CHARLOTTE: Benham Brothers Oppose “Depraved” LGBT Rights Ordinance

The Benham brothers have long battled against LGBT rights in their hometown and on Monday they will lead a hate rally against Charlotte’s proposed rights ordinance.

  • ScottJL

    Ohhh. Just like that story I read about Jesus leading a hate rally in that city against those people. Totally just like that!

    • Jeffrey

      Exactly. Right after his failed TV show.

      • Rich Schanno

        Well actually it wasn’t a failed show because it never aired. Thank you HGTV for not ever putting hate on the air.

  • dcurlee

    Me thinks he is very bitter cause our agenda got his show yanked lol. Moron

    • TampaDink

      His actions (and that of his brother) got his show yanked.
      FTFY.

  • CPT_Doom

    The only depravity is worshiping a god so petty and insignificant that he couldn’t create trans people.

    • SoCalVet

      the God they describe doesn’t deserve a bended knee.

      • TampaDink

        How about busted kneecaps?

      • Amanda B. Rekendwith

        An upturned middle finger instead.

    • teeveedub

      There’s also the depravity of closeted twin brothers playing out their psychopathology on an entire already-oppressed class of people.

      “First, it starts with the denial of the truth …” Uh, yeah.

    • Ron Robertson

      Or who gives a shit about who wins a football game. The smallness of their god makes a speck of dust seem significant.

  • Rocco Gibraltar

    One wonders why they care. I have a good idea.

  • Justin

    Losers.

  • oikos

    Closet cases. I just wish someone would come forward to out them.

    • Ninja0980

      Not closet cases but brainwashed fools.

      • oikos

        I’m pretty sure at least one of them is closeted. Straight men, secure in their sexuality, don’t spend every waking moment thinking about what gay people are doing.

        • Leo Tallant

          I’m pretty sure they probably fucked each other back during those pre-pubescent “experimenting” days of their early teens.

          (Opps! I accidentally gave myself an up vote – how tacky!)

        • Ninja0980

          You are if you are a religious extremist.
          Their hate extends to other groups as well, we are just their current target.

      • Steverino

        If you’ve ever had the misfortune to listen to their father speak, you would know these two apples didn’t fall very far from the tree.

        And if you’ve been fortunate enough to not have ever heard their father speak, let’s just say that listening to a cuckoo clock strike twelve is a close approximation, and about as coherent.

        • Robincho

          Nor do road apples fall far from the horse…

      • fuzzybits

        I agree,just hateful fucks.

    • Twincest, no one but them to expose their secret shame.

      • Yup! Thats what I’ve thought all along.

    • oh my yes!

  • pj

    jesus weeps

    • TampaDink

      And then bangs his head against a wall out of sheer frustration.

      • Mark

        Or…..

  • Gustav2

    “That’s just simply the fourth point of the radical gay agenda’s blueprint to change America. The fourth point is ‘do not request direct support for our lifestyle, but rather assume nondiscrimination as our support.”

    Damn, where did he get his copy? Hmmmmm.

    And this whole “It’s not LGBT people, but the radicals…” Bullshit, we all want equal rights.

  • EdmondWherever

    First it starts with the denial of the truth

    Good thing we’ve got you to tell us what the “truth” is…

  • they’re so “flowers in the attic”

    • TampaDink

      Time for powdered donuts.

      • That was one creepy book series

        • TampaDink

          Indeed.

  • Ninja0980

    For all the talk about how we “recruit” children, the fact is these two assholes are simply following in the footsteps of their bigoted daddy, a man who posted addresses of people who worked in abortion clinics in order to scare them away from helping those in need.
    They were no doubt filled with fire and brimstone talk from an early age and about how certain groups of people deserve to be treated like scum.
    I will say though, that they had a choice to walk away from their evil father and chose not to.
    Let’s hope their kids are wiser.

    • Kissmagrits

      It wasn’t easy to walk away from the mean-spirited judgments of my nasty little church in the late fifties, but I did it anyway – and refused to look back.

      I finally came out ten years later, because I somehow imagined the sky might fall on me. But, guess what? It didn’t – and I’ve been OK for the last 45 years.

      • Not sure why some people mentally grow up and stop believing in fairy tales and others dont.

  • Brian G

    Ah yes, the “most likely pair of brothers to appear in a Gay Porn” award winners.

    • TampaDink

      “Twincest of Faith”

      • bJason

        “The Twincest Bride”

        • carrot festival

          Two Twins and a Coffee Mug.

          • Mark

            2 twins ‘n a butt plug….

  • Richard Rush

    I wonder if there has been some hot incest action between the Benham brothers.

  • SoCalVet

    This is how he spends his white privilege and uses his celebrity influence? How. Fucking. Pathetic.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      I will help fund a porn called Benham Bothers…starring twins that are blond and fuck people with their magic crucifix, just to piss them off more.

      • That’s totally wicked!!!

        • BudClark

          Come sit by me, the both of you!

          • Yay!! I love sitting with you!

  • kipper

    She is fucking crazy.

  • kcken

    Metrosexual hate filled christians. It’s a thing! I’m just waiting for the “it only happened in college when I was experimenting” new story…

  • delk

    STFU! Isn’t CPAC missing a love seat? I think some assholes are itching to rub up against you.

  • BeaverTales

    I don’t understand how people find these persons attractive. I find them ugly…hair and clothes can’t hide that. Their hatred, stupidity and incessant whining about being martyrs makes them especially so.

    • TreGibbs

      Agreed. Beyond ugly… disgusting, vile, hateful, evil bigots. Ugly inside and out.

    • Gerry Fisher

      They’ve got “bro” appeal. I have a category that I call “boxer cute,” which is a very masculine face that looks as if it might have taken a few punches. NOT classically handsome, but…kinda hot in its own way. They *might* fall into this category, though I’ve seen much, MUCH hotter representatives of this type.

  • another_steve

    Re the Benham brothers, I want the following — and in this order:

    (1) I want them to strip down to their undies;

    (2) I want them to service my nipples (wrinkled as they be); and then

    (3) I want them to go to the curb and await Monday’s garbage pickup.

    • Paula

      That’s quite a list.

    • BudClark

      I want to paddle them until they cry, or cum, whichever comes first.

      • JCF

        Ew!

        No offense, Bud, but anything like that involving the Denhams…

  • David in Palm Springs

    “The devil knows if he’s going to take our rights…”

    What is this guy, 5 years old? Here’s a grown adult man talking about the devil as if it were a real thing. The only thing “depraved” here is allowing religious fanatics to influence our secular laws. I really wish people would have to take an IQ test before being allowed to vote. That would eliminate a majority of these Christian nut-jobs.

    • TampaDink

      An IQ test as a prerequisite for procreation is also a good idea.

      • I know a couple who dont believe in evolution. Ok, whatev’s. Because of this, they don’t believe in dinosaurs, but think the skeletons we have been finding are DRAGONS! Yes, they are cool with believing in dragons but not dinosaurs. Boggles the mind, yeah?

        • TampaDink

          They should be kept in a secure facility where they are no threat to others or themselves….and kept apart to prevent replication.

          • Oh, much to late for that! They have built a kid on their own, who has been drug addicted since he was 14 and in and out of jail and rehab. And adopted a sweet lad who has come to despise his parents for their extreme right wing xtian nonsense.

          • TampaDink

            Seems like their particular brand of cry-stain is especially hard on young minds. Hopefully the kids will survive, escape & thrive.

          • Their adopted son is doing great, hes attending college, has a job and a terrific girl friend who adores him.

          • TampaDink

            That is a relief. Hopefully the adopted kid will continue to thrive by maintaining the distance between him & his “parents”.

          • ericxdc

            well, that would be the fox news center.

        • zhera

          What’s their reasoning for why there aren’t any dragons today? Did God take them home to heaven? Or maybe they’re the source of the ever-byrning flames in hell?

          • I have no idea! I’ll have to ask.

      • Robincho

        “Fuck caller ID… I want caller IQ.” — M. Cho

    • zhera

      How about an EQ test instead?

      Smart people can be assholes.

  • Mark_in_MN

    These guys aren’t monotheists. They are ditheists. They believe in two gods. One they call God. The other they call the Devil or Satan. These two gods contend for the universe in a cosmic battle, but are closely matched. These guys might believe that God will ultimately win, but God needs the help of people like them to make the victory possible. This isn’t traditional or orthodox Christian theology. It’s more akin to Manichaeism or certain forms of Gnosticism.

    • Yes, yes, YES! Thank you for succinctly putting into words what I’ve been thinking for quite some time. If their “god” is omniscient and all powerful, why doesn’t he just smack the shit out of the “devil” and be done with it.

      Going further, why does he seem to have to reply on his puny human followers to carry out his work. If this creature created the entire universe in six days, you’d think he’d just have to give side eye and wipe all of us filthy homosexuals out of existence. But NO.

      Obviously this god is not all powerful, or even worthy of any adoration whatsoever.

      • Love the points you make, they are all totally spot on. I’ve thought for a long while now that all xtians aren’t monotheists as they believe in three divine beings, and after seeing what you’ve said, four. The father (1), the son (2), and the holy ghost (3), stir in the devil and we are at four. The catholics worship many beings and they are full on breaking the rule about not worshiping graven idols.

    • JCF

      Most Christianists are highly dualistic. For a true follower of Jesus, he’s already won the battle (John 12:32, “if I be lifted up, I will draw ALL people to me”: i.e., universalism).

      But for the Christianists, the Ol’ Devil is always nipping at their heels, ALWAYS in danger of WinningTheUltimateBattle (for your soul/for all souls). Hence, they’re a bunch of paranoid mofos, and YOUR lost soul could cost them THEIR soul, too. It’s a horrible (um) lifestyle to live—and to inflict.

  • JCF

    Does anyone else smell twincest, in the WORST way? The Closet Twins.

    • William

      Their daddy beat all those desires out of them.

      • TampaDink

        Or….he beat all of his desires all over them.

        • JCF

          Ew!!!

  • Blobby

    they do realize that if an LGBT ordinance does not pass, then these two homos don’t get the rights either…..you know…..bc they’re homos.

  • Jeffrey

    The Bendover brothers are really making a living out of hate now. Sorry we ruined your TV show boys!

    • TampaDink

      Sorry/not sorry. Actually, they ruined the plans for a show that was never in production…by their own words & deeds.

  • Opus37

    The sky is falling the sky is falling. What makes these fundamental Christians think they have the key to what is morality or what it is to be a good people. They sit in judgment of anyone who doesn’t believe as they do. What they really do is spread bullshit. The devil is dressed up in a suit with a small gold cross pined to the lapel of the jacket. That’s who everyone should be frightened of. 😎

    • Lawerence Collins

      I call it the chicken little effect

  • William

    One more reason to be glad I didn’t book that flight connecting through Charlotte.

  • One of the many, many things that upsets me about the entire bathroom canard, is that if women were actually being molested and raped or assaulted by men in the bathrooms, the right wouldn’t care a bit. But the idea of trans ladies in the womens washroom, and its the end of the fucking world. They dont care about their women and female children, they just want to kick the trans ladies until they can’t get up.

    • zhera

      They don’t want trans women to be safe from assault in the men’s room.

    • peacfulseas inWA

      Every time one of these ” papers please ” bathroom bills are introduced I fantasize of a group of heavily bearded transmen making the rounds to the women’s bathrooms in the state legislatures. Although I never had a problem during my own transition I still ” carried “. I figured even if I couldn’t retrieve it the impact of a “loaded” purse to body parts would be an effective weapon.

      • I’ve often thought that having transmen who have fully transitioned to tour the cities who are trying to pass these stupid laws, and go into the women’s restrooms, WITH their birth certificates, would end these stupid rules at once.

        • peacfulseas inWA

          The ignorance runs deep in these fools so I have less faith in that happening. MTFs are viewed as less than and a traitor to the men’s old boys club, We might give away the secret codes. A step down in status. As we don’t hear much from them about FTMs from these reprobates I can imagine them saying ” welcome to the club “. I know that is a fairytale on my part and totally inaccurate thinking but that is all they know,men in the ladies room raping their women folk. Never considering women in the mens room. There was a big stink yrs ago at the King Dome in Seattle when women got fed up with the lack of women’s restroom and they started using the men’s room. My guess is the men didn’t object but the wives were jealous.

        • peacfulseas inWA

          As an side note a couple yrs ago the neighbor of a client I had did floor tile,paint and kitchen remodel hired me to completely remodel the interior of a ’60s large ranch house she had just purchase. She was aware of my transformation ( I had transitioned long ago ). She was extremely flat chested, worn her hair short and told me of being challenged in ladies restrooms & that she had man hands. I poo pooed that remark until we put our hands together. i had never really studied her hands but sure enough very thick fingers and yes man hands, She was maybe 100lbs, 5’6″ soaking wet and otherwise feminine for a TX gal . At lunch one day while we were out picking materials, samples, we used the the bathroom together and she did in fact get a strange look from the 2 women that were at sinks when we walked in. I’m a bit embarrass to say I had a slight smile on my face for the rest of the day.

  • TreGibbs

    Who cares? A douche in a suit is still a douche.

  • OldDogSandy1

    I know I am not the only one, but don’t those brothers look gay. Am just saying.

  • RobynWatts

    I had the misfortune of listening to 5 seconds of this guy before shutting it off. When someone tries to justify their hate and judging other from imaginary beings, that is where I have a problem.

  • Bj Lincoln

    Keep your “truth” out of my government and out of my life!

  • 2patricius2

    There is some depravity here, but it is not the bill to protect the rights of LGBT people that is the depravity. It is the depravity of characters like the Benham brothers who travel around attacking and lying about their fellow citizens and human beings – LGBT people.

    • BudClark

      Id bet my second-best bonnet that they’re doing each other.

  • Yank

    The need for imaginary childhood friends is an odd need.

  • BobSF_94117

    Shouldn’t he and his brother be at CPAC picking up men?

    • Fyva Prold

      Why? They have each other.

  • Lawerence Collins

    Not the popular opinion here but the Christ I learned about, called people to love one another even their enemies. To treat all people well.
    Above all to leave any and all judgement to him!
    These frauds are the antichrist!

    • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

      LOL. Oh now you’ve done it. Penny Nance is coming after you personally. I’m going to copy that if you don’t mind.

      • Lawerence Collins

        Don’t mind at all. I know the bibles wrought with contradiction.
        From it my post is what I came away with.
        That and there are really only two true emotions, from these all others evolve. What we fear we want to either know more about. Or we want to control or destroy. Fear left unchecked can evolve into hate rage and murder.

  • TKW

    Once again that gay agenda I keep hearing about. Why is it that they all have copies of it and I don’t?!?

    • Marriagewins

      Have you moved in the last 3 month’s? 😎

  • WarrenHart

    One day what this guy is suffering from will be considered a mental illness. Paranoid religious delusion disorder … or something. .

  • Mark

    Says the boys who like to have men sitting in their arms, feeling their butts and…..

  • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

    Shouldn’t they be giving someone at CPAC a thumb ride? Yeah, Jindal and Perry are easy — I dare them to try that with Christie.

  • They want what they do behind closed doors to remain dirty, filthy, and above all, sinful. But, dears, incest is all those. You don’t need to fear LGBT equality, we’re not like you, we don’t want to have sex with our siblings. You’re still going to be special.

  • FAEN

    I can’t wait for the day they both get busted for sucking cock in a restroom.

    • The Benham Brothers Meet Double Dick Guy.

  • Blake Jordan

    I suppose if they continue to sleep with each other and not involve a third, probably a rent boy, they should find it easier to stay closeted, unlike your typical, self-loathing, conservative faggot.

  • Palto

    HGTV dodged a bullet.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Benham = “slick” + “pretty” (though bug eyed) + “evil”

  • David Ehrenstein

    OK where’s the sex tape? You just KNOW there’s a video out there of them doin’ the ol’ 69

  • Sean

    Civilized human beings oppose the Benham Bigots barbaric “Christian” version of Sharia Law.