Franklin Graham: God Will Judge Obama

“President Barack Obama was right about one thing in the speech he gave at a Gay Pride event he hosted in the White House yesterday. He said, ‘There has been an incredible shift in attitudes across the country.’ That’s true—but it is definitely not a shift for the good of America. The shift in attitudes he refers to is the moral decline we are seeing manifest daily around us. Accepting wrong as right—accepting sin as something to be proud of. Yes, that’s definitely a shift. Should we be surprised that he thanked the LGBT community for all that they had helped him accomplish during his time as president? He said, ‘A lot of what we’ve accomplished over these last six and a half years has been because of you.’ He also noted there were two states where gay marriage was legal when he took office, but now there are 37. The President is leading this nation on a sinful course, and God will judge him and us as a nation if we don’t repent.” – Franklin Graham, ranting on Facebook.

  • SockMikey

    Your righteousness is as filthy rags…

  • furyatx

    I don’t think he is worried in the least about dragons, unicorns and all other mythological outcomes to his recourse.

    • furyatx

      May the Cracken eat Mr. Graham’s entire family.

      • Giant Monster Gamera

        Is it a Graham Cracken?

  • Larry Ft Pierce

    blah blah blah

  • Herald

    Playing to his ever shrinking base, grifters gota grift

  • MarkOH

    “The President is leading this nation on a sinful course, and God will judge him and us as a nation if we don’t repent.”

    Oh, go pound your pud. You know NOTHING about what God wants or how he will judge. I’d be a bit more worried about your avarice lifestyle than I would about Obama’s decision.

  • bkmn

    Franklin, Dog already judged him and Bo seems quite happy with his dad.

  • Diggy

    Not nearly as harshly as God will judge this self-righteous wolf in lambs wool, Franklin “livin’ off the coattails” Graham.

  • S1AMER

    If there is a god (and there ain’t), She will judge YOU, dude, and you’ll definitely get what you got coming to you. You, and the rest of your evil, hateful kind.

  • BlueberriesForMe

    You don’t have to be “God” to see a loser. That’s you, Frankie.
    L-O-S-E-R. Big, Big, Big, Capital “L”.

  • Blobby

    stupid fuck – g-d, will judge everyone. Yourself included – hater!

  • John Pates

    I love their “God will judge you” whine as they are losing what they believe in. If there is a God, which God will judge him? AMongst Christians alone, there are quite a few that would admit him to heaven while cast them into Hell for their hatred and oppression of their fellow man…spending money to keep people from being equal that could have been instead used to feed the poor.

    That is assuming one believes in God. But it is humorous to see when they don;t get their way..that is the first thing they yell.

  • shellback

    If your gawd is going to judge him, then you should probably STFU.

  • Homo Erectus


    • Chris

      LOL. I would love to see Franklin and Tallulah Bankhead in the same room together. Could his heart handle it?

      • GayOldLady

        She would slice him into ribbons before he ever realized she was in the room. She was one of my favorites

  • TommyTune

    Franklin Graham is as far removed from true goodness as the pompous charlatan preacher in the delightful movie “Oh God,” and he will ultimately be judged just as harshly.

  • VodkaAndPolitics

    As a minister of God, I can say that nobody can tell if God will Judge President Obama, but I can certainly tell you that Franklin Graham is judging the president, and that that is specifically verboten. Be careful when you wish for God’s judgement Mr. Graham, you just might get it.

  • Gregory B

    Somebody in that family has got to be gay. If there is a god, someone will come out and we will sit back and watch Franklin’s head explode. Please.

  • Hal Watts

    Notice that the Christianist God of these loons NEVER judges people for lying to get us into needless, endless wars…nor defrauding the poor….nor aggrandizing the wealthy…nor raping the environment. Their God only judges on issues dealing with consensual, adult sex….

  • ScottJL

    Why don’t you leave the judgin’ to your deity and stop opening your mouth and showing us how judgmental you are yourself ‘eh? Judge not lest ye be judged and all that crap..

  • Dramphooey

    You’d be doing more good for the country if your dad had opened a bowling alley and you were now managing that.

    • Hal Watts

      And would make more sense than spouting off that twisted religion of the southern trailer courts….

  • crewman

    Why is it anytime someone says “God will judge you”, they really mean, “I have judged you, and while I am powerless to do anything to hurt you, I really, really, really hope you get punished bad for doing something I don’t like. I hope that I can at least spook you with the equivalent of a superstitious gypsy curse or that I can incite enough hatred that it makes your life more difficult or that someone else actually takes action to in fact hurt you.”

    • Todd20036

      Nailed it.

      I’d like to know, other than his being butthurt, and pissing off his imaginary friend, what bad things actually occurred since gays were given marriage equality.

      I already know the answer. If ANYTHING tangibly bad happened, he’d be yelling so loudly he’d be jumping up and down screaming it.

      All he can say is that his version of the universe’s Creator, while being mighty enough to create the universe, is also petty enough to care who we love and who we fuck.

      We don’t believe in your imaginary friend, or at least, your version of your imaginary friend, and you cannot make us.

      Thanks Obama.

      • Bob M

        Key thought here…” His version of the universe’s creator… and of course, Franklin would never even think there is any other version of the creator of the universe.

    • Captain Jack

      Exactly….I wish I could remember all that when I need it…

  • I saw this on Facebook (posted by Pam Spaulding) and had this to say, from a “christian” perspective: “Franklin Graham must repent or he will be numbered among the goats and cast into the Lake of Fire on the Day of Judgment. That which you do to the least of my people, you do to me. Francis of Assisi hugged and supported the lepers he previously loathed. Will Franklin ever have a true conversion experience?”

    • William

      His only conversion experience is changing Dollars for Swiss Francs.


      If the price is right.

  • GayOldLady

    Grifters gonna grift
    Haters gonna hate

  • TexasBoy

    Franklin, why how considerate of you to try to save God the trouble by pre-Judging everyone for Him. Of course, I’m not sure the Almighty appreciates it. I don’t think that is part of your job description, but probably making a ton of money by selling snake oil isn’t, either.

    • McSwagg

      It’s not ‘Pre-Judging’, it’s ‘Moralistic Condemnation Triage’. Just helping God get to the cases that are most in need of ‘True Judgement’. Just like his Biblical fore-bearers, the Pharisees.

  • Homo Erectus

    Franklin, honey – please sit down. Or at least go change your father’s diaper. Make yourself useful.

  • geoffalnutt

    Moral decline? Oh, you mean Miss Bristle being knocked up again. America’s Most Abstinent Whore. Gee. Isn’t she supposed to be stoned to death? Wait t’il the reality tv show!

    • clay

      Or his nephew’s adultery (with a congregant? with a man?).

    • What?

      Please. Jesus was so against rich people, so if anyone’s immoral, it’s Graham with his $25 million net worth.

  • scottc

    thank you Henny Penny!

  • CB

    Clean up your own house/family first before you start worrying lecturing about others!

    • grada3784

      Holy Grifter, Batman.

      • McSwagg

        He’s right on the money, Robin!

  • Michael Rush

    hey franklin graham that’s real scary stuff !!!
    ( the fact that you think you’re fooling anyone with your crap )

  • MDB

    If your God is a god of damnation and hatred, then it is NOT God whom you worship. Get over yourself you whining, pathetic, irrelevant loser !!!! Now go cry a river in Mrs. Wiggles lap.

  • bryan

    Franklin, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

  • frogview

    Get a REAL job! Perhaps carpentry.

  • Gene

    then Let God do it and you shut the hell up about it.

  • William

    Well then, since this is handled, there’s nothing for you to do. Go outside and play.

  • Cuberly
  • Rocco Gibraltar

    Frankie Graham is a prodigal son who could not do anything successfully, so he came home to suck on the cash cow’s tit of the stupid evangelicals.

  • Elliott

    I’ve heard that the sinful course is more decadent than the appetizer, so save some room.

  • M Jackson

    Your father is the most famous preacher of modern times with an audience of a billion people, and he even had the ear of 10 presidents.

    Your gig is a Facebook page.

    There is your incredible shift in attitudes in the nation.

    • CB

      Pretty much says it all. Nicely done!

    • oikos


    • DonnaLee

      Nailed it! Oh how the mighty have fallen. However he does have the comfort of the millions they’ve raked in on Daddy’s watch….so there’s that.

  • sw42

    You know what, Franklin? Maybe when YOU get to the Pearly Gates, Mr. God is going to say “you were a real asshole, dude.”

  • Blake Jordan

    With a positive ruling today (hopefully) or Monday, I fear the violent response of christianists, because that is their go to maneuver when things do not go their way.

  • LovesIrony

    oh shut the fuck up you homophobic bigot

  • Oh, just F-off Frankie.

  • Tor

    Hey, Franklin, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

  • TampaZeke

    Strange that he failed to mention the “moral decline” of his heterosexual, good Christian pastor nephew. No, wait a minute, what’s the opposite of “strange”? I meant, TOTALLY EXPECTED…

  • joe ho

    “god will judge obama”

    another christer claiming to know things he doesn’t know.

    religion = being able to make up whatever suits your purpose

  • Mark

    Why don’t you keep your stupid fucking comments to yourself and let god make his judgements?? He sure as shit doesn’t need your PR.

  • Secure

    America doesn’t need or want Palin family values.

  • Bj Lincoln

    Fuck off Frank. No one cares what you think.

    • Todd20036

      Actually some do, but then, most of us on this blog don’t care what the idiots, who do care what Frank thinks, also think about us.

  • bdsmjack

    I was just speaking with god, and she said you’re a dick, Frankie.

  • What a horrible misanthrope.

  • Bob M

    “The President is leading this nation on a sinful course, and God will judge him and us as a nation if we don’t repent.”

    Oh, by the way Franklin, God will judge you, too

    • grada3784

      Frankie is a TrueChristian™. He has his “get out of judgment free” card

  • Mike in NC

    Franklin Graham, it’s all over,
    Your mission is a failure,
    Your lifestyle’s to extreme.
    I’m your new commander,
    You are now my prisoner,
    We return to Transylvania,
    Prepare the transit beam!

  • PeterC

    Hey Franklin: Just watched NPR’s shows on DNA tests of the world’s human populations. The tests show that our DNA goes back 338,000 years. It includes the original Africans and their inter-connections with the Neanderthals. And then the migrations to various parts of the planet, to our present day. Sort of Completely Dispels any thought of the earth being a recent creation.
    And in other words, we are ALL from the same ancient population.
    And various populations have “created thousands of gods for their purposes” for thousands of years. Nearly all have disappeared over time.

  • Guy Johnson

    A reading from the Book of Shade, Chapter 24, Verse 7.

    “And the people said unto Franklin (whose name was immediately changed):

    “Bye Felicia.”

    Thus ends the reading.

  • Bill_Perdue, but pig bigots like Graham do.

  • Elsewhere1010

    And God judged Obama and said, “Nice job, Barry.”

    Then God judged Franklin Graham and started off by saying, “Listen, punk…”

  • geoffalnutt
    • M Jackson

      She was sent from heaven. Thanks for the Friday morning surprise.

  • 2patricius2

    What a pathetic man, hawking a pathetic god. Franklin is happy when people are sad, angry when people are happy. He is hateful when people love, and overjoyed when people are denied love. He is the kind of man to be avoided – a pathetic, vengeful, hateful, bitter, money-grubbing, bigoted man who builds up his smallness with a shadow big god.

  • canoebum

    Is “God” a registered voter? Was a valid government-issued ID presented? Does “God” hold elective office anywhere? If not, then “God” doesn’t really have much to say about how we run things around here.

  • Curieux Bleu

    NO, NO, NO Franklin, you slow witted turtle! You’ve been running the race backwards here!

    God is going to call YOU to JUDGEMENT and it ain’t gonna be pretty, dude. He’s not at all amused by your HATEFUL UNCHRISTIAN PANDERING and SLANDERING of a whole community of HIS children.

    I can practically smell the SULPHUR from here …. which I think tips us off a bit in advance of his ruling!

  • Frankie, honey…you’re killin’ me!

  • delk

    Funny, I thought the ‘shift in attitude’ was ass-holier than thou bigots like you have embraced child molestation.

  • Silver Badger

    God will judge President Obama and find him to be a righteous man. Frank, on the other hand had better arrange to buried in his asbestos suit.

  • Tom (Winnipeg)

    It’s long past due for all crazy fundamentalists to put down their superstitious nonsense and get with the 21st C. You might also try depositing your money in a Russian bank. They sure as hell need it. Wait – never mind.

  • colin payne

    God…should he/she exist…will judge Mr Obama. He will not find Mr Obama lacking.

  • Cosmo Tupper

    And god will also judge how judgmental you and your ilk are!

  • MikeBx2

    In reality, what Graham is angry about is that his message of hate and division was stomped on by a message of love and equality.

  • Happy_Housewife

    God will also judge lazy whores who live off their daddy’s bordello.

  • Balderdashing

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster will judge Franklin Graham.

    • noni

      But, but we all have to be concerned about the judgement of the “Christian” God. The imaginary sky fairy that Christians dreamed up to oppress those who don’t quite fit their Christian Agenda at any given moment.

      And all their enablers, especially those who work the hardest at oppressing people using their threat of the imaginary sky fairy.

      Christians are not credible people.

  • Jeffg166

    God will judge you as well Franklin and it ain’t going to be pretty.

  • JJS_prime

    God will judge you, you self-righteous prick.

  • JJS_prime

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  • Kissmagrits

    Franklin, honey – please stop! You’ll have us pissing our knickers waiting for judgment day.

    Now – on to more pressing matters: Drought, food supply, clean water, violent storms and our becoming increasingly enslaved by international corporatism – – We elder Druids just finished our summer solstice rites and have decided you’re full of crap.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Stiff bikkies, asshole!

  • Galvestonian

    According to you – your God is a bigot hater. That isn’tthe loving God that Christianity is supposed to represent…so in no uncertain terms – go Fuck yourself

  • Harley

    Franklin. I’m sorry but when you leave this mortal coil you are going to have a BIG surprise.

  • SilasMarner

    Oh Frank. Shut the fuck up. Go home to daddy, curl up in a corner and suck your thumb.

  • ChadSF

    Oh dearie, there’s a photo of a rainbow over the White House today. So if there’s a God, judgment has been made. #dropmic