Tag Archives: Teabagistan

OOPS: New Ted Cruz Ad Features Porn Star

The Cruz campaign has pulled its latest ad after learning its self-described conservative Christian actress has also appeared in titles such as Kinky Sex Club and Insatiable Desires. Via Buzzfeed: The ad, which was set at a group therapy session of conservative voters who feel betrayed by Marco Rubio on immigration, featured actor Amy Lindsay, who played a woman telling …

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New Cruz Ad: Trump Is The King Of Sleaze [VIDEO]

CNN reports: Ted Cruz will launch his most forceful attack yet against Donald Trump in a TV ad that accuses Trump of buying political influence “in a pattern of sleaze stretching back decades.” The 60-second spot, shared first with CNN, is part of a six-figure ad buy that will hit voters’ TV screens across South Carolina starting as early as …

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Nutcase Michael Savage: Bernie Sanders Will Use Street Gangs To Drag Away & Kill The Middle Class [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: “Obama is pure evil,” he said. “But he’s nothing compared to what Bernie Sanders would do.” Savage predicted that Sanders would impose “naked communism in this country” and “use the street gangs that burned down Baltimore, the street gangs that burned down Ferguson, they will use them as government enforcers as sure as …

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Heidi Cruz: The Election Of My Husband Will Show America The Face Of The God We All Serve [AUDIO]

“We are at a cultural crossroads in our country, and if we can be in this race to show this country the face of the God that we serve — this Christian God that we serve is the foundation of our country, our country was built on Judeo-Christian values, we are a nation of freedom of religion, but the God …

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TEXAS: AG Ken Paxton Faces Ethics Probe For Telling Clerks They Don’t Have To Issue Gay Marriage Licenses

The Associated Press reports: Already indicted on felony securities fraud charges, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton will face an ethics investigation for advising local officials they could refuse to issue same-sex marriage licenses on religious grounds. The U.S. Supreme Court ruled gay marriage legal in June. A month later, a complaint filed and co-signed by more than 200 attorneys said …

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Rush Limbaugh Endorses “Closest To Reagan” Ted Cruz

Four times married Rush Limbaugh says that Ted Cruz is the only true conservative in the race. From the wingnut site Newsmax: With conservatives across the country facing a critical decision whether to back Donald Trump, top radio talker Rush Limbaugh said Wednesday that true conservatives have no choice but to vote for Ted Cruz. Limbaugh told his radio audience, …

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Marcobot: The Media Did Me In At Yesterday’s Primary

Marco Rubio last night told his supporters that his flailing debate performance was to blame for his fifth place finish in the New Hampshire primary. Today he’s singing a somewhat different song to Fox News. Politico reports: “What happened is obviously Saturday night the debate went the way it went, and then just the media coverage over the last 72 …

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Carly Fiorina Suspends Presidential Campaign

Legs kicking, arms waving, Carly Fiorina has dropped out. NPR reports: Carly Fiorina is exiting the Republican presidential race after a seventh-place showing in last night’s New Hampshire primary. “While I suspend my candidacy today, I will continue to travel this country and fight for those Americans who refuse to settle for the way things are and a status quo …

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Wingnuts To Protest “Racist” Beyonce At NFL Offices Over Her Super Bowl Tribute To Black Lives Matter

Teabagistan is been up in arms all week about Beyonce’s tribute to the Black Lives Matter during the Super Bowl halftime show. Next week there will be a protest outside NFL headquarters in Manhattan. From the New York Daily News: Beyoncé haters are ready to get in formation. The anti-Beyhive is planning to protest the “Drunk in Love” singer outside of …

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Don’t Hold Back On Us, Huffington Post

We have a feeling that tonight’s header on Huffington Post will spawn waves of poutrage across Teabagistan tomorrow. This should prove rather enjoyable.

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Cruz “Proudly” Touts Endorsement Of Pastor Who Says God Sent Hitler To Hunt Jews For Not Accepting Jesus

Ted Cruz is thrilled to have the endorsement of lunatic Pastor Mike Bickle. The National Jewish Democratic Council has a problem with this. They write: “It is profoundly troubling that Sen. Ted Cruz proudly trumpeted the endorsement of such a controversial figure who holds such offensive views. In announcing Bickle’s support, Sen. Cruz said, ‘we will fight the good fight, …

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Dr. Stabby: I’m Open To Being Trump’s Running Mate

From Politico: Ben Carson isn’t ruling out being Donald Trump’s running mate. “I certainly would sit down and discuss it with him,” Carson said Tuesday when asked by Neil Cavuto on Fox Business Network if he would consider being Trump’s vice president. But whoever it was offering him the position, the retired neurosurgeon said he “would have to have major …

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Protesters Attempt “Exorcism” On Ted Cruz [VIDEO]

The Daily Dot reports: Nobody ever said campaigning for the presidency would be boring. Two men entered a Ted Cruz town hall equipped with mirrors and a wooden cross to, uh, perform an exorcism on the Texas senator on Monday. Seriously. “Ted Cruz look in the mirror and let the evil spirit leave!” one man shouted at the event in …

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Trump Endorser Alex Jones: Bernie Sanders’ Supporters Need To Have Their Jaws Broken [VIDEO]

Donald Trump’s biggest fan in Teabagistan has gone on a rant that must be seen to be believed, even by Alex Jones’ usual spittle-flecked standards. Brian Tashman recaps at Right Wing Watch: He said that Sanders’ campaign is catching on because “stupid, snot-nosed, crud” liberals adore Mao Zedong while they “live off the backs of everybody that fought Nazism and …

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Trump Spox Defends “Pussy” Comment: Donald Trump Has Single-Handedly Brought Back Freedom Of Speech

Trump campaign spokeswoman and convicted shoplifter Katrina “Bullet Necklace” Pierson appeared on CNN moments ago to defend Trump calling Ted Cruz a “pussy.” Pierson: “Donald Trump has single-handedly brought back the freedom of speech.” Seriously. For real. She just totally said that.

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Eric Trump: Waterboarding Is No Worse Than What Happens Every Day At Colleges & Frat Houses [VIDEO]

“You see these terrorists that are flying planes into buildings, right? You see our cities getting shot up in California. You see Paris getting shot up. And then somebody complains when a terrorist gets waterboarded, which quite frankly is no different than what happens on college campuses and frat houses every day. And, you know, the man would keep this …

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Trump: Shout It Out, Ted Cruz Is A Pussy [VIDEO]

From the Washington Post: As Donald Trump brought up his chief rival, Ted Cruz, during a rally in a sports arena the night before the New Hampshire primary, a woman in the crowd shouted out an insult of the senator from Texas. “She just said a terrible thing,” Trump said with a smile. “You know what she said? Shout it …

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Trump Waffles Again On Same-Sex Marriage [VIDEO]

Donald Trump yesterday continued to contradict himself on same-sex marriage. The Daily Mail reports: Donald Trump gave a perplexing answer this morning on This Week with George Stephanopoulos when asked to better articulate his position on gay marriage. “We’ll see what happens,” Trump said, using similar phrasing several times while saying he would appoint the “absolute best judges” and then …

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CNN Statement: Ted Cruz Is A Liar

From CNN: Sen. Ted Cruz knowingly misstated CNN’s reporting during Saturday’s Republican primary debate, despite the fact that CNN’s reporting was correct all along. Cruz blamed CNN for a message his campaign sent to supporters the night of the Iowa caucuses suggesting Carson was going to suspend his campaign. “My political team saw CNN’s report breaking news and they forwarded …

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Trump Backs “Waterboarding And Worse” [VIDEO]

Torture techniques such a waterboarding were banned by federal law a decade ago, but Donald Trump last night vowed its return “and worse.” He doubled-down on this morning’s talk shows. Politico reports: “They’re chopping heads of Christians and many other people in the Middle East,” Trump said, when asked about his comments by Jake Tapper on CNN’s “State of the …

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