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“I’ve heard of people being killed playing ping-pong — ping-pongs are more dangerous than guns. Flat-screen TVs are injuring more kids today than anything.” – Texas GOP state Rep. Kyle Kacal, who vows to block any attempt to strengthen gun laws.

Image via JMG reader and Island House patron Ed, who found this strange tableau during a Key West walkabout. It appears to be Barbie Thigh-Cut Levi’s Jeebus surrounded by apparently bad dogs.

According to the Sunday Times, Britain’s legislative wonks are in a dither over how to define the “consummation” portion of their same-sex marriage bill. Gay Star News provides a recap of the subscription-only Times story: Civil servants have reportedly been considering the intricacies of gay sex for months, and have taken evidence from sex experts and gay rights organizations in …

On Wednesday night the Discovery Channel ran a one-hour special titled Ted Nugent’s Gun Country. With the headline Threaten To Kill Obama, Get A Show On Discovery, Josh Glasstetter reacts at Right Wing Watch: Last night, the Discovery Channel ran a one-hour special on guns that stars a fanatic who threatened to kill President Obama and other officials and was …

“Mr. Broughton denies each and every allegation whatsoever that has been inferred that he may have been a gay man. He is a straight man. And he thinks the idea and concept of butt chugging is repulsive.” – So says the lawyer for a University of Tennessee frat boy who was rushed unconscious to the hospital with a .40 blood …

Cats AND dogs! It’s a madhouse!

Via Politico: At a concert in Washington, D.C. on Monday, Madonna declared her support for President Barack Obama but sounded confused about his religion. “Y’all better vote for f——g Obama, OK? For better or for worse, we have a black Muslim in the White House,” the singer said emphatically into the microphone. “Now, …that’s some amazing s—-t. It means there …

Viewers of Mitt Romney’s appearance on the Spanish-language Univision network last night dove for their Twitter accounts to declare that he was wearing dark make-up or a deep shade of spray-on tan in order to appeal to Latino voters. (Image via Gawker)

A lot of folks are scratching their heads this weekend after word came that Ted Olson will be prepping Paul Ryan for his vice presidential debate with Joe Biden. Olson, as you probably know, is the attorney who won the overturn of Proposition 8 with his colleague David Boies. Olson, the former Solicitor General and the man who argued Bush …

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Gothamist calls this “the most annoying workout ever.”

Seriously. It’s $14.99. Move over Big Mouth Billy Bass.

Selma, Alabama plans to erect a memorial to the first leader of Ku Klux Klan. The statue of Confederate General Nathan Forrest — infamous as the first Grand WIzard of the Klan and for massacring black Union soldiers at the Civil War battle of Fort Pillow — even has the blessing of the Selma City Council. Selma is home to …

A mobile DNA and paternity testing truck emblazoned with the slogan, “Who’s Your Daddy?” is working the streets of New York City. The “Who’s Your Daddy” recreational vehicle is selling DNA tests, mostly to fathers who suspect their children may not actually be theirs. “They flag us down, they pull us over, they talk to us,” owner and operator Jared …

Auto-correct? Insanity?

And how many of them are voting for Romney?

Herman Cain has launched a new website and The Guardian is alternately baffled and amused: Perhaps you’ve heard the news that failed Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has launched his own online television channel, or “website”, at CainTV.com? This is the most absurd thing to happen in the world of launching your own things since British member of Parliament Louise …

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