Tag Archives: Teabagistan

Sarah Palin: Maybe I’ll Run For Office Again

From the Washington Post: Watch out, world: Sarah Palin said she’s open to running for political office again. The former Alaska governor touched on a possible return to politics during a wide-ranging interview on CBS’s “Sunday Morning.” “This will always be home,” she said of Wasilla, Alaska. “I would know that I could always come back here.” “You’re willing to …

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REPORT: Paris Terrorists Were “Fake Refugees”

All of Teabagistan is celebrating with “we told you” headlines this morning after French authorities revealed that at least two of the Paris terrorists had gained entry to the country by posing as Syrian refugees. The Daily Mail reports: It is believed two of the bombers were carrying Syrian passports. At least two others are believed to be French while …

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Matt Drudge Implies That Hillary Is A Lesbian

Closeted homocon blogger Matt Drudge last night repeated a familiar meme in Teabagistan with a misspelled tweet which implies that Hillary Clinton and her top aide Huma Abedin are lovers. Abedin is actually the wife of former Rep. Anthony Weiner. Drudge’s fans are thrilled.

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Today’s Most Popular Cartoon In Teabagistan

This panel by Arizona Republic political cartoonist Steve Benson is being headlined today on many right wing sites and has been shared about 400,000 times on Facebook.

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Ted Cruz On Fox News: Obama “Does Not Wish To Defend This Country” From Terrorists [VIDEO]

The Guardian recaps today’s predictable reaction by Ted Cruz: Speaking to reporters ahead of a “rally for religious liberty” in Greenville, South Carolina, Cruz said of the victims of the Paris attacks: “They were not injured by some faceless menace. They were not injured by some abstract and inchoate violent extremism. “They were injured by radical Islamic terrorism, an evil …

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Judge Rules For Hillary On Benghazi Emails

The wingnuts at Judicial Watch today lost a battle to force the federal government to release hundreds of Hillary Clinton’s emails related to Benghazi. The Hill reports: Judge Amit Mehta said that it would be “unwise and potentially risky” to order the government to quickly release some of the 329 emails specifically related to the 2012 terror attack in Benghazi, …

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Rand Paul: Maybe We Don’t Need The USPS [AUDIO]

Rand Paul wants a federal government “so small you can barely see it.” And part of that plan might include doing away with the USPS. Listen below. In related news, yesterday the Postal Workers Union endorsed Bernie Sanders.

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Trump Picks Up Drudge’s Attack On Hillary’s Hair

Right on cue, Donald Trump has picked up Matt Drudge’s attack on Hillary Clinton’s hair. CNN reports: Donald Trump said Wednesday he was shocked to see Hillary Clinton’s latest hairdo, calling it “massive” in an interview on conservative talk radio. Asked by host Mark Levin what Clinton’s appeal to voters is, Trump simply said: “Well, she has a new hairdo, …

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Dunkin’ Donuts Hits At Starbucks With “Joy” Cup

Oh, brother. Yahoo News reports: Dunkin’ Donuts unveiled its seasonal coffee cup design for the holidays on Tuesday, giving java drinkers a cup sporting Christmas-themed colors and the word “Joy” in red script. While many praised the release, others thought the coffee brewer’s move was a transparent jab at its competitor, Starbucks, whose own holiday cup this week sparked a …

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Matt Drudge: Hillary Wears A Wig

Closeted blogger Matt Drudge this morning accused Hillary Clinton of wearing a wig. Clinton often refers to her hair in stump speeches, usually saying something like, “You’re not going to see me turn white in the White House – I’ve been coloring my hair for years.”

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Sarah Palin: Grinches On The Left Are Trying Make Conservatives Look Ridiculous Over Starbucks

“You know I’m passionate about protecting the heart of Christmas! And these next couple of months really can be ‘The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!’ Funny, though, how some grinches on the Left take things too far in attempts to make all us jolly revelers look ridiculous, lumping us in the same box concerning misplaced outrage over a coffee …

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Donald Trump Panders To The Crazy Evangelicals: Maybe We Should Boycott Starbucks [VIDEO]

Speaking on the eve of the next GOP debate, Donald Trump tonight pandered to the crazy evangelicals by declaring, “Maybe we should boycott Starbucks.” Trump further issued a warning about his presidency: “If I became president, we’re all gonna be saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again.” Whether you like it or not. Watch below.

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Starnes: The Media Is “Lynching” Dr. Stabby [VIDEO]

Via Talking Points Memo: Fox News host Todd Starnes called the media scrutiny around the life and memoirs of Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson a “lynching” on Monday. “The mainstream media’s political hit job on Dr. Ben Carson is nothing short of a journalistic lynching, strung up with rumors and innuendos and flat-out lies,” Starnes said in a video posted …

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KENTUCKY: Governor-Elect Matt Bevin Vows To Remove Names Of Clerks From Marriage Licenses

The Lexington Courier-Journal reports: Matt Bevin promised Friday that soon after he becomes governor on Dec. 8, he will issue an executive order to remove the names of county clerks from marriage licenses – a step he said will protect county clerks from being jailed for their religious beliefs. “One thing I will take care of right away, we will …

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Teabagistan Begins The West Point Spin: Ben Carson Was Just Employing A “Loose Use” Of Language

Less than an hour after Ben Shapiro denounced Ben Carson as a liar, he suddenly has a very different opinion. “Carson never said he applied. He said he was extended a full scholarship offer. What’s more, West Point doesn’t offer scholarships: all admission is free contingent on serving in the military afterwards. It thus seems probable that Westmoreland or another …

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Ben Carson Melts Down Over CNN’s Questions About His Allegedly Stabby Violent Past [VIDEO]

Teabagistan is an uproar, again, over this morning’s CNN interview with Ben Carson, whom they tried pin down about his allegedly stabby, violent past. Salon recaps: In a nearly 30-minute interview on CNN’s “New Day,” Ben Carson repeatedly lashed out at recent inquiries into his violent childhood as “pathetic” and attacked host Alisyn Camerota Friday morning for pushing what he …

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Ted Cruz Shrugs Off This Weekend’s Appearance At Event Run By “Death To Gays” Pastor [VIDEO]

Every day for the last two weeks Right Wing Watch has pointed out that Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, and Bobby Jindal are scheduled to speak this weekend at a “religious liberty” event run by Pastor Kevin Swanson, who regularly calls for gays to be executed. Yesterday CNN’s Jake Tapper finally confronted Cruz about it and you’ll be shocked to learn …

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Breitbart: Starbucks Hates The Baby Jesus

There aren’t any Christmas trees or snowflakes on this year’s holiday cups at Starbucks. Therefore, according to Breitbart, the coffee giant hates the Blessed Baby Jesus and is subliminally telling all Christians to get screwed. All because this year’s cup is just plain red. They write: I asked Starbucks why, but they just sent me a “factsheet” with their latest …

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KENTUCKY: Kim Davis & Liberty Counsel Celebrate Gubernatorial Win Of Teabagger Matt Bevin

“I congratulate Matt Bevin on his win. I am ecstatic. He is such a genuine and caring person. I will be forever thankful that he came to visit me while I was in jail. At a clerks’ meeting he hugged me and said he was praying for me. I am looking forward to his leadership as our new Governor.” – …

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MISSISSIPPI: Man Charged With Bombing Walmart For Not Selling The Confederate Flag

A 61 year-old Mississippi patriot has been charged with bombing a local Walmart because the chain no longer sells the Confederate flag. USA Today reports: Tupelo Police Chief Bart Aguirre said a vehicle pulled up to an entrance of the Walmart in North Gloster around 1:30 a.m. CT. “A white male got out, lit the package and threw it in …

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