Tag Archives: Tucker Carlson

Texts Show Fox Hosts Mocking Trump’s Election Lies

The New York Times reports: Hosts Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham, as well as others at the company, repeatedly insulted and mocked Trump advisers, including Sidney Powell and Rudolph W. Giuliani, in messages with each other in the weeks after the election, according to a legal filing made public on Thursday in a defamation lawsuit against Fox by …

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Carlson Guest: Working Women Can Never Be Happy

Media Matters has the transcript: JESSE KELLY (GUEST): That’s what you see women like Chelsea Handler — feminists like Chelsea Handler — going with now. They’ve been lied to by their society forever, that you could be a “girl boss” and you can do anything a man can do — which everyone who’s ever seen a woman back up a …

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Tucker Carlson: If This Is An Alien Invasion They’d Be Taken To Kamala Harris Because “Her Boss Is Senile”

“What exactly were all three of these objects? As of yesterday, nobody seemed to know. Listen to the commander of NORAD, Air Force General Glen Van Herck pointedly say that the U.S. government has not ruled out the possibility of extraterrestrials. Could be aliens. “So here you have three unknown objects in three days. If these things are extraterrestrial, what …

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Carlson Mocks Media For Reporting On Santos’ Lies

Media Matters has the transcript: We haven’t watched a ton of cable news recently, but we assumed with mass layoffs across the US economy, an egg shortage, crumbling cities, the prospect of a third world war looming on the horizon, we assumed we knew what the other channels would be covering. What we didn’t know is that all of those …

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Carlson: US Should Liberate Canada From Dictatorship

“David Azerrad was born and raised in Montreal, but like a lot of ambitious and freedom-loving people, he fled later to the United States. And because all the people who care about their own rights have left, Canada under Justin Trudeau has become effectively a dictatorship. And we don’t like dictatorships, we’re American. We liberate dictatorships. That’s what we do. …

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Carlson: “Narcissist” Michelle Obama Will Run For WH

Fox News has the transcript: Barack Obama, the former president, is weighing in directly on America’s latest fake hate crime. And you have to wonder why. He’s not doing it for himself. Obama is retired at this point. He’s living on Martha’s Vineyard with all the other rich white people. He’s doing it for his wife. His wife who’s never …

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Carlson Blames Nichols’ Killing On Affirmative Action

Media Matters has the transcript: The race riots of 2020 were never about George Floyd, obviously. That’s why there are no statues of him in American cities. They were about changing the country forever. The first step, of course, was defunding police departments across the country and forcing them to lower their standards to attract unqualified applicants: hiring officers based …

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Carlson Compares Tyre Nichols To Ashli Babbitt [VIDEO]

“So, of course, the very same people who are weeping on television about police brutality applauded when one of Nancy Pelosi’s officers murdered an unarmed woman called Ashli Babbitt. Yes, murder. That’s exactly what that was. Far more clearly than anything you just saw in the videotape we played. So, of course, the point of this is to federalize local …

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Carlson: Invade Canada, “Liberate Them From Trudeau”

“I have to ask you about Canada, and what we saw happen there last winter – the trucker protest and then the crackdown by the authoritarian government of Canada. “I’m completely in favor of a Bay of Pigs operation to liberate that country. Why should we stand back and let our biggest trading partner, the country with which we share …

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M&Ms Drops “Woke” Mascots After Wingnut Freakout

Mediaite reports: Just in case you needed more proof we live in the dumbest of all possible timelines, M&M’s are dropping their spokescandies after backlash from Fox News and other (mostly conservative) commentators, replacing the anthropomorphic chocolates with Maya Rudolph. Fox News host Tucker Carlson was one of the most vocal critics of the redesigned spokescandies, panning them as “deeply …

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Carlson: Libs Hate Nicotine Because It Frees Your Mind

“They closed the gyms during COVID. Anybody who closed a gym during a pandemic that kills people who are fat clearly doesn’t care about your health at all. “They hate nicotine. They love THC. They are promoting weed to your children but they’re not letting you use tobacco or even non-tobacco nicotine delivery devices which don’t cause cancer. “Why do …

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Tucker Carlson Rewrites History Of Nixon’s Downfall

Mediaite reports: Tucker Carlson claimed former President Richard Nixon was forced out of the White House as part of an elaborate deep state plot that included Bob Woodward. He did not explain that Nixon resigned after he covered up details of the burglary of the Democratic National Committee headquarters by Republican operatives. Carlson said that given Nixon had already expressed …

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Carlson: New Zealand PM Was “100%” China’s Puppet

“The most authoritarian leader that country has ever had and no one else comes close. An appalling abuser of human rights of her own people. “She, of course, earned the admiration of Western leaders including former CIA director Michael Hayden by ushering in an era of near totalitarianism in New Zealand. “She shut down the entire country over a single …

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Carlson: Assault Weapons Are Not A Threat To Anybody

“So-called assault weapons are used in an infinitesimally small percentage of crimes in this country. They’re not a threat to anybody, but Joe Biden, like Justin Trudeau and every would-be dictator on the planet sees them as a potential threat to political power, so Joe Biden thinks only his bodyguards should have them, not you. “And in Illinois, the governor …

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Annual Davos Summit Spawns Usual Wingnut Freakout

The Associated Press reports: When some of the world’s wealthiest and most influential figures gathered at the World Economic Forum’s annual meeting last year, sessions on climate change drew high-level discussions on topics such as carbon financing and sustainable food systems. But an entirely different narrative played out on the internet, where social media users claimed leaders wanted to force …

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Carlson: Smoking Is “The Most American Of Pleasures”

Media Matters has the transcript: TUCKER CARLSON (HOST): On the other side, you have Republicans. They’re back in control of the House of Representatives. And because they are — on the House side — Republican members who want to smoke tobacco once again can. They couldn’t when Nancy Pelosi was speaker because she had banned tobacco smoking in the Capitol …

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Carlson: Cuomo Was “Iced” Out Because He’s White

“It’s hard to remember now, but it wasn’t that long ago that Andrew Cuomo was not only the governor of New York, but also a legitimate hero in the Democratic Party. “What exactly did he do wrong? He outlived his usefulness to the party — that’s what he’s did. He stayed too long. “Cuomo was in his 60s, he was …

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Leaked Texts Reveal Carlson’s Hypocrisy On COVID

The Huffington Post reports: In early March 2020, as the coronavirus pandemic began its onslaught across the country, Fox News host Tucker Carlson drove to then-President Donald Trump’s Florida resort to warn him to take the virus seriously. “People you know will get sick,” Carlson said on his show later that night after visiting Trump at Mar-a-Lago. “Some may die. …

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Carlson Claims Deep State Plot Brought Down Nixon

Mediaite reports: Tucker Carlson claimed former Washington Post reporter Carl Bernstein – of Watergate fame – “literally participated in an FBI operation” to take down Richard Nixon. According to Carlson, Bernstein was actually part of a nefarious deep state plot during the Nixon era. “The funniest part was Bernstein – formerly of the Washington Post – who literally participated in …

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Carlson: Brazil’s Election Was “Very Clearly Rigged”

“Consider what is happening tonight in Brazil. So, thanks to what was very clearly a rigged election, a convicted criminal called Lula da Silva is now the president of the most important country in South America. “Millions of people in Brazil understand exactly what happened. So, yesterday in frustration, a group of Brazilian protestors swarmed their legislature. “They know their …

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