort somehow. so sad to think that happened 49 times yesterday.

      • Ninja0980

        You knew when she said that his boyfriend was dead that it wouldn’t be good.

        • pj

          yeah…and it wasent.

  • Circle Thomas

    Most likely, the Dumbest Man on the Internet created that sock puppet account himself.

  • I just may be the second dumbest man on the internet, for today at least: https://disqus.com/home/discussion/joemygod/christian_extremists_celebrate_orlando_massacre/#comment-2728510579

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Maybe it’s that gay fence-buddy of McCain’s with a taste for deportable Mexicans. (Barbeau?)

  • Lazycrockett

    OT Drumpf is actually trying to make “bigly” happen.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Speaking of fakery, someone tried to tell me that the LA guy who got busted is actually gay.

    • pablo

      He appears to be gay, and a… um…er… Sanders supporter. It’s pretty bizarre: http://indianapublicmedia.org/news/indiana-man-arrested-explosives-la-pride-100362/

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        So a gay nut then.

        • Silver Badger

          You may have noticed, we have our share of madmen and fools just like any other group.

          • Tigernan Quinn

            Many of them here.

          • Octavio

            Hey! I resemble that remark!

          • Silver Badger

            Be nice. Only a few post on JMG.

      • Reality.Bites

        Quote from the article: The page’s most recent public post, from June 3, shows a photo comparing Adolf Hitler to Hillary Clinton. An anti-Clinton, pro-Bernie Sanders photo was posted in February.

        But I thought Clungeflaps lived in California?

  • Lazycrockett

    Will according to Drumpf Hillary isn’t our friend for some really whacked out reason.

  • Sam_Handwich

    Hard to believe that there are republicans out there who think they can break up our LIBERAL LGBT voting coalition by exploiting #Orlando.

    But they don’t call themselves The Party of Stupid for nothing.

    • torrentprime

      If it weren’t for the Sanders supporters, I’d be celebrating with you.

  • John

    And the same jackasses who believe this also believe the Earth is flat and that Noah stuffed 2 of every animal on the planet into one ship.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      god miniaturized all those animals so that they would fit and not eat / poop too much. A christian told me this, so it must be true.

      • Harley

        Why the ark. He could have just waved his hand or wiggled his nose and all of mankind would be gone except one incestuous family.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          I think he was just bored or wanted to test the strength of poorly constructed wood vs massive sea swells.

          • Hue-Man

            Or punk Noah!

          • Octavio

            I kind of understand. When I was a child I had a giant sand pile. I’d build cities out of the sand, then destroy them with a garden hose . . . over and over and over and over . . . .

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            I do that NOW !

          • Adam King

            You must have been created in the image of Gawwwd!!!

          • Oh’behr

            Hey, you stole my idea!!! (teasing). Lol.

        • Reality.Bites

          Why do that when you can instead create an ecological disaster the earth could not possibly recover from in the lifespan of Noah’s family?

          Of course the story was made up by people who figured there were at most 100 different kinds of animals.

    • Girl Please Stop

      The stuffing of animals and building of the Ark were done by 900 year old Noah and his two 100 plus year old sons according to their wholly holey book of sacred silliness.

  • Highmoremotel

    Pretty cool. Now Donald Trump’s fans think they have some great accomplishment to boast about.
    Smack downs with evidence are fun and trend well.
    A fake twit account is even funnier.
    That’s two fools…how shameful.
    Also, it’s not going to sway any more LGBT people. No one, imo, is on the fence anymore. You’re either a Donald Trump fan or you’re not.

    Is there a folksie saying for being fooled thrice?

    • religion is insane

      Trump’s suggestion will not solve the problem. This scumbag was born in NY, an us citizen, maybe living few blocks away from trump tower before moving to Florida. Moreover, there are many second generations of Muslim who are us citizen with parents who came here with student visa or working visa. They are not even immigrants.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “…can’t get fooled again.”

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Dubya: “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

        • Octavio

          Same parts of Tennessee and Texas where they say “A waste is a terrible thing to mind.”

          • AtticusP

            Octavio, I’ve seen pictures from Walmarts in Tennessee and Texas.

            Are you sure they’re not actually saying “A WAIST is a terrible thing to mind”?

          • Octavio

            Could be.

        • Reality.Bites

          I missed the “Dubya” in front and thought “WTF is Dreaming Vertebrate on today?”

    • Silver Badger

      “once burned, twice shy, thrice stupid.”

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Trump: Look at my “faggots”!
    The “faggots” love me! I will do very well with the “faggots”.

    • Oh’behr

      Grrrr, not the good Grrrr, either. That made me cringe and scream inside.
      I could see him saying it.
      Fuck.
      Sigh.

    • 7962

      trumps positions on many topics regarding the gay community are far to the left of the usual GOP positions. Most of his supporters are too stupid to NOTICE that, but its true. he doesnt think you should have the right to fire someone based on their sexual orientation, he even wanted sexual orientation added to the Civil rights act. Certainly not a liberal, but still no Rick Santorum by any means

  • andrew

    If blogger Jim Hoft urged gays “to come home to the Republican Party”, he is not only the “dumbest man on the internet”, he is the dumbest man on the planet.

  • KnownDonorDad

    Yes, you want the Heritage Foundation choosing the Supreme Court nominees, ’cause they’ll totally be in your corner!

    • safari

      They only want to dissolve hundreds of thousands of same sex marriages and put those families in precarious situations. I mean, at least they’re not ISIS, am I right /s

      • Reality.Bites

        If it was up to Florida Governor Scott, families of the injured wouldn’t be able to see them in hospital.

        Never forget how deep their hatred goes.

      • KnownDonorDad

        Indeed; I mean, both parties are the same anyway.

  • NancyP

    Piss-poor Missourian. The blogger Gateway Pundit can’t get the “Show Me” right (doesn’t fact-check).

  • ClarkJoe

    In other news Jim Hoft totally has a hot new young boyfriend from Nigeria. He’s totally going to arrive as soon as the wire transfer goes through and he can afford the plane ticket.

  • Who needs evidence when it fits your mindset despite being ridiculous?

  • Guess

    Indeed, it looks like the liars, swindlers, and astroturf front groups are Coming Home. Nice work, Hoftie!

  • Donnacjones4
  • This is awkward