Tag Archives: Teabagistan

New Ted Cruz Ad: They’re Takin’ Our Jerbs! [VIDEO]

Breitbart recaps: A new television ad from Sen. Ted Cruz shows a bunch of professionals in business attire crossing the U.S. border with Mexico illegally, purportedly showing them coming into America to take jobs away from America’s elite. “I understand that when the mainstream media covers immigration, it doesn’t often see it as an economic issue,” Cruz says, using audio …

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NBC Poll: Donald Trump Holds 17-Point Lead

In the first national poll released this year, Donald Trump continues to hold a double-digit lead. The Hill reports: Trump is supported by 35 percent of Republican and GOP-leaning registered voters in the online survey, with Sens. Ted Cruz (Texas) and Marco Rubio (Fla.) at 18 and 13 percent, respectively. All other candidates poll in single digits, with retired neurosurgeon …

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Gun Dealers Love Terrorism And Obama

According to federal data released yesterday, December gun sales followed a long pattern of spiking sharply whenever President Obama proposes new gun measures after mass shootings. From the New York Times: The heaviest sales last month, driven primarily by handgun sales, followed a call from President Obama to make it harder to buy assault weapons after the terrorist attack in …

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Lesbian Confronts Carson: You’re Full Of Shit [VIDEO]

Last night in Staten Island. ABC News reports: As Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson shook hands after a New York town hall meeting Monday night, one attendee among a small crowd asked, “Do you think I chose to be gay?” and cursed at the neurosurgeon after his response. “I have a quick question,” said the attendee, who was wearing a …

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Dr. Stabby’s Campaign Chair: Reinstate DADT [AUDIO]

CNN reports: Ben Carson’s new campaign chairman, retired Major Gen. Robert F. Dees, says it’s time for the U.S. to reevaluate military policies like letting women serve in combat positions and allowing openly gay troops to serve. Carson is debuting his “reinvigorated” campaign after a holiday shakeup that included the departure of a handful of top advisers and new leadership, …

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“Mexican” Border In Trump Ad Is Actually In Morocco

Busted! Via Mediaite: Republican presidential Donald Trump‘s newest ad purports to show thousands of illegal immigrants streaming across the Mexican border. But evidence has emerged proving the event in the ad actually took place an entire ocean away. Fact-checking website Politifact wasted no time in examining the first television ad from their 2015 Lie of the Year winner. They found …

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Trump Taunts NFL Team Owner Over Loss: If You’d Supported Me Your Team Would Be In The Playoffs

During the 2012 election, Donald Trump several times tweeted out praise for his “good friend” who was then raising money for Mitt Romney. But today this happened: Donald Trump on Monday taunted New York Jets owner Woody Johnson, a supporter of rival Jeb Bush, after his NFL team’s season-ending loss the previous day. The tweet from Trump, a vocal backer …

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Sanders Smacks Down Pro-Trump Heckler [VIDEO]

At a Massachusetts rally on Saturday, Bernie Sanders was confronted by a front-row pro-Trump heckler who was waving a sign that read “Obama is as Cristain as Bruce Jenner is a woman.” Yes, the sign said “Cristain.” Watch how Sanders handled him below.

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New Frothy Mix Ad Brutally Mocks Ted Cruz For Reading “Fairy Tales” On Senate Floor [VIDEO]

Rick Santorum today issued a campaign ad which brutally mocks Ted Cruz for reading Green Eggs & Ham during his failed Senate filibuster. Via Politico: Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum is taking the gloves off against Ted Cruz in a new video touting his achievements in the Senate and hitting the Texas senator for his apparent penchant for reading children’s …

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Vanilla ISIS: We Won’t Fire Unless The Feds Do

Via Breitbart: One member of an armed group occupying a federal building at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge near Burns, Oregon has made a video to share the occupiers’ side of the story. Ammon Bundy, son of infamous Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy, has acted as a spokesman for the group for media outlets such as CNN. In a video posted …

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Trump: Hillary Enabled Bill’s “Seedy” Infidelity [VIDEO]

Jezebel reports: Donald Trump, the ochre villain in a Veggie Tales cartoon, appeared on your television Monday morning to express his continuing concern about Bill Clinton’s penis. He called the former president “seedy” and “one of the great woman abusers of all time,” adding that Hillary Clinton is his “enabler.” Trump also took time to again accuse Hillary Clinton of …

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Trump Launches First Television Ad [VIDEO]

Donald Trump launched his first television ad this morning. Via The Hill: “The politicians can pretend it’s something else, but Donald Trump calls it radical Islamic terrorism,” a narrator says over images of the San Bernardino, Calif., shooters. “That’s why he’s calling for a temporary shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until we can figure out what’s going on.” …

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Trump: Hillary Created ISIS With Obama [VIDEO]

Typical. And the crowd goes wild. CNN reports: Donald Trump on Saturday said the policies of President Barack Obama and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton “created ISIS,” the furthest the GOP front-runner has gone in tying the Obama administration’s policies to the rise of the terror group. Trump offered no evidence for his claim here at the Mississippi Coast …

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OREGON: Heavily Armed Teabagger Militia Seizes Federal Wildlife Refuge Building [VIDEO]

It’s the Bundy Ranch, part 2. Vox reports: A militia protesting the “tyranny” of the federal government seized the headquarters of a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon on Saturday and in a video posted to Facebook, called on “patriots” from all over the country to come to the refuge with their guns to join their fight. Among the militia’s members …

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Breitbart: Hillary Inspired The Trump Video

After ignoring the Trump terrorism video for more than a day, Breitbart has finally responded exactly as we’d expect them to. They write: Let’s think about what that says about the former Secretary of State of the United States. Did she plant the idea in the minds of the brutal terrorist group? Or maybe these are the lovely “rebels against …

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VIRAL VIDEO: About Trump’s Speech Patterns

Here’s a fascinating look at Donald Trump’s speech patterns and his “huckster’s knack” for selling himself. Over 300,000 views in just two days. Watch below.

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Terrorists Feature Trump In Recruitment Clip [VIDEO]

CNN reports: An al Qaeda affiliate has apparently released a new recruitment video, telling Muslims in America that the country has a long history of racism and discrimination and will turn on its Muslim community. The video purportedly by Somali terrorist group al-Shabaab uses historic civil rights era footage of firebrand Malcolm X and audio of 2016 presidential candidate Donald …

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Breitbart: Rubio Donor Behind Anti-Trump Skywriting

Via Breitbart: It turns out that the millionaire GOP establishment donor who bankrolled the anti-Donald Trump skywriting at the Rose Bowl parade on New Year’s Day isn’t just any ordinary donor-class millionaire. He’s backing Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) the man who is emerging as the anti-conservative establishment and donor-class candidate for president in 2016. According to the Center for Responsive …

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Ted Cruz Celebrates 2016 By Telling Lame Joke About Obama Leaving The White House [VIDEO]

Canadian immigrant Ted Cruz last night appeared on Fox News to celebrate the final year of Obama’s presidency and Hillary Clinton’s coming “permanent retirement.” Right. Cruz then launched into a lame joke about a Marine repeatedly asking for Obama at the gates of the White House. Watch below.

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Ted Cruz To Volunteers: Attacks On Me Are Coming So Strap On The Full Armor Of God

Via the Washington Post: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) told volunteers Thursday he believes the Republican presidential contest will be decided in the next 90 days, but warned them to get ready for a nasty ride. “I want to tell everyone to get ready, strap on the full armor of God, get ready for the attacks that are coming,” a hoarse-sounding …

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