Benham Brothers: If You Waver On Gay Marriage, You’re Siding With Satan

“As our faith comes under fire – with today’s attack on religious liberty – we must remember that God uses fire to purify our faith. Fire draws a line in the sand: Are we in or out? With Him or against Him? There is no in between. We’ve heard some say, ‘I’m just riding the fence, sitting quietly, waiting to see what happens.’ To them we respond, ‘The devil owns the fence. Choose which side you’re on, and jump to it. Besides, you can’t stand strong on top of a fence.’ The Supreme Court’s ruling on gay ‘marriage’ made it painfully obvious that religious liberties, especially for Christians, are now in the cross-hairs of the militant, secular agenda that is fundamentally changing our country. This means we need to get off the fence and stand up. We’ve got to decide beforehand, i.e., today, what we’re going to do when our faith is actually under fire.” – Jason and David Benham, writing for World Net Daily.

  • Gustav2

    When are they going to figure out ‘Obergefell’ was not about them?

    • Billanddogs

      Their egos are so gigantic that they seem to think everything is about them.

      • Reality.Bites

        Well maybe not everything, but they definitely think this song is about them.

      • clay

        “seem”?

        The church might say “do unto others”, but the motivation to even go to church is “as you would have others do unto you”.

    • Steverino

      Malignant narcissism is like that.

    • People4Humanity

      Maybe an epiphany won’t be had — until daddy dies?

  • furyatx

    They always make shit all about them. Hey bitches its not about you.

  • Steven Leahy

    Satan owns the fence? I thought god owned everything

    • Mark

      I got mine at Home Depot.

      • BobSF_94117

        I never think of Satan as a DIY kind of guy.

        • StSean

          he has a burning lake full of cheap labor.

      • Chesterton

        I always believed that Home Depot is the Devil’s playground, all those muscular men walking around in their tight….sorry I have to stop….

    • furyatx

      I know their is a very diabolical assortment of evil fences at Lowes.

      • Mark

        and there are those really hard and big posts over at Tractor Supply….the ones that can take a good pounding….

    • God’s all “cattle of a thousand hills” but no fences. Really poor planning.

    • oikos

      God’s on the Rent A Center plan. That’s why he always needs money.

    • Steverino

      The devil is in the details.

    • Mark_in_MN

      That’s because they really aren’t Christian, they’re some form gnostic or manichean dualistic religion that borrows heavily from and mimics Christianity.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Oh boys, your mouth says no to big gay, but your blond streaks scream, “give me a big cock,”

    • Mark

      I hear ya. I sooooo want to skull fuck the one with big ears….

      • Joe in PA

        those ears make it easy to hang on… 😉

        • Mark

          …and control. I think he likes to be ‘controlled’….. It’s that submission thingy…

      • McSwagg

        They’re twins. They both have big ears.

        Uh, OK, never mind.

    • TommyTune

      I’m willing to bet my house they’ve already done it…with each other.

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        You mean incest?!!!

        • barracks9

          No, Twincest.

          (I realize they aren’t twins, but this angle sells better.)

          • Oh’behr

            Doublemint, Doublemint. Doublemount Gum.

          • KCMC

            Falcon blonde beef switch

          • Menergy

            Oh I was thinking it was like “two, two, two men’s in one”😉

          • Ginger Snap

            I went searching for a Doublemint twins pic and found the below picture much more entertaining.

          • Cuberly

            HA! Oh now you did it. My weird online obsession of looking at vintage knitting pattern mags.

            http://www.littleyellowcat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mantalk-1-smaller.jpg

          • Ginger Snap

            Love!!!!!

          • Ginger Snap

            Hey man, lets’s have some man talk. LOL!

          • Cuberly

            Faaaaaar Out!

            HA!

          • Jiggery pokery! Jiggery pokery!

          • oikos

            Would you like some pure applesauce with that?

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            Cheap, cheap, cheap, talk a lot, pick a little more.

          • People4Humanity

            Argle-bargle! Argle-bargle!

          • Ginger Snap

            Every time I see this now it makes me think it’s a new dance featured in Hairspray.

          • I’m looking forward to our further battles in various courts for housing, employment, and public accommodation rights to see how judges start quoting Scalia’s applesauce and jiggery pokery right back to him. That ought to be good for a popped vein or two.

          • B Snow

            First the jiggery, then the pokery.

          • People4Humanity

            They aren’t?

          • BlueberriesForMe

            AFAIK, they are twins – aren’t they?

          • barracks9

            Oh, you’re right! I kept thinking they weren’t, but you are quite right!

          • BlueberriesForMe

            I thought maybe you read something in the National Enquirer you wanted to share with the rest of us. :=).

          • NedFlaherty

            Actually, they ARE twins.

      • furyatx

        Their is probably a broke straight boys porn of these 2 on the net somewhere.

        • ted-

          Find it! And share it with us!

        • Ginger Snap

          That would be the sprinkles on the icing on the cake.

      • StSean

        there is something … sweaty and sharp in the looks they give each other, right?

        • fuow

          Yes, there is. I really believe there’s something more here. Red-nex dumm fundagelical stupid just isn’t enough to explain the passion behind their anti-gay position.

          • David Walker

            And their position ain’t the missionary.

          • barracks9

            Graduates of Hatewood Academy?

          • McSwagg

            Are they Pisces?

        • Traxley Launderette

          “He’s so dreamy when he’s angry…….”

          *sigh*

      • Sashineb

        Just wait until their profiles on Asspig or Recon get exposed.

      • Gest2016

        Twincest is best, put your brother through the test.

    • Mark

      One in blue…the other pink. Clues?? Hints?? Allegations?? Or just ‘top’ and ‘bottom’?

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        Seems they should switch shirts. One on the left in pink clearly is the top.

        • StSean

          HAHAHHAAH RIGHT??? i mean, even in that picture about the sidelong “i’ll do whatever you tell me to do” glace is so telling.

        • fuow

          I’d not go making assumptions. People who don’t know us assume I’m the top all the time and they are wrong, wrong, wrong. My husband has to beg for total bottom me to top.
          I get the feeling that the one on the left exasperates the other brother, who is clearly not sure this is the way they need to ‘spread’ the ‘good news’. Or something.

      • oikos

        A top and his bottom.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Or, A bottom and his Top.

      • PeterC

        Oh Yes; their choice of shirt colors certainly tell us something different. They just can not bring themselves to say it out loud, yet.

      • Ian

        It’s be totally irresponsible for us to NOT speculate!

    • Blake J Butler

      Something’s up with them, I would totally have them guessed as cockgobblers.

      • Todd20036

        They can eat an entire chicken in one setting?

        • Blake J Butler

          yes, Its their favorite dish called “Fellatio Surprise”

          • ted-

            Mine too!

        • RoFaWh

          Only if he’s under 16.

    • Michael Rush

      attention benham brothers : we’ve separated
      church and state the way you two had to be
      separated during your ” curious ” phase .

      • David Walker

        It looks like they haven’t outgrown it. Ms Blue Shirt’s facial expression to Ms Pink Shirt seems to imply, “You’ve made your point. Now shut up so we can get back to the hotel and fuck.” Of course, I could be reading more into it than is there. Maybe it’s just to the men’s room.

        • Chesterton

          I believe they like to hang out in men’s rooms looking for other twins to help them have “fun”.

    • Ward

      Maybe there needs to be a hole in that fence to let all of that “glory” shine through.

    • Sashineb

      And I can’t wait for their home movie to come out: “Brotherly Love”.

      • RoFaWh

        In which one of them is armpit deep inside the other.

        And they’re both lovin’ it.

        And then they play flip-flop.

        Alas, they probably lack the necessary imagination even if paid.

    • Consul51

      With those clothes and their hair, it just screams they are nothing more than gay wannabes. What straight man would clothes like that? By the way, Denham brothers, your movement has lost. May be you should be afraid of the devil because he has already possessed both of you with all that nonsense.

    • Chesterton

      Excellent point Anastasia Beaverhausen! And they would be fighting to get that big cock inside their sloppy holes.

  • Lars De

    Your faith is no more under fire today than it was 50 or 100 years ago. What is no longer going to be tolerated is the use of your faith as a pass for legal discrimination. Those days are over.

    • Paula

      Stop saying that Lars…. How will ever get into heaven, if you keep stating facts. They’ll never be martyrs…

    • HadenoughBS

      These two bros are the Frick-and-Frack of religious idiocy who still believe whatever they have to say about anti-marriage equality will mean anything – ANYTHING – in light of the SCOTUS ruling making our legal civil marriages the Law of the Land. They are but a footnote on the wrong side of history.

    • CPT_Doom

      And at one time their faith really was under fire – about 500 years ago, when Catholics burned Protestants and vice versa. They insult those who were truly attacked for their religion by claiming being forced to accept LGBT people as part of their society is in any way comparable to that real oppression.

  • Michael Rush

    well they didn’t learn anything ….. NEXT !!!

  • oikos
    • Johnny Wyeknot

      They’re back! 🙂

    • Ginger Snap

      The Satan episodes are some of the best South Park ever written.

  • tom dumptee

    Wait? those 2 cretins can actually WRITE? Hmmm,time to buy stock in Crayola

  • Curieux Bleu

    Two look alike baboons unable to distinguish reality from mythology ,…

    Brainwashed as toddlers by a rabid pre-hominid father, who is ‘Flip-n’ batshit cuckoo.

    Enjoy your (WRONG) version of ‘truth’ ‘freedom’ and’religious liberty’ … but don’t try to shove it down other’s throats you H8ful Christo-Fascists. Because, FUCK YOU BOTH, we’ll take you both down, all the way to SCOTUS, once again if necessary.

    Live and let live …. and just let it go, boys. The H8ters of America have lost out to LOVE, and will continue to lose out to LOVE, in all its splendour and diversity.

    • oikos

      Pre-hominid father is the phrase of the day!

      • fuow

        Looking at them, one is reminded of the old phrase: Body by God, brains by Mattel.

        • McSwagg

          Playskool?

      • Paula

        Their male parental unit copulates with
        sub-humanoid life forms.

        • oikos

          LOL!

  • Amanda B. Rekendwith

    If your faith seems under fire, perhaps it’s only because you’re failing in your duties as American citizens.

  • Ninja0980

    ISIS finally has people that understand their desire to impose their religious views on a secular government and its people.

    • Oh’behr

      ISIS finally has people in the USA that understand …

  • Mark

    “There is no in between.” Wanna bet? Lips or buns?

  • Mike in Texas

    Nobody cares what your religion is, guys. If you’d stop being such obnoxious assholes for a few minutes, maybe you’d figure that out.

  • Phil

    Melodramatic buffoonery.

  • Blake J Butler

    just fuck each other already, the look on the brother on right tells me he is suffering from blueballs, and needs release no matter the source.

    • People4Humanity

      There is a lot of [misbegotten] love in his glance.

  • Ninja0980

    I laugh when the bigots claim we have to kidnap or brainwash children yet when see stories about the father of these two, you immediately know why they are such far right wingers.
    And that is because they were brainwashed from an early age to become the Jesus freaks they are now.

    • This. And the Shoebat boy, holy fuckbat, …no mind of their own.

    • rextrek1

      BINGO! I mean seriously – Talk about Indoctrination! shhhheeesh

    • Raising_Rlyeh

      Remember: if liberals or gays teach tolerance it is brainwashing and/or indoctrination. When they teach their kids it is simply spreading traditional family values and the love of jesus.

    • KB

      The weird thing is that of all the religious right leaders I knew during my teenage right wing activist phase, Flip is the only one who produced kids who are as big of a pair of wing nuts as he is. None of the children of Operation Rescue bigwigs who I knew and hung out with back then continued the activism into adulthood. Some are still conservative, but none are pieces of work like those two.

      I don’t know what Flip did to those two and what kind of daddy issues they have that they’re still doing the religious right activism thing.

  • popebuck1

    Jeez, you guys want to throw a few MORE metaphors into that blender? Because there are one or two you left out.

  • Go, Satan!

    “…Besides, you can’t stand strong on top of a fence.”

    Ever heard of the Great Wall of China, bitches? One big mother-fuckin’ fence.

    Sorry, these guys aren’t hot enough to be gay. They’re just big, dumb ugly metro-sexual narcissists. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

    • Praize Jeebus!

      • clay

        OMG! that squirrel is standing firm on that fence!

        • Darn tootin’!

        • People4Humanity

          While Ginger!

          • clay

            Red is Satan’s favorite color!

  • Oh’behr

    Emily Litella: What’s that about a happy marriage and satin sheets?

    Anyway else remember her from SNL back in the 1970s.

    • Oh’behr

    • clay

      They have a clip of her at the National Jewish History Museum in Philly going on “What’s all this about saving Soviet Jewelry?” Chevy Chase made it to her second sentence before the camera had to cut off him because he was just grinning, shaking his head, trying not to laugh out loud.

    • Ginger Snap

      Gilda a comic genius gone way too soon.

  • MBear

    twin terrorists say what?

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Hail Satan.

    Oh, and since not one person is demanding your places of worship be closed, you don’t have a leg to stand on. Demanding businesses, schools, hospitals, etc treat all American citizens the same way is not an attack on your mythology. Be very careful, boys. That blade is double edged and will eventually cut you if you continue on this bigoted path.

  • Was it satan who made Flip Benham raided that UU church service in New Orleans? Must’ve been, satan IS their character, not ours.

    http://www.latimes.com/local/abcarian/la-me-ra-antiabortion-fanatics-invade-a-church-service-20140723-column.html#page=1

    • William

      Is religious folks protesting in churches the latest thing? A cult from east Texas was protesting Joel Osteen at a service in his Houston megachurch. They say his brand of religion is wrong. Their way is the only true path, of course.

      • Ginger Snap

        Maybe they are going to go back to fighting a war on who’s religion is right. I wounder if they will go full on inquisition and burning at the stake with each other.

        • William

          I’m fine with them burning each other at the stake, as long as it is down wind of my house.

    • B Snow

      His actions were shameful and hypocritical and, unfortunately, not surprising in the least.

  • Joe in PA

    pink and blue arsonists, how cute.

  • Pugsandcoffee

    GURL.

    • fuow

      I think you just won the Internet today for the most comprehensive statement on Miss Pink and Mistress Blue.

      • Pugsandcoffee

        I live to serve.

  • Cyril

    will militant christians ever understand we don’t care what they believe in –

  • Blake Jordan

    #incestTwins

    • David in Palm Springs

      Incest Twins powers activate! Form of two ignorant hate mongers!

  • Gigi Suvari

    The words “writing for World Net Daily” tell me all that I need to know.

  • PhillyProfessor

    Not exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer. Thank god they’re pretty.

    • Oh’behr

      Eww. Rather like duran, it might taste good yet you have to use hold your nose to eat it.

      Or in their case, not imagine what’s inside to see the exterior. Rotten on the inside.

      • clay

        Durian Durian’s “Hungry like wolf shit”

        • B Snow

          Nearly made me spit apple onto the screen.

          I’ve never tried durian. A guidebook I had for Thailand (probably from Lonely Planet) said if you want to try it, have durian ice cream, because even if it smells like shit and tastes like shit, at least it still looks like ice cream.

          • RoFaWh

            I was told years ago that durian smells like a third-world restroom, but once you get past the smell, the taste is heavenly.

            Somewhat akin to the stinkier cheeses, it sounds like.

  • TJay229

    They epitomize the phrase “Dumb Blond”.

  • joe ho

  • JustSayin’

    The only question here is which of these two will be outed first.

  • JT

    Eventually, both of you are going to have to get with a “him” soon. Or is that all taken care of because you are “keeping it in the family” the Duggar way?

  • Necessitas

    Their faith sounds very tentative. They can’t seem to maintain it without state sponsorship.

  • j.martindale

    Look at those faces! These two are direct ancestors of Neanderthals. None of the intermediate stages of development of man provided them with any DNA.

    • Necessitas

      The thick brow-ridge does seem to indicate some kind of genetic regression.

      • William

        That comes from banging the forehead into the wall while at the glory hole.

        • clay

          . . . not that you would know. . .

          • William

            I know enough to not get a concussion while giving a blow job.

    • Hue-Man

      I don’t know about 100% Neanderthal but certainly at the high end of the 1 to 4% Neanderthal genes that all humans carry (excluding Africans which have 0%).

      • fuow

        Ginger me has one of the highest indices of H. neanderthalensis they’d found to date when I participated.
        We’re not necessarily D-U-M spells dumb, but age the cutie in the pink a few decades, color him ginger with freckles, push him up a few inches and you’ve got me, pretty close.

        • LonelyLiberal

          So, busy Saturday night?

          • fuow

            Yeah, you can join us – we’re misting out the barn.
            Yee-Haw.
            Thanks, you put a ray of sun in my Monday.

          • LonelyLiberal

            Do you mist out the barn to prepare for the orgy you’re about to have in it?

    • Ray Taylor

      “Curieux Bleu • 5 hours ago
      Two look alike baboons unable to distinguish reality from mythology ,…
      Brainwashed as toddlers by a rabid pre-hominid father, who is ‘Flip-n’ batshit cuckoo.”

  • Christopher

    Meh, if these guys are going to “heaven” then I’ll pass.

    • Walking Up the King’s Highway

      There’s also rumored to be a Highway to Heaven, where none can walk up there, but the pure of heart. So put on your best tracksuit and get clappin’.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsNyVdVgnHc

      P.S.: I love Billy Preston.

  • ScottJL

    Aren’t their 15 minutes up yet? Why does anyone pay attention to these two?

  • Secure

    Are Christian Court Clerks refusing to sign divorce papers? Why no, they haven’t been! Hypocrites, all of them.

  • Capritaur

    Given their beloved slippery slop…e argument, they should rejoice in the fact they might be able to marry each other soon.

    • Hue-Man

      Only in Philadelphia – City of Brotherly Love.

      • People4Humanity

        I think Twin Cities is good, too. ¿No?

        • Hue-Man

          Twin Peaks or is that Twink Peaks?

  • David in Palm Springs

    Two grown men talking about Satan, and neither one is embarrassed. Religious indoctrination is impressive. In any other context their faces should be beet red from spouting this childish nonsense. Seriously guys, you’re grown adults and you still believe the devil is an actual person?

    • William

      His name is Bob and he lives in Toledo.

      • People4Humanity

        Oh. °That° guy. Yeah, he’s a devil, alrighty!

      • Chesterton

        I thought his name was George.

  • Jan Wesselius

    I really would like to know what “religious freedoms” are and which ones are being attacked. Are they made up freedoms? Are the in the Constitution? Are they written down someplace for all to see, or made up as they go along?

  • fuow

    Whenever I see them together in an interview, I get the feeling that one of them is only along for the ride. I don’t think this is driven by both equally, in fact, I suspect a lot of this is self-loathing.

    • William

      I suspect the gay was beaten out of them by their psychotic preacher father. Not so much beaten out as buried under deep-seated self loathing and hatred.

      • clay

        I suspect their psychotic preacher father is holding their wives and children in another room until they complete the video to his standards.

  • olandp

    I always resist blond jokes, because I am blond, but damn, I’m not that blond.

    • fuow

      Yeah, as a ginger, I get the ones about fiery tempers (true, too) all the time. In their case, Miss Clarol needs to invent a new dye: Benham, Blonde for the Brian Dead.

      • olandp

        I love gingers!

        • fuow

          I love smart blondes.

      • Poil de Carotte

        Now just simmer down, Hot Stuff.

        • People4Humanity

          OK, I had to have Google™ Translate that.

  • clay

    We’ve heard some say, ‘I’m just riding the fence, sitting quietly, waiting to see what happens.’

    No. You haven’t.

  • CA2015

    Their argument won’t win any converts because most people actually like their gay relatives and friends and don’t particular care to be lumped in with an imaginary devil when supporting the rights of gay folks.

  • Keila Jasper

    These motherf*ckers are worshipping the Lord of Light. Milesandre where are you? Burn these mofos please!!!

  • rednekokie

    Who the hell are David and Jason Benham? And do they realize that their brand of Christianity has put all others in the cross-hairs of their fundamentalist bigotry for years, and that we are tired of it?

    Now that I look at their picture again, I’ve gotta say, they are pretty cute — hee hee —

  • Paula

    “we must remember that God uses fire to purify our faith. Fire draws a line in the sand: Are we in or out? With Him or against Him? There is no in between. We’ve heard some say, ‘I’m just riding the fence, sitting quietly, waiting to see what happens.’ To them we respond, ‘The devil owns the fence.”

    I love these quotes!! How do they even learn to talk like this? Purify our faith!! Oh gag!! I need to go throw up. Is there a metaphor class they take in buybull education?

  • TexasBoy

    When your faith is “under fire” the common thing now seems to be run over to GoFundMe and beg for money from mindless sheeple.

  • What’s worse than a realtor?

    Two Nazi realtors.

  • Beagle

    And we should listen to you two because…?

    • fuow

      because…whatever they ‘think’ is the right choice is a pretty good indicator of what is the wrong choice?

  • rextrek1

    can these 2 just DO their TWIN GAY PORN movie together and get it over-with?

    • People4Humanity

      Wouldn’t it be a series? Remember all those RWNJ politicians they swung in their manly love-locked arms?

      • Ginger Snap

        Twin Swing 2,3,4 and 5 find it on DVD at a video rental store near you in the adult section.

    • B Snow

      If they do, am I allowed to enjoy it in a hate-sex, schadenfreude sort of way?

    • RoFaWh

      I’m pretty sure that they would if offered enough gelt.

  • The Benham Brothers *are* the agents of Satan! Their “faith” is a tissue of lies, when it comes to the way they treat people who are different from themselves. Their “religion” is merely a convenient cloak to deceive the innocent into accepting their bigotry.

  • goofy_joe

    The only side talking about war is their side…they have an interesting view of the world. To me, I look out my window and nothing has changed.

  • MattPS

    While channel surfing the other day, I happened to come across some program they were on. Wow, what hucksters they are. Elmer Gantry is alive and well, folks. The thing that amazed me the most was how blatant they were in stating that since they’ve begun their “mission”–or whatever they call it–their monetary worth has really shot up, due to invites to new programs on channels of the faith-based ilk. So they really don’t even try to hide the fact that this is a business for them. The audience consisted mostly of oldsters who were probably fantasizing about getting into these young bucks’ pants. They sat passively through the “sermón” (for lack of a better word) and mechanically applauded when the cue cards told them to. And yup, there was a good deal of ranting and raving about same-sex marriage, you betcha…

    • Halloween_Jack

      I wonder if even their monetary worth has gone up, since the whole “business is better than ever!” thing is part of the standard con (see Donald “Bankruptcy? What bankruptcy?” Trump). It’s not as if there’s a shortage of house-flipping pisslords out there. On the other hand, we’ve all probably seen tradespeople who put the Christian fish logo in their yellow pages ads just to lure in the righteous brethren, so who knows.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ” You cant stand on a fence ”

    Huh ! ,.. Can too !
    LIAR !

  • Ish

    Does anyone doubt these two have incredibly hot hate sex with each other?

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    I’m guessing that had these two received their show they would still be spouting off this bullshit. Then there would be calls for their show to be cancelled and the right-wing idiots would claim that free speech is being violated because a private company pulling a show somehow is a violation of the first amendment.

  • gaymex

    .

  • Cosmo Tupper

    FOAD!

  • 2patricius2

    “As our faith comes under fire…” Any faith that demonizes other people – whether they be LGBT, or black, or female, or any other category – should be under fire.

  • MSW

    These two could be serving their fellow man in a much more useful way by staying face down, biting a pillow

    • Ginger Snap

      Mouths shut asses up.

  • TreGibbs

    Love the pink and blue button downs. I’m assuming the guy on the left is the bottom?

  • Marides48

    Another episode of “THE SKY IS FALLING”!
    A pair of Chicken Littles.

  • Richard Rush

    Like Franklin Graham, these Benham twins have been abusively indoctrinated by their daddy with Truly Repugnant and Unsupportable Theological Hogwash (TRUTH). And, to make sure it all sticks, they were scared into believing that any deviation from belief in absolute TRUTH would consign them to a place called Hell.

  • Albert Ross

    Hahahahaha Who?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Oh non-existent Lord I am beyond tired of hearing about marriage being the sole purview of the religious. They keep harping on it yet know nothing of what they speak.

    As for this particular, peculiar pair, I just shake my head and think: “sweeties, just fuck each other already and enough with the foreplay”

  • BearEyes

    just 69 each other (if you haven’t already) and get it over with.

  • RLK2

    When are they going to get caught in a public restroom already?

  • A Big Sarcastic Fairy!

    Knob gobblers.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Glob knobbers.

  • Adam Schmidt

    As Stephen Fry said… “Homosexuals are not interested in making other people homosexual. Homophobic people are interested in making other people homophobic”. Tell us that we’re allying with Satan and are enemies of God, and I’ll tell you that you’re a homophobic bigot who cherishes your hate. But go ahead, cherish and nurture that hate and sooner or later it will be all you’ll have.

  • Bill

    Oh there will most certainly be FIRES coming………..there is a drought from the Mid-West to the West Coast. I wonder where the water will come from to put out those fires. And certainly put the lives of the Firefighters in
    major danger.
    PLUS……….let me not get started on the rising cost of food products, DUE TO THE DROUGHT.
    IDIOTS………………

  • People4Humanity

    Benham brothers: Broadcasting their ‘top’ and ‘bottom’ status by use of pink and blue shirts. Cute.

    EDIT: They put on each other’s shirts when they rolled outta bed before this interview. Notice the one making googley-eyes at the other.
    He is the big ol’ bossy bottom!

    In other news: Fashion update to the BB: T-shirts: it’s a thing!

  • sword

    Do the Benham brothers have coordinated pink and blue closet doors?

  • Sean Taylor

    Satan? Really? Do you really live with that kind of fear? Poor things, so deluded.

  • Queequeg

    Still trying to extend their 15 minutes of fame. It’s over boys, give it up.

  • Kissmagrits

    Dear Benham Brothers: I have no interest in how you practice your faith or how you choose to interact with your “sky tyrant”.

    But, the minute you come after me and my friends with all your ecclesiastical clap-trap, then we and our allies are coming after you. Count on it!

  • Yay, Satan!

  • Ginger Snap

    Your “faith” isn’t “under fire” your bigotry that you hide behind your “faith” is. With all the hate you two have you will never be attractive so continue on with your hate grift.

  • Phil in Colorado

    The last nail in the coffin for even the possibility of another chance at an HGTV show goes in – in 3…2…1…

  • B Snow

    When your faith is actually under fire, contact the ACLU. They will help you.

    They will also explain the difference between rights and privilege, and what the Constitution says about religious freedom.

  • DaveMiller135

    You know I’m sure the Christian Broadcasting System needs a home decorating show.

  • David Lightman

    There’s no such thing as Satan. Doesn’t exist. That’s like saying you side with the Big Bad Wolf or you side with Grendel. I really get tired of people living out their mythology and fairy tales as literal fact in their imaginations.

  • Tor

    I’m sure I’m not the first to write this, but I must chime in: I’m waiting for that twincest video.

  • Uncle Sal

    Aren’t they a little old to still be dressing “matchy’matchy”. . . I didn’t even know Holly Hobby made clothes that big!

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme
    • Halloween_Jack

      WhateverTheCost, eh?

    • KnownDonorDad

      Get thee in front of me Satan, so we can take a selfie!

  • KQCA

    Christians’ twin porn.

  • 2karmanot

    Next!

  • KnownDonorDad

    I hear Uganda is nice this time of year.

  • Dead Giveaway

    We’ve seen this time and time again with closet cases. They’re the most vocal opponents. Shouldn’t this have the closet cases tag?

  • TexPlant

    they shore is angry about not getting that HGTV money – suffer bitches

  • Kruhn

    Who the hell are these two jokers? Again how can something so pretty be so hateful?

  • the Benham Bros can just go fuck off.

  • houstonray

    Who blew the dust off of them? I thought we weren’t going to have to hear from them anymore…sigh. I guess all the haters are crawling out from under the baseboards and rocks. Anyone heard from Anita Bryant lately?

  • DCJoe

    Pretty on the outside, ugly on the inside.

    • hudson11

      actually, I was thinking that their inner ugliness is starting to break through to the surface. Something about that picture ain’t so pretty anymore

  • jaredyjaredy .

    Your “Religious liberties” only apply to those people of your religion. Stop trying to force everyone else to live by your fairy tales.