Tag Archives: Teabagistan

“Freedom Girls” Rally Trump Crowd With Perky Song About Destroying America’s Enemies [VIDEO]

It’s just a peppier fun version of Hitler Youth! Via Salon: A capacity crowd of 10,000 packed into the Pensacola Bay Center Wednesday night for Donald Trump’s latest stop in the Sunshine state and were treated to a patriotic, bubble gum pop trio sensation delivering the campaign’s new “official jam.” “Cowardiiiiiiiice,” the adorable tikes begin. “Are you serious?” a pint-sized …

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Sarah Palin: Obama Is “Bending Over” For Iran

“Here we go again, coddling the enemy and implementing rules of engagement that prohibit our military from doing its job. Iran captures our warriors before forcing the U.S. to apologize for the ENEMY’S bullying and endangerment, all to send a (false) message that America is now so weak we’ve fallen insurmountably far under the enemy. As Sen. McCain just said …

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BOMBSHELL: Ted Cruz Failed To Disclose Senate Campaign Loan From Wife’s Employer Goldman Sachs

The Federal Elections Commission is likely have a big problem with this. The New York Times reports: As Ted Cruz tells it, the story of how he financed his upstart campaign for the United States Senate four years ago is an endearing example of loyalty and shared sacrifice between a married couple. “Sweetheart, I’d like us to liquidate our entire …

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Macho Man Ted Cruz Puts On Camouflage & Face Paint For Duck Dynasty Endorsement [VIDEO]

And yet another viciously anti-gay nutjob jumps into the Cruz camp. From the Associated Press: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz has bagged the endorsement of “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson after going hunting with him. The bearded and camouflaged Robertson announced his endorsement of Cruz in a video released Wednesday. Robertson and Cruz are shown sitting in a duck blind, …

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Yesterday Louie Gohmert Wanted To Bomb Iran

Watch below. “When our Navy ships have problems, we don’t call Iran. We call the rest of the Navy, we can call the Air Force, the Army, the Marines, the Coast Guard. We don’t call Iran! For the Iranians to even issue a statement at all saying, ‘We are going to release them soon,’ tells you that they control whether …

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Ann Coulter: Trump Should Deport Nikki Haley

During her official GOP response to Obama’s State Of The Union address, South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley took a veiled shot at Donald Trump, warning voters not to listen to the “siren call of the angriest voices.” That set Ann Coulter off on a furious tweetstorm attack on Haley, including a suggestion that Trump should have Haley deported. A South …

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Trump: Cruz Should Settle Birther Issue Or Drop Out

This morning Donald Trump tweeted that Ted Cruz should settle the issue of his eligibility or drop out of the primary race. The tweet comes because yesterday Cruz finally hit back. Via the Washington Post: At events in New Hampshire and in radio interviews, Cruz took direct aim at Trump on several fronts: tying the billionaire to Democratic presidential candidate …

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Ted Cruz: Iran Seized Those US Boats Because They Know Obama Is An Incredible Weakling [VIDEO]

Last night Ted Cruz went off in his usual fashion in reaction to President Obama’s final State Of The Union address. Via Fox News: President Obama’s final State of the Union address was more like “a state of denial,” Ted Cruz said on “The Kelly File” tonight. The Republican presidential contender told Megyn Kelly that he’s not surprised that the …

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Oregon Militia: Stop Sending Us Bags Of Dicks! [VIDEO]

Via Gawker: Oregon militia organizer Jon Ritzheimer really, really fuckin’ hates Uncle Sam. But what he hates even more is all of the obscene and generally unhelpful emails and packages that strangers from around the country and Gawker are sending to his band of armchair commandos. In a new Facebook post and accompanying video, Ritzheimer says he’s sick of this …

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Republican Rep. Jim Jordan: I Had No Idea Kim Davis Was Getting Her SOTU Seat Through My Office

The Huffington Post reports: It’s been a mystery all day on Capitol Hill: Which member of Congress invited controversial Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis to the State of the Union address? Well, we finally have an answer. It was House Freedom Caucus Chairman Jim Jordan (R-Ohio). There’s a reason the secret was kept so well. Jordan did not know he …

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Rafael Cruz Prays That God Elects Ted Cruz [AUDIO]

“We commit this campaign to You, Father. We commit this next three or four months to You, Father, that righteousness will prevail, Father. That You’ll wake up that sleeping giant, Father. Lord God, we did it in 1980 when we mobilized millions of Christians, millions of Christians across America to help elect whom I consider the greatest president since Abraham …

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VIRGINIA: GOP State Del. Mark Cole Intros Bill Requiring “Correct Anatomical Sex” For Restroom Use

GOP Virginia state Del. Mark Cole wants to see what students have between their legs. Via Crooks & Liars: Cole wins the Creepiest Lawmaker of the Day award for this stunning piece of legislation, requiring that students strictly adhere to designated restroom assignments or risk being fined. The legislation as filed requires that students attending schools designating restrooms for a …

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KENTUCKY: Gov. Matt Bevin Notifies Feds That He Will Begin Dismantling State Insurance Exchange

The Frankfort Courier-Journal reports: Following through on a campaign pledge, Gov. Matt Bevin has notified federal authorities he plans to dismantle kynect, Kentucky’s health insurance exchange created under the Affordable Care Act. The decision drew immediate fire from health care advocates, including Bill Wagner, executive director of the Family Health Centers, a network of public health clinics in Louisville. “It’s …

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Dr. Stabby To Catholic TV: Abnormal Gays Don’t Deserve Extra Rights Like Same-Sex Marriage [VIDEO]

“It’s beyond ridiculous that you take the most abnormal situation and then you make everyone else conform to it. That doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. That’s one of the very reasons that I have been an outspoken opponent of things like gay marriage. I don’t have any problem with gay people doing anything they want to do. You know, it’s …

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Fox News: Buy All The Lottery Tickets You Can Afford

Business Insider, shockingly, says this a terrible strategy. They write: On Monday morning, liberal media watchdog group Media Matters tweeted a screenshot from a Saturday Fox and Friends segment advising a simple strategy for maximizing your chances of winning the lottery: Buy as many tickets as you can afford. This is technically true. Buying more lottery tickets does increase your …

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Breitbart Continues Birther Attacks On Ted Cruz

Over at Trump World Headquarters the relentless birther attacks on Ted Cruz have this morning’s top headline. From the Los Angeles Times column they approvingly excerpt: The principle of jus sanguinis in 1788 applied to patrilineal descent only: A person born in a foreign country was viewed as a “natural born Citizen” of his or her father’s country. However odious …

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Trump Celebrates: I Got That “Loser” New Hampshire Paper Kicked Out Of The Next GOP Debate

Politico reports: ABC is cutting off their partnership with the New Hampshire Union Leader for the Republican primary debate on Feb. 6, an ABC spokesperson has confirmed. The paper was set to have a co-branding relationship for the debate, though it was going to be a comparatively minor role, without any representative on stage asking questions on behalf of the …

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Oregon Militia Nutjobs Post Wish List: Miracle Whip, Vanilla Creamer, Chewing Tobacco, Underwear

For several days the Twitterverse has been mocking the “snacks” requested by heavily armed militia still occupying a federal building in rural Oregon. They’ve now issued a much longer wish list. Via Raw Story: Despite the fact that the local “safety committee” founded by leader Ammon Bundy has asked them to leave, the list — posted on social media — …

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Breitbart: Twitter Has Declared War On Conservatism By “Unverifying” Homocon Milo Whatisopoulos

Twitter recently announced new rules against “abusive” accounts and all of Teabagistan is in an uproar today because Breitbart‘s raving homocon douche Milo Whatisopoulos has lost his “verified” check mark. It’s a war on conservatism and the First Amendment! They write: Twitter has unverified the account of Breitbart technology editor Milo Yiannopoulos, effectively declaring war on conservative media by punishing …

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Silently Protesting Muslim Woman Booted From Trump Rally To Jeers And Insults From Crowd [VIDEO]

CNN reports: A Muslim woman wearing a hijab was escorted out of Donald Trump’s campaign event on Friday by police after she stood up in silent protest during Trump’s speech. Rose Hamid, a 56-year-old flight attendant sitting in the stands directly behind Trump, stood up Friday during Trump’s speech when the Republican front-runner suggested that Syrian refugees fleeing war in …

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