Tag Archives: Teabagistan

The Tea People Are Unhappy With Paul Ryan

Last night Paul Ryan declared that he would “gladly serve” as House Speaker – but only if far-right Republicans vow to support him without complaint. That, of course, has not gone down well in Teabagistan. Over at Breitbart, where multiple daily anti-Ryan pieces have been running for weeks, Ryan’s statement has resulted in renewed fury.

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Paul Ryan Issues Ultimatum: I’ll Only Serve As House Speaker If Teabaggers Promise To Leave Me Alone

Ever since Kevin McCarthy abruptly dropped his bid for House Speaker, Breitbart has been running multiple daily attacks on that also terrible RINO, Paul Ryan. Tonight Ryan declared that he MIGHT serve as Speaker – but with a whopping proviso aimed squarely at Teabagistan. The Washington Post reports: Ryan met Tuesday evening with tea party hard-liners and later with the larger …

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Now On Sale By Matt Barber

In this week’s newsletter Matt Barber invites you to squeeze Hillary Clinton’s head into “even more monstrous expressions than she normally has.” From the sales pitch: “Made exclusively for Patriot Depot, our Hillary Squeeze Toy is the perfect way to vent your frustrations throughout the day. I keep one of these on my desk, so anytime I need a little …

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Hillary Clinton Touts Accomplishments As Secretary Of State Ahead Of Benghazi Committee Hearing [VIDEO]

Via the Washington Post: Ahead of high-stakes testimony this week before the Republican-led House committee investigating the Benghazi attacks, former secretary of state Hillary Rodham Clinton is trying to turn the tables by highlighting the rest of her well-regarded tenure as chief U.S. diplomat. Her campaign released a video highlight reel from her State Department service Monday that includes endorsements …

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Wingnut Site Daily Caller Runs Photo Of Malia Obama Allegedly Playing Beer Pong At Brown University

The Daily Caller thinks it has a “gotcha” with a photo of Malia Obama possibly playing beer pong during a tour of Brown University. They write: Malia Obama was visiting Brown University in Rhode Island for a campus tour last weekend, and while she was there, the 17-year-old finally proved that there’s at least one cool person in the Obama …

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Breitbart Headline Of The Day

During last night’s Democratic debate, Breitbart editor Ben Shapiro tweeted that Bill Clinton is “feeling the Bern” because he has syphilis. Today he follows up that bit of journalistic gold with a 2000-word screed in which him claims that Hillary Clinton lied about everything she said. Just a small excerpt: She spoke for approximately 24 minutes, and aside from her …

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Todd Starnes Slams “Granny” Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is two years younger than Starnes’ hero Donald Trump, who has seven grandchildren, but Starnes never lets pesky facts get in the way. Speaking of facts, check out the whopping error in his Fox News column: Bernie Sanders suggested we should be like the Norwegians, for crying out loud. And Jim Webb is actually more conservative than some …

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Bernie Sanders Wins Drudge Debate Poll

Bernie Sanders won the Drudge Report debate poll, taking nearly ten times the total received by Hillary Clinton. Perhaps obviously, a lot of Tea People freeped the poll. The total number of votes is less than one-third of the 680K votes cast in the Drudge Report GOP poll last month. At this writing, Sanders has 59% of the votes and …

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“Anchor Babies” Ad To Air During Dem Debate [VIDEO]

Via press release: Under current policy, when a citizen of another country gives birth to a child on U.S. soil, whether here as a tourist or illegally, the baby automatically gets U.S. citizenship along with taxpayer funded benefits. And once the baby gets citizenship, the parents eventually become eligible for U.S. citizenship and benefits too. Then the parents’ extended families …

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OREGON: Armed Teabaggers Protest Obama’s Arrival To Console Families Of Mass Shooting Victims [VIDEO]

Via the Associated Press: Holding signs saying the president was not welcome, more than 200 gun-rights activists protested Barack Obama’s visit on Friday to Oregon to meet with the families of victims of last week’s campus killings. The protesters stood outside Roseburg airport as Obama left a helicopter and got into a limousine that whisked him away for the private …

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Breitbart Poll: Who Do You Want For House Speaker?

This afternoon Breitbart is running a live poll of its readers, asking for their pick to be the next House Speaker. Unsurprisingly the current leader is Tea Party favorite Trey Gowdy. The poll is open to all so if you have any suggestions of your own, here’s the link. Heh.

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Trump Reignites Civil War In Teabagistan

Teabagistan’s months-long civil war has smoldered quietly in recent weeks, but today Donald Trump stoked the embers in the series of tweeted attacks on Glenn Beck and Erick Erickson, the latter of whom famously disinvited Trump to a right-wing convention over Trump’s “blood coming out of her whatever” crack about Megyn Kelly. For his part, Erickson says that he hasn’t …

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Matt Drudge: The Media Is Covering Up The Lovers Of “Old And Sick” Hillary Clinton

Saying that he hasn’t been photographed in eight years, yesterday closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge “appeared” off-camera on the whackadoodle InfoWars show where he told conspiracy nutjob Alex Jones that the media is shielding the lovers of “old and sick” Hillary Clinton. Politico reports: At the start of the segment, Jones said Drudge had surprised the Austin, Texas-based show with …

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Teabagger US House Candidate Fires Shotgun, Says She Is Hunting RINOs For Being Pro-Gay Feminists

In her just-issued campaign clip, former North Carolina Republican Party spokeswoman Kay Daly fires a shotgun and says she is hunting a RINO in the US House for being an immigrant-loving, pro-gay feminist. That RINO is Rep. Renee Elmers (R-NC) – who is a piece of fucking work herself. From the Raleigh News & Observer: The narrator in the ad …

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New Ad: Investigate The Benghazi Investigation

About the new web video ad from the progressive Agenda Project: “Just like Joseph McCarthy before him, Kevin McCarthy and his fellow Republicans are using their constitutionally granted powers not to advance the interests of the America people, but instead to try to destroy their political enemies,” stated Erik Altieri, Director of Communications for the Agenda Project Action Fund, “It …

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LOS ANGELES: Homocon Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Booted From Anti-Rape Rally

Homocon nutjob and raging misogynist Milo Yiannopoulos thought it would be hilarious to crash an anti-rape rally yesterday with a mocking sign. The cops reportedly threw him out. Breitbart whines: Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos was ejected from the Amber Rose Slut Walk in Los Angeles this afternoon. Slut Walkers could be heard yelling to police officers, “Thanks for taking out …

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Donald Trump: Armed Teachers Could Have Stopped The Oregon Massacre [VIDEO]

And the crowd went wild. NBC News reports: Trump read the Second Amendment to a cheering, standing-room-only crowd of 1,540. Speaking about Thursday’s shooting in Oregon, he told the potential voters that the community college where the attack took place was a gun free zone. “If you had teachers with guns you would’ve been a hell of a lot better …

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Ben Shapiro Has The Papal Sadz

Ben Shapiro is railing against the leftist homo-hugging Pope over at Breitbart, where they have illustrated his rant by slapping the famous NOH8 logo on the face of Pope Francis. He writes: Is there any doubt that this media-savvy Pontiff felt the need to prevent leftist attacks on him over the Davis meeting by first disassociating from Davis, then by …

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Joe Rogan Vs Homocon Milo Yiannopoulos [VIDEO]

Nutjob homocon misogynist and Breitbart columnist Milo Yiannopoulos appeared on Joe Rogan’s show this week where he declared that he would take a hypothetical pill to make him straight, even though it would likely be “career suicide.” More from Raw Story: “Everywhere that doesn’t have a strong Christian heritage is a f*cked up place with bad morals,” Yiannopoulos asserted. “That’s …

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Breitbart Headline Of The Day

From today’s top story on Breitbart: As Pope Francis flew back to Rome, President Obama issued a stern warning to Christians, warning them their attempts to assert their religious liberty to oppose gay rights would fail. “We affirm that we cherish our religious freedom and are profoundly respectful of religious traditions,” he insisted during a dramatic speech at a LGTB …

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