Tag Archives: Ted Cruz

Cruz: McConnell Should Step Down As Minority Leader

Fox News reports: Sen. Ted Cruz doubled down Tuesday on his call for fresh leadership, saying the Senate’s crafting of its border bill has been a disaster from its inception. Cruz told Fox News that by calculating the amount of illegal immigrants permitted per day through the law it portrayed Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, Sen. James Lankford, and other …

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Rep. Colin Allred Outraises Cruz In Senate Challenge

The Texas Tribune reports: U.S. Rep. Colin Allred outraised his Democratic Senate primary opponents and Sen. Ted Cruz’s campaign in the last quarter of 2023, though Cruz continues to bring in more cash through his other fundraising operations. Allred’s campaign raised over $4.8 million from October through December last year, while Cruz’s campaign raised roughly $3.4 million, according to reports …

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Cruz: Trump Would “Whip Biden’s Ass” In Cognitive Test

“Joe Biden obviously has diminished massively, and so the left is worried about it. People recognize Joe Biden– you wouldn’t let Joe Biden handle the remote control on your television, and he’s got the nuclear codes, so the left’s talking point and the Democrats’ talking point is, ‘Well Trump’s old too and he’s diminished.’ Nikki is echoing that and they’re …

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Lyin’ Ted Cruz Bends The Knee To Hair Furor [VIDEO]

“I am proud to endorse Donald Trump for President of the United States. I look forward to supporting him enthusiastically. Iowa was a dominating victory for Donald Trump. I’ve got to say, there’s no place like the Iowa caucuses. I know it intimately. The men and women of Iowa, they take their responsibility incredibly seriously. They scrutinize the candidates. It’s …

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NYT: Trump Says Sen. Ted Cruz “Shouldn’t Even Exist”

The New York Times reports: Mr. Trump works his endorsements through both fear and favor, happily cajoling fellow politicians by phone while firing off ominous social media posts about those who don’t fall in line quickly enough. In October, he felled a top candidate for House speaker, Representative Tom Emmer, by posting that voting for him “would be a tragic …

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Ted Cruz: Liberal Men Can’t Satisfy Their Women In Bed

“How many radical leftists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That’s not funny! The left is so mad! They’re so unhappy! They’re so pissed off! And by way, if you were a liberal woman and you had to sleep with those weenies, you’d be pissed too. So respond with joy, have fun. Too many Republicans run around …

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Cruz: Liberals Don’t Believe The US Should Even Exist

The Hill reports: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) accused the far-left of believing that America’s existence is “fundamentally illegitimate” during an interview with Fox News. Cruz said politicians like Sens. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), along with Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) and the “radical open borders crowd,” are driving Democrats’ agenda and believe that it’s wrong to have a …

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Texas Senators Dodge Questions About Abortion Case

NBC News reports: Republican Sens. John Cornyn and Ted Cruz of Texas dodged questions Tuesday about Kate Cox, a mother of two who has drawn national attention after their state’s Supreme Court blocked her from getting an abortion after her fetus received a fatal diagnosis. Cruz and Cornyn were notably skittish when they were asked to weigh in on Cox’s …

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Cruz Bill Would Force Automakers To Keep AM Radios

The Texas Tribune reports: Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, requested a unanimous consent decision on his AM Radio for Every Vehicle Act. The legislation was blocked by Sen. Rand Paul, R-Kentucky, who said the mandate on private companies would be an overstep of congressional power. “I think silencing those voices is enormously harmful to both free speech but also to a …

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Multiple Prominent Republicans And Cultists Blame Biden For “Border Terror Attack” That Didn’t Happen

The Meidas Touch reports: A 56 year old man from western NY crashed his car today at high speed near the Rainbow Bridge border checkpoint from the US into Canada. He was reportedly supposed to be at a Kiss concert that was cancelled, so he decided to go to a Niagara Falls casino in Canada with his wife in their …

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Cruz: Eric Swalwell Wears A “Tuck-Friendly Swimsuit”

Newsmax host, far-right podcaster, and serial plagiarist Benny Johnson: “Do you think that Eric Swalwell wears a tuck friendly swimsuit?” Sen. Ted Cruz: “He may be wearing one right now.” Johnson: “Only Fang Fang would know. And we are in Chinatown right now.” Cruz: “To be fair, in order to have a tuck friendly swimsuit, you have to have something …

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Kimmel Stages Drag Story Hour For Ted Cruz’s Book

The Independent reports: Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel found the perfect way to troll Ted Cruz on Thursday night’s show, by recruiting RuPaul’s Drag Race star Trixie Mattel to read the Texas senator’s new book to a room full of children. Mr Cruz became a four-time author with the publication of his new book Unwoke: How to Defeat Cultural Marxism in …

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Cruz: I Nearly Won The WH In 2016 And Will Run Again

The Texas Tribune reports: U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz said he expects to run for president again in the future, continuing his fight against the left and their “woke” policies. “I loved running for president in 2016. We came incredibly close. We came within inches of winning. It’s the most fun I’ve ever had in my life and I fully hope …

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Ted Cruz Agrees: God Had Texas Team Win The World Series Because They Alone Refused To Hold Pride Night

From the far-right “satire” site Babylon Bee: The Lord has granted a World Series championship to the Texas Rangers, the one and only Major League Baseball team to not host a Pride Night. After over fifty years of championship futility, the Texas Rangers finally captured the World Series title in the same year the team became the final Major League …

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Kinzinger: I’d Love To Run Against “Con Artist” Ted Cruz

ABC News reports: In an interview promoting his new book, “Renegade: Defending Democracy and Liberty In Our Divided Country,” former Illinois Rep. Adam Kinzinger told 538 Politics podcast host Galen Druke, “I would love to run against Ted Cruz.” He continued, “the most complete con artist in politics, like one of them, to be able to run against his face …

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Astros Fans Blame “Jinx” Ted Cruz For Playoffs Loss

The Huffington Post reports: The Houston Astros were eliminated from the MLB playoffs at home on Monday night in a blowout loss to the Texas Rangers ― and unhappy fans are blaming Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas). Some had taken to social media even before the decisive seventh game of the American League Championship Series to beg the lawmaker to stay …

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Cruz: Dems Will Swap Out Biden For Michelle Obama

Breitbart reports: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) believes the Democrat Party will “parachute” former First Lady Michelle Obama in to replace President Joe Biden, who will be “jettisoned” out before the 2024 election, arguing that former President Barack Obama is the “puppet master” running the Biden administration. Cruz discussed the possibility that Biden will not be the nominee for the Democrat …

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Today’s Cruz Lie: Biden Wants To Take Away Your Beer

The Daily Beast reports: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), a vocal participant in the right-wing criticisms of Bud Light over its brief partnership with a transgender influencer, was back Wednesday with a new bone to pick regarding beer: Dr. George Koob, director of the U.S. National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism, suggesting that recommendations for alcohol consumption could be reduced …

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Ted Cruz Falls For Yet Another False Claim On Twitter

Mediaite reports: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Monday added yet another social media moment to his list of online gaffes. Cruz, who hosts a podcast as well as serving as a legislator, took time out of his busy schedule to share a video from an account called “End Wokeness.” The clip, however, quickly received a community note debunking its usage …

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Ted Cruz: Trump Can’t Get Fair Trial From “Far Left” Judge That He Helped Get Unanimous Confirmation

The Hill reports: Republican allies of Donald Trump are stepping up their attacks on Washington, D.C., District Judge Tanya Chutkan and the D.C. court itself, arguing it would be impossible for the former president to get a fair trial in the nation’s capital city. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, accused Chutkan of having “a …

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