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Russia Today recaps the Values Voters Summit: Despite the fact that America has been plagued with poverty, the Christian right don’t think we should spend all of our time worrying about the less fortunate. Instead they propose that lawmakers move their efforts away from the economy and unemployment, and place “values” at the top of the political agenda. These people …

Rep. Mike Pence (R-IN) has won the Family Research Council’s presidential straw poll at the Values Voters Summit in Washington, DC. Yesterday Pence told convention attendees that God will smite the United States if the GOP doesn’t win control of Congress in November. Pence, chair of the House Republican conference, received 24% of the vote, edging the winner of the …

The Duggars and their nineteen crotch-fruit won the “Pro-Family Entertainment Award” at the Family Research Council’s Values Voter Summit yesterday, where human clown car Michelle Duggar railed against abortion and contraception. And then the children of the corn took out their violins and sang about the righteousness of Jeesbus and the cold, cold loneliness of being just one of nineteen …

Rep. Mike Pence (R-IN) got one of the most enthusiastic receptions at the FRC’s Values Voters Summit today, where he warned that God will punish America if the GOP loses in November. Smite us, oh mighty smiter!

Former Sen. Rick Santorum: “People are living longer because we said that people should be allowed to live longer.” Wait, what?

Rachel gets into the “all porn is gay” fuckwit and a racism-tinged story told by Rep. Roy Blunt (R-MO).

Former Arkansas governor and current douchenozzle Mike Huckabee won the 2012 presidential straw poll at Focus On The Family’s Values Voters/Klan Rally last week. Of the 1,824 conservative activists who registered for the event, 597 voted in the poll. Huckabee garnered 28 percent of the count (170 votes). There was a virtual four-way tie for second place: former Massachusetts Governor …

“And one of the things that he said to me, that I think is an astonishingly insightful remark. He said, ‘all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. Now think about that. And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to go out and get …

At the Voters Values Summit, evangelical nutjob Gary Bauer tried to stoke the fear of nuclear terrorism, saying the experts predict that “it is not a question of if it will happen, it is only a question of when it is going to happen. And the ‘it’ in this case, is when our enemy will detonate a dirty nuclear bomb …

Well, the lovely Christers at the Values Voters Summit sure don’t hide their racism very well, do they? Activists at a conservative political forum snapped up boxes of waffle mix depicting Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama as a racial stereotype on its front and wearing Arab-like headdress on its top flap. Values Voter Summit organizers cut off sales of Obama …