Todd Starnes: Ha Ha, Obama Is So Gay

  • Mark

    It’s called etiquette / manners you shitwad.

    Technically, tea cups / mugs / small glasses, it’s not comfortable to have all fingers either through the loop on the cup / mug and on small glasses, it’s not comfortable to have all fingers on the glass itself.

    Jeezus – if this were a white president there would not be word one uttered.

    • Homo Erectus

      ..

      • Todd20036

        Obama just doesn’t look “right” as a white man.
        Eddie Murphy on the other hand….

      • Bj Lincoln

        He still looks good but it is a little creepy.

        • HZ81

          I’d hit it. There, I said it.

        • Homo Erectus

          Not as much as Todd, though………

      • Darken the hair and thin-out the upper lip, and you’ve got the cop I dated briefly 27 years ago. Michael. Great in bed, closeted as hell, and the main reason I’m all too familiar with the “50-lb. Badge Syndrome.”

        • guest

          Google did not help. what is “50-lb. Badge Syndrome?”

          • Otherwise known as the “Big Gold Badge” complex…

            Instant raging asshole, complete with rampant ego and an uncontrollable God complex…

            … to initiate, place tin badge here.

        • Is the 50 pound badge syndrome what happens when a really hot cop catches you at night cruising in a park in Atlanta for gay sex, and he takes you back to his police car and does you face down in his back seat and yells “Is this what you were looking for? IS IT? Now you are going to GET it! I never want to see you in this park again!” and then you keep on going back to the same park in the hopes of seeing the same cop? Just asking.

          • People4Humanity

            o0O°h.

          • It did not happen to me, but a friend from Atlanta once told me that story and I have thought about it ever since. 🙂

          • People4Humanity

            Those dang “friends” keep having all the fun!

          • Fuck, I WISH!!

        • Homo Erectus

          Honey, you CAN’T be 27 years old??

          • Shit – I WISH! I dated him 27 years ago, for a very bumpy three months.

            But, alas no – I am all of 52.

      • Mary C.

        Why is it okay for blacks to do “white face”, but wrong for whites to do “black face”? Shouldn’t they both be alright, or neither?

        • John T

          There’s this little thing called “history”. Check it out.

        • Bob Conti

          Oh Mary…

        • clay

          I C what you did there.

          • People4Humanity

            … and I “C” what you did, too!

        • No! blackface was used to reinforce stereotypes about african-americans in a period when there were still thousands of people alive who were born into this world as slaves 100 years ago. It is horrible –Black face made use of exaggerated stereotypes that were prevalent at the time. I do not think its comparable to “whiteface” — which actually existed — in the form of black woman, for example, having to straighten their hair in order to get ahead in the past and get work by hiding their race since many jobs were legally available before 1965 to whites only. Some black people used to try to lighten their skin color in order to be accepted in the employment world It is not the same.

  • HZ81

    This from the guy who blocked me on twitter for telling he and Lindsey Graham to come out of the closet already.

    • HZ81

      Which I just did again to others. Who should I tweet about outing Lindsey Graham anyway?

      OutLindsey on twitter, y’all

    • B Snow

      I just tweeted that his fixation on a married man was sad, there are other fish in the sea, he’ll find his prince someday. I’ll see if he responds.

      • HZ81

        Todd? Oh my. He is going to block you like you’re a cock going for a one of his favorite boys in the church choir.

    • People4Humanity

      I hope you remembered to put a period before

      [email protected] so it went to all 49.5K of his followers.

      That would have made getting blocked worthwhile.

      [Shout out to StraightGrandmother for this tip]

  • Blake Jordan

    His parents should take his computer away, for being a cyber bully, even if he is rather pathetic at it.

  • j.martindale

    Unlike Todd, who uses no fingers when he drinks from his trough.

    • clay

      48 oz plastic mega-gulp

      with a sippy lid

      • Oh! I thought he only drinks from the source…..

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          yep no fingers needed. just wrap your lips around the tip, look up in reverence, nod your head and Master will give you a warm drink

  • Adam Schmidt

    Really Todd, that’s the best you’ve got?

    • Sam_Handwich

      these never get old.

    • Larry Ft Pierce

      I love Marquessa pretending he has
      never had something that shape or color in his mouth.

      • Lars De

        That look is just his confused inner voice yelling “No teeth, no teeth”.

      • clay

        and check out his pinky, I mean little finger.

    • That one of the Turd from Texas is an obvious photoshop. Here’s the original…

    • I don’t think Michelle has ever had a sausage in her mouth before…. Perry looks like he knows all about deep throating. Santorum wants his treat to be hard and hot….

    • RFW

      One thing interesting about those photos: nobody in one thought to say “My doctor would strongly disapprove of me [or give me shit for] eating something with so much fat in it, so I must turn down your kind offer of a corndog, with regrets.”

      Those people will do anything if they think their “base” will lap it up. I betcha a wooden nickel that you would’ve been able to get that Bachmann bitch to take part in a Tijuana donkey-sex show if she’d thought it would get her a vote or two. Her cries of “Jesus! Jesus! Jesus that thing is big!” would put the stamp of xtianist piety on the show.

      I’m getting to the point where the most scurrilous remarks about haters get my approval.

    • Michele Bachmann is thinking — I hope Marcus does not see me going down on this — he will want me to get out the giant dildo and play “nasty Zac Efron” with him again. .

  • Mark McGovern

    “…And on the international news front, veteran reporter Todd Starnes uncovers a damning photo of President Obama consuming what appears to be a Stout or perhaps a Porter Ale, while exhibiting a slight extension of the right 5th digit. Responding to the report, sources close to the Whitehouse, who have requested anonymity, have confirmed the half extension of the left 5th digit to be a clandestine signal indicative of solidarity with the LGBT community. The White House could not confirm or deny whether Todd Starnes is, in fact, an ignorant cock sucker…”

  • Homo Erectus

    President Obama has more class in his pinky finger than you have in your entire bloated body. Niener, neiner.

  • Sam_Handwich

    freakin reptilian kweer

  • Kevin Perez

    You forgot to add the two other Todd Starnes more tags, Joe: Fitness Model and War Hero

    • Todd20036

      I suppose he could be a fitness model… as the “before” picture.

      • Mark

        The WAYYYY before model……

      • I’m thinking more like the photo records from the autopsy…
        “Remember children: eat your veggies and go outside to play. Get good sleep, and brush your teeth… or you, too, could end up like this!”

    • Mark

      Nice Studebaker!!

  • Ninja0980

    It’s amazing how someone who acts like he is still in the third grade is taken seriously by anyone.

    • Bj Lincoln

      The average American functions and processes around a 6th grade level. His groupies ARE 3rd grade thinkers.

    • clay

      (7th grade)

  • Curieux Bleu

    Todd Starnes for White Trash FuckWit 2015.

    And so witty as well, but never a bit cat scratchy. Never. No snark whatsoever.

    I wonder, though,how she is able to suffer so through her monthly menstrual disruptions?

    • The field is so crowded this year, as usual. Do you think he’ll finally win the crown? Now, don’t ya know it would make him squeal to have a crown! But he will have to run out and buy something fab-u-lous! to go with!

  • John Bogeman

    Toddy blocked me on Twitter. Probably because I kept calling him a self-hating closeted cocksucking piece of shit.

    • Mark

      Tell us what you really think! lol

    • Porkie

      Some people just can’t take constructive criticism.

      • lattebud

        Nor face the facts. He probably thinks he looks rocking in a Speedo at his health club, where he goes to use the hot tub and sauna after high school gets out.

        • People4Humanity

          ugh.
          Can’t believe you actually went there!

  • RobynWatts

    So Todd, tell us again about your “Christmas Special”? You know, the one that nobody watched because, more than likely, you were hosting it?!!

  • Larry Ft Pierce

    What are You, Toad, TEN YEARS OLD?

  • How closely is that guy looking at pictures of the President?

    • skeptical_inquirer

      The question is how heavy is the guy breathing.

  • douglas

    Gay baiting ugly motherfucking asshole. Your homophobia always sinks to the bottom of everything you write. Piece of shit.

  • dcurlee

    Same story different day.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    What’s with the hat re-Todd?

    • Todd20036

      I could never tell if that hat was meant to say:
      I love the NRA or
      My head is too fucking big.
      Probably both.

    • People4Humanity

      That’s how a hat that size fits on a pin-head.

  • Well Mr. Tiny Head wearing overly large cap, in many places in our country its considered genteel to poke the pinky up when drinking from any sort of vessel.

  • Bill_Perdue

    He’s not. A gay man would never have insured the victory of anti-gay bigots and the passage of prop 8 in 2008. Obama did that.

    “In November 2008, he said much the same thing to a rather different audience: MTV. “I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage.” http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2012/may/11/barack-obama/president-barack-obamas-shift-gay-marriage/

    Later, when he rebranded, it was for political reasons. He needed money and votes and made a big effort to fool fools. May 14, 2012 New York Times “Obama’s Switch on Same-Sex Marriage Stirs Skepticism – Most Americans suspect that President Obama was motivated by politics, not policy, when he declared his support for same-sex marriage, according to a new poll released on Monday, suggesting that the unplanned way it was announced shaped public attitudes. … Sixty-seven percent of those surveyed by The New York Times and CBS News since the announcement said they thought that Mr. Obama had made it “mostly for political reasons,” while 24 percent said it was “mostly because he thinks it is right.” http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/15/us/politics/poll-sees-obama-gay-marriage-support-motivated-by-politics.html?_r=0

  • Secure

    Todd Starnes IS an actual douchebag. Hey Todd, when Hillary wins you can start douching with your own sad tears.

  • Plastic Sturgeon

    What’s up with the saggy jowls and the cockeyed gaze, Odd?

    • People4Humanity

      He just needs a li’l face-tightening/straightening, Doc.
      Why don’tcha help him out?

  • art

    What’s up with being batshit crazy, Todd Starnes?

  • Brian in Valdosta

    All the higher primates have them (pinky fingers, that is), you pestilent windbag. Is this sour grapes we’re hearing from you since you clearly don’t belong to the club?

  • sword

    ‘Real Men’ drink holding their glass like they are going to hit a home run!”

    • clay

      two hands? the only guys I see drinking with two hands on the glass are two year olds and stroke survivors.

  • Xuuths

    I thought it was because toddy didn’t recognize class!

  • Marides48

    Todd’s been looking in his glass lately?

  • guest

    Smirky Todd, he’s President twice, whereas you are a permanent middle schooler.

  • Todd reminds me of the gay guys who make a big deal about how “straight acting” they are. Do these guys not have mirrors? Todd thinks Obama is a sissy? Really?

  • His middle finger is busy…

    • billbear1961

      Good one!!

      Thank you!!

  • Lawerence Collins

    I always had seen the pinky out as a sign of good upbringing and manners. Just another sign that there’s no low these GOP thugs won’t stoop to.

  • TreGibbs

    Why does this juvenile asshat act like a 10th grader?

  • Ore Carmi

    Seriously? He’s probably more dextrous than the average person, so he doesn’t need to use all 5 digits to hold up a glass of… beer? soda? I have no clue what he’s drinking there.

  • REBELComx

    He’s just fancy like that.
    http://youtu.be/b8tFaU571xg

  • Robert Conner

    Hey, Mr. Starnes, what’s up with that face? Was your daddy a flounder, or is that eye migrating for some other reason?

  • Gerry Fisher

    It’s because his hands are huge and he’s drinking out of a kiddy sized glass…douchebag!

  • Kissmagrits

    Todd Starnes is now – and ever shall be – unable to score a mercy fuck at the steamies with the lights turned off. In fact, Starnes reminds me of “she with the porcelain thighs”, the lovely, reclusive Karl Rove.

  • JCF

    What’s up w/ your pinky finger up some poor boy’s @ss right now, Todd?

  • kladinvt

    And is Starnes a “human being”? Looks questionable to me.

  • Roy Biv

    Todd Starnes still looks like he drinks from a sippy cup so…

  • Steven Leahy

    These are the same people who defend Marcus Bachmann’s and Lindsay Graham’s imagined heterosexuality.

  • Regan DuCasse

    Could Todd Starnes be any more petty, trifling and boring?
    Seriously.
    Of all the things going on in this country and he picks out THIS to say something so ridiculous?

    • billbear1961

      He says something ridiculous, offensive or hateful every time he opens his foul mouth.

      Nothing about him isn’t an ugly JOKE.

  • Emma Duncan

    …really…really?

  • billbear1961

    For God’s SAKE, how OLD is this waste of space? TEN??