Tag Archives: Viagra

One Million Moms Vs Pfizer

What took them so long? Dear Joe, The newest Viagra commercial is inappropriate for obvious reasons, especially when aired as early as it has been recently when children are still awake and likely watching television. It features a sexy blond with a sultry voice in a sheer gown lying on a bed, which many families find offensive and embarrassing. To …

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STUDY: Viagra Linked To Melanoma

A new study has linked Viagra use to an increased risk for melanoma. The study, published in JAMA Internal Medicine, found sildenafil, commonly known as Viagra, may increase a man’s risk for melanoma by as much as 84 percent. The study involved nearly 26,000 men enrolled in the Health Professionals Follow-Up Study at the Harvard School of Public Health. In …

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Rush Limbaugh: Obama Is So Through, He Can’t Even Fill Up Black Panther Stadium

“When you have the ego Obama has, trust me folks, I know where of which I speak –you’re used to filling auditoriums and you don’t fill them any more—that’s big. It is not new. He has not been filling arenas of 18 or 20,000. Now he can’t fill up this 73,000 Black Panther Stadium. This does not make for a …

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Using Viagra Makes You Need Viagra

A new study on the recreational usage of erectile dysfunction medications concludes that men may become psychologically dependent on the drug to get it up, even though they’re in normal health. Oral erectile dysfunction medications (EDMs) have become an increasingly popular drug of abuse among young men without a medical indication. In addition to being associated with increased sexual risk …

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Ann Romney: Just Unzip Him And
You’ll See My Husband Isn’t Stiff

Let the Viagra jokes begin. Ann Romney’s remarks came during an interview with Baltimore radio station WBAL, during which the host asked her, “And one of the things, Ann Romney, that folks talk about with your husband, Mitt Romney, and I’ve seen him in casual conversation-He comes off very smooth and okay. But sometimes he comes off stiff. Do you …

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It’s Time To Protect Rush Limbaugh

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Viagra Beer

In honor of this week’s royal wedding: “Created by the Scotland-based BrewDog Brewery, ‘Royal Virility Performance’ ale is laced with herbal Viagra, chocolate, goat weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm,’ the company’s website says. Drinking three bottles of the potent brew is supposed to be the equivalent of swallowing one Viagra pill.”

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Yeah, Totally

Rite Aid, Second Avenue, 8am Cashier: And that comes to $10.02. Elderly Man: OK, wait I have the pennies. He empties his pocket onto the counter and a small diamond-shaped blue pill skitters towards the cashier, who quickly pushes it back towards him with a gasp. Elderly Man: That’s an ALIEVE! Cashier (expressionless): Oh. I believe you. Yeah, totally.

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GOP Reveals Health Care Reform Plan:
No Viagra For Sex Offenders!

They are truly the party of nothing.

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Cooking Is Hard

Students at a culinary school in Colombia have created a Viagra-laced parfait called “the love dessert.” But it can’t actually be sold because of prescription drug laws. Points for passion fruit as an ingredient, though. (Tipped by JMG reader Richard in Vancouver)

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Quote Of The Day – Ron Reagan Jr.

“Limbaugh hasn’t had a natural erection since the Nixon Administration; think he’s compensating for something? Now, I wouldn’t pick on him for any of this stuff, not his blubbiness, not his man-boobs, not his inability to have a natural erection—none of that stuff—to me, off limits until! until! Mr. Limbaugh, you turn that sort of gun on somebody else—once you …

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Free Viagra For The Unemployed

If being jobless has you down, Pfizer wants to perk you up. Pfizer Inc. says it will provide 70 of its most widely prescribed prescription drugs — including Lipitor and Viagra — for free to people who have lost their jobs and health insurance. The world’s biggest drugmaker said Thursday it will give away the medicines for up to a …

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Coming Soon: Rub On Viagra

So far, the rats are happy. Via the Telegraph (UK): Scientists in the United States have successfully tested the new technique – which involves tiny objects called nanoparticles – on rats and believe it could also be used to help humans. Under the therapy, nanoparticles that release the anti-erectile chemical nitric oxide are rubbed on the problem area, and absorbed …

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V For Victory

Viagra appears to be on its way to becoming the drug of choice for athletes looking to enhance their performance on the playing field – not just in the bedroom. The Olympics are looking into adding Viagra to the list of banned substances and it’s even been found in race horses. It wasn’t so long ago that the only person …

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What? What?

FDA regulators have added “sudden hearing loss” to the list of possible side-effects for erectile-dysfunction drugs. In one-third of the cases, the hearing loss was temporary, but in the rest of the cases the loss is ongoing. Although the FDA reports that the condition only appears in about 1 out of 1 million users, FDA warnings are considered by some …

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Boner OTC ™

Viagra, the notorious party drug and HIV enabler, will be sold over the counter in British drugstores beginning (ahem) Valentine’s Day. At the outrageous cost of $25 per pill, purchasers must be males between 30 – 65 years old and must endure an hour-long “consultation” with the pharmacist. How is that “over the counter”?.

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AHF Ramps Up Attack On Pfizer

AIDS Healthcare Foundation sued Pfizer yesterday, saying that ads for Viagra are misleading and encourage the recreational use of the drug. This move by AHF follows up last month’s anti-Pfizer ad campaign. The lawsuit seeks to force Pfizer to suspend its advertising for Viagra and to start a public information campaign on the dangers of using the drug. I continue …

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