TEXAS: Red-Caped Catholic Loons Stage Highway Protest Against Obergefell Ruling [VIDEO]

As always, they focus on pissed off passersby. From the clip description: “Everywhere — Americans are unhappy with the Supreme Court. We will not allow true marriage to be destroyed. Share the video. See for yourself how people received the latest TFP tour for marriage in the South.” At the end of the clip you’ll see them outside the Alamo.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Because nothing quite screams heterosexual like a man wearing a red flowing gown while blowing on an instrument that makes him pucker up like he’s blowing half of the defensive end of the Seattle Seahawks.

  • the funny part is that most people in TX hate catholics. maybe not ‘most’ but a lot of the bigots really do. those honking bigots are too stupid to realize they are supporting mackerel snapping bingo playing devil worshiping papists.

    • Gustav2

      “they are supporting mackerel snapping bingo playing devil worshiping papists.”

      You were raised ri-ight! 😉

      • hee, thank you! but don’t tell my Momma- my lover is one of Them. 😉

    • clay

      depends on the part of Texas. San Antonio is on the southern edge of that.

      • Paula

        El Paso is heavy catlick country.

      • McSwagg

        Houston has both kinds of catlicks, the coon-ass cajuns and the messi-cans.

  • oikos
    • Marc

      Terms and conditions may apply. Void where prohibited.

      • Cuberly

        One of my faves.

        • Gerry Fisher

          True, that.

      • McSwagg

        Void where prohibited or taxed.

  • sherman

    It would be great if someone was standing beside them with a sign that said “Honk if you think these people are assholes”.

  • oikos

    God’s marriage? God didn’t even bother to marry the so called virgin he knocked up. Talk about a hypocrite.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      “Virgin”– please. Girl liked her some Roman soldier schlong just as much as the rest of us.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Actually he raped her. Where was the consent?

      • oikos

        Well according to god’s law, as a woman she had no rights.

      • GayOldLady

        No, she was conceived of the Holy Ghost, remember?

        • Robert Flanagan

          Actually it wasn’t a bagel God slipped in Mary’s ear!

          • MDB

            It was the whipped cream cheese that dun it ! If he’d only stuck in a green-chile/cheese bagel ???

        • Chucktech

          Same thing, ain’t it? Isn’t the big HG one of the three heads gawd has?

          • BudClark

            Sorta like the Diphallic Dude, except three.

        • McSwagg

          Yeah, we see that story on Jerry Springer everyday. “It wasn’t me. It was the other guy. The DNA will PROVE me right!”

    • crewman

      Mary: Joseph, I’m pregnant.
      Joseph: Uh oh.
      Mary: Let’s just turn ourselves in to be stoned to death.
      Joseph. Yes, we could do that. Let’s keep that as Option A. Or…

      • Chucktech

        “It’s genius, I tells ya!”

        • GayEGO

          Wul gol durn it! Dat’s speshull! :>)

      • GayEGO

        or, or, maybe I will be celibate, but shhhhh! Meet me in the closet for some….ahem!

    • JT

      Big Daddy merely sent “the Spirit” into her. So, he’s to blame!

      There’s a personality disorder involved here.

      • McSwagg

        We all have special pet names for our units.

    • Lakeview Bob

      Virgin birth? More like spiritual rape. The slut got knocked up and blamed it on God. What could go wrong?.

      • Bad Tom

        Then events kinda got outta control.

    • People4Humanity

      Probably never called her, either.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • DaddyRay

      No Capes!

      • Paula

        Are cloaks allowed instead?

  • Gustav2

    Why are all those great Americans who support them driving foreign cars? Are they secretly euro-socialists?

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Hilarious homo-haters honking in the heat

  • JT

    “Amazing support”. Nothing says amazing support like bagpipes and red capes and signs made by morons.

  • StuckNtexas

    I refuse to watch. They lost; we won. Over & done.

    • sw42

      Love this! I see from your name you are in Texas? I was raised there.

      • StuckNtexas

        Stuck because of spouse’s job, but ready to leave at the first opportunity!

      • ExGayTherapyKills

        Where is the picture of them protesting the rape of children by priest?

    • Jeffrey
      • People4Humanity

        I double-triple-dog-dare you to post this on Catholic Loon web site!

        • Jeffrey

          Someone really should share this with them It may as well be me.

      • StuckNtexas

        Oh My! haha

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Noting all the thumbs up, I’d have given them a different finger.

  • KCMC

    Geese honk

  • rextrek1

    waaa waaaaaa …wasting their dammm time ….you’d think these idiots would be protesting say……homelessness, hunger in America? nahhhhhh

  • Reality.Bites

    Of course the thing about car honking is it’s generally an indication of disapproval of someone’s conduct. I bet some of those honks were intended as derision.

    • clay

      “You kids get out-a my lane!”

      • Hue-Man

        Pimped your ride?

        • People4Humanity

          Ugh. Walmart shoppers will begin to appear in these units.

    • Piet

      Or of disgust with the piping. Not everyone in the world adores the sound of bagpipes even when they’re skillfully played.

      • Reality.Bites

        I used to work in a fifth floor office, with sealed windows. There was a piper who used to busk on the street corner below and we could hear it over the noises of car and pedestrian traffic.

  • StraightGrandmother

    I notice the guys on this campaign are older. Remember all those other videos with teenaged boys? And they have adopted those silly hats.
    I guess who cares after all, we won and it is not gonna get rolled back.

    • Ed Burrow

      well, it *may* get rolled back. if we prey rilly rilly hard. i also heard that yelling might help too.
      oh wait…*they* want to roll it back…nope…not gonna happen.
      it’s done. go home.

    • GayOldLady

      You’re right Str8grandmother. They can march, carry their silly signs and blow their bagpipes till the cows come home and it changes nothing. Love Wins!

      • Todd20036

        If I were a cow, I’d stay away from home until they put away those stupid things.

      • People4Humanity

  • AtticusP

    Who is the chubby guy performing oral sex on an octopus in the foreground?

  • Taylor

    I want to see the unedited version, to see how often people actually did honk their horns. Compressing a couple of hours worth of honks into into a few minutes of video might be a little misleading……but surely THEY wouldn’t manipulate the footage…would they?

    • HadenoughBS

      Ya know what, I sometimes honk my horn at idiotic people like this just to give them false hope.

      Furthermore, with the surging primary candidacies of Trump and Sanders, it appears many Americans are pissed off about one thing or another this summer. But that doesn’t mean either one will become their party’s standard bearer in the November 2016 presidential election OR, if they do, win the election.

      Therefore, these poor unfortunate Red-Caped Catholic Loons shouldn’t get too encouraged by all the honking they hear but pay closer attention to the finger gestures of passing motorists to gauge support for their homophobic cause.

  • Sam

    These red caped loons are so deluded. Just because a few people honk in some select conservative states makes them think the rest of the country is against the ruling. And, as usual, they choose liberal cities to get footage of the so-called “hate” they themselves provoke.

    I guess whatever it takes to get their rocks off for jeebus.

    • Well and the thing is they have been doing this for years so the claim that this represents some shift is just laughable. This has always been their MO, create a highlight reel of people honking and angry reactions, put it all together and pat yourself on the back. Repeat next year.

  • Jeffrey
    • Silver Badger

      Thank you for giving my morning a lift!

      • Jeffrey

        I thought that was a great way to start the day too.

        • Arkansan

          Mucho gracias!

    • People4Humanity

      No bananas were harmed in the production of this video.

      • Jeffrey

        Teaching with a banana is ok, I guess, but Ive never seen an uncut banana. I prefer this video, or even the in person demonstration.

  • Jan Wesselius

    Quite a few locations They had to go to that many to get a few honks. Noticed the one man saying, “Its 101 out here but they are here” He was also dressed in a sweat shirt. What kind of loon dresses in a sweat shirt much less a suit on a 101 degree day. The red Boa’s they wear are so gay.

    • clay

      someone who sets his air conditioner to 68F, then goes and sits on a plastic bench in the mall.

  • Webslinger
    • Ed Burrow

      ..and based on the pic, it looks like his point of impact is in the atlantic ocean, a bit east of FL.
      judge on, fucker.

      • clay

        Bermuda, that’s in the US, right?

        • Chucktech

          No, but it’s chock full of christians…

      • Todd20036

        God always did have crappy aim. Why would he send Hurricane Katrina to wash away icky gays, only to destroy the 9th Ward which is a poor black ward, but leave the French Quarter intact?

        • douglas

          He must be drinking again

        • Chucktech

          Are you kidding?? With god’s shitty aim, the 9th ward was pretty much a bullseye!

      • Paula

        Yeah, last week he was aiming at the U.S. and hit China.

      • Beagle

        So, the Bahamas?

      • d.

        As we know from Sodom and Gomorrah, God hates sin and everything in proximity to sin. In that myth, God’s two angels never even set foot in Gomorrah, but he wiped that town off the map anyway.

        • Reality.Bites

          I believe the proper term for Gomorrah, in real-estate lingo, is “sin-adjacent.”

          • McSwagg

            They had a Sinful View that was ‘To Die For’.

  • GayOldLady

    And many more thousands passed by without a beep. Too bad they didn’t bother to estimate the number of non-honkers. And while they are out demonstrating against us, and attempting to deny us the rights that they enjoy, they want us to be tolerant of their intolerance toward us? Not gonna happen. LOVE WINS!!!!

  • joe ho

  • disqus_oCvsL5SBJH

    Unlike with most Christianist dogma videos, comments and likes/dislikes aren’t disabled with this video!

    • Octavio

      That’s strange. I wonder why?

  • Bj Lincoln

    “Scientific proof” ? Really?!

  • Ed Burrow

    oh god damn. they were in lafayette? i’m super sorry i missed that.
    (edited to add…it’s the corner of bertrand and congress…umc would be behind them.)

  • prjoe

    “Religion: together we can find the cure.” Richard Dawkins

    • GayEGO

      Hahahahahahahaha! Too Funny!

  • bkmn

    ..

  • What a sad lot they are. Are they closet cases acting out against their own desires or are they straight but too stupid to realize that most women these days have gay friends and don’t take kindly to homophobia?

  • Octavio

    I’m still sobbing over the “Baby’s Pro-life Letter Will Make You Cry” video. Oh, worry, worry, worry, worry . . . what are we going to do? Homosexual fascists are taking over the world! But the bagpipes are scarier.

  • Michael Rush

    file under ” who cares what they think “

    • KQCA

      i wonder how many homeless and hungry people they had to ignore and bypass en route to their hate protest locale.

  • clay

    It’s been a while since I’ve seen guys dressed like that in Texas.

  • Ninja0980

    Let them whine.
    We won, and I really don’t care what blowhards like this think anymore.

    • After marriage equality became the law in France the anti-gay protests kept going for a while but then they started turning public opinion against them and in favor of marriage equality, I hope the same thing happens here.

      • Ninja0980

        It has in NY.
        No one gives a crap what Jason McGuire and his band of bigots think anymore.
        It will likely be the case elsewhere too.

  • BobSF_94117

    Cuz nothing says “heterosexual as God intended” like a teenager wearing a suit from the 40s and a fedora.

    • clay

      Mad 4 Men

    • TexasBoy

      And a “stylish” red sash.

  • MBear

    all those people honking – just itching to take away the rights of american citizens…drooling at the opportunity to oppress others whose existence and marriages do *nothing* to them.

    What a bunch of…americans.

  • Bryan

    Noise pollution.

  • Cuberly

    And why are they dressed like characters out of a Frank Capra movie? Well, overlooking the huge red sash of course.

    • Jeffrey

      Probably because that was the era that they belong in. The 40’s and 50’s were magical times to be a middle class white guy. Your wife and anyone a shade darker than Wonder Bread had to do what you said and they had their gay trysts quietly in the park and zipped up and went home to the family. Just the way God likes it.

      • ECarpenter

        Your fantasies of the 40’s and 50’s are amazing! Not at all accurate, but amazing!

        • Jeffrey

          That wasn’t my fantasy, moron. It’s their fantasy of what they think it was like. Now run along.

  • Raising_Rlyeh
  • ExGayTherapyKills

    Where was the protest when their children were being touched by priest?

  • vorpal

    Still not a peep anywhere on the internet about how the White House Witness event hosted by Brian Brown and the TFP-tards played out on Saturday:

    http://www.whitehousewitness.com

    I think it’s safe to say that it was a colossal flop.

    TFP is the saddest bunch of whiny crybabies that have ever existed. Whenever anyone looks at them wrong, they start chanting, “Aggressor! Aggressor! Aggressor!” until the supposed “aggressor” finds it all too pathetic to bear for yet another second and leaves.

    • kevin vincent

      When haven’t their events been collosal failures though?

    • I wonder if they called off the white house event for lack of participation, they wouldn’t have had to send cancelation notices to too many people. And yeah TFP is pathetic, like the WBC they do what they do because they enjoy getting a rise out of people, but the TFP is much more whiny and
      pathetic about it playing the victim card whereas the WBC just enjoys it and
      has a good time.

      • vorpal

        I would love to know! If I was still in DC, I would drop by all these events to take pictures of the hilariously pathetic turn outs.

        Almost completely agree with the rest of your comment:

        WBC may be more disgustingly hateful, but you have to admit that they have testicular fortitude!

        TFP, on the other hand, is the biggest group of pansy-asses that I have ever seen. They are just so pathetic that even though I’m not inclined to violence, I kind of want to kick their asses.

  • MDB

    Someone experienced with Photoshop should reword their signs to say: “I’m with Stupid!”

  • People4Humanity

    The loons don’t even get ‘it.’

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3012610/you-lose-o.gif

  • GayEGO

    True Marriage? Oh paleeze! They are so brainwashed by their religions they don’t know what true means, especially with all of the molestation that goes on in these churches.

  • delk

    Any idiot with the cheapest video editing program can add in honks.

    http://www.soundsnap.com/tags/car_horn

  • Gerry Fisher

    Do whatever makes your little, loony hearts happy. Just keep that crap out of our laws.

  • ExGayTherapyKills

    Where is the sign that says, God’s plan, 1 child + 1 priest = abuse

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Matthew 6:5

    That’s all I have to say.

  • Ogre Magi

    Why the bagpipes?

    • ECarpenter

      Because God loves bagpipes, of course! Everyone knows that!

  • anne marie in philly

    someone should throw a bag of dog poo at them!

  • “Convince them with sound arguments, logic and simple scientific evidence that marriage must be between a man and a woman” sounds great only you don’t have any of that. All you have is religious arguments and those don’t stand in court. So then you lose and you have a tiny little protest group that travels around and assembles a highlight real of cars honking. If that’s the best they can muster for a protest movement and they think that’s great they should look at the protest movement that sprung up after prop 8 passed, we had nationwide protests and they were big.

  • I noticed they were getting people to sign petitions or something, or perhaps getting them on their mailing list so they can money beg, after all their vans don’t fuel themselves.

  • diana

    We the people want marriage only being between a man and a woman!

  • DetailBear

    So they’ve proven that they can get some of there parishioners to drive by and honk and the youth group to yell on cue. Big whoop.

  • JCF

    [Looks at vidcap] “You can tell the homosexuals of this species of loon, by their bright red plumage”. ;-p~~~

  • ExGayTherapyKills

    Why don’t they let the priest get married? Maybe then they would not have the abuse problem.