Tag Archives: TSA

LAX Shooter: Pissed Off Patriot

After every mass shooting, the Tea People launch a furious media campaign to characterize the perpetrator as a leftist. This time they’ve got their hands full. A law enforcement official, speaking on condition of anonymity because the person was not authorized to discuss the investigation publicly, said Ciancia was wearing fatigues and carrying a bag containing a one-page handwritten note …

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Quote Of The Day – Eugene Delgaudio

“The homosexual lobbies and blogs cried and stamped their feet. ‘Give us our naked body scans of anybody going to the airport’ and frequently mocked and attacked Public Advocate’s frequent condemnation of absurd measures which included the ‘naked body scan’. Many of these small minded ‘perversion cheerleaders’ even personally maligned and slandered Public Advocate leaders as ‘fixated’. The homosexual lobbies …

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TSA Freaks Out After Man Swims Ashore At JFK And Strolls Across Runways

JFK has a $100M anti-terrorism security system but it couldn’t stop a man with a broken jet-ski who swam three miles to shore then walked across two of the busiest runways in the world. Daniel Casillo, 31, was able to swim up to and enter the airport grounds on Friday night, past an intricate system of motion sensors and closed-circuit …

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Headline Of The Day

Via Raw Story: The TSA at San Francisco International Airport frisked New Yorker Jonah Falcon after noticing his “very noticeable” package as he went through security on July 9. “I said, ‘It’s my dick,’” Falcon told the Huffington Post, which claims Falcon has the “world’s largest penis.” “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my …

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The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain 4,
With Victoria Jackson As The Thing

Airport security is pointless and has never caught a terrorist! But all Muslim passengers should be strip-searched!

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TSA Scanners Are Rigged!

Manufactured talking points for tonight’s debate.

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TSA Detains Sen. Rand Paul

I’m betting he was carrying a gun. UPDATE: Local media reports that Sen. Paul was detained for refusing to submit to a full-body pat-down. UPDATE II: The TSA says Rand Paul is lying. Sen. Rand Paul’s chief of staff Doug Stafford responded to the TSA’s claim that the senator was “not detained at any point.” “Well, I don’t know what …

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Muslim Terrorists Run The TSA

Wait, is that was she’s saying? Who can tell?

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TEXAS: House Bans “Offensive” Patdowns By Airport Security

The GOP-dominated Texas House has made it a crime to touch your junk during an airport security patdown. Approved late Thursday night, the measure makes it illegal for anyone conducting searches to touch “the anus, sexual organ, buttocks, or breast of another person” including through clothing. It also prohibits searches “that would be offensive to a reasonable person.” The bill’s …

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Scanned And Felt Up

Coming home from San Francisco last night I finally had my first trip through one of them there full body scanners, after which I got the complete junk inspection from an elderly TSA agent who looked startlingly like Morgan Freeman. The agent was as pleasant as can be, considering, and I was surprised at how nonchalant I felt while being …

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The Venn Diagram Of Junk Touchers

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Kinsey Sicks – Touch-a Touch Me

(Tipped by JMG reader Spencer)

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Tweet Of The Day – Fake TSA

Runner-up: “TSA Advisory: Children who opt-out of scans will be told Santa is dead.”

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A Message From Transport Canada

(Via – AmericaBlog)

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Taiwan’s Animators Cover TSA Story

I’m trying really hard (but mostly failing) to get all revved up about the “national outrage” on TSA scanning and searches.

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Porno Pete LaBarbera: Gay TSA Agents Totally Want To Touch Your Junk

Writing from his dildo-strewn basement dungeon in the suburbs of Chicago, Porno Pete LaBarbera is freaking out over Janet Napolitano’s assurance that all airport security pat-downs will be done by agents of the same gender as the passenger. Because that’s exactly what all those queer TSA agents are hoping for! “But what about homosexual TSA agents?” AFTAH President Peter LaBarbera …

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Inevitable T-Shirt Sloganeering

It’s the new “Don’t tase me, bro!”

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No More Flying With Toner

Homeland Security announced today that effective immediately you can no longer bring toner or ink cartridges weighing more than one pound onto your plane. Not that anybody was actually doing that. The ban, announced today by Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, also covers other cargo deemed high-risk. The changes follow the discovery of bombs concealed in ink cartridges on a …

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A Hat, A Brooch, A Pterodactyl

Over at Boy Culture, Matthew Rettenmund thinks JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater could play Johnny in a remake of Airplane! Below is Young Turks host Cent Uygur’s take on the incident.

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Rep. Louis Gohmert: Obama Would Support Terrorists Beating TSA Agents

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) says that the president would probably have no problem with terrorists beating TSA agents, since he (Gohmert says) has no problem with terrorists evading the Gaza blockade.

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