Joseph & Smith – Hello [VIDEO]

Two real life Mormon missionaries are going viral on YouTube with parody of Adele’s Hello than has hit 200,000 views in its first day. Marcus Joseph and Korey Smith (Joseph Smith, get it?) are Brigham Young students and you might not glom onto the fact that they’re actually pitching Mormonism until the final credit appears for LDS Smile, a group that provides speakers for youth events. Anyway, isn’t it kinda late for Hello parodies?

  • Secure

    Mormons just creep me out!

    • Lazycrockett

      That one had too many teeth.

      • Octavio

        You need to train them to develop serious TMJ before they’re any good.

    • Oh’behr

      Thank you. I can deal with clowns. Yet Mormons (along with other smiley, teethy, people holding a bible and) … My skin starts to crawl.

      Run, danger !

  • Ernest Endevor

    As if.

    Plus, who is Adele?

  • bkmn

    I hope Adele collects royalties.

    • Dave_in_PDX

      I’ve already posted it to her FB page. I did it before for others and they are pretty quick to have them removed. Shame on these boys. 😛

    • TimCA

      I hope she collects damages.

  • Octavio

    You post these things just to to mess with/torture us, don’t you.

  • Lazycrockett

    Coming soon to Cockyboys.

  • JT

    We are only 19. I forgot to tell you this is my companion…

    Mormonism is ripe for gay parody.

    Oh, and Elder Berry, of course.

    • BearEyes

      I hear elder berry and think ‘arsenic and old lace’

    • Good Shot Green

      It’s shocking the name of one of its presidents sounds like Bring ’em Young.

      • Palmer

        Most Utahns say Breed’m Young.

        • grada3784

          I thought that was the religion I grew up in.

  • Sorry, I won’t watch religionist propaganda.

  • nipper
    • Jamie Brewer

      December 2011 I scored a standing room ticket for this show…. pure magic…

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Saw it twice and may go again next week.

    • Jenni

      At work, we do business with a company out of SLC. As such, I have to type the city name frequently. Every single time (without fail, after seeing Book of Mormon), I say in my head while typing, “Salt-ah Lake-ah Seetee!”

  • Jeffrey Hitchin

    I was accosted by a missionary recently while walking to my car in my apartment complex. “Hello!” he said. “I’m Elder Brian of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.”

    I said, “Hello! I’m a homosexual. Good-bye.”

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      When they ring the door bell at our house I yell to my husband, “There are some really cute Mormon Boys here and they look hot and sweaty in their white shirts! Come see how adorable they are!”

      • Good Shot Green

        I sometimes entertain the thought of inviting them in and giving them the best head they’ll ever get, ruining them forever for women.

      • kaydenpat

        Lol!

    • Paula

      They can usually can tell by the look that I give them not to bother.

    • motordog

      I like to say, “Sorry, I’m busy right now, but you’re cute…so how about we go out for drinks later? You can tell me all about it at breakfast.”

    • Nick Stadler

      Perhaps try, “Hey, c’mon in. I already have two of your boys chained up in my basement. It gets pretty lonely down there, I’m sure they’ll be thrilled to have you join them.”

    • Bomer

      My mom had a friend that was taking some class in college, back in the 80s, and they were studying cults. One day while she had all her study materials out some Mormons came to her doorstep and tried to sell her on their religion. She told them that she would take their literature if they took some of hers. They said, sure, and she came back with a bunch of pamphlets on Satanism. She never heard from them again.

      Since I moved out of East Dallas I haven’t had any Mormons pester me. Now I get Jehovah’s Witnesses although I think I finally scared them off since I haven’t seen them for about a year now.

      • Mark

        JW’s are scared as all hell of a 50ft garden hose….

        • Bomer

          Ha! Sadly I live in an apartment complex and thus no hose.

  • JC

    Both of those guys.. have definitely dreamed about sucking cock before.

    • Treant

      Dreamed? I’m sure it’s gone further than being dreamt about.

      • Ninja0980

        Indeed, and when they finally let those inner feelings out..wow.

        • David Walker

          But you have to unscramble the magic underwear first.

          • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

            Makes for longer foreplay… of a most frustrating kind.

    • David in Tucson

      As a friend of ours says, “More than a cheese sandwich has passed those lips.”

  • TampaZeke

    Oy vey iz mir!

  • JT

    Did they get permission to do this? Or is this tithe-hungry homophobic “church” infringing copyright? Adele?

    • David Walker

      They probably don’t need permission. Parody is protected.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    Of course I will listen to your pitch for Mormonism. However, I get to pitch homosexuality to you first. I have visuals!

    • MB

      Make them watch Mormonboyz gay porn before they get to pitch their LDS “Gospel of Weird.”

      • motordog

        At the very least I need to see their underwear…I might require them to remove said underwear and present it to me for testing and scrutiny.

    • NZArtist

      You pitch. I’ll catch.

    • bkmn

      And demonstrations really seal the deal.

      • Ninja0980

        Did for my friend and his now ex-Mormon hubby.

    • JT

      No pitch necessary for some of them. See “The Falls” and “The Falls: Testament of Love.”

      • David Walker

        Or “Latter Days.”

        • JT

          The sex scene between the two leads is terrific.

          • Ninja0980

            Indeed, real passion there and a happy ending for once.

        • motordog

          Cheezy movie…but I love it none the less.

    • edrex

      I have what I like to call a “Power Pointed” presentation.

    • Paula

      So many mormons, so little duct tape.

      • Dorismjacobs4

        “my room mate Is getting paid HOURLY. ninety-eight$ on the internet.”….two days ago new McLaren P2 bought after earning 18,512$,,,this was my previous month’s paycheck ,and-a little over, 17k$ Last month ..3-5 h/r of work a days ..with extra open doors & weekly. paychecks.. it’s realy the easiest work I have ever Do.. I Joined This 7 months ago and now making over 87$, p/h.Learn. More right Hereo!456➤➤➤➤➤ http://GlobalSuperJobsReportsEmploymentsAuthority/GetPaidHourly98$…. .❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:::::o!456……..

        • RickCabral

          ??????

    • BearEyes

      are they 3D visuals?

    • Octavio

      And be sure to have hand-outs. They really like hand-outs.

    • Gyeo

      As a person who was in a relationship with a Mormon and has seen first hand the damn inferiority/superiority complex that comes with Mormonism, I’d advise against pitching for one. Sure the sex might be okay but it’s the other thing that comes out of their mouths that is deplorable. (No matter how damn muscle bearish they are.)

    • WebSlinger
      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        Also toothsome, but much handsomer.

  • Duane Dimitrov

    Gross.

    Let’s stop treating this freakish cult like is deserves respect.

  • Cuberly
  • ByronK

    Holy teeth whitener! Is that to distract from the fact that they belong to a bat-shit crazy cult? And I doubt Adele would be impressed. Funny twitter story. I posted that Adele should stop Trump from using her music at rallies. The tweet was sent to her best friend and a few days later she told Trump to stop. Well, there goes my 15 minutes. lol.

    • Octavio

      I think it’s time you made another post.

      • William

        Something involving Mitch McConnell and a rooftop.

  • Blake J Butler

    I remember my first encounter with the door-to-door mormons, i opened the door and they tried to hand me the pamphlets and the “joy” of being a mormon, and i told them no thanks, i told them my heart was with the flying spaghetti monster, and tried to invite them to join my “boyfriend” inside for some adult recreation, they weren’t smiling, but they left. with a strange look on their faces, i believe it was fear. But hey the satellite was out so i had to find a way to entertain myself on a afternoon, even if it meant scaring some mormons.

    But damn did they peddle away so fast……

    • Treant

      I usually just say, “I like a good threesome.”

      • Blake J Butler

        I’m a bit of a hypocrite with this though, i look for good actors that have done the Mormon fantasy porn. Where i enjoy it, but mostly for the actors in them, but on the other hand like most people they give me the CREEPS, with their smiles and their way of speaking to you.

        • BearEyes

          all the more reason to give them something else to do with their mouth than speak.

          • Blake J Butler

            True Dat. In that context, they are much tolerable but also elsewhere than their mouths.

    • Ninja0980

      It’s fun either way because you either scare them or can have a hell of a lot of fun.

      • Blake J Butler

        It wasn’t near as fun as the time i had with the religious nut at Michaels. I mentioned it one here about a year or so ago, but it was the best time i ever had in a Michaels store.

        • Ribb Rotgut

          You can’t leave us hanging like that!

          • Blake J Butler

            ok, i’ll refresh everyone: I needed markers and glitter for an art project in my junior year of highschool, (this was 2011 before the hobby lobby birth control mess) so i went down the aisle looking for the glitter and as i was looking at several colors of glitter, a woman with frizzy hair so long it reached down down past her waist, wearing a denim dress, matching with long sleeves of course, and a obvious brass crucifix necklace.

            She comes right behind me making a smug remark about the different colors of glitter i had, she said ” why do you need glitter colors like that ? boys aren’t suppose to use glitter”. It was already a long day at school, with the project i had to do, then this bitch looking like Michelle Duggar comes out from nowhere starting something in the glitter aisle. I calmly replied back that it was for my school organizations signs. Being nosy she asked what club i belonged to (which i didn’t but she didn’t know), and i said that i belonged to the “Gay Warlocks for Abortion” club.

            I returned back to my shopping, assuming that she had scattered away, and she did. BIG TIME. I turned from the aisle with my glitter, and i saw what i believed to be her, run out through the automatic doors into the parking lot, where she drove away in a beige Suburban with a Rick Santorum 12′ bumper sticker.

          • Ribb Rotgut

            Lol! That’s brilliant. Thanks

    • William

      You should say “I told the agency I wanted cowboys!”

      • Blake J Butler

        HAHA!! good times. But i’m not big on cowboys much unless they are more stocky build and are or somewhat hairy. I do have a thing for men in uniform, mostly UPS delivery guys.

        • cowboy

          You realize there are cowboy Mormon missionaries. Check their feet for boots and the understated bolo tie. Their white shirts have pearl button snaps. But they do exist.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Beyond the creepy cult, you know these two hooked up at least a few times.

    Would probably do them worlds of good. Planets even– they’re into that sort of thing.

  • JoeMyGod
    • EdmondWherever

      I’m imagining what’s going through the head of the truck driver behind them.

    • Chris H.

      I was just thinking of that one! You posted that a few years ago.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      I’ve always thought it weird that those youngsters refer to themselves as “Elders”.

      • Shy Guy

        It is odd. They don’t associate it with age, it’s just a title.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elder_(Latter_Day_Saints)
        “elder” is considered the introductory—or lowest—office of the Melchizedek priesthood

        Priest and Bishop also don’t have their normal meanings.

        • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

          Nothing in the Mormon cult appears to have its normal meaning.

          Are female Mormon missionaries referred to as Ethel Mormons?
          http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/5314fc9aecad04112c311917/heres-how-mormons-are-supposed-to-dress.jpg

          • William

            I thought they were called Ethel Mertzes.

          • perversatile

            Ethyl Meat Plows

        • BobSF_94117

          Of course they associate it with age. It’s meant to give the younguns a sense of importance and maturity. Nothing in Mormonism is by chance.

        • Mark

          that don’t make no damn sense! If that is so – then why am I called an ‘elder-gay’?? Hell, I’ve been worshipping cock for ‘ni on 40 years now. Introductory??? Ask the recipients!

    • Watching the video above makes me feel embarrassed being white. It is cute though in a very Chicago suburbs way.

    • peterparker

      The one in the back on the right with the dimples is mine!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    That cult has been sexually abusing Native American Kids.
    I guess they wont be singing about that.

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/04/06/lawsuit-mormons-sexually-abused-navajo-foster-children.html?via=mobile&source=twitter

  • Jeff

    I was working a free STD/HIV testing van in an alley in SF’s Tenderloin one day. I heard this screaming and looked down the alley to the street. ZOOM! One Mormon in a white shirt ran by. ZOOM! Then another. Then this statuesque black drag queen ran by screaming “MORMON BOYS! MORMON BOYS GET OVER HERE!” I was rooting for her so much!

    • Paula

      I’d pay to see that!!!!

      • Octavio

        And mormons always complain we don’t say nice things about them. 🙂

      • William

        I ain’t cleaning it up afterwards.

    • kaydenpat

      What was she going to do to them? The mind boggles.

    • fuzzybits

      I miss San Francisco.

  • sherman

    I hear the word “Mormon” and my first thought is always “In 1978 God changed his name about black people!”

    • Bob Conti

      I believe that plan involves me having my own planet…

      • sherman

        That almost seems like solitary confinement to me. I just don’t understand it,

        • Bob Conti

          Yeah, but I think all your family is there but my question is, what if THEY get their OWN planets? Do they just visit back and forth? Do they split up who gets the kids on Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter? These are things the Book of Mormon just fails to answer!

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            That’s when worlds collide.

          • Bob Conti

            Can you imagine the dinner table drama?

          • William

            I have an aunt that I’m not terribly fond of. Is she on my planet anyway, or does she only visit at the holidays?

          • Bob Conti

            Give her the wrong planetary address. Next question.

          • McSwagg

            What happens if your planet gets downgraded, like what happened to Pluto a few years back?

          • Bob Conti

            Then you apply for a property tax reassessment.

  • Bryan

    …annnd the door closes.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Yesterday’s Scientology …

    • Oh’behr

      Just as bad as Scientology.

  • Ninja0980

    So how long before they show up on Mormonboyz?

  • AJA

    They’re pretty damn cute. I wonder what dudes they’ve kissed.

    • Nax

      They’re two guys covering Adele. You know they have…or have wanted to.

  • BearEyes

    The one on the left has an inbred look to me and the one on the right just pings my gaydar.
    And yeah, I can see them doing it.

  • WNY

    This is my all-time favorite Hello parody

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ6-nCLeDsI

    • Piercedchrlz

      Mine too!
      That’s not sweat my body’s crying….

    • TuuxKabin

      And the ice cream truck is the only reason I run anymore.

      Hysterical. Thanks WNY!

    • Bomer

      Oh hell, that had me in tears! Thank you!

    • David Milley

      Now _that’s_ real palate-cleanser! Thanks!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      LOL

  • m_lp_ql_m

    Nothing like that good ol’, poignant, thought-provoking, socially-relevant, Mormon sense of humor.

    • TuuxKabin

      It was a regular laugh riot, wasn’t it? Now for the real thing I’m listening to Adele on my headphones.

  • Treant

    Sorry, I’ve done morons but I’d never do a Moron. Not even just watching.

  • bambinoitaliano

    I’ll pitch both of their tents.

    • TuuxKabin

      I hope the toothy one knows how to not ‘scrape’.

  • FancyThat

    makes it easier to swallow….

  • KnownDonorDad

    Well, that totally makes up for Prop 8, am I right?

  • Robert Conner

    Two white douchebags in white shirts and dark ties? How are they NOT Mormons?

    • Um, yeah — two white d-bags in white shirts, dark ties, one wearing a dorky backpack, and both with haircuts from 1950s Central Casting. I wouldn’t have assumed they weren’t Mormons like ever.

  • Clive Johnson

    I always welcome Mormons missionaries into conversation. They often leave having heard things about their faith that they don’t teach in Mormon schools and homes.

    • BearEyes

      well, Hawai’i, Prop 8, the Navajo foster children scandal, FLDS shenanigans, the tablets are a complete myth.
      What else? We haven’t seen them in a couple years now, so I want to be prepared. Tks.

  • TheSpinMonkey

    Cult Alert!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Thank non-existent gawd I got my vaccine for Religitardation™, I would so hate to suffer such a disease of the mind.

  • Ginger Snap

    No thanks.

  • What the fuck would you post this for?!

  • Hank

    I could see a fantasy of the Tall one, knocking on the guy with the Long Hair’s door and being invited in…. only to find out what his “TRUE” Calling really is!!! /s

  • Herald

    This was pretty cute, I have to say.

  • kcken

    I foresee one Mormon with a lot of teeth, leaving the church for the first role he can land on Broadway.

  • stuckinthewoods

    what a waste of pie.

  • Those two look very much like a couple of guys who are really into Squat Cobbling.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41QTbnAlP60

    • olandp

      When I saw that the first time i just howled until I could barely breathe, and I just did again!

  • Princess Lardass

    Meh. SNL’s parody was much more entertaining.

  • fuzzybits

    They need a cup of coffee.

  • Franciscan

    You mean this isn’t a commercial for some dentist, or fluoride toothpaste?

  • Silver Badger

    The tall one sings pretty good and has all the earmarks of the well hung. I bet he would go far in the entertainment world.

    • The cute one on the right would make a good gay porn movie bottom with that kinky smile of his.

  • I was in the Mormon Temple Visitor Center in Salt Lake City (I was there on business) and did the “action diorama” tour that shows how Jesus visited the Mayans with backlit lighting effects. It actually was very well done — picture early Epcot Center. Some Mormon volunteers then talked to us one of one about the message of the book of Mormon. When they asked me what I thought I said “you really don’t want to know”. Then when they told me they did I said “You can’t SERIOUSLY expect me to believe this bizarre story can you? With a talking SALAMANDER? Now can you PLEASE tell me if I can buy a Mormon Temple snow-globe in your gift shop — you know the one’s that show snow when you shake them — preferably including a statue of Joseph Smith — because my friend really wants one for his snow-globe collection”. They were dumbfounded. Seriously. They pointed me to the gift shop with their mouths open. Alas, no snow globe!

    • btw this is what i wanted to buy for my friend from Berkeley to add to his collection — but he wanted a statue of Joseph Smith in it. They do not sell this in the Mormon Temple in Salt Lake :((((.

      • William

        I have the Austin snow globe. It has teeny tiny bats mixed in with the snow.

    • Oh’behr

      Thanks for your story. I don’t fly though SLC now. In the past I never had a long enough transfer to do the tour. I think I would have been in hysterics laughing at the salamander. I don’t think it’s worth a trip there just to see it, yet I appreciate your story. Hope you get the snow globe someday.

  • Joseph Miceli

    I lasted 32 seconds. Everyone in that video pings my gaydar like the alarm on my iPhone blowing up. Seriously, if they’d have all taken their clothes off and started fucking my response would have been a yawn.

  • Friday

    I think my housemate must have scared away the Mormons before I even got here. I’m usually working in the garage and they just walk by. I’ll have to ask about that sometime. 🙂

    • lymis

      My mom always welcomed them in, offered them fresh lemonade, and had a serious talk with them about their mutual faiths. We lived in Central Florida, but mom was raised in Iowa. She believed that someone who behaved politely and felt strongly enough about something to take it door to door should be treated politely, and that a glass of ice water or lemonade was the least she could do.

      Fun thing was that by the time they left, she had usually, extremely graciously, shredded their beliefs and made them rethink (or be visibly too frightened to rethink) theirs in the face of hers. Always in terms like “It’s never made sense to me that…” or “I’ve always considered that….” or “Yes, but, the Bible also says that….”

      Since they always came in pairs, almost always, one of them was clearly starting to think, “Wait, that makes a lot more sense….” and the other one, noticing it, usually couldn’t get the two of them out of there fast enough.

    • David Milley

      Then there was the time my husband was splitting firewood by hand — he used to cut cordwood for a living — and they drove into the yard. He walked over, looking annoyed, axe still in hand … says they got back in the car for some reason and drove away, never to return …

      • Friday

        Maybe they don’t want gal mechanics, come to think of it. 🙂

  • jawnbc

    On one of those very late nights during grad skool (after the drivethrough visit to BK, but before I passed out with fries on my chest), one of those late night “call us for a free copy” infomercials came on. “Why not” I thought, and soon I was chatting to a very nice person who wanted to know when someone could come by with the book. “Oh no, no delivered personally: mail it please.” Surprisingly, they did.

    So I read it—OK rather a lot of it, rather than the whole book—and HMMOG that is some seriously fucked up, whacky, makes the Old and New Testaments seem like physics insanity. Seriously. But it was a perfect diversion from Foucault. Weeks later the phone rings and it’s some poor lovely young man following up:

    Did you read it?
    I did, most of it. About 80% of it, in fact.
    And?
    Interesting…
    Did it move you?
    No, not really.
    Did it open up your heart?
    No, I found it troubling. There’s a lot of thinly veiled racism, that bit about the Indian tribes, the Aryan artwork of Moroni, very troubling.
    Oh. Can we call you again?
    Probably not a good idea. I started reading it with an open mind, but…let’s just leave it at that.
    OK. Th-thank you.

    • Helen Damnation ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Much more genteel than my normal response: “If your religion requires you to talk to ME about YOUR religion, you need to back the fuck up!” God damn it!

  • Freakish little assholes.

  • sword

    Candidates for a “Latter Days” sequel?

  • Robert Conner

    The one on the left looks like his mother dropped him on his head.

  • KCMC

    “kinda late” -well they are are later day saints, right? oh. no.

  • Greg B.

    If Elder Pete ever shows up at my door, I’m gonna learn a whole lot about Joseph Smith. Just sayin.

    • Gianni

      I usually let them talk because they’re often cute and just sitting near cute boys is stimulating.

  • JCF

    I’ll wait for their porn version.

    • Friday

      Someone’s gotta do it, I guess. I won’t. 🙂

    • lymis

      Been done. Colt Studio’s Buckleroos among others.

  • SFHarry

    It’s amazing how by just passing the mormon bible over the pie it reconstitutes after already being sliced.

  • Bill_Perdue

    Not cute.

  • Justin

    Creepy.

  • peterparker

    OMG…the *teeth* on that one on the left!!!! I’m going to have nightmares!!!

  • Dorismjacobs4

    “my room mate Is getting paid HOURLY. ninety-eight$ on the internet.”….two days ago new McLaren P2 bought after earning 18,512$,,,this was my previous month’s paycheck ,and-a little over, 17k$ Last month ..3-5 h/r of work a days ..with extra open doors & weekly. paychecks.. it’s realy the easiest work I have ever Do.. I Joined This 7 months ago and now making over 87$, p/h.Learn. More right Hereo!456➤➤➤➤➤ http://GlobalSuperJobsReportsEmploymentsAuthority/GetPaidHourly98$…. .❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:❖:❦:::::o!456……..

  • David Milley

    Sorry, Joe, but this screams “Mormon” at me from the first frame showing the back of two crisp white dress shirts and a backpack — the creepy look on the guy answering the door finishes the job. Ye gods and little fishes, nothing makes my skin crawl like cultists trying to pitch subtle …

  • SilasMarner

    Meh, I’d fuck’em and dump the in the gutter. And Adele needs to sue them.

  • peterparker

    Okay, that long-haired, blue-eyed man at 2:12 is fvcking BEAUTIFUL! Sadly, his appearance in the video is probably evidence that he is Mormon.