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This Is Madonna’s Xmas Wreath
Seriously.
Read More »WATCH: Darlene Love’s Last Letterman
On Friday night Darlene Love closed out a three-decade run of performing her holiday classic on The Late Show. Via Rolling Stone: The tradition began in 1986 when Love first performed “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” on Letterman’s Late Night program on NBC, and while a small four-piece band backed the “He’s a Rebel” singer for that rendition, the size …
Read More »Last Christmas (I Gayview Mahat)
The Wham classic. Lyrics via Facebook names.
Read More »Inside The Key West Christmas Cab
So this happened the other night on our way back to Island House. Father Tony writes: Joe and I returning from El Siboney Cuban Restaurant – per our tradition – got into the Best. Cab. Ever. The driver said, “Are you guys ready for Christmas?” We said no, and he fired up Bing Crosby doing the Hawaiian Christmas Song and …
Read More »Open Thread Thursday
Where will you be in one week? Who will you be with?
Read More »Supercut: Darlene Love On Letterman
Via Stereogum: Every year since 1986, David Letterman has invited Darlene Love to perform on the last show of the year before Christmas. Every year, she sings “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home),” her Phil Spector-produced 1963 Christmas classic. Every year, Paul Shaffer and a sprawling cast of musicians backs her up. Next May, Letterman will retire from late-night TV, which …
Read More »The Hand Of God Brought You The Todd Starnes All-American Xmas Special
Cruz Was Tammy Baldwin’s Secret Santa
Sen. Al Franken launched a Secret Santa program in the Senate in 2011 in order to bridge the “partisan divide.” This year the very anti-gay Ted Cruz drew the name of lesbian Sen. Tammy Baldwin. Via Wisconsin’s Cap Times: Thanks to the intrepid reporting of entertainment gossip outlet TMZ — whose reporters apparently chase after politicians in addition to more …
Read More »Stocking Stuffer
It’s called the Silencing Slider: Each Gorge Ohwell Silencing Slider is an artisan crafted censorship device that is ergonomically designed to comfortably plug even the loudest of burger holes. Made of soft and non-toxic natural food grade silicone rubber, the gag has no unpleasant plastic smells or odors. Give the Gift that Keeps on Gagging. Comfortable, ergonomic design. Local sourced …
Read More »Todd Starnes Has A Fox Xmas Special
At Boston’s Santa Speedo Run 2014
Video by JMG reader Rob.
Read More »The Couch Gag Before Christmas
Tomacco!
Read More »Headline Of The Day
Glenn Beck’s readers are ever so pissed. In case you don’t know, the Satanic Temple is actually an atheist pranking group.
Read More »More GOP Holiday Gifts
Kelly Clarkson – Wrapped In Red
Strangely enough, this new clip is from last year’s Christmas album by Clarkson. Lovely track, nevertheless.
Read More »Have Yourself A Merry Little Mythmas
“Keep the yuletide gay. If your son is, keep him locked away.” (Tipped by JMG reader Doug)
Read More »Kmart: Jingle Bellies
(Tipped by JMG reader Ken)
Read More »Kirk Cameron: It Was Really Pagans That Stole Christmas From Christians
From the Christian Post: “I’m making ‘Saving Christmas’ because I love Christmas, I love everything about it,” Cameron told The Christian Post before rattling off several Christmas traditions such as roasting chestnuts, drinking hot chocolate, and enjoying Christmas stockings, stories, trees and food. “I’m a sucker for all of it, and of course the nativity, and there’s a lot of …
Read More »Viral Video Of The Day
Over 1.7M views on the first day of the below ad from Britain’s Sainsbury’s supermarket chain. The Guardian rips it to pieces: What passing-bells for these who die as cattle? Not only the monstrous anger of the guns nor the stuttering rifles’ rapid rattle, but now an epic four-minute, eye-wateringly expensive commercial for a supermarket chain. There is no disputing …
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