Patrick Stewart: I’d Give Sean Connery Some Tongue [VIDEO]

Last night on Conan, Patrick Stewart explained his habit of kissing his dear friend Ian McKellen on the mouth. That lead to a discussion on other knighted actors Stewart might want to kiss. And as you can see, the bit ended with Stewart giving Conan a personal demonstration. Click for the clip.

  • LonelyLiberal

    (Shallow) I’d kiss Patrick Stewart. (/shallow)

  • Schlukitz

    That was so cool.

    Perhaps if all men were more comfortable with kissing other men on the lips and feeling an emotional connection, they would not be so anxious to do battle with and kill othe rmen.

    • CanuckDon

      Gawd…how often I think that.

    • LonelyLiberal

      I dunno, even a few people I’ve slept with I could have killed at a later date.

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      • Rex

        I slept with one for 15 years and, yeah, not thinking about kissing him right now.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Urm…the Russian and Eastern Europeans do have customs of kissing on the lips. Didn’t stop them from going to war. We just need men not to associate close mouth lip kissing, on the cheek, physical embrace as sex act. It might help to diffuse the insecurity of assume pissing contest.

      • Schlukitz

        Good points.

    • Gene

      I wish you were right…but, ancient Greek history in particular seems to have proven that idea wrong 🙁

    • CottonBlimp

      I dunno man. The Spartans were pretty gay for each other.

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  • BobSF_94117

    Clearly unplanned and unrehearsed, as no one provided a step-stool.

  • KentDean

    Sir Patrick is wise enough to know it’s not “Whom do you love?” only “Do you love?”

  • BobSF_94117

    “Make it slow…”

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  • Arkansan

    I wouldn’t kiss Conan, no telling where that mouth has been.

    • Goodboy

      Something you know personally?

      • Arkansan

        Being straight is reason enough, although in Patrick’s case it can easily be overlooked. Conan has zero appeal and the very thought makes me consider a good hurl.

  • AndyinChicago

    I like to think this is the beginning of the end of squeamishness about sexuality. If straight men can realize that there’s nothing icky about kissing each other and at least acknowledge that there’s an intimacy if not a sexual satisfaction, hopefully us gay guys can get through mentions of vaginas without needing to explain how they find them gross.

    • another_steve

      Well, it came across to me as the usual “ooh, look…two guys kissing…oh my”- type of audience titillation. I didn’t see anything particularly groundbreaking about it. Stewart looked as if he was caught off guard and vaguely uncomfortable, at least at the beginning of the shtick. Then he got into it.

      Big “meh,” in my opinion.

      • AndyinChicago

        Yeah. This immediate video isn’t the beginning of the end of anything. But I meant the moment we’re in right now.

    • Arkansan

      But I do find them gross, and I am bombarded with commercials about keeping them fresh, moist and leak free every time I watch TV. 🙂

  • jomicur

    I had the pleasure of meeting and interviewing Patrick Stewart some years ago. And let me tell you, he is as charming, gracious, handsome and incredibly SEXY in person, close-to, as he is on screen. I’ve had the chance to interview a number of actors, and he is the one who always stands out in my memory. (But no kiss, dammit!)

    • Mark McGovern

      I just love the guy. He is a great actor.

    • JT

      And that wonderful voice!

  • Octavio

    I’d gladly kiss Sirs Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen if I had the opportunity. But Conan? Not on your life. I wouldn’t fuck him with your dick (prosaically speaking).

  • Goodboy

    Video is saying blocked.

  • Joe in PA

    I just finished reading the comments and no commented on the Sean Connery statement. I’d do more than give him some tongue. Can I get an amen for HOT old[er] men? 🙂

    • JW Swift

      Thank you for the compliment that I’m going to firmly believe in my mind that you meant to give me!

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  • Gene

    Patrick Stewart…niiiice!
    But nicer yet…Connery..Some tongue? …Hell…I want his kilt for soup. Connery and Yule Brenner, my first childhood crushes (I have seen every bond movie with him in it at least 10 times, and must be the only lid alive who considered the King and I and The 10 Commandments wanking material.)

  • dcurlee

    I’ve always had the hots for Patrick Stewart

  • Mike__in_Houston

    Shit, I’d give Sean Connery some tongue any day of the week. I thought he was hot as James Bond when I was a teenager and I think he just got hotter as he got older. I watch Zardoz from time to time even though it is a stupid movie IMHO, but he is so f*cking hot in that loincloth he wears for almost the whole movie. (I never did understand why they chose to parody him on Saturday Night Live on their Jeopardy satire–I think he is much classier than that–but I thought those things were funny as shit. “Alex, I’ll take Le Tits Now for $200.” “That’s ‘Let It Snow’!”) I was tickled when People named him their Sexiest Man of the Year in 1989; I think I still have that issue somewhere.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Kiss Patrick Stewart? I’d make it so…

  • DonnaLee

    Dammit it’s blocked!!

    • DetailBear

      There’s a link further up for Pink News or you can go to the CNN website.

  • Aw. No love for Conan in the comments?